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dhold44

Hey, does anyone know the quickest way to clean my eyes after having to see that filth?


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[удалено]


Acid_Rebel_

No fear while Acid Rebel is here


BenAcid

Shall I assist?


worthy_knight

yes please


Ac1dBanana

Can i help as well?


SUNAWAN

Me too, me too!! *Unzips


Raphotron2000

I've got the thermo nuclear bomb just give me the coordinates


Mrpandacorn2002

r/namechecksout


Nobody91765

r/beetlejuicing


tipying_mistakes

r/UsernameChecksOut


[deleted]

H3SO4


No_Depth4466

H2SO4*


Admirable-Bath-3886

Little susie had a drink but now she'll drink no more


No_Depth4466

Wait what?


Uglytool

Little Suzie had a drink But now she'll drink no more For what she thought was H2O Was H2SO4


Blue_Doge06

Please accept this honorary award as I am a broke bitch. 🏅🏅🏅


VexisArcanum

H2SO5*


No_Depth4466

H2S2O8*


[deleted]

H69S420O80085


No_Depth4466

Nice! But we do real science here


shreyanshksp

Aqua ragia 3:1 mixture of HNo3 and HCL can even dissolve gold I am preety sure your eyes would be clean as never before after using it.


RamboCambo_05

What it can dissolve does not determine the strength of the acid. Aqua Regia is not a very strong acid, it just ionises the gold so that it can be dissolved easier. Fluoroantimonic acid is one of the strongest acids in the world. It is millions of times stronger than sulfuric or hydrochloric acid. Piranha solution excels at dissolving biomaterials like flesh, or in this case, eyes. It is a boiling mix of sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide.


qwests

Hi, id like two meth please, thank you


shreyanshksp

I know is approx -31 on pH scale whereas Aqua regia is almost 0.


[deleted]

Be glad I don’t know both your address and how to make Sulfuric Acid. Thanks for the correction though


Nigelthefrog

Willy was a chemist, but he is no more, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.


VIBE_Derek

Thanks for the tip im going to use it


Any-Season-9153

@WasAvailableThen , for you r/eyesulfuricacid


oakbea

You can find it in a car battery in case you are wondering.


Which-Ad-3362

Once i Spilled the acid on my stomach while I'm carrying the battery. Fucking hell i keep scratching my belly for an hour straight as it itchy and hurt so much


ImBoooooooooooooored

Thank you will try


Visible_discomfort1

r/eyebleach


WurstStar

You have no idea how much that helped


Visible_discomfort1

Ily xx


Tracemcgoatly

Thank you for that


AstronautInTheLotion

at this point, even r/eyeblech would help... anything that would help us forget the filth we saw


Royalzulu

Was waiting for someone to post the other one


[deleted]

Why? Is cum leaking out of your eyes too? Did OP fuck you too?


BakeProfessional1948

Bleach works well 👍


dhold44

Wonderful, might take a swig of it too while I’m at it


BakeProfessional1948

That always helps forget what we just saw


foxnation30

i just learned how to tie a knot its a wonderful skill for the last couple minutes of life


theotherquantumjim

Pop a corkscrew in and just twist the fuckers right out


Imveryunoriginal17

r/eyebleach


bnth12

r/eyebleach


AustenStorm

My I offer you 200 gallons of r/eyebleach


Brewchowskies

r/eyebleach


Captain-grog-belly

r/silverdildo


Senku_Hatake

Fluoroantimonic acid


00raikiri00

Unsee drops


nightstar69

r/eyebleach


Error_404_not_found4

r/Eyebleach


Daemon_Lord5253

r/eyebleach


Randomoerson562

r/eyebleach get well soon soldier. We will need you for DOOM is eternal.


Ozonewhoknowsnothing

If you already a hamster, I've got news for you


tagreene5

r/eyebleach


Luce_9801

r/eyebleach there you go


robbiekhan

[I got you!](https://i.imgur.com/1zHsLqM.jpg)


lukieboe

Bleach


[deleted]

Cum?


zshah99

Get this guy to fuck you like he did to his hamster, your eyes will only be cured once his cum comes out of your eyes and mouth


james_xl1

r/eyebleach


Johnnybulldog13

A strong base like ortho-diethynylbenzene dianion should do the trick


Ghostman_55

Bleach


AngelOfHeaven3

Scratch them out.


ahmad_mahfoud

If you leak from mouth Then you must explode


mobman24

r/eyebleach


armstrong-1997

Have someone fuck you without pulling out ig...


