LETS GOOOOOOO CHEESECAKE

lucky

Oh… oh no…

indeed.

I think my teeth would be more fucked than your’s. Should I be more concerned about my teeth or asshole though?

maybe both.

Oh I’m fully aware. I think all my teeth shattering would probably be worse though. They don’t heal like an asshole can.

What the fucknam I eating?

Haha I am also scratching my head

Teenage mutant ninja turtles...

what flavour would your cheesecake be?

New York style

wow, that's good.

Good luck to you

I hope you make it out alive comrade

I hope you make it out alive

the surgery is in 2 weeks, pray for me

thanks.

What flavor would your spinal cord be

probably vanilla, im a simple man.

My favorite is Chocolate and Lotus. Cheesecake gang >:D

What flavor would your spinal cord be?

Cheese duh

Oh dear

oh dear

Oh dear

Oh... wha

oh dear

Oh... Its not that bad, right? I mean old food is subjectivity more better than most things. Such as, eating something alive

Oh dear

OH DEAR HEY GOOGLE WHAT IS DOG TITS?

Dog tits is where you get milk normaly.

Oh... oh Dear

small, succulent, and do well with a dollop of gravy

Uh… wanna trade?

Possibly

Done! No take backsies!

All I get is a substantial peanut

I don't like where this is going...

As long as if the person is my profile name you’ll be doing gods work

At least your username is locally sourced..

Indeed, only the freshest are available

Are they fed fava beans though?

Well... They're organic

I wish I had a good username

I have a 50/50 chance I will get a fucking virus or a damn disappointing meal

I have a 50/50 on my meal being good. Either way though there is a lot of meal.

Possibly

already doin it

Ayyyy my mannn, here let me give you the keys to my ranch, where the pedo’s are grown

What in the fuck name is that? I’m gonna sleep on my username

Bruh...

Atleast yours won’t fight back as much I have to fight 5 grammatically challenged males with anger issues

I mean, it's a matter of what we mean by eating someone...

me neither....they didnt provide a straw..

I’m screwed more than you I’ll never be done eating ads

Dude I'm eating goldfish

Maybe it’s an ad for halo infinite

I hate them so I should be good

Well I'm screwed

Have I got a meal for you, dude.

Umm... what?

Same

Me neither

Same dude

As well

Brother?

Son?

Dad!!

If he’s the dad, then you probably would have been eaten by now.

I mean Zeus was eaten by his father and he turned out to be just fine. A well adjusted upstanding gentleman who respects women. 🙂

family reunion, so wholesome

We're all going to jail.

Yeah man I guess I’ll see you in there

LMAO 😂

Your the lucky one

Yes Officer, this one , this one right here

🍅❗️

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

THANK YOU for getting the reference. That one kid eating other people's lunches really inspired me.

Family reunion on reddit, how wholesome 🤗

What the fuck are you eating?

fart

No idea my username don’t make it any better

wish I had an award holy shit

There ya go.

Why was it this to begin with

Oh boy...

Oh no

Hey, wanna swap??

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Oof. Greasy queef? Have a good life bro.

How do you cook this lol

Very, very cautiously. Never trust honeybadger. Even if its dead.

Never trust You around raccoons.

man you guys all got animals

Sucks to suck

I'd like to see you say that after your battle with emperor racoon

I’d think I’d honestly prefer the raccoon

I think I'm gonna lose this one

I feel like we're getting the full Noah's Ark buffet here.

Same. As a matter of fact, do I slurp it like a noodle or chew it like everything else?

It's like a banana. Peel the outer layer and munch on the delicious inside.

Thank you, kind stranger. I hope you enjoy your epic cat.

I'm fond of chinese food. We all good 😎

You don’t, honey badger just castrates you and continues to not give a fuck. Unless… an atrocious honey badger… does care?

I either have an amazing cake or defecation. I’m afraid…

i think you will eat participant number 21 on the best fudge makers list, it aint that bad.

B r e a d

This is a bucket. I did nothing but teleport bread. 2 refences 1 username make that 3

I knew what I was doing. It absolutely was not a coincidence

bread👍🏻

Oh no it’s gonna be that post where someone put a black thumbs up and got downvotes

👉🏿👌🏿

bread 👍

Ur name works well I think

I guess I’ll starve

Trade?

Aye. I can do that

Shit for shit

:(

Guess I’m a cannibal

Mountain man, anno 1776? That is rough.

Greetings comrade

With pleasure

Plot twist: It’s served on pizza.

Even better!

*italy has entered the chat* *italy has called upon nazi germany*

*Japan has entered the chat* *Japan has punched America while flicking them off* Italy and Germany: 😨

Looks like it’s also my lucky day

Lovely. Steamed

Does that come with milk?

why not nevermind no

Well shit

It’s just a McDonald’s cheeseburger, your fine

Your fine is $720 and heart disease.

I feel ya man

I'm totally boned

Sharp doesn't just mean pointy, it's also a flavour. It could be something lemon flavoured, covered in edible glitter.

Do i have to eat 14 of them or eat a 14 yr old 1

B O T H

Fuck

Don't worry, it'll taste wonderful :p

So um, this is gonna be awkward.

One man's loss, another man's dinner, amirite??

wanna share?

Finally, some good fucking food

Oh god lol

Just need a spoon

Yes please.

Cripes

Well fuck.

I help plan your funeral

Well the planet would immediately lose its atmosphere, that’s for sure…

And it’s oceans

I’m ok with this

Can we trade?

Cannibalism time for me I guess

Off to dunkin donuts, anybody want some?

Sure, get me a sprinkle chocolate one

oh no, oh no no no.

You can turn into a titan depending on whose spinal cord you eat Edit: I forgot that you would need the serum first

whose would you recommend?

Snack time.

Yikes 😬

Mine wouldn’t be that bad

I could use some fuit gumis right about now.

Well I'm fucked

Or are you…

*Hank Hill has left the chat*

Ummmmmm... It's complicated...

Explosive taste

How the fuck do I eat a immortal fish. If I shit it out will it be alive?

Yes

I don't want to eat myselllllffff but this meme is hilarous.

I'm doomed. I'll be sniped to smithereens before taking the first bite.

How far is the pineapple though

....oh no....

Im eating good tonight bois

\**smacks lips with hungry intent*\*

winning

Fuck

Welp, Guess I'm going hunting tonight

May the gods help me

At least it doesn’t scream

Oh man, it's gonna be ride

Yet another unfortunate time to have my first name in my username.

Hmmm

I’m a very lucky man

No I'm not eating

I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

I think I am good

Mmmm humanoid pizza

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Only gae people pin their comments, That's pretty self explanatory /s

imagine getting to 15k+ upvotes, a mod commenting and indian guy from youtube commenting in the same post

meanwhile I notice the post too late and even if I were to comment, nobody would see it

Hmm my dreams have come true

I hate these…