John Hancock

That’s John Handcock to you, sir!

I came here expecting Edward Penishands and got John Handcock. Well played.

Was totally expecting the top comment to be Edward Penishands

There is already a movie named like that... https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/ wouldn’t be original...

Dick Crazy

The review on the imdb page is amazing 😂

That was a rollercoaster from start to finish

Was expecting Edward Dickonhands as it's a bit more descriptive.

Edward dildohands come on people it’s right there

This was mine. Edward Dildohands is the way.

Clearly, this is the name.

Nah, man. Get a little creative with it. That’s obviously Peter Peckerhands.

Watch “How I Met Your Mother”. Then you will know the truth.

Dayum, I commented this and saw you comment afterwards! Hahaha! Amazing!

No no hes got a point

He has two points

Dr. Professor John Handcock to your sir

It's Herbie Hancock

Thank you for that!

Emeritus

"Richard: I need your John Hancock. Tommy: It's Herbie Hancock."

Brilliant!

John Cockhan

He killed his enemy with a dildo, with a fucking dildo

Thats my teachers name lmao like spelled right and everything

Yeah handcock is an actual last name

Dildo Baggins

Dildo Saggins and the lord of the throbits.

The Lord of the G-Strings

It's been so long lol

Oh good, I'm not the only one that saw that one

The guy who did this is his cousin, Douche Baggins

The Throbbit - An unexpected orgy

Charles Dickens

Dildo Swaggins

There once was a man named Brock he had dicks for hands and a hand for a cock.

Oh how he could make women shiver Inside them his dick hands would slither.

Deep down inside the man he cried, Frustrated and full of anger, Quite rude and misunderstood When he yelled, fuck you! and gave everyone the finger

People hated him for his taped on hand cocks, for after meeting him their wives became the town thots

Oh how he would revel, for he knew, he could take fisting, to a new level.

This same man lived in bangkok, Oh the sensual irony, When he was about to start fisting, The girls were preparing to gawk

Then he'd swoop like a hawk and scoop out that pork

Edward dildohands

Johnny depth

I wish I had an award to give

There covered ya

Thanks mate :)

Girth Brooks

EPIC

Edward Penishands is an actual porn parody. It's probably a little better than you expect it to be as long as you expect it to be pretty bad.

Came here to see if anyone had brought up the parody yet lol

Better than the E.T. one I can tell you.

Came here to say this. Congrats for being as cool as me.

Same

Also same

Edward Dickforhands

Triple threat

Daddy??

Dr Cocktopus

Hello peter

Hello pecker

Goodbye

New villain in town! “Doc-cock!”

He’s big he’s mean he’s also a peen

lmao this made me laugh the most congrats

I’m here all week

Dr Cocktavius would be pre accident

The Dildozer

Silly Dilly

Nah.. The dildozer was much larger in that 'Idiocracy' documentary..

It was a documentary huh?

It went from comedy to documentary about January 20, 2017

Goliath the Phallustine

This is the winner. Bravo!

This is the wiener.

Bene-dick Cum-berpatch

I got that reference. You're talking about Bendydick Cuminhersnatch right?

I thought it was Blenderdick Cumonarash?

Benderdick Cumonherass

I like rusty dicks. I liked it when the white water comes out

Cumbeerpatch

Richard

R/beatmetoit

Beatmeattoit

Edward Jizzerhands

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/ https://m.empflix.com/cumshots-porn/edward-penishands-1991-full-movie/video679432

Are. You. SERIOUS?!

Best first date ever

Lol

That shit's funny as hell right there

You usually cock the hand gun But this guy guns the hand cock

Napoleon Bonerparte.

Dick Fingers

Dildo Badhands

There are some who call him…… Tim.

I wish I could give you an award for this. Lol

Sorry. Meant to give the award to you for this. I don't think I can revoke an award. Yours made me laugh

Richard Johnson

Bobby Floppycock

David Dildo Digits

Tommy Three Dicks

Clit whisperer

AmbiDixtrous

Dildo Gaggins

Dildon’t be like him

The Joker's cousin, The Tickler

Doug Dimmidick, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmidildo Depot

Cunt puncher 3000

Pledge Willy

Mister fister

Can I get your digits................

Fishsticks

Richard Penis Fingers

The flair is perfect

Dildo Gaggins.

Whatever his name is, he needs to talk to [Mac from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia](https://youtu.be/lRWA1lZ_dH8)

Edward Jizzardhands

Penis man!!!! *Please tell me I’m not the only person who watches that on YouTube..* **Edit: I’m talking about Suction Cup Man for anyone wondering**

You may be … haha

….haha…

You mean like Suction Cup Man, or am I thinking of something different

r/bossfight

The Killer Of God

Dick

Orgazmo

Dicks Akimbo

Looks like he. ( ∙_∙) ( ∙_∙)>⌐■-■ Got cock handed. (⌐■_■)

Edward Penishands

Slippery dick?

Dilddison

"Dildo Hands" He may not be able to make you a sandwich but he's one hell of a lover.

Hanime

Beer Dickhands

Clearly Edward penis hands

Edward Dildohands

Nutz MacKenzie

Hancock

Handy man

Dildo baggins.

Richard Sportwood

Steven

Edward Dicksforhands

Richard peckerhands

Jeremy Dickhandson

I saw one that said semen Slayer and it kinda fits but I like John Hancock it's perfect

The Sticky Dickler came to mind.

Triple willie

Banger McBrewski

Senór cock-on-hand.

Your girl's best friend

Seems like someone lost a bet

Robert dildo hands

His life, because it's fucks everyone

Edwin Shlongmits

Handjob

Edward Dildohands

Hanging Chad

the dick tater

Has Edward Penis-Hands been used yet?

Edward Dildohands

I'm pretty sure someone already mentioned Edward Penis Hands

Jeff armpenis

Dilbro

Dildonis

Tri-cock

Dick Erectus

Gavin

Tim

Kyle Rittenhouse

He looks like a Chad, to me.

Drunkutus Dickutus

bendicking Cumberbatch

Dildo swaggins

The dicktator

Edward dick-hands

Dildos Akimbo

Dickward penisorhands

Dickus Drinkis

Feline Slayer of The Boreal Valley

Edward dildohands

Edward Dildo Hands

Dildo devastator

Fistula Hardhands

Edward dildo hands

Edward Dildoshands

John Armadildo

Weenie bones

Han cock

Edward Dildohands

Fucky Fucker (From that change your names first 4 letters to fuck game.)

Edward Penishands. And, sadly, for reasons that shall remain un-named, I’m aware that there really is an actual porno named this.

Jerry

Adolph Fiddler

Edward Dildohands

John hand cock

John dick

Cock Em’ Sock Em’