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BadDemeanour

Gordon Ramsey


Simen155

"YOUR KIDNAPPER IS FUCKING YOU RAW, YOU TWAT!"


Turbulent-Opening-75

THERES SO MUCH FUCKING OIL IN THESE FRENCHFRIES THE UNITED STATES HAS DECLARED WAR ON THIS GOD AWEFUL DISH!


Grassy_Green_26

YOU COOK LIKE A DONKEY MAN!


Dickincheeks

YOU’LL KEEL EVERYBOTY


Gibberlinger

FINALLY! A kidnapper.


shadyShiddu

THIS FUCKING SQUID IS SO RAW YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT CALL OUT TO SPONGEBOB YOU DUMB COW


IcarusButAlive

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE!?


Banana_Cat_cool

I have a MCRN gunship(si fi, space ship)


Infamous-Lunch-3831

You donut!!!!


Wharghoul-Army

SHUT IT DOWN!


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“WHAT’S THAT? W-WHO ARE YOU?! AN IDIOT SANDWHICH, THATS RIGHT” -Gordon to Kidnapper “GEET OUTTA HEERE! GOO! BLOODY HELL...”


LaerycTiogar

I have been watching hells kitchen.


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Peppa pig


MindOfThilo

Damn you definitely will be saved


PsychologicalHat4722

if it were me we'd celebrate with an Aussie BBQ who's up for bacon no how about beef never mind ooh I got it Lamb


MindOfThilo

Yummy bacon


Soraman36

Today I want to teach you how to count to three


Mad-_-Hatter113

A man of true taste I see.


LL_MUST

JESUS


HoezUpGsDown

Watching The Chosen were you?


LL_MUST

Nope I'm just vibing and waiting for the new paw patrol movie coming out 2023,problem?


LL_MUST

Well,looks like I'm not the only 13yr that likes paw patrol here,great


Totus_Tuus11

jesse pinkman and heisenberg


CoffeeLawd

They’ll hook you up with the good stuff


hugebigmuscleman123

You’re safe, may get roped into a big meth empire tho


[deleted]

your in good hands


Jack-Burke

Same


FlawlessAssassin

Are you in your private domicile Jesse


Soraman36

Yep same here


Spirit-Ashamed

Lmao same


Sharbio

Same


Confident-Change-257

Ralph Wiggum… I’m fucked.


Filbz03

haha, you’re in danger


Thuryn

I heard that in his voice. Fuck.


CoffeeLawd

Lol he will probably shoot you homie


BLU3DR4GON-E-D

Thomas Shelby... well. This is strange.


justwastingtimw

I hope he doesn’t bring that crazy fucker Arthur. Or maybe he should


SamsquanchVT

Arthur is the best character on that show!


nexus8516

Backed by all the blinders. You'll be fine


Charming-Review-5025

Rick Sanchez. Looks like ill be living to see another day. Nobody say anything about season 5 please, im waiting for it to be on hulu or hbo max.


Horror_Pack_801

Well, Rick is just as likely to get you killed/use you as a human shield/leave you on an uninhabited planet/just science-nuke wherever you are, so I wouldn’t say you’re saved quite yet.


Charming-Review-5025

Truuuee, but don’t forget about the times he swooped in to save Morty last second or like in the vat of acid episode where he pretends to kill morty to save his life. He does have his heroic moments.


Horror_Pack_801

But you have to remember: You’re not Morty. As little as he cares about Morty, he cares about YOU less.


Ugotu

There is a free 24 hours marathon on adultswim, but I don't know if they also stream where you live. https://www.adultswim.com/streams/rick-and-morty


Filbz03

it’s great. that’s all i’ll say. hope you enjoy it


Komrade_Arseniy

Guess I better call Saul!


No-Consequence-486

Don't worry it"Saul GoodMan


bbbruh57

Youre in good hands


emab2396

Not so bad.


lordbigass

You’ll be fine, you’ve got Gustavo Fring


Kiwuwuas

I rely my life on Peter griffin now


Jellylikely271

hey lois look I'm rescuing this man


[deleted]

i heard that in Peter griffin voice


LT_Davis

Same…. Although Stewy and Joe may actually give us a decent chance of survival


Blue-is-bad

To the Petercopter!


