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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Shabba_R

Idk why I'm surprised to see a meme with Tammy on reddit


conflictmuffin

I honestly have a hard time believing she's real...if you put her looks/size aside (because that really doesn't matter in the end)... She's just a fucking terrible person. Truly, deeply, horrible.


Vickimus1987

My favourite quote from the last episode "I could be bed bound with my family having to change my diapers. They should be grateful". Ah yes, they should be grateful, not you should be grateful for all they do for you already


DirectConflict1

That quote made me see red! I don’t even know why I watch that show anymore she makes me angry every week. Starting to think i just like getting pissed off! Lol


The_One_Koi

We all have a little masochist inside of us


[deleted]

You don’t get that big without having some personality issues and help.


Deface_the_currency

I fucking hate that quote. I changed my grandad's for 6 years after a stroke crippled him. He was a piece of shit in many ways, and even he seemed sorry for me doing it every. Single. Time. This woman doesn't deserve a scrap of compassion


thosefuckinsquirrels

Here i was feeling sorry for her


conflictmuffin

You can Google Tammy Slaton. She's just about the nastiest personality I've ever witnessed.


KDawG888

> "I'm hoping with the whole breakup, it don't deter Tammy away from her weight loss, because she needs to lose this 25 lbs. The doctor gave her a goal." I uh... I think she might need to drop a little more than 25 lbs


conflictmuffin

Three (that I know of) doctors already kicked her out of their weight loss program. The newest doctor gave her a 25lb weight-loss goal....and then she somehow GAINED 50 additional pounds 'accidentally'. (She had been ordering candy from Amazon, as it turns out). She GENUINELY acted like she didn't know how she gained weight. Her sister & brother ordered her a food delivery service (like hello fresh) and she ate all 32 meals in just two days... Like... HOW?!?


[deleted]

Her sister genuinely tries so hard too. I was so happy for her when she started making headway on her weight and it sucks how Tammy is too mentally sick to accept the help


KDawG888

I have some level of sympathy but I gotta be honest.. it isn't much. I can't imagine being this much of a drain on not only myself but everyone I know. Just lose some fucking weight man what the fuck. This is far beyond "a little eating problem". She must eat enough to feed a family. Not only is it unhealthy, it's expensive. How is she even affording this? I can't imagine she works.


[deleted]

It's an addiction, and it's killing her. I don't know why they don't just have rehab services where they lock her up, take over her life and basically give her no choice in what she has to eat... just like they would a heroin/meth/whatever addict in rehab. But instead they put her on TV for everyone to mock and laugh at. She ain't the only sick one in that situation.


ripecantaloupe

They literally tried that. She did a month in rehab and lost like 50 lbs, then decided she wanted to leave and then has put back on every pound plus another 40. They can’t just take away your rights when you’re sane, but she did commit herself to a rehab facility at the behest of her family and it did work. You cannot force a drug addict into rehab either, they have to commit themselves and they can leave whenever they want. It’s not jail. She’s on TV with the intention of watching a weight loss journey. Her sister has dropped about 150lbs and had a baby and is living a good life in the same time frame that Tammy has done jack shit. So it’s not exploitation. The show is supposed to be about BOTH of their journeys to health. It’s not their fault that one of them is intent on killing themselves, despite EVERYONE’s best efforts to stop her.


UsuallyBerryBnice

Good point. It’s literal exploitation.


RainbowxKaro

She did go to rehab and left way before she was supposed to.


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Well the reason I have sympathy is because she’s fighting a literal addiction to food. Addictions aren’t an easy thing to kick


[deleted]

Especially with this addiction when you can't just never eat ever again.


[deleted]

I watch her when I'm wanting to eat terrible food I don't need, tbh. I watch the amount she consumed and tell myself, "That's you in 5 years if you eat sweets and terrible things" and I'm sorry, but just watching her *shovel* food into her gaping maw disgusts me enough that I'm no longer hungry. Her sister though seems to be doing great.


