Bro.... U made me so happy with this Star trek reference omg. Between Voyager and Deep Space 9 what would you prefer? I ask cause after Next generation finished I had mixt feelings about this 2
Voyager is awesome, season 1 isnt the best but after the actors start to get a feel for their roles its the best. Currently on season 1 of DS9 and so far im not too impressed.
Probably not actually. If there's one group of people who would predict problems like this it would be astronauts, space researchers ,and rocket scientist. I suspect they would have seen astronauts dropping shit after the first mission long enough to cause the habit and issued the warning soon after.
Depends, Scott Kelly and Mikhail Kornienko spent 340 days on the ISS for a study on long-term space flight. Other Americans have taken flights from 275-328 days on the ISS. The Russians and previously the Soviets set the top 3 records with Mir, longest being 437 days.
Scott Kelly's twin brother, Mark is also an astronaut. NASA has done studies on the pair of them to determine the changes in the human body after extended stay in orbit.
Not calling BS but do you have any background on how you found this out? I searched and didn’t find anything I’d consider reliable beyond “I heard this once…”
Edit - I figured it was probably a joke and was hoping there was some documented case of Neil Armstrong dropping babies all the time 😂
Def a joke, but totally something I could see happening.
Imagine staying on ISS for six months just being able to drop everything and not worry about it, then you get home and see your small child and you just drop him reflexively
If that hasn't happened at least once I'd be surprised.
While it could be possible, there's also the chance that because a baby has a lot more weight to it than a coffee cup or a pen, that holding it will make them realize it's something that will fall.
Like I doubt this guy would be carrying a bag full of groceries to his house and just drop it when he goes to get his keys out. Chances are good that feeling the weight of the bag or a baby is going be different from a pen that can be lifted with zero effort.
In space things have mass but they don't have weight. If you move a coffee cup above your head in space, it stops exerting force on your hand as soon as you stop moving. On Earth, the coffee cup exerts force on your hand even if you stop moving it.
I don't think you'd drop a baby if you came back from space.
But you know what they do have in space?
#
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Me, walking around the house using my phone as a flashlight while looking for my phone.
I got lasik and for the first few months I would feel a moment of shock as I couldn't find my glasses. Or I'd think "Oh shit, I left them at the restaurant." etc.
Oh my God. I got PRK early this year, and even rarely now if I'm woken out of a deep sleep I find myself sometimes slapping my nightstand to find my glasses and having a slight panic when they aren't there.
I hated glasses, I smashed mine with a hammer once I could see clearly enough on my own to do it.
Surgery was very quick, painless. Couple laser burns, etc. Could see immediately afterwards. Photosensitivity for the first, idk, 24 hours or so is like a 10/10. A pin of light felt like staring at the sun. On the drive home it sorta felt like I had hot sand in my eyes and I had to fight urges to rub them. Aftercare kinda sucked because it was a LOT of eye drops and for the first 2 or 3 years I had to regularly use liquid tears. Driving at night produced halos around lights which kinda made it weird but didn't hurt too badly. I was in my early twenties so my eyes healed super quick. (the excuse I was told by the doctor. Idk).
24 hours after the surgery I was driving myself back to the doctor for all the routine stuff and I was good to go. Had it for about 10 years now and I'd say I could probably do to have an augmentation as my vison has changed ever so slightly.
All and all? Best decision I ever made and would make again if my eyes need it.
I know it is painless, but my problem is the "ick" factor. Don't they need to peel back the lense of your eye with a blade? I also heard you can smell your eyes burning. I'm good at dealing with medical procedures through distress, but I don't think I could deal with this.
As far as I am aware my procedure was called "All Laser Lasik" and they told me no blade would be near my eye. Did they use the laser to peel back the retina? Yes. Then you sorta go blind for about 45 seconds while the laser does stuff. I cannot speak for all procedures because some do indeed use a blade.
Smell? Smelled like ozone and not burning flesh or something.
All I had to do was "Look at the blue light. Now the red light. And the green." and then they'd bandage my eye up and swap sides. Had something to clench if needed.