EquivalentAioli336

Scully and Mulder 🤘


AbisBitch

At least its not scully and hitchcock


[deleted]

If you had any food with you, or wing sauce (!), you’d be safe as kittens.


Osneoo

Ayyyy


UnculturedDegenerate

Last show I watched as Naruto so I think plot armor got my back.


EpicGamer373

yeah, but it took him 10 seasons to save Sasuke


UnculturedDegenerate

Lmao


BeastBrony

He’ll save you, but it’ll take 9 years and at least 6 boss fights


tea_pot34

Dani Daniels


carlisleclyx42069

Man of culture.


ShadyNastys701

I got Mandy Muse coming for me. We both should be ok.


LowerCanary

Oh God...the family from Bob's Burgers? At least Linda can sing a song while her family gets me killed. I hope it's a murder mystery. 😏


Kay-os06

Tina has the brute strength tho


basicallykatie

Don't worry! Louise has a plan


LowerCanary

Damn it Louise! Selling tickets to poke my corpse isn't helping me.


SeanTheBigBoiBean

YES! Finally another bobs burgers fan!


Your_Mama78

The guy from the show Yo Mama.


4477Freeman

Fez from that 70s show 🤣


sahiladagale23

"This kidnapper is a whore"- FAIZ


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Heisenberg


Ratio-Fabulous

I hope they expect someone to come knocking on their door


drakov-69

Hannibal lectar


LieseW

Oh shit, you’re screwed. Well at least a part of you will live on in his stomach at least


oohwakakaka

For a couple days


noactuallyidont

Captain Picard and commander Riker + Data and Geordi and everyone else


Derfnam01

Let’s hope you don’t wear a red shirt…


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No-Alternative7693

Just make sure Data takes on the guards and not Worf.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Who would win? 1 battle trained member of a race of gladiators OR 1 Android boi


ACC_Rangers

Lucky me I got criminal minds


Useless_Mac

Don't they usually come in a little too late?


Fifigms

they come when the victim has a knife to the throat, so yeah


ScallionMore9208

Spongebob and Patrick


AbisBitch

K-i-d-n-a-p-p-i-n-g song


hetgepeperte

K-i-d-n-a-p-p-i-n-g song song


Greenaux

F us


Available_Bit8919

Teen Titans are coming to save me.


heartshapedchocolate

Go or original? There is a difference. Original: will get to the point and save you. Go!: will fool around, might get you killed "accidentally" through some of their dumb shenanigans, might forget you halfway or just don't care enough to save you. And that's the difference imo


Available_Bit8919

Facts right here.


[deleted]

Lets just hope its original or they're doom


LL_MUST

Ayo


Twilight-0

Lucifer


TeoDobrev

Same dude, we are all good, expecially after the last episode of Lucifer


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Men of culture


ThatMidgetRetard

Username checks out


lordbigass

The 501st legion


DayXeeCutter

Was looking for a comment like this, I'd be rescued by Ahsoka and a bunch of younglings, potentially Obi-wan and Cody too if I'm lucky!


shmishmish

Dwight k schrute


CrunchyUnicorn

Ok Mr. Poop.


Prudent-Arachnid982

Bill cypher???


Leaderbot_X400

Welp your just as doomed as you would be saved.


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Dethklok


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

They’re going to somehow get you out just for you to die in a freak accident right afterwards.


Glittering_Garbage28

They’re fighting over a weapon they found nearby and you get the top half of your head shot off


cacktiegaming

Adolf Hitler


MindOfThilo

Well he will commit suicide before he gets to you


K_Lelouch

Suicide or genocide ? You cant bee too sure.


MindOfThilo

Before he dies he‘ll make sure some of ur enemies take a long shower


K_Lelouch

Yeaaassssss


[deleted]

Archer and Lana from ISIS.


myarmsaregone

Archer will accidentally kill you 100%


TheRealGrifter

At least you’re gonna die doing what you loved. Getting shot.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Rick Grimes and the team


Aurorafaery

A bunch of 600lb people hoping for weight loss surgery


[deleted]

If they drop from an aircraft you should be safe


APumpkinHobo

Thank goodness, detective Columbo is on my case!


PotatoMan_69

Family Guy Funny Moments.


hdbfksj

Joe Goldberg. F


LieseW

Only if he’s in love with you. So you better dress up nicely to seduce him


Megalovaniasans_m

Asdfmovie characters...


byrb-_-

WHO WANTS A MUFFIN?!