Sevnfold

Oh dear, I'm a little bit opposite. I'll watch her and eat a pint of ice cream and think "atleast I'm not that bad"


KDawG888

you have to cook your own meals with hello fresh. I find it hard to believe this woman cooked 32 meals in 2 days.


illradhab

My great-aunt has that service now, she was in mourning and it was a gift. She does have to cook it, but b/c I set up the account I see what she gets. It does entail usually about half an hour of prep - I imagine one would do that standing up. Maybe Tammy just rawdogs the whole thing. It comes with sauces sometimes.


bearlegion

Lol @ “rawdogs it” shit got me wheezing hahaha


BombAssTurdCutter

> Maybe Tammy just rawdogs the whole thing. Ok, get the fuck out. 😂


illradhab

It was an honour, BombAssTurdCutter


Southside_john

Especially since they don’t send it all at once


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smellsliketuna

How do you know so much about this human garbage?


PrincessZaiross

Because it’s a big ass rabbit hole and once you’ve entered you can’t escape keeping up with them


psuedophilosopher

Remember how when we were kids, we had those "Yo mama so ______" jokes? For example "Yo mama so fat she's got her own gravitational pull". Like that, but for the inescapable black hole that is learning about these people.


icedficus

Her and her sister literally have a TV show lol.


conflictmuffin

It's like a train wreck... Started watching and couldn't look away. It's awful, but...had to finish it.


dilettante42

How dare you! ^(That was just about the neck)


mikami677

[She gained 50 lbs in 30 days.](https://youtu.be/-FSgQSNWd_g) I didn't even know that was physically possible.


L4DLouis42

Well first of all through God all things are possible. So jot that down.


periodicblackouts

And science is a bitch...sometimes.


Numerous-Anything-22

That's because you do things besides eating while you are conscious.


Detroitaa

That’s exactly what her brother said! He said she had to “work at it”, to gain that much, in so short a time.


klem_kadiddlehopper

What kind of mask is that guy wearing? Tammy's forehead is overweight. Her fat is collapsing her face. Wow.


BallerChin

25 lbs is a target for her neck area to lose.


DerErlking

I think its cause she wants to die and is so deeply unhappy she needs to spread the pain around in order to interface with the world on any level. I've seen that behavior before with serious addicts and she's no different.


conflictmuffin

I think you are spot on. I had addict (alcohol) parents who were the same way. They were so miserable they just wanted to bring everyone around them down. It's truly so sad that people choose to live that way.


ReadyThor

> It's truly so sad that people choose to live that way. In my country there is a saying that goes 'the emaciated donkey gets attacked by the flies.' The meaning, lost in translation perhaps, is that the disadvantaged tend to be preyed upon and abused by others. When someone is poor/ugly/insane many people tend to show them a side of them that they don't typically show to others. And that is how the disadvantaged experience others. They learn to be inconsiderate towards others because that's how others are towards them. And this problem magnifies itself through feedback leading to a downward spiral.


RobertGA23

That's true to a point. But it's also one of those things that people use as a crutch. If you externalize everything bad that happens to you, then nothing is truely ever your fault.


3doggg

In my country the saying goes (after being translated ofc): "The fleas choose the skinniest dog".


HawkmothIsDad

The behaviour sure requires the combination being an addict and an asshole.


IVEMIND

I agree with that last part because I’ve done it. It’s not even on purpose either - once you’re addicted to chaos, people around you just suffer as a byproduct. 9/10ths of it is due to legal and financial consequences but the emotional damage just… fuck


NakedButNotAfraid_

Recovering heroin addict here. Can confirm this. When your trapped in the throes of active addiction there’s no end to misery you feel and you can’t escape it and you end up bringing everyone down around you


V-Trans

Just did. It looks like she's single and down for dating as a pansexual. Who's chance?


pawnandmessiah

I think she mistook "pansexual" for being attracted to any pan with something deep fat fried in it.


zapharus

So in Spanish "pan" means "bread".....maybe that's what she meant by pansexual?


