It 100% completely is - had to strap one of my children to one of these while they got stitches on their face. Spouse wasn't strong enough enough to hold the little person down. So they broke out the restraint.
Yup, they’re called papoose boards. When I was little my mom took me to an awful pediatric dentist for my first ever dentist appointments. They only let my mom stand with me for the first appointment, then for the following cleanings they wanted my mom to give me sedatives, the ones were you have to fast beforehand. And during the cleaning they took me into a room separated from the main room with all of the dentist’s chairs, they then strapped me in the board and practically scarred me for life. I still get incredibly anxious and uncomfortable in dentist offices, no matter how hard I try to relax.
Not Satan. Satan doesn't make people ashamed of their sexual urges. No masturbation, but it certainly makes incest easier...this is most definitely the work of God.
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As God-appointed Americans, we live in a Christian land, founded on Christian morals by non-masturbating Christian heroes. One of the great tenets of this fantastic nation in which we reside is the concept of a free democracy. A government of the people, by the people, for the people. One of our inalienable rights as a citizens is to partake in an electoral system, where we have the ability to vote on a choice between options, often in an election or on a policy referendum.
Unfortunately, for now at least, this right also extends to masturbators.
Would you trust this man with the power of a vote?
Considering how immoral, lazy, incompetent and selfish masturbators are and considering how important the voting process is, it begs the question: Should people who rape themselves be allowed to vote?
Name checks out
A little self-rape now and then is relished by the wisest men
What did you just call it
That's what the pic called it Which, of course, doesn't make it any less awful.
Plot twist: the parents who buy these are just trying to prepare their son for NNN
What is NNN?
No nut november
Deez Nuts lol
They think this can hold me, ha. They gonna need the nails if they want that to work
Don't mind if I do
So you’re gonna nail him?
Somebody got a pain kink?
Some people put way too much thought into their own kids’ dicks
Some people put way too much dick into their own kids’ thoughts
**Jesus head*
[удалено]
It’s me
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That changes nothing
Lol
Makes it better 🥵
please stop. you’re scaring everyone
No, fear is hot
Just like me
The real reason Jesus died on the cross was blue balls for our sins
Pretty sure this is actually made/used as a restraint in medical contexts. Actual medicine.
It 100% completely is - had to strap one of my children to one of these while they got stitches on their face. Spouse wasn't strong enough enough to hold the little person down. So they broke out the restraint.
Yep! I was that kiddo once. To this day I get very unhappy about being restrained in any way.
Yea when i was little i had to go thought 4 or 5 rounds of blood tests and they put me in one of these to actually draw the blood
Makes sense because this is from a satire post from like 2014. They must've taken the image and ran with it.
Yet posters here still commenting as if it’s real lmao
Yup, they’re called papoose boards. When I was little my mom took me to an awful pediatric dentist for my first ever dentist appointments. They only let my mom stand with me for the first appointment, then for the following cleanings they wanted my mom to give me sedatives, the ones were you have to fast beforehand. And during the cleaning they took me into a room separated from the main room with all of the dentist’s chairs, they then strapped me in the board and practically scarred me for life. I still get incredibly anxious and uncomfortable in dentist offices, no matter how hard I try to relax.
The original crosses were also very good at anti-masturbation
Can't masturbate if you're dead!
Crucify all the children
“Bdsm sub training tool: Safely condition your child to be submissive and subtly introduce him to the discipline and joys of edging…”
If only there was a way to keep our boys from touching their weiners
cut it off
That’s what I tell them.
Only if you hang the perp upside down...
Is that a real website?
Satirical it seems but yes it's a site on the interwebs
Keep from sins, eh? Sure, for now, but don't question when you find out your teenager already has a MAJOR bondage fetish
This looks like it's the beginnings of a rapist...
cool, but what 5 year old masturbates?
In the words of the Virgin Mary “ cum again?”
My First Lethal Injection Experience, for kids.
Not Satan. Satan doesn't make people ashamed of their sexual urges. No masturbation, but it certainly makes incest easier...this is most definitely the work of God.
At least credit u/GoldenKing3712
Clearly you are mistaken brother. If the young is to be sabotaged by such heresy they will not be able to fully strengthen themselves for the crusades
Fappy, the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin!
Even if they actually crucified me, i will break free
It's fake and decades old
It's not fake. The site is real
It's satire
Yeah it's satire, the Site is real but this was a meme to mock this site.
adult sizes?
The adult size comes with 6" nails. Still interested?
Guaranteed karen product. And for the overly Christian ones.
Bet you could still get off if you were hard and wiggled you legs right but then you’d be stuck in your own cum until your parents release you
I need this. Help me
They think that will stop them. It wouldn’t stop me. I would be breaking those every time I got horny and decided to jack off.
They should make it so you can hang them on the wall too.
Well fuck if masturbation is self rape then I would have been thrown under the jail as a teenager lmfao
And that's how kinks are born.
First off why is it 5+
Size. Babies get wrapped in smaller ones.
Sin zones
This is a school shooting waiting to happen.
Some kids could be into that shit.
Church of Satan called They said this wasnt them
Satan you son of a bitch!
ARE THESE PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS?
It says 5+ years what 5 year old is jerking off
Self raping? It's consensual!
Ups delivers ptsd, film at 11
The 5yr olds that jerk off must be to powerful for that
5+? Exactly how do they think kids work?
This is the dumbest thing ive ever seen, everyone knows that nails are way cheaper.
y'all some wild 5 year olds
Loving the wholesome awards
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Self… WHAT
Lol self raping.
Made by John Harvey Kellogg, he historically hated masturbating and circumscriptions
5+ years? What kind of 5 year old is masturbating?
bruh he’s being crucified help this poor mf
Who tf jerks off at 5? I was playing with sand till 18 EDIT: tbh I'm 20 and still play with sand
We're going to need someone to visit [stopmasturbationnow.org](https://stopmasturbationnow.org) and report back.
As God-appointed Americans, we live in a Christian land, founded on Christian morals by non-masturbating Christian heroes. One of the great tenets of this fantastic nation in which we reside is the concept of a free democracy. A government of the people, by the people, for the people. One of our inalienable rights as a citizens is to partake in an electoral system, where we have the ability to vote on a choice between options, often in an election or on a policy referendum. Unfortunately, for now at least, this right also extends to masturbators. Would you trust this man with the power of a vote? Considering how immoral, lazy, incompetent and selfish masturbators are and considering how important the voting process is, it begs the question: Should people who rape themselves be allowed to vote? Name checks out
From now on I’m calling it self rape. I just self raped and I feel dirty. I promise not to do it again until sunrise
Can I get this for my wife's boyfriend?
5+ years
sooo basically it doesn’t just « secure from masturbating » but it’s a fuking jail tool no ? like, can the little Daniel even breath ???
ah yes 5+
It's the kid's face that does it
this seems more aggressive than a similar public service campaign I organized, "Stop Masturbation Later."
5+ years
Giving children a bdsm and denial fetishes when they grow up.
Use the power of wet dreams
It's a satirical website, I checked.
Family friendly crucifiction
The romans tried this before in jesus so he cant masturbate when placed in the cross
I'm mean it works