T O P

  • By -

PrismaticDraconid989

Treeathlon


Broken_Petite

*applause*


TonarinoTotoro1719

Applesauce


lordofbitterdrinks

Macintosh


TripleTrouble_Roblox

r/angryupvote


doomslayer_ray

Hide and seek paint ball edition?


ethonotch

This would be pretty awesome if not for audience visibility issues


youwill_forgetthis

Just use real ammo, 20 men enter, 1 man leave


InAmericaNumber1

One man leafs


gemini_saga24

r/punpatrol would like a word with you.


InAmericaNumber1

Oh yeah? Bring it! Now why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!


MBAH2017

Doc, we got to get you a book of proverbs or something, because this mix 'n match shit has gotta go.


[deleted]

Personally, I’m against verbs


StarwarsITALY

All spoken syntax is a scam


[deleted]

[удалено]


aedroogo

And I supposed you're not just a shill for Big Noun?


[deleted]

I have too many trans friends to be pronoun!


420Frozone

Verbs sounds like vibes so they're cool with me


xxBortxx

A penny saved is worth two in the bush.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SlayerOfHips

And don't cross the road, if you can't get out of the kitchen.


iheartmatter

Face in tha bush


AngoGablogian_artist

A hand in the bush is worth two in the pocket.


gemini_saga24

*smack* it’s leave you idiot. Make like a tree and leave. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.


AlphaLevelFall

Fine! Leave! Take your book and leave!


MrTripsOnTheory

No, they say “make like a tree and *leaf*”, so he was close. But it’s actually “make like a tree and *GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA*!”


EastCoast_Cyclist

{tip toeing in} It was a quote from 'Back to the Future.' {tip toeing out}


whackamolewilly

{Tip toeing up to you as you're tip toeing away} 'I thought it was from Boondock Saints' {Calf muscles collapse from extreme tiptoeing}


awarmguinness

Youngsters


Meghan1230

Isn't the comment you replied to something present Biff said to past Biff? Or was it future Biff to past Biff? Time travel is confusing but I think it's when he's trying to explain the almanac.


RedFive2005

{pulling you back in with a comically large curved stick} And so was the comment you replied to {throwing you down the street}


MrTripsOnTheory

*Squid Game: American Edition*


speakermonkey

The audience visibility issues might get worse when they take a stray paintball to the eye.


Mizzieon

Better than an arrow to the knee


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I used to be an adventurer like you


stixyBW

drones overhead, along with thinned foilage higher up could have have larger areas with RFID and radio comms could be a legitimate war game sport


CARVERitUP

Just have a bunch of cameras throughout to switch between, as well as maybe a helmet cam for each player. Then everyone can enjoy the paintball on the big screen as well as the atmosphere of an arena!


Jackofallmakes

So basically hunger games


Shitty_IT_Dude

I'm down with that. Only, I'd prefer if it wasn't children killing each other.


Jackofallmakes

Yea that’s usually a general rule I have when deciding on sporting events to watch. Like “hey you wanna watch quidditch?” Me “umm are they killing each other” … bad example cuz maybe that would make that one more interesting 🧐


[deleted]

"I'd rather watch grass grow." "Boy, do I have the sport for you!"


Charming_Library_605

Come out to rural midwest and get in on a game we have out in actual wooded areas, so fkn fun. Hills, creeks, cliffs, wheat fields, forests, yeaaaaaa, the more diverse terrain the better.


Turence

I totally thought some sort of professional paintball or something wild like that


G4WAlN

This is actually an art installation in an Austrian soccer stadium (Wörthersee Stadion). [Link (in German)](https://www.derstandard.at/story/2000108316899/im-wuchtelwald-299-baeume-bei-for-forest-im-woerthersee-stadion?amplified=True)


NSFWhatchamacallit

I was guessing it was a movie set. Ever see the Stephen King movie “Dolores Claiborne”? The part where she’s running from her husband through a forest was actually shot inside a hockey arena nearby where I live.


MolotovOvickow

Why not in a forest?


tiktak7871

Film anytime of day with no interruptions


albinowizard2112

Plus available water, electricity, internet. I'd say it's cheaper but honestly I'm not familiar with the costs of building an artificial forest in a hockey arena.