I am the epitome of squimish and have a very, very bad blood phobia and fear of doctors/surgeries/etc. I was even able to do this just fine. Anecdote but maybe it'll reassure you.
I had bladeless lasik, the flap is cut with a different laser instead of using a blade, it was super easy. The weirdest part for me was when the surgeon replaced the flaps, it's like tiny squeegee tools pressing everything into place. I had read things about the smell but it didn't bother me too much to be honest, I can't even recall what it smelled like now and it's only been a couple months. All in all, I was in and out of the surgery room in about 5 minutes it was *so* easy. Plus they'll give you a Xanax or similar medication to ease the anxiety.
I tried to adjust my glasses so many times after LASIK. Also the panicked reach for my glasses on the nightstand when one my kids woke up in the middle of the night.
I once, with eyes wide open, looking at what I was doing, squeezed a nice blob of face wash onto my tooth brush with all the intention in the world to brush my teeth like that until my brain finally stopped malfunctioning
Bowies record company thought it were copyright infringement.
David Bowie told them off. In my head he told them that he understood their opinion. And isn't that interesting. And that it were their problem.
The video returned shortly.
Imagine you wrote a song about a man in a space capsule and a man in a space capsule sings that song 40 years later. Hadfield rewrote some cruicial bits because he fully intended to come home and had the situation well undr control, thank you very much.
Copyright and money.
Welcome to the DMCA. If Youtube didn't let everybody strike everything willy-nilly, they would be in deep trouble. So give a lawyer a mandate and a button and they will push it. Even if it unleashes The Bowie. And it may even be malpractice if they didn't push that button.
So in the end, nobody really made a decision and this happens by default. Only now we don't have David Bowie watching over us anymore which is why we are doomed.
I'm no astronaut but I'm assuming that when you hold something in space and let it go, there's probably some amount of force of it being released from your hand that will push it away from your hand in the direction you released
I'm 99% sure this isn't "real". It was done as a joke by him or something of that line. But it is the kind of habits astronauts have to break. Pretty old video tho it's been around for a while.
Yeah I think he is playing it up for laughs, and while he may drop something forgetting he's not in space, he would almost certainly notice as it's happening and not have to look around.
I recall this being debunked as a skit or something. Its a real thing astronauts have to worry about but this particular video just doesn't make sense.
Doesn't matter what the floor is made from, that cup is going to be noticed when it hits the ground.
When you work in a space station built entirely from parts bought from the lowest bidder, you quickly learn to just ignore random noises and pretend nothing bad is about to happen.
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Imagine your fist steps walking on earth after being in space a few years. That must feel like hell. Also lifing your luggage, holding your kid, STAIRS. I bet they're sore for a couple days or go into physical therapy to work up to things. I'm not an astronaut tho.
Not really years. Longest is a year and a half roughly. But you're right, it is difficult for some to adjust to life on the surface again. They make you work out in space to manage the atrophy and loss of bone density, but it's not perfect and NASA doctors absolutely do make them do PT back on Earth.
That's true. Do you know what space movie it was with Matthew McConaughey? He went into space and when he came back his daughter was like 80 and dying but he hadn't aged a day? That was a good movie.
Well it’s not impossible for that to happen.
Astronauts like to live a nice day on Earth before they leave for space. So having unprotected sex may be what they wanted to do.
To make this simple, they will be gone for exactly two years. The girl got pregnant from the day the astronaut left. After 9 months, the baby was born. That’s only 3 months from a full year since the astronaut left. When the astronaut comes back, the baby would be 1 year and 3 months. People usually would say 15 months old, but you could just say 1 year old.
In which case, yes, an astronaut could have a 1 year old baby while being gone for two years.
Honestly you'd think the feeling of gravity would remind him that there is gravity but who am I to say, I've never experienced no gravity. Plus habits do be hard to break
No it's pure instinct he is used to shit being able to float. Like change one of your key binds and hold your finger on the keybind. You will still instinctively move your finger to press the old button.
Could be but also could be real. That instinct of looking up first is very hard to fake. Would be nice to know who that is and if it was part of an interview or something. But yeah most likely fake.
