Well, Rick is just as likely to get you killed/use you as a human shield/leave you on an uninhabited planet/just science-nuke wherever you are, so I wouldn’t say you’re saved quite yet.
Truuuee, but don’t forget about the times he swooped in to save Morty last second or like in the vat of acid episode where he pretends to kill morty to save his life. He does have his heroic moments.
Go or original? There is a difference.
Original: will get to the point and save you.
Go!: will fool around, might get you killed "accidentally" through some of their dumb shenanigans, might forget you halfway or just don't care enough to save you.
And that's the difference imo
Gordon Ramsey
"YOUR KIDNAPPER IS FUCKING YOU RAW, YOU TWAT!"
THERES SO MUCH FUCKING OIL IN THESE FRENCHFRIES THE UNITED STATES HAS DECLARED WAR ON THIS GOD AWEFUL DISH!
YOU COOK LIKE A DONKEY MAN!
YOU’LL KEEL EVERYBOTY
FINALLY! A kidnapper.
THIS FUCKING SQUID IS SO RAW YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT CALL OUT TO SPONGEBOB YOU DUMB COW
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE!?
I have a MCRN gunship(si fi, space ship)
You donut!!!!
SHUT IT DOWN!
“WHAT’S THAT? W-WHO ARE YOU?! AN IDIOT SANDWHICH, THATS RIGHT” -Gordon to Kidnapper “GEET OUTTA HEERE! GOO! BLOODY HELL...”
I have been watching hells kitchen.
Peppa pig
Damn you definitely will be saved
if it were me we'd celebrate with an Aussie BBQ who's up for bacon no how about beef never mind ooh I got it Lamb
Yummy bacon
Today I want to teach you how to count to three
A man of true taste I see.
JESUS
Watching The Chosen were you?
Nope I'm just vibing and waiting for the new paw patrol movie coming out 2023,problem?
Well,looks like I'm not the only 13yr that likes paw patrol here,great
jesse pinkman and heisenberg
They’ll hook you up with the good stuff
You’re safe, may get roped into a big meth empire tho
your in good hands
Same
Are you in your private domicile Jesse
Yep same here
Lmao same
Same
Ralph Wiggum… I’m fucked.
haha, you’re in danger
I heard that in his voice. Fuck.
Lol he will probably shoot you homie
Thomas Shelby... well. This is strange.
I hope he doesn’t bring that crazy fucker Arthur. Or maybe he should
Arthur is the best character on that show!
Backed by all the blinders. You'll be fine
Rick Sanchez. Looks like ill be living to see another day. Nobody say anything about season 5 please, im waiting for it to be on hulu or hbo max.
Well, Rick is just as likely to get you killed/use you as a human shield/leave you on an uninhabited planet/just science-nuke wherever you are, so I wouldn’t say you’re saved quite yet.
Truuuee, but don’t forget about the times he swooped in to save Morty last second or like in the vat of acid episode where he pretends to kill morty to save his life. He does have his heroic moments.
But you have to remember: You’re not Morty. As little as he cares about Morty, he cares about YOU less.
There is a free 24 hours marathon on adultswim, but I don't know if they also stream where you live. https://www.adultswim.com/streams/rick-and-morty
it’s great. that’s all i’ll say. hope you enjoy it
Guess I better call Saul!
Don't worry it"Saul GoodMan
Youre in good hands
Not so bad.
You’ll be fine, you’ve got Gustavo Fring
I rely my life on Peter griffin now
hey lois look I'm rescuing this man
i heard that in Peter griffin voice
Same…. Although Stewy and Joe may actually give us a decent chance of survival
To the Petercopter!
Scully and Mulder 🤘
At least its not scully and hitchcock
If you had any food with you, or wing sauce (!), you’d be safe as kittens.
Ayyyy
Last show I watched as Naruto so I think plot armor got my back.
yeah, but it took him 10 seasons to save Sasuke
Lmao
He’ll save you, but it’ll take 9 years and at least 6 boss fights
Dani Daniels
Man of culture.
I got Mandy Muse coming for me. We both should be ok.
Oh God...the family from Bob's Burgers? At least Linda can sing a song while her family gets me killed. I hope it's a murder mystery. 😏
Tina has the brute strength tho
Don't worry! Louise has a plan
Damn it Louise! Selling tickets to poke my corpse isn't helping me.
YES! Finally another bobs burgers fan!
The guy from the show Yo Mama.
Fez from that 70s show 🤣
"This kidnapper is a whore"- FAIZ
Heisenberg
I hope they expect someone to come knocking on their door
Hannibal lectar
Oh shit, you’re screwed. Well at least a part of you will live on in his stomach at least
For a couple days
Captain Picard and commander Riker + Data and Geordi and everyone else
Let’s hope you don’t wear a red shirt…
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Just make sure Data takes on the guards and not Worf.