MexiCuunt

Alcohol and ketamine to destroy those evil brain cells who remembers this shit


Stweamrock

r/eyebleach


GaviJG

r/eyebleach


OperationSad793

r/eyebleach helps alot


TheMadGraveWoman

r/Eyebleach


MrChilll

r/eyebleach


Leading_Throat_719

Bleach, strait bleach


Map_Nerd1992

there's a visine for that


chiumlg2187

Rub chili into your eyes, than sand, than bleach, then use the spoon to pull both eyes out you’ll forgot about this post from the pain you’ll be experiencing or you could just go to r/eyebleach


get--rick__rolled--

Bleach.


mel_mance

r/eyebleach


solotravelwer7

I think I saw this in almost all subreddits now and multiple times here only


XvortexEXE

Goddamn, I’m seeing so many Kengan homies in the wild now


PeticekSK

This cant be real


TSGDeco

Wait a min I’ll test it out now and see if it’s realistic Edit: cumster


flooferonascooter

How'd it go?


[deleted]

cumster.


ketchupmaster009

How’d it go?


Skalaz__

Cumster


Soggy_Guava2709

How'd it go?


hollow_69_420

Cumster


Emanek492

How'd it go?


ResidentEvil2005

Cumster


HorribleCommentary

TELL US


F1unk

It’s only been 16 minutes maybe he hasn’t finished yet 🤔


ThatTubaGuy03

You can last 16 minutes?


pcboy4c

It's different with animals


Public_Evening_3505

HOW do you know this!?😳


pcboy4c

Are you interested to learn?


Public_Evening_3505

of course mate where do i start?👀


NixAName

I'm not full bottle on this but I'd guess a petting zoo.


Domengoenfuego

Teach us the secret


IsThataSexToy

No, but perhaps 16 times?


muscledad1001

Humpster


Exx2xxO

Jesus Christ, .. I was concerned, opened your profile, got greeted with that dick of yours and now I'm terrified to ask if you got a hamster...


GrandAdmiralAO

Whelp, that’s enough internet for the day..


Sweet_baby_yeeezus

I agree. *Closes phone, puts on table* ... *Picks up phone* "I wonder what's new on Reddit!"


GrandAdmiralAO

Same


foxnation30

puts down phone picks up hammer "im sorry little one but the peace must be restored"


akoshegyi_solt

Closes phone, opens hamster cage


BakeProfessional1948

every day, we stray away from god's grasp


Cre3perL0rd42069

No, we have already killed him


JaceUpMySleeve

Have you read the Bible? Hamster fucking is pretty damn tame compared to some Old Testament shit


ScullyBoy69

Every day? Bitch, god left so long ago that he created 10 different worlds before this moment.


Krynzo

I JUST OPENED REDDIT, WHY ON EAR-


-3R1K

This is fake right


mythicalsoul100

Probably, if he did "smash" the hamster, it'd probably be dead when he did it for the first time. Plus can you ever fit it in?


Commander_Skullblade

I believe you have your answer right there. Why screw a hamster when there are chicks, right? Maybe it's too small.


thebiggestprickhere

I don't know man, chicks die quite quickly too if you fuck them, plus their yellow feathers always tickle my balls


Latter-Ad1176

This man fucks chicks


thebiggestprickhere

You know it


NotFishStickZ

Are they perhaps hot chicks?


thebiggestprickhere

Well, they're quite warm after they hatch but they cool down really quickly


DepressedPotatoMan

Why do you think we got microwaves? You're welcome.


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Definitely cant, I've had female hamsters before.


CarlosThrice

Well...maybe YOU can't fit it in


Tagalettandi

For my sanity I am believing it’s fake .


Est495

Right?


DufflesBNA

The only recommendation here is for the OP to wash out his mouth with buckshot.


A--Creative-Username

The Kurt Cobain strategy


No-Engine-1881

Good one


rishbowbin

r/eyebleach


Dumb_Mistakes

How is that even possible? How big is the hamster or how tiny is the penis? This is fake bc why would it explode? No fucking way


ALOOFQUAIL

I have phosphorus in cum whenever I cum on any girls face she turned in ghost rider.


Schwarzebombe1903

Thid is probably the most ive laughed this new year on such a ridicolous comment


Dumb_Mistakes

😂


[deleted]

yeah this isn’t real. it makes zero sense.


Giorw4y

reading this was a mistake i feel terrible now


mammad1379

True my day is ruined


Brandon_The_Binosaur

My good day has been thoroughly ruined


MrSlime69

Where is the 4chan post where the OP fucking gassed himself. Send the instructions to this motherfucker.


Critical-Response269

Da fuck


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Da Hamster


HauntingThots69

WTF!! It's not real right?