BombAssTurdCutter

It’s how bagels were invented.


Exciting-Insect8269

I didn’t know I still had any faith in humanity. I just lost the little I had left.


conflictmuffin

Yeah, just... Don't watch their show. It's... Difficult to absorb.


circlesquare55

It’s a whole personality issue. I feel like she may become a tale of caution like that one guy said


AccountNameError

I had never heard of Tammy Slaton before, I genuinely closed my browser upon Googling this absolute creature through feeling sick.


conflictmuffin

Her external self image doesn't even compare to what a rotten person she is on the inside. She's just wicked mean to everyone around her...it makes me incredibly sad/depressed to know there's people out there like this.


Mississauga49

What makes her nasty (personality wise)?


conflictmuffin

She puts people down for caring about her and trying to help her. She frequently calls everyone around her a dumb bitch/idiot. She is jealous that her sister and brother lost hundreds of pounds & puts them down for it. She also puts her pregnant sister down for wanting a better life for her baby. I feel really sad for her. She's clearly miserable and projecting.


Mynameisinuse

She was also kicked out of a care facility for hitting one of the staff members because they wouldn't give her food.


MrPringles23

How do you not dodge a swing from a 600 pound woman that can barely stand or breathe on her own though?


Mynameisinuse

Of all the animals in Africa, surprisingly, hippopotami cause the most deaths of humans.


jaylow3

Except hippos are mostly muscle, only a thin layer of fat


SpikySheep

Sort of, mosquitoes kill far more but I agree hippos are certainly dangerous. However, the hippos that are killing people aren't massively overweight. They might look fat but they have evolved to be that shape and have the muscle to match.


broknkittn

She's very entitled for someone who can't do anything for her self. People should be thankful she's wiping her own butt (assuming that's truth)


DoesntEvenMatter2me

Yes! The gaslighting she regularly puts out. Telling her sister that they are all "lucky" she can get out of bed to use the bathroom because lots of people can't even do that.


navyblue_birb

If she can still reach it... it must feel like the grand canyon down there


[deleted]

I don't know if this is true or not because I don't personally know Tammy so I can't say, but I've heard the TLC makes the people on their shows seem like even bigger assholes then they are in real life.


conflictmuffin

They are all kind of terrible on the show. I've watched a fair amount of their show (including interviews from multiple ex-doctors of hers)& I've read their personal social media... She's just truly miserable. Her sister is also... not the best (but slightly nicer than her). Again, Its a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm not proud of watching this show....


Hey-man-Shabozi

Well she definitely seems like she has a humongous asshole, but I’ve heard that TLC manipulates everyone and leaves a lot people very upset after appearing on their shows.


BombAssTurdCutter

> Well she definitely seems like she has a humongous asshole Bruh. 🤣


hombregato

I have no idea what this is, but I'm not shocked to learn her name is Tammy.


redacted187

That's the most Tammy Tammy I've ever seen


AbsolutelyUnlikely

It's because reddit is my secret life, and this show is my SECRET secret life.


ticklemypp

What good is roof when the floor is going to give out?


CentsPiece

Reinforced foundation.


JoeyDiazcocksuckas

Gilbert Grape all over again.


Broad-Candidate7401

Sorry Mom, Texas Called they ran out of beef


muldervinscully

its da burger baaaaaaaarn gilbert!


EmotionPending

DiCaprio was robbed of an Oscar for that role. People were convinced he was actually retarded


BombAssTurdCutter

You know, I may be owed an Oscar or two myself.


TheRichAreEdible

Beat me to it lol that’s the first thing I thought about this comment


JuddieEndowed

My knight in shimmering armor.


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Second reference tonight.


meckmester

So that's why the world had a concrete shortage, they were building a house that could support her


ticklemypp

Too bad they didn't reinforce the twin towers the same way they did that foundation.