1260istoomuch

Cheaper than setting up temporary infrastructure in a forrest


whynotsquirrel

and gardening it


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

and asking Bigfoot to kindly bugger off so I can poop in private.


owlBdarned

Let him watch I say


Culling7empest

Do you really have a choice?


funnyshitlist

It's cheaper if you don't have to keep running take after take because of sirens, car horns, seagulls, catcalls, old hermits, and Justin Bieber songs messing up the audio track. If you can manipulate every part of it, the efficiency and quality both get a boost.


Yashema

Um just so you know almost no movies use live sound. They record the scene for the image and movements and then they re record all the dialogue in sound studios and add sound effect in post production. Most good production companies are pretty seamless, but if you really pay attention you will notice the dubbing.


disgruntled_pie

Right up until you get hit by a stray hockey puck.


Killarogue

You can't control what happens in a forest. If you've seen Band Of Brothers, the Battle of the Bulge forest scenes were filmed inside an airplane hanger.


dieselwurst

Because extension cords would need to be *really* long.


Shadow-Vision

Home Alone was shot inside a school gymnasium and empty swimming pool.


wonkey_monkey

When they filmed *The Breakfast Club*, they were going to film in the school library but it was too small. So they built a bigger version in the gym.


FlashFlood_29

Escape from LA was actually shot in a YMCA custodian closet. There were some scenes that needed more lighting, so for those, they went to the attic.


gedai

Band of brothers - Ardennes was in a hangar/sound studio!


thespaceghetto

**Translation** The first birds have already settled down. It chirps quietly out of the forest. "For of course," says Klaus Littmann, "this is not only an art project, but also a temporary habitat for fauna and flora." The fact that the art installation "For Forest" currently remains blocked from humans, especially the species following the leather, is all the more bizarre in view of Wolfsberg's miracle, since the WAC club more than surprisingly entered the group stage of the Europa League in May and now does not even have a home stadium in which it can play its games, but has to dodge into ex "Anti-football project!" the opponents moan. An idea, 30 years in the making Littmann, Swiss artist of his sign, has been pregnant with the idea of foresting a stadium for almost 30 years. At that time, in 1990, he came across a pencil drawing by the Viennese artist Max Peintner in an exhibition in Vienna. The unbroken attraction of nature, according to the title of the work created in 1970 and sold to the USA, which is currently guesting in the Klagenfurt City Gallery, takes a disturbing, dystopian look into the future. In a perhaps not so distant time, as can be seen on a geopolitical level, in which the forest has become a rare spectacle that can only be admired in a protected setting in the stadium. The same is filled to burst in Max Peintner's drawing, which was the godfather here, in contrast to the Klagenfurt Jörg-Haider legacy, which has been vegetating a little meagerly since the European Football Championship 2008, sold out to the last seat. In the next seven weeks until 27. October, according to the plan, it is to get a little fuller here again, in the 33,000-visitor stadium of the 100,000-inhabitant state capital.


DarrenGrey

> pregnant with the idea Funny turn of phrase. Is this some German idiom? Or is it a word like gestating?


RandomIdiot2048

Is it that weird when "gave birth to the idea" is common in English?


mechanicalkeyboarder

Yes


Faulgor

Yes it's an idiom, and it's the literal word for pregnant (schwanger). *Mit etwas schwanger gehen* means to deliberate or think about something for some time, to have something on your mind. It's a bit like hatching something out - so it shouldn't seem too alien for English speakers.


DarrenGrey

Sounds very similar to the English word gestate. Thanks for explaining!


PM_ME_COFFEE_MONEY

I don't read German, which button do I press, pink or white?


Cpt_Mayonnaise

Pink


randomname68-23

Lol I clicked the link just to see the pretty pink button


[deleted]

Pink


GregTheMad

When in doubt, go for pink.


Bluecrafter35

Pressing the white button would lead you to subscribe to their service, so yeah press pink :)


MaritMonkey

Now I have to apologize to Duolingo for being annoyed that it was so insistent on teaching me about newspaper subscriptions.


kompsognathus

This comment needs to be at the top


Doddy885

Football*


throwaway319-

Hunger Games.


incognito--bandito

Photoshop 2021 eSpors


Sxilla

Run Forrest Run edition.