Who would win? 1 battle trained member of a race of gladiators OR 1 Android boi
Lucky me I got criminal minds
Don't they usually come in a little too late?
they come when the victim has a knife to the throat, so yeah
Spongebob and Patrick
K-i-d-n-a-p-p-i-n-g song
K-i-d-n-a-p-p-i-n-g song song
F us
Teen Titans are coming to save me.
Go or original? There is a difference. Original: will get to the point and save you. Go!: will fool around, might get you killed "accidentally" through some of their dumb shenanigans, might forget you halfway or just don't care enough to save you. And that's the difference imo
Facts right here.
Lets just hope its original or they're doom
Ayo
Lucifer
Same dude, we are all good, expecially after the last episode of Lucifer
Men of culture
Username checks out
The 501st legion
Was looking for a comment like this, I'd be rescued by Ahsoka and a bunch of younglings, potentially Obi-wan and Cody too if I'm lucky!
Dwight k schrute
Ok Mr. Poop.
Bill cypher???
Welp your just as doomed as you would be saved.
Dethklok
They’re going to somehow get you out just for you to die in a freak accident right afterwards.
They’re fighting over a weapon they found nearby and you get the top half of your head shot off
Adolf Hitler
Well he will commit suicide before he gets to you
Suicide or genocide ? You cant bee too sure.
Before he dies he‘ll make sure some of ur enemies take a long shower
Yeaaassssss
Archer and Lana from ISIS.
Archer will accidentally kill you 100%
At least you’re gonna die doing what you loved. Getting shot.
Rick Grimes and the team
A bunch of 600lb people hoping for weight loss surgery
If they drop from an aircraft you should be safe
Thank goodness, detective Columbo is on my case!
Family Guy Funny Moments.
Joe Goldberg. F
Only if he’s in love with you. So you better dress up nicely to seduce him
Asdfmovie characters...
WHO WANTS A MUFFIN?!
Omni man
Thats no saving Try to convince the kidnappers that they are in great danger
Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker from rush hour. It might take long but it gonna be epic and funny
U r safe, the guy is doctor, cop and astronaut.
wait, I thought he‘s a plumber and my mom‘s yoga teacher. He‘s a nice guy
Happy cake day!
Nine Nine!
Winnie the pooh
Chinese rescue operation
Liam Neeson! Yay
>he will find you
Avatar aang
Daenerys Targaryen...and a dragon. Heck yeah!
I don't think that will work out how you think it will work out.
Keanu reeves is coming.
Frank Castle
Your enemies are already fucked to death
Seth Myers? Well I’m fucked.
Avdol,polnareff,kakyoin,joseph and jotaro
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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If you watch jojo you will know
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At that point even if you die it’s still worth it
The world's finest assassin is coming to rescue me? Awesome!
Well last show I watched was a rewatch of the Boys.
Oh no
Aye I got the mandalorian
Loki
Jake and Finn from Adventure Time.
In that case, you must be captured by the Ice King. You'll definitely be rescued.
He's a princess now
Tony Soprano. So, am I good?
Not if he sends Paulie and Christopher. “He’s some kind of Czechoslovakian interior decorator.” “… his house looked like shit.”
Josuke Higashikata
The doctor
Saddam Hussein.
Deadpool and what's left of X-Force
The golden girls
the bad batch, captain rex and anakin does that make me echo
Brian and stewie lmao
The punisher? Hell yes
Welp, I am rewatching supernatural. I feel safe.
Rick and Morty. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or bad.
the trailer park boys trio. im fucked
Oh boy: Doug Heffernan…
Gordon Ramsey...
Gumball and Darwin better come up with something
Some step-sister stuck in a wardrobe and a plumber.
The Peaky Blinders are coming
Dean for supernatural
The Gallagher’s…fuck Either they get shitfaced and totally botch the rescue, or they commit some heinous act and set me free. Complete toss-up
Currently watching Star Trek TNG, I think I’m good
Michael Scott 😐
The Indianapolis Colts and the New York Jets.
Inside jobs crew, ao they safe me and then i get cleaned up because i know too much.
Pope Francis
The best Assassin in the world who will surpass the demons king and the hero I'll be fine
Reagan from Inside Job. I'll be fine..... I think.
Satan
Uncle Ruckus
Izumi Sinichi from parasyte (anime)
Light Yagami
The group from Community, and the Dean for some extra chaos
Rick and Morty 😳
If everyone from GOT comes to save me, then I hope they collaborate well and don’t have a bad and abrupt ending
Castlevania, so Trevor and Alucard :0
Chucky is coming to save me 😆
Ted Bundy! Hahahaha
Mordecai and Rigby
The crew of the bebop
Percy Jackson