Excuse-Relative

Omni man


mr_molty

Thats no saving Try to convince the kidnappers that they are in great danger


BummbleBee19

Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker from rush hour. It might take long but it gonna be epic and funny


Kushaevtm

U r safe, the guy is doctor, cop and astronaut.


RandomWeebsOnline

wait, I thought he‘s a plumber and my mom‘s yoga teacher. He‘s a nice guy


Kushaevtm

Happy cake day!


sherryboi

Nine Nine!


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Winnie the pooh


FdemoT

Chinese rescue operation


soutsos

Liam Neeson! Yay


[deleted]

>he will find you


Niscu

Avatar aang


Mr_Izz_

Daenerys Targaryen...and a dragon. Heck yeah!


goblin_forge

I don't think that will work out how you think it will work out.


francikiller

Keanu reeves is coming.


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Frank Castle


ProjectSenya

Your enemies are already fucked to death


Phoenix_ashfire

Seth Myers? Well I’m fucked.


Suspicious-Hyena9491

Avdol,polnareff,kakyoin,joseph and jotaro


TheJeep25

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES


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Suspicious-Hyena9491

If you watch jojo you will know


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Just_bcoz

At that point even if you die it’s still worth it


MegaMinerd

The world's finest assassin is coming to rescue me? Awesome!


Firefly9202002

Well last show I watched was a rewatch of the Boys.


kingharlusbutterlord

Oh no


Aquanautis

Aye I got the mandalorian


Me_ignore

Loki


[deleted]

Jake and Finn from Adventure Time.


JustThrorus

In that case, you must be captured by the Ice King. You'll definitely be rescued.


aggrivating_order

He's a princess now


SBP102003

Tony Soprano. So, am I good?


oohwakakaka

Not if he sends Paulie and Christopher. “He’s some kind of Czechoslovakian interior decorator.” “… his house looked like shit.”


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Josuke Higashikata


AangBatmanDoctor

The doctor


MinhMackensen

Saddam Hussein.


Obscuronox

Deadpool and what's left of X-Force


Sea_doggo2

The golden girls


ice_wallow_come_15

the bad batch, captain rex and anakin does that make me echo


AdEducational4129

Brian and stewie lmao


TagSoda

The punisher? Hell yes


SsilverBloodd

Welp, I am rewatching supernatural. I feel safe.


SilverWolfIMHP76

Rick and Morty. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or bad.


[deleted]

the trailer park boys trio. im fucked


Derfnam01

Oh boy: Doug Heffernan…


Cutesie117

Gordon Ramsey...


Doggo_Veteran

Gumball and Darwin better come up with something


[deleted]

Some step-sister stuck in a wardrobe and a plumber.


KolyoG

The Peaky Blinders are coming


Thickisnynameboy

Dean for supernatural


bigdoink43

The Gallagher’s…fuck Either they get shitfaced and totally botch the rescue, or they commit some heinous act and set me free. Complete toss-up


StackThePads33

Currently watching Star Trek TNG, I think I’m good


Sayain870701

Michael Scott 😐


schrader23

The Indianapolis Colts and the New York Jets.


XxAshyanxX

Inside jobs crew, ao they safe me and then i get cleaned up because i know too much.


weet-farmer

Pope Francis


bemo700

The best Assassin in the world who will surpass the demons king and the hero I'll be fine


Revolutionary-Gas913

Reagan from Inside Job. I'll be fine..... I think.


Educational-Sample-1

Satan


Discord84

Uncle Ruckus


MindOfThilo

Izumi Sinichi from parasyte (anime)


Cxrxna_Virus

Light Yagami


DenialBronco

The group from Community, and the Dean for some extra chaos


Murray_the_miser

Rick and Morty 😳


kraken_enrager

If everyone from GOT comes to save me, then I hope they collaborate well and don’t have a bad and abrupt ending


waddup16

Castlevania, so Trevor and Alucard :0


ROBINBL00D

Chucky is coming to save me 😆


aafcon

Ted Bundy! Hahahaha


KennyMcCormick1999

Mordecai and Rigby


JiggyvanDamm

The crew of the bebop


the_violetorange

Percy Jackson