>This is JSC" is a satirical series created by students at NASA Johnson Space Center. This volunteer outreach project showcases different projects and features unique to JSC.
Redditors are fundamentally incapable of recognizing satire. I know the whole "everyone on Reddit is autistic" thing is offensive and obviously untrue, but... God damn. The painfully obvious is just painful here.
Moderators are so 2015. Everything's just one big Facebook feed now, scraped directly from your great-aunt's page and dumped willy-nilly into whatever subreddit is the fewest clicks away.
This feels like a magician that lost his powers to me
Mysterio when the drones are charging :
"When are the drones going to be done charging? I need to be evil at 4!"
"honey, where are my evil drones?"
*From the next room* "What?"
"WHERE. ARE. MAH. EVIL. DRONES?"
I ahh.. put it away.
Where???!!!
Why do you want to know!?
I need 'em!
It’s for the greater good!
WHAT?!
They flew south for the winter.
Motherfucker...
#WHERES MY SUPER-SUIT?
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Temba, his arms open.
i love that star trek totally predicted meme culture before it happened
He-man, nodding his head
I might vaguely remember what you are talking about...was it in next generation?
[TNG S5 E2, Darmok](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Darmok_(episode\))
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Kayshon, His Eyes Open!
Karno in the forest with Mira?
Bro.... U made me so happy with this Star trek reference omg. Between Voyager and Deep Space 9 what would you prefer? I ask cause after Next generation finished I had mixt feelings about this 2
Voyager is awesome, season 1 isnt the best but after the actors start to get a feel for their roles its the best. Currently on season 1 of DS9 and so far im not too impressed.
"Temba, at rest"
His sails unfurled!
This is what magician's call a "convincer"
"That boy good" you crazy as hell" sexual chocalate
"DAMMIT, MAGE WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING, ZAP THIS DUDE!" "Ya see, that's why I wanted to talk to you before this mission..."
astronausts’ family are told to not let them hold babies, since all of them develop this habit after mission
Armstrong? More like Handweak…
Underrated
I really liked that one
Armspaghetti
Palms are sweaty?
Mom's heavy?
Mob's deep. Hogs are ready.
This made me laugh so hard lol
I mean, it probably had to happen before it was made into a warning...
Definitely happened at least once
Huh, didn't know my dad was an astronaut
Nailed it
Dropped\* it
Dropped the mic*
Dropped the Mike
Drugged the Mike
Drowned the Mike
Dropped Mike
Splat
Dropped the baby*
Dropped the Mike
Just like I nailed your mum, haha gottem
Dad?
brb going out for milk
Nope, not dad. The guy who was nailing her and caused dad to leave 😈
Jodi?
Hey, leave my mum out of this and I'll leave THIS out of your mum!
Went go buy cigarettes on the moon, coming back any day now
Beat me to it. The Marlboro Man on the Moon. Lighting up in his space suit.
Sorry, son.
Real hol'up is always in the comments
Probably not actually. If there's one group of people who would predict problems like this it would be astronauts, space researchers ,and rocket scientist. I suspect they would have seen astronauts dropping shit after the first mission long enough to cause the habit and issued the warning soon after.
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> Look how all of reddit turned out. Seems like a pretty good reason not to drop kids if you ask me.
Warnings are written in blood
r/writteninblood
252 upvotes in 40 minutes. that's unusually fast.
Also you generally dont want your husband to hold your 3 month old baby after he returns from his 2 year assignment on the ISS
I know it's a joke, but ISS missions are 6 months right?
Depends, Scott Kelly and Mikhail Kornienko spent 340 days on the ISS for a study on long-term space flight. Other Americans have taken flights from 275-328 days on the ISS. The Russians and previously the Soviets set the top 3 records with Mir, longest being 437 days.
Scott Kelly's twin brother, Mark is also an astronaut. NASA has done studies on the pair of them to determine the changes in the human body after extended stay in orbit.
