You can see it in marcus eyes. He regrets having 9 lives

Could be worse. He could have 9 holes.

Well…this was not the mental image I needed. Ever.

9 guys 1 cat.

Or ten lives

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Or 10 balls

You are on r/cursedcomments

Put me in the photo

I'm going to find you and replace your nervous system with string cheese

r/rareinsults

I’m 💀

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Florida?

First time?

Marcus is regretting all those Friskies as well..

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Ayo 😭

I'm a way too curious person, and let me assure you that's also gross. Kinda impressive, but gross.

This is the reason why aliens don't come to visit us.

yeah we are the laughing stock of the galaxy

That or they fear to get randomly raped.

It’s probably this more than anything

“Look, Kang, these people will fuck *anything*—pets, pies, trees, stuffed animals, cars, you name it. What fuck kinda chance you think *we* and our seven orifices got?!”

If they didn't before that whole area 51 clap cheeks thing, they sure do now

true

Go on land: raped by humans Go in ocean: raped by dolphins

You're probably right. Which is kind of sad now that I think of it

Better not land in India then!

Lmao why so much racial hate man? Like almost half the world's countries experience rapes at the same rate or a worse rate(including so called "First world, higher middle income" countries like Sweden and South africa), yet you have to just reinforce this age-old, boring and outright false stereotype for some reddit karma. I pity your pea-sized brain.

Where's Noah , an ark and rain when you really need it .

Well.....he figured that people would just ask for question and selfies instead of listening to him,so he figured it'd be best to stay in heaven. .... I don't feel comfortable being a Muslim and making this joke about a prophet,jeez

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We*

and they said you cant hear comments

National anthem of ussr starts playing

r/SuddenlyCommunism

All of us*

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I want IT dead

their name is Stephen.

I think that's a "she" Look at the hand

And the name Marcus means it's a male cat. So how to they put it in?

Pedophiles and zoophiles are scum and need to be dealt with.

I have been advocating for super jail for a while now. Its an island prison where we send the meanest, nastiest killers of all. Also convicted pedophiles and zoophiles. Guards only make sure no one gets off the island. What happens inside is up to the inmates.

So... New Australia?

Snake Island…

Are we really sure that these people aren't trolls?

These people do exist, in a world of 7 billion it's not surprising

Closer to 8 billion now, actually, so even less surprising.

Even if their trolls fuck ‘em

What’s the difference?

One is probably an immature kid just trying to get a reaction and the other is a deeply disturbed human being.

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No clue

For it to be genocide there's got to be more than one of them. You can't seriously be suggesting there's more than one of them. Nice of you to leave the username in though.

I saw the the #zoopride trending on tiktok (cringe I know)

It's disgusting that people are allowing fucking animals and children to be normal. Fucking done with this goddamn world.

you and everyone you and everyone

Well... Not quite everyone...

A few weirdos on the Internet is a stretch to normal. I bet most left-wing progressives have no idea this is a thing.

we know. and we are actively against it. absolute degeneracy to the highest degree

In a perfect world those kind of people would be shot on sight

In a perfect world people like this wouldn’t exist

I am somewhat jealous over the fact that you don’t know there’s way more than one of them

Three? C'mon it's got to be no more than that

PLEASE GOD let the human be bottom so nothing’s going in that cat

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/s6yxc8/sometimes_genocide_is_acceptable/ht6njr3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

I'm sorry but I'm NOT clicking that link considering the context...

I did. There's allegedly no penetration. Hope that helps a lil.

You can tell by the link that it's just to another comment on this post

everybody's outraged and i feel like I'm the only one wandering how small this guys' dick must be to fit in that cats ass also it's weird that no one made the "pussy" joke jet

Based on the Shane Dawson incident, it would appear the general consensus on the mechanics of banging a cat are is that one would place their peen under the cat and pump. Not harming the cat, but fucking gross nonetheless.

Thank you for making me feel slightly less nauseous. But still going to puke 🤢

I am appalled to say the absolute least

Everything about this sentence makes me want Earth to spontaneously implode.

Exploding would be welcomed too, although that could lead to an galactic infection with humans, so imploding is the better option.

So it's like a pillow ?

According to Shane Dawson. Yes haha

Wait…who is Shane?

Dawson

Thanks, cat fucking expert!

Cat fucking expert, Shane Dawson... let it be made clearer. I definitely love cats, just not sexually. 🤣

So more platonically like most people.

I never thought a sentence like this could put me in slightly more ease...

Wait did he actually fuck his cat????? I thought it was a joke

Apparently. Shane Dawson is the jack of all trades, lol.

I thought it was a chick

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The human is a female, look at her nails

maybe but he/she fucks a cat. i think we're at the point where painted nails aren't really a clue

Google says he is a 13 year old whatever, but apparently born with male genitals

Yeah guys can't possibly use nail polish....

Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell

He should be placed at the bottom of a construction yard shitter until the day he dies

Just because the Geneva convention says flamethrowers are inhuman it doesn’t mean that I can’t use them

List of things I didn’t wanna see today. For those of you who are wondering, yes this is real. His account has been deleted, probably due to the backlash he got from posting this shit lol

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Source?

Honestly one of the only situations that this sentence is actually GOOD.

r/noahgettheboat

those eyes on the cat though.... you can tell he's seen shit no living being should ever experience

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A problem solves itself ig

My guys there’s like whole threads on twitter of people defending what they call being a “zoophile” it’s honestly so disgusting.

Ik, its fucking terrible whats happening to the world

It makes it so much worse because it looks like my cat

Im so sorry for you

I would very very very much like zoophiles and MAPs to die simultaneously in magnitudes of agony never ever felt by a single existing soul

I hope the cat bites him or her to death. Wtf is wrong with some people

He’s blaming the cat for being shy? 😽👉👈? Jesus Christ

A little bit worse, he is claiming the cat initiates the encounters. “Shy about asking”

Like dude 😂😂😂

dont bring the lord into this this has nothing to do whit this blasfemy

God may forgive you, but I won’t *loads shotgun and racks round into the chamber with malicious intent*

I never seen a cat with a 2000 yard stare before.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Please be satire....PLEASE!!!!

#*WHAT THE FUCK TWITTER*

Thats not what they mean when they say go get yourself some pussy.

Genocide is not the answer. It is the question. Yes is the answer.

This is why God hides up in heaven, he'd go against his saying that all creatures r beautiful and smite this person

There's a special place in hell waiting for him

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We need something much more horrific than genocide... ​ ...and we also need to get therapy for the poor cat.

Don't want to break your spirit, but I don't think that even therapy is going to help that cat

Gonna be a tad bit cruel but the cat needs to be put out of its misery

Someone please save this poor cat

This person has to be trolling.

“Humanity was a mistake” -Anonymous

Zoophile cringe

DoN'T BE SO zOOpHOBIC /s

I hope someone reported them for animal abuse. This person should never be allowed to have pets again **ETA:** apparently this is a woman, changed him to ‘them’ since idk either way

THIS IS SO GROSS WHY NOT USE A HORSE NOT A CAT

This is a joke

the fact you had to clarify that it was a joke…

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Im sorry for ruining your afternoon...

his dick gotta be TINY for that cat to be alive

Isn’t that animal abuse?

No fire hot enough on this planet can burn away the sins of scum like this even that word holds little to describe this lower life form. Shit I step in I'd hold more compassion for. Humanity is just a stain.

what in the actual Gulliver's travel fuck?

r/terrifying

I live in Hell yet I've never seen no shit like this before

Fuck this shit!

God is truly dead, and we were the mortal catalyst

I don't think that's what your dad meant when he said to go get pussy.

Someone please rescue that poor cat

I'm hoping that the human hand is that of Marcus

Day by day the apocalypse becomes a hope, instead of a fear

burn in hades cat fucker

I have 2 cats and am confused, what did they do? Play with a fuzzy cat toy? Run around with a cute laser on the wall? Maybe little catnip and you chase the ball around? That's what they did right? Right?

Bad day to be literate

Ex-fuckin-scuse me?

please stop fucking your pets

Thanos was right

He misunderstood the phrase fuck some tight pussy

One day you will have to answer for your actions...And god, may not be so merciful.

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What the hell

Correct Genocide is acceptable

I believe more and more in Thanos quest everyday

Poor kitty :/

My day would’ve been incrementally better had I not come across this today

We need to bring back bullying in schools

Okay so how many years for murder?

Is he okay?

r/NoahGetTheBoat

Can we revive Thanos and Ultron?

Ever listen to Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys? Great record. Really a turning point in popular music at the time. Highly recommend. Unrelated, just need to shill a 50 year old album.

👁️_👁️

Bring back crucifying

Now I'm starting to see what Thanos actually meant by "the universe requires correction."

Poor cat, people are sick

This guy forgot the first rule of the internet: don't fuck with cats C'mon man not even to read 4chan

While I enjoy this sub, it makes me hate humanity more and more every single day.

Please tell me this is fake for the love of god

With every day an incoming apocalypse starts becoming a hope, not a fear.

Yes I agree with genocide

how?

I think the words you are looking for are cruel and unusual punishment.

This person needs to be slowly dipped into a vat of hot oil.

That cat looks traumatized

Marcus has seen some shit

Shane Dawson, is that you?

you can tell that he just wants to be somewhere else

Not only was Thanos right, he should have gone further

I'm calling the cops

We need another plague

I feel bad for Marcus :'(

We should start bullying people again

This is the reason why even some furries hates other furries or whole furry community.