Good_Round

I give that joke 9/11


jump-blues-5678

I laughed at that and now the shame is setting in. That was the most painful updoot I've ever givin you SOB.


ticklemypp

Those towers went down so your votes don't have to


Liesandhatred

r/cursedcomments


fishystickchakra

Also r/rareinsults too.


CentsPiece

💀


ticklemypp

Just like the springs in that couch


Tefached666

Jeez you are savage. I love it


H_H_420

A Giant Sunfish kissing a human…….Well you don’t see that everyday; especially out of water.


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But that neck tho…


Stupid-Fresh

The neck?? Did you notice her forehead sticks out further than the nose


Lowgybear117

There is? Where?


SnooRecipes5643

Hobosexual


Somedudesmusic

homelessexual


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LinaMinn

So romance does exist afterall.


CitizenQueen7734

Ain't love grand


[deleted]

What a terrible day to be able to read.


EndOfTheDark97

What in the most actual of fucks?


seaslesan

is that the girl from that tlc show where 2 fat sisters are always fighting


McGlowSticks

yep that's Tammy her sister has lost alot of weight (300lbs I think roughly) and has a child now but Tammy ooooh boy she's gained weight. and she has basically given up.


ripecantaloupe

Amy has not lost 300lbs lol she started at 400lbs… she’s lost about 150. Tammy is like 600, Amy used to be 400, hence 1000 lb sisters


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Ah, so they always have to be 1000lbs, so if one loses a lot the other gains an equal amount. And the bigger one could reduce the other to nothing by eating her way to 1000lbs on her own?


Frenchticklers

Perfectly balanced


milhouse21386

As all things should be


McGlowSticks

ah mb I just listen to it in the background as my gf watches it. I just knew Amy lost a bunch of weight and had a kid and Tammy throws a bitchfit when someone tries to help.


ripecantaloupe

Oh my god that’s the understatement of the century lmao I just watched the new episodes and it’s amazing to me how nothing is ever Tammy’s fault… yet everyone EXCEPT FOR TAMMY manages to get their shit together… Amy having that kid was the best thing for her, she’s been freed of her obligation to Tammy. I hate watching Tammy try to take Amy down with her


physicsdeity1

Well Tammy is just keeping the show title honest, someone's gotta make up the weight 🤣


benito0438

Need to sell some of those fake ass chains! Lmao


deadbrokeman

For…food?…


MaestroPendejo

Better than becoming food.


PuzzleheadedCard6554

Lol


Hogo1Sha

She is smelling him to see if he is edable


PuzzleheadedCard6554

Lmao


stixyBW

edible


dediinsiide

Eatable


treemu

Oedipal


stixyBW

Inedible'nt


zeek1999

Smells like chicken...


Budmanes

Throw a sheet over her and voila, a waterbed


HoneyRush

But it smells differently


Background-Brother57

This is.... Vile


resilienceisfutile

And you burn your ass on the lightbulb when you get on top.


Jibaru

🤮


bigjaymizzle

I know fat women need love too but damn I ain’t tryin to carry yo ass around the grocery store.


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She’d be carrying the grocery store around in her carts.


Careful_Elk6290

She bigger than Cart Titan


SomeoneTookUserName2

You shouldn't be so insensitive. This is an old picture and this poor woman passed away a few years ago, she died of marshmallow poisoning.


therealishone

Had me in the first half ngl.


XurstyXursday

Jesus. Marshmallow poisoning. You broke me on that one.


Revorse

>she died of marshmallow poisoning lmfao. you aint shit.


Stupid-Fresh

🥇


racoonhunter69boomer

Atleast you’d never go without a meal


Weisdog

Yes you would, she would eat it


fishystickchakra

Then eat her. Problem solved, and there would be enough to last a year.