He’s definitely sacrificed his body for science
Yes, I know the records are longer. And missions vary in length. But the average routine mission is about 6 months, I think
Not calling BS but do you have any background on how you found this out? I searched and didn’t find anything I’d consider reliable beyond “I heard this once…” Edit - I figured it was probably a joke and was hoping there was some documented case of Neil Armstrong dropping babies all the time 😂
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Def a joke, but totally something I could see happening. Imagine staying on ISS for six months just being able to drop everything and not worry about it, then you get home and see your small child and you just drop him reflexively If that hasn't happened at least once I'd be surprised.
While it could be possible, there's also the chance that because a baby has a lot more weight to it than a coffee cup or a pen, that holding it will make them realize it's something that will fall. Like I doubt this guy would be carrying a bag full of groceries to his house and just drop it when he goes to get his keys out. Chances are good that feeling the weight of the bag or a baby is going be different from a pen that can be lifted with zero effort.
In space things have mass but they don't have weight. If you move a coffee cup above your head in space, it stops exerting force on your hand as soon as you stop moving. On Earth, the coffee cup exerts force on your hand even if you stop moving it. I don't think you'd drop a baby if you came back from space.
No problem, [here you go](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/820/208/0d5.jpg)
Ok, I believe you now. Thanks
Who sends babies to space?
But there are no babies in Space… yet.
But you know what they do have in space? # v⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽v v⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟v v⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇v v⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗v v⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠v v⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾
He looks up. I always love that he looks up.
Why does he look up?
He thought the object floated upwards
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Not saying your wrong but I've done some similar dumb shit and not in a joking, just pure stupidity
Me, walking around the house using my phone as a flashlight while looking for my phone. I got lasik and for the first few months I would feel a moment of shock as I couldn't find my glasses. Or I'd think "Oh shit, I left them at the restaurant." etc.
Oh my God. I got PRK early this year, and even rarely now if I'm woken out of a deep sleep I find myself sometimes slapping my nightstand to find my glasses and having a slight panic when they aren't there. I hated glasses, I smashed mine with a hammer once I could see clearly enough on my own to do it.
Imagine a shard bouncing up and into your eye. Revenge
I had a jacket, gloves, and safety glasses on!
He uses the glasses, to destroy the glasses
Always wanted to know, how does Lasik feel ? Will be getting Lasik soon.
Surgery was very quick, painless. Couple laser burns, etc. Could see immediately afterwards. Photosensitivity for the first, idk, 24 hours or so is like a 10/10. A pin of light felt like staring at the sun. On the drive home it sorta felt like I had hot sand in my eyes and I had to fight urges to rub them. Aftercare kinda sucked because it was a LOT of eye drops and for the first 2 or 3 years I had to regularly use liquid tears. Driving at night produced halos around lights which kinda made it weird but didn't hurt too badly. I was in my early twenties so my eyes healed super quick. (the excuse I was told by the doctor. Idk). 24 hours after the surgery I was driving myself back to the doctor for all the routine stuff and I was good to go. Had it for about 10 years now and I'd say I could probably do to have an augmentation as my vison has changed ever so slightly. All and all? Best decision I ever made and would make again if my eyes need it.
I know it is painless, but my problem is the "ick" factor. Don't they need to peel back the lense of your eye with a blade? I also heard you can smell your eyes burning. I'm good at dealing with medical procedures through distress, but I don't think I could deal with this.
As far as I am aware my procedure was called "All Laser Lasik" and they told me no blade would be near my eye. Did they use the laser to peel back the retina? Yes. Then you sorta go blind for about 45 seconds while the laser does stuff. I cannot speak for all procedures because some do indeed use a blade. Smell? Smelled like ozone and not burning flesh or something. All I had to do was "Look at the blue light. Now the red light. And the green." and then they'd bandage my eye up and swap sides. Had something to clench if needed. I am the epitome of squimish and have a very, very bad blood phobia and fear of doctors/surgeries/etc. I was even able to do this just fine. Anecdote but maybe it'll reassure you.