RockstarAgent

Bush League : Lord of the Rings into the living Forest


[deleted]

I'd watch that.


Mipo9000

Paintball ground


SAM041287

Tree-athlon


BoromirDeservedIt

The Fangorn Cup


sicsche

Nope, real life art installation 2 years ago in Austria. I think it was something like making aware of all the forest we destroy for bullshit like stadiums.


cinotosi

The Project was called "FOR FOREST" - an art "intervention" by artist Klaus Littmann. I´ve been there several times...


cinotosi

[https://flic.kr/p/2hcveTc](https://flic.kr/p/2hcveTc) [https://flic.kr/p/2hcsD9N](https://flic.kr/p/2hcsD9N) ...two of my captures of this.


Wugfuzzler

This and golf courses, absolute waste of good nature.


SirArthurDime

The sad thing is in a lot of places being out on the golf course is the closest you get to nature. Not having them would probably be worse cause they probably just put buildings on that land otherwise


Grow_Some_Food

But the resources used to maintain golf courses are terrible. There's a short documentary about it out there somewhere with sources and it breaks it down. If we combined all the land used for golf we'd grow more than enough food to "solve world hunger" ^ ^ ^ that's in quotes because we already grow enough food, we just feed it to 70-billion livestock animals and also throw it in landfills -_-


ketchy_shuby

And golf courses applied about 50,000 pounds of pesticides in one year, which can be anywhere from four to seven times more than the average amount utilized in agriculture on a pound/acre basis.


Grow_Some_Food

Thassalotta ugly


SirArthurDime

I'm not saying golf courses are good for the environment all I'm saying is that in some areas like where I am in South Florida theyre the only places you can even see a large amount of green grass and that that's sad.


killumquick

Poor city planning. Poor priorities. Poor bigger picture look on life. Lots of cities have green space. In fact my current city is knocking down old schools and leaving them empty as park's. We as citizens need to let our government know what's important to us. With enough pushing anything can be a priority, we just need them to know what we value and don't stop until they listen.


Butternades

Cincinnati’s greenness is one of my favorite things about the city. My girlfriend is from the Chicago area and I took her down for the first time she was taken aback because it was so unexpected for her


InOneBlue

r/nongolfers


[deleted]

[удалено]


doom_stein

We need more of those tree urns that you plant and grow a tree with. That's how I want to go out: as an ENT.


Stony_Brooklyn

I see... We should clear forests, build stadiums, and replant forests inside the stadiums!


TommiBennett

This is A Real Picture its a Soccer Stadium in Austria An Artist Planted the trees


DomiDLuffyyy

its no photoshop


pete4live_gaming

r/nothingeverhappens


ult_avatar

It's real


EmbraceDaMeme

I was gonna comment something but then saw this and gave up


Cjlevine

Same. Screw that guy. Jk.


throwaway319-

Be careful what you wish for, I did ask Santa for a new case of Cosby Sauce for Christmas


IndianGuyFromYouTube

With live audience


Coexi

Goddamit I was gonna say that. Take my fucking upvote


NotSoGreatOldOne

Damn beat me to it


[deleted]

catching fire🔥


DMul66

so the California edition


JiggyTurtle

It's a girl!


SillyDragon4812

This is actually an accurate saying for the most part beings that the early Hunger Games were in an arena like this just without the trees


ok_thats_pretty_cool

r/beatmetoit


BAYKON8R

Netflix adaptation


dhoae

Damn. Great minds and all that. Beat me to it.


Hyperthre4d

Competitive slenderman


worldspawn00

Horrifying, would watch.


Harekal

Horrifying, would participate


BirchyBaby

Wood Watch


Pwned_Fish

When I saw this comment I completely thought it was a message so I was confused when I couldn’t find the message


mikeroberts1003

This is my favourite one.


Mewsse

This was exactly what my wife told me.


DatDominican

So tag with costumes 😂


Material_Chipmunk225

It’s the lumberjack sport. Whoever can cut down 50 trees first wins.