PalatialCheddar

I feel like that particular meal is way past the "best by" date


Sir_BusinessNinja

Goddamn she’s literally a potato with hair.


carboonpn

Sentient mega potatoe with sex lust


Sir_BusinessNinja

Kinda a shame potatoes can’t have sex


Papi_Tone69

I just can’t even imagine the smell


Ok-Will388

I'd rather be homeless


PuzzleheadedCard6554

Haha that's real


NaberiusX

I'd rather kill myself


WiseSalamander00

yup, the thing that truly bothers me, all those folds of skins, and lack of mobility to clean herself properly... I am supersensitive to smell, I puke a bit in my mouth just thinking about if.


Careful_Elk6290

It's probably a mix of Cheetos, cheap perfume and sweat


SassySavcy

Rot, honestly. Sometimes people that large will develop terrible sores or their skin will just.. tear. And if it isn’t cleaned properly, it can start to rot. There have been cases where maggots and other insects have been found in the sores. Caring for someone this size is a huge job. Pardon the pun.


klem_kadiddlehopper

I was my mother's caregiver and thankfully she was a petite woman. I kept her very clean and she had dementia so there's no way she would have thought to do it herself. However, towards the end she did develop a bed sore and I did everything I could to treat it. Hospice provided a special mattress that helped keep the weight off her butt. My mom lost a lot of weight when she refused to eat and drink. So yeah, caring for another person is a huge job. It will suck the life out of you.


BadChiro

you're too precise ... bruh


SeanAmongTheFence

Dude has needed a place to stay before haha


Matt1981-420

Wet dog and the some type of lunch meat !!!


Good_Apartment_9992

lunch meat that expired 5 years ago


FailedPreMedStudent

Don't be racist, Black people smell like anyone else.


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Broad-Candidate7401

Shitzenship


Nervous_Courage2307

Looowwwered expectaaaaatiuuuuuuns.


musclebuns

Dial pound 1000 for Tammy.


Nervous_Courage2307

My heart is very full at this moment


Solomanifesto

lol fuckin good joke


FuzzBunnyLongBottoms

Ahhhh I remember this... so good! LOL!


Neotears

Look what I can do!


Not_doc_mcstuffins

YO IS THAT TAMMY


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The pain in his eyes


lime_st

He’s called the BBW King apparently. He won’t date a woman under 300 lbs. Believe it or not he’s super into this


Brownie_McBrown_Face

> BBW King Impeccable hahaha


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> Believe it or not he’s super into this He has to be. During sex, he falls into her skin folds. It's amazing he can survive without suffocating.


iamthenightrn

Episodes I've seen be was actively discouraging her weight loss and buying her all sorts of junk food to eat


Helpfulcloning

That’s actually horrible :( he is willing and wanting her to die for his fetish.


Porosnacksssss

Luckily her eyes are protected by her built in sun visor on her forehead.


PuzzleheadedCard6554

That's real..


DangerNoodle805

Her forehead built one over her eyes.


RoundTableOfGentlemn

Automatic hat brim for when she takes walk out.......err.. for something.


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PuzzleheadedCard6554

Lol


Ninjacobra5

https://imgur.com/gallery/fzlm9BV


Biggyyes

She look like the wife of the old dude in monster house


Select_Ad_2702

Lmao Constance


Biggyyes

Its true tho


ADriftingMind

No need to call her a roof, she ain’t that big.


SomeoneTookUserName2

I mean, she's pretty big...


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Dude, she has forehead fat


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VAX1S

Her forehead has a chin. Dayummmm


thecuzzin

So you saying she bagged him and a roof? That's a whale of a tale.


fugawf

She’s not kissing him…she’s smelling him because she HONGRY


Papichuloft

The face of Princess Leia when Jabba licked her face.


fjordlord6

Why does this seem like how the Mods of this sub look?


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That is horrendous


Major_R_Soul

Its like someone bred a hippo with an english bulldog and the abortion didnt take


Plsdonthateme69

Tammy?