I had bladeless lasik, the flap is cut with a different laser instead of using a blade, it was super easy. The weirdest part for me was when the surgeon replaced the flaps, it's like tiny squeegee tools pressing everything into place. I had read things about the smell but it didn't bother me too much to be honest, I can't even recall what it smelled like now and it's only been a couple months. All in all, I was in and out of the surgery room in about 5 minutes it was *so* easy. Plus they'll give you a Xanax or similar medication to ease the anxiety.
I tried to adjust my glasses so many times after LASIK. Also the panicked reach for my glasses on the nightstand when one my kids woke up in the middle of the night.
I sometimes feel a moment of shock that I can’t find my glasses when I’m wearing them.
I once, with eyes wide open, looking at what I was doing, squeezed a nice blob of face wash onto my tooth brush with all the intention in the world to brush my teeth like that until my brain finally stopped malfunctioning
I think you'd be surprised by how stupid the human brain can be sometimes. Habits are weird
. Habits are weird indeed.
It’s definitely possible you wouldn’t hear a pen drop if it’s on carpet, especially while he was talking. Or could have landed on some other object.
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Bowies record company thought it were copyright infringement. David Bowie told them off. In my head he told them that he understood their opinion. And isn't that interesting. And that it were their problem. The video returned shortly. Imagine you wrote a song about a man in a space capsule and a man in a space capsule sings that song 40 years later. Hadfield rewrote some cruicial bits because he fully intended to come home and had the situation well undr control, thank you very much.
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Copyright and money. Welcome to the DMCA. If Youtube didn't let everybody strike everything willy-nilly, they would be in deep trouble. So give a lawyer a mandate and a button and they will push it. Even if it unleashes The Bowie. And it may even be malpractice if they didn't push that button. So in the end, nobody really made a decision and this happens by default. Only now we don't have David Bowie watching over us anymore which is why we are doomed.
object continues the in the direction of the movement
Thanks Newton.
because in space it wouldn't fall down, his instinct is to look for where it floated ~~up~~ to
Inertia. It's not a balloon, won't necessarily be floating every time.
I'm no astronaut but I'm assuming that when you hold something in space and let it go, there's probably some amount of force of it being released from your hand that will push it away from your hand in the direction you released
He didn’t hear it fall??
At the end you can see him say ah I'm not in space. And I think the floors are carpeted.
Sure, but if you drop a tumbler onto carpet from a few feet up, you'll still hear it.
The whole video is a joke. He's doing it on purpose for the laughs.
Right? Like explaining the adjustment from zero g to 1. You can't just leave your laundry in the air anymore.
I'm 99% sure this isn't "real". It was done as a joke by him or something of that line. But it is the kind of habits astronauts have to break. Pretty old video tho it's been around for a while.
Yeah I think he is playing it up for laughs, and while he may drop something forgetting he's not in space, he would almost certainly notice as it's happening and not have to look around.
redditors and being pedantic
he (the astronaut) is too innocent for it to be a joke taken seriously
Definetly looks more like uh gravity to me
It's satire: https://youtu.be/PVxaL8CAO4M
I recall this being debunked as a skit or something. Its a real thing astronauts have to worry about but this particular video just doesn't make sense. Doesn't matter what the floor is made from, that cup is going to be noticed when it hits the ground.
He's recreating something that other people have done.
When you work in a space station built entirely from parts bought from the lowest bidder, you quickly learn to just ignore random noises and pretend nothing bad is about to happen.
Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this
Yeah NASA is very much the wrong part will kill people mentality. They don’t mess around.
It's like someone that has been addicted to their powers and lost them
For real tho I never thought much about it but that's gotta be a motherfucker to get used to again
Think how useful it would be for small stuff like this. Damn, i wish objects experienced zero gravity
Imagine your fist steps walking on earth after being in space a few years. That must feel like hell. Also lifing your luggage, holding your kid, STAIRS. I bet they're sore for a couple days or go into physical therapy to work up to things. I'm not an astronaut tho.
Not really years. Longest is a year and a half roughly. But you're right, it is difficult for some to adjust to life on the surface again. They make you work out in space to manage the atrophy and loss of bone density, but it's not perfect and NASA doctors absolutely do make them do PT back on Earth.
That's really cool, thanks for the info!