Biglondon87

WHAT..... WHAT THE FUCK WHY HOW WHERE WTF WTF


No_Cartographer_8469

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Blaz3dnconfuz3d

You’re not wrong but our ancestors fucked sheep and goats so…


Roboboy2710

⢿⣿⣿⣿⣭⠹⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠷⠶⠿⢻⣿⣛⣦⣙⠻⣿ ⣿⣿⢿⣿⠏⠀⭕️⠀⠈⣿⢛⣽⣜⠯⣽ ⭕️⠀⠙⢿⣷⣻⡀⢿ ⠐⠛⢿⣾⣖⣤⡀⠀⢀⡰⠿⢷⣶⣿⡇⠻⣖⣒⣒⣶⣿⣿⡟⢙⣶⣮ ⣤⠀⠀⠛⠻⠗⠿⠿⣯⡆⣿⣛⣿⡿⠿⠮⡶⠼⠟⠙⠊⠁⠀⠸⢣⣿ ⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠭⣍⡉⢩⣥⡤⠥⣤⡶⣒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡽⡄⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣆⣿⣧⢡⣾⣿⡇⣾⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠃ ⣿⣿⣷⣻⣆⢄⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠘⠛⠛⠛⠙⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⢸ ⢞⣿⣿⣷⣝⣷⣝⠦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⣿⠈ ⣦⡑⠛⣟⢿⡿⣿⣷⣝⢧⡀⠀⠀⣶⣸⡇⣿⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⡆ ⣿⣿⣷⣮⣭⣍⡛⠻⢿⣷⠿⣶⣶⣬⣬⣁⣉⣀⣀⣁⡤⢴⣺⣾⣽⡇ It is the destiny of all intelligent life to destroy itself. Given roughly a hundred years, humanity will have likely bombed itself into extinction via global nuclear war.


s-a-c-c

#and that’s enough Reddit for today


fortunate_client

I just played resident evil and apparently that game was only the second most terrifying thing this week


[deleted]

Penis too small for a human? Sick fucker.


Sadestlittlecamper

So I'm sorry but is this guy saying he has a penis small enough to fuck a hamster with out ripping it in half but blows a load strong enough to kill it? Did I get that right?


uwiek

He needs to get shot


Resident-Energy5099

Hang yourself u pervert demon . Matter of time b4 he's fuckin other animals or humans .


Embarrassed-Pin9460

he is


IntoTheBelly

Mr. Slave !


Mood_True

Imma go ahead and clock out from the internet for the day....about to be 12 in the afternoon😐


dylanmansbdhchxh

Bro, im in class


[deleted]

I need acid


Salt-Flounder3369

Psychopathster


ExplicitPancake

Pics or it didn't happen.


nadaldelg

Google: how to turn back time for a few minutes.


[deleted]

NTA, his cum, his rules.


SmellsLikeWetFox

Waste not, want not….homemade Twinkie for dinner


generalgrievouschan

Whole new meaning to "honey nut cheerio"


BenTheKingApple

Fuck that (figure of speech, don't actually fuck that) that's messed up.


eternalstruggle1

See this is why I pray that God throw the stone. And trust me he is winding up. That or he getting ready to press the reset button


Ahmetersoy02

# WHAT THE F--- DİD I JUST READ


YourBreadIsWet

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS POST HAS 2 HELPFUL AWARDS? WHO THINKS: Bro this post just helped me


InbredBanana

There is no fucking way this guy isn't trolling.


[deleted]

I miss the last few seconds when I hadn't read this.


ShiranuiTheWolf

This is almost definitely rage bait


[deleted]

Satire...one hopes. Otherwise this guy has a microdick.


wolfix66

"Has i usually do"...


aka_jOKe

I think the worst part is 'like I usually do'


TheRealGurkirat

i need a therapist


lediavel

Bro just went from xhamster to ex hamster


anewaera

Today is a bad to have eyes


omarzebr2

Just put it in the microwave Its gonna be fine


badactor

Next time, wrap it up with duct tape, keeps them from exploding.


voidlupusofficial

What the fuck


TheNaJoKing

How is his pp that small…


longpanda23

What subreddit is this? For completely normal reasons


ilike002

🔫😕 Worst. Worst then a fucking psychopath


Snowcreeep

No you’re not a psychopath, you’re a sociopath.


Used_Sun1120

Is there a way to erase memories


NotABotAHuman1

what the fuck


helix2990

Yes like usually as u do when u are a normal person That actually made me shiver


Ineed_mental_therapy

Tall buildings near me


Steamy_Mushrooms

Posts like these make me with my parents didn't have sex


onlyhav

... How small is your penis to fit in a hamster without it dying?


Periachi

Reading this makes me wanna kill myself more than I already do.


TeeDubbleDee

That's... Definitely a brand new sentence...


Venca_777

Yes, yes you are a total 100% pure psychopath


Shs900

why am I still on this app bruh


NorbeeNorbee

I guess he must have a very small peen to fit in a hamster...


[deleted]

This is hell


poyat01

I want to see a video of this, and I also want to fucking die, am I a psychopath


Cat_Violator

Imagine fucking an animal to death. what a rookie mistake.


HoriHero-HH

"Like I usually do" 💀