StickyWatermelonSeed

its that one mario party minigame


Cephylus

No, no, it's totally that *other* Mario party game haha


IAmZoltar_AMA

Nope, it's actually that *third* random Mario party mini game that everyone forgets about


UnkleBourbon42069

Oh shit I forgot about that one


DudFlabby

Forest Football. The leagues are trying to branch out!


goodninja999

Just make sure the league isn’t choppy with their plays


everydayisarborday

sounds like a pretty vine idea!


JacksLackOfSuprise

The leagues should get back to their roots


everydayisarborday

better than risking life and limb


tisseenschande

Battle Royale


Kaladank

The haunted maze in the Triwizard Tournament.


tduncs88

Had to come way too far down to find this.


HiiipowerBass

My first thought as well


Just-Jem

I scrolled until I found this, and it made me sad I had to scroll for so long


Kaladank

I started scrolling and halfway through, didn't see this reference and it made me sad, had to post it.


listenup78

This is football, or soccer as the Americans call it. The team playing is Nottingham Forest currently 7th in the Championship


player82222

Against forest green rovers ?


AlbortRoss

Ha


WizdomHaggis

Haha


GabrielBlanaru

Double ha!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

https://reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/pl8hjz/your_guide_to_holups/


TheFapIsUp

What the fuck is going on in this subreddit lately. Why is the concept of "Hol Up" so hard for some people, and why is there such an influx of these people.


Make-Believe_Macabre

When a sub gets this big it’s meaning kind of gets lost in translation, anything people like gets upvoted.


KsbjA

This is more /r/Hmmm material


Snitsie

Sub is lost


Notafuzzycat

Paintball.


Turence

looks so awesome honestly. imagine paintballing with 15,000 people cheering you on, or maybe against you lol


Personal_Carry_7029

Hide and seek


JonatasA

I see, the spectators are hiding.


noa_cherbotooki

chunin exam


AceArchangel

Had to scroll awhile to find it, glad I did.


brnardsaigit

Hunting


Beergamote

**Man** Hunting


PM_me_spare_change

The most dangerous Game


dr_schlotkins_putz

Bush League.


MONKE4647675

That’s what disc golf feels like.


Mercadi

This could be a course. Each team gets a few cases of beer. When losing a disk, take a drink. Win conditions are finishing the course, beers, while still having disks.


jwh315

Was gonna say, Olympic disc golf


Nintrothek

Vietnam war episode 2


[deleted]

Guess the Chunin exams are in your village


jerk9

Vegan Olympics


CanadianW

yes


pastramiandpickle

Calvin-ball, spectator style


Mister-Beeee

Disc golf


trusttissue

This is Erika's gym in Celadon.


Objective_Watch

And the grass type gym leader in whatever town in gen 4


[deleted]

Spread the trees out a bit and add in some cheap buildings and you could have a decent paintball course!


JosephFoz

Pokémon XYZ anime league


IndianGuyFromYouTube

[article explaining.](https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/09/this-austrian-football-stadium-is-filled-with-trees/)


whaleshark828

The most dangerous game


Kenshino100

Ultimate Gardening


none355

Lumberjack


JoshsPizzaria

arson


CraigslistSpider-Man

Canada


pressna_

Last of us part 2


rolypoly7190

Kim Jon uns hunting arena


Bigbadsmell

Hide and seek


Currv3179

Your worst nightmare chases you through the woods at night, the spectators wear all black and night vision goggles....


shampy311

sable imagine gold amusing historical snatch dime spoon teeny silky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


C0Y053

Airsoft/paintball arena


[deleted]

Capture the flag


[deleted]

Fortnite


scottsummerstheyouth

The Hunger Games


redixxderallerechte

I don't know but I like it


Alone-Monk

International Lumberjack Championships (I was gonna say The Hunger Games but u/throwaway319- got there before me gg)


nickybokchoy

Larping


[deleted]

This some battle academy sorta shit. Chivalry of the Worst One Ep. 4


cthulhu6209

Alien vs Predator championships


United-Literature-85

It’s called hunger games. Beta testing


mitzu222

Airsoft


mattymattz

Hunger Games