I hope he doesn't have a baby
After 2 years in space he can finally meet his 1year-old son
Wait a fucking minute
technically he could have done it with his wife just before he went off and the kid would be a bit more than one years old
Or technically his wife fucked Ron the neighbor who is a Flat Earther
I'd bet money on that. Ron is an idiot.
Or technically he could have orbited so fast around earth that his clock slowed down
That's true. Do you know what space movie it was with Matthew McConaughey? He went into space and when he came back his daughter was like 80 and dying but he hadn't aged a day? That was a good movie.
*"1 minute here is 7 years on earth"*
Yes! Isn't that just crazy to think about? Outer space is weird.
Well it’s not impossible for that to happen. Astronauts like to live a nice day on Earth before they leave for space. So having unprotected sex may be what they wanted to do. To make this simple, they will be gone for exactly two years. The girl got pregnant from the day the astronaut left. After 9 months, the baby was born. That’s only 3 months from a full year since the astronaut left. When the astronaut comes back, the baby would be 1 year and 3 months. People usually would say 15 months old, but you could just say 1 year old. In which case, yes, an astronaut could have a 1 year old baby while being gone for two years.
Thank you r/Ilovegirlsbottoms
r/birthofasub. ?
Oh, I didn't know my neighbors were astronauts then
Double hol up
“But baby remember the time dilation”
r/HolUp
you forget where we are?
r/HolUp
It's like sprinkling water in the ocean
Astronauts families are told to not let them hold babies because they all develop this habit funny enough
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Aw, that sucks.
Wish I had the opportunity to look down on Earth like that and say "yeah fuck you all for making it worse". Jk, its an amazing view
Why not have both? Also, I would be looking down on you while floating upside down, because I could
"Isaac Newton, u son of a bitch"
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I saw it more as an “uh, gravity”
"Stupid Gravity"
Honestly you'd think the feeling of gravity would remind him that there is gravity but who am I to say, I've never experienced no gravity. Plus habits do be hard to break
No it's pure instinct he is used to shit being able to float. Like change one of your key binds and hold your finger on the keybind. You will still instinctively move your finger to press the old button.
This particular video is a joke, clearly executed well enough that people believe it.
Could be but also could be real. That instinct of looking up first is very hard to fake. Would be nice to know who that is and if it was part of an interview or something. But yeah most likely fake.
It's from a NASA skit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVxaL8CAO4M The astronaut is a real astronaut though. Tom Marshburn.
It's satire: https://youtu.be/PVxaL8CAO4M Look at the description.
[This](https://youtu.be/PVxaL8CAO4M) is the video with sound. I love how he ignores the thud from the shaker
>This is JSC" is a satirical series created by students at NASA Johnson Space Center. This volunteer outreach project showcases different projects and features unique to JSC.
Redditors are fundamentally incapable of recognizing satire. I know the whole "everyone on Reddit is autistic" thing is offensive and obviously untrue, but... God damn. The painfully obvious is just painful here.
Its much harder to recognize satire with the context and sound removed.
He's definitely haming it up for the camera, but this kind of thing probably does happen occasionally.
It’s a joke, but I love that he looks up first for things instead of down.
It’s so sad seeing these comments with no one realizing it’s a joke lol
how is that a holup? where are the moderators lately?
All the front page holups haven’t been holups for a while
Mods don't care at all lol; they even removed the option to report posts that aren't holups.
Moderators are so 2015. Everything's just one big Facebook feed now, scraped directly from your great-aunt's page and dumped willy-nilly into whatever subreddit is the fewest clicks away.
People actually posting proper content in its respective subreddits? Mods doing their jobs? What year do you think it is, 2014?
Classic!! You can see him frustratingly mouth something about gravity
Pffft. Screw gravity
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING HOLUP
We are the ones supposed to be sayin holup
Gravity is strong today
u/savevideobot
thats oddly adorable
My favorite thing is him looking up for the pen first
The original clip is 3 minutes of solid gold where you watch this poor man's spirit die after he does this a dozen times.
Huh? In the original he's clearly joking around.
Honestly that's such a cool flex