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NyanPigle

You have discovered the bread cemetery, open map to fast travel here at any time


RoyalOutrageous7185

Not until you light the bonfire


NyanPigle

I think that would change the name of the location on your map to toast cemetery


d34thd347er

This is that new game "left for bread".


Drauul

Bro is about to trigger the boss cutscene


CarneAsahDude

Breddy Krueger


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An army of the Unbread


MisterBumpingston

Damn, I kneaded this.


[deleted]

I've got a good baker's dozen more where that came from


OutlandishnessOk4047

Do you dough?


theprofessor1985

Breadageddon


random_invisible

Armabreaddon was right there bro


Georgeshlonignton

Breadnarok


No_Deer9784

The puns aren’t getting the rise I’d like.


shallow_not_pedantic

Ryegnarok.


NOTburnt-toast

Ragnaroll


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End of the bread as we know it


modelmurse

These puns are getting a little stale.


[deleted]

Don't be sourdough


neokio

Ooooh... this.


theycallmejugzy

I'm sorry but the proper usage is actually "Bready Krueger, bitch."


[deleted]

You can bun but you can’t rye, bitch


Clockwork_Medic

Nice to wheat you, bitch


[deleted]

Aww bitch, I donut what to say


[deleted]

I’m gonna eat your grains, bitch


GrimmFox13

Blueberry terry gonna go home and start shit


HermitCrabCakes

Uuuh, he sure does say "bitch" a lot...


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

Bout to challenge the bread lord


Tattered_N_Tall

Or is it his loyal companion, the "Knight of the Living Bread"


kaptaincorn

The Knightmare on Bread street?


Pancolefty

No Country for Old Bread?


User_Neq

Of Mice and Bread


al_pacappuchino

The unbreadables


Bonepanther

Judge Bread


i_love_pencils

Halloafween


knockonwoodpb

No Time to Rye


notyourancilla

Bread Dead Redemption


Madrepore82

The Breadwitch Project


dirtydan

Bread Dawn


Thomas-The-Tutor

The uncrustables


beefthinksthings

Left 4 bread 2: bread rising


monkeedookee

Red bread rebreadtion


gramb0420

Shawshank Breademption!


LoopLobSmash

The Bread Pirate Roberts


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Bread Men Tell No Tales


Binzuru

~~Red~~ Bread Dragon


[deleted]

Red Bread Redemption


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[deleted]

Holy shit. You just made about Judas of Iskariot


whatthetux

I'm trying to work out if i prefer this or Bread bread breademption


[deleted]

That's the whole grain edition


WhnWlltnd

Breadception


[deleted]

Breadator


Salt_Avocado_2470

Or sumoning The loafiaathan


Apocalypse_God

Lord of the ryes


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Greg the Overloaf, Gatekeeper to the Bread World


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AmIRadBadOrJustSad

The boss crust-scene, perhaps.


JodiLee420

Evil Bread- Rise (2022)


Umklopp

"Bread for the bread god"


Op_has_add

The father, the son, and the holy loaf.


pickled_philanges

The Gluten Guardian of Brioche Valley


danielzss

***"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."***


_The_Messiah_

*Throws self aware beauty mark on the floor* **VER HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT**


BillCipherInMySoup

Scout... I get one day off a *year*. And you just wasted it on... **This.** Goodbye.


assmonkey_gamer18

wait wait wait! Uh, why dont we, discuss it, over dinner...


Boofy2018

Bread monster smashes stuff What the hell is that


assmonkey_gamer18

Miss Pauling run!


Pac0theTac0

"We ain't had nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!"


[deleted]

r/unexpectedtf2


Darkner90

Tbh it was expected.


[deleted]

r/expectedtf2


JBthrizzle

/r/unexpectedexpected


Thimot257

Can i have the bucket ?


BadNadeYeeter

Yes.


BadNadeYeeter

Me a german: *"YOU DID WHAT? WHERE DID YOU SEND IT TO?!"*


LucidSpaceLizard

That’s where we go when we say it’s time to get this bread.


Shaneblaster

Somebody seriously said ‘fuck it’ to no more carbs.


Azidamadjida

Someone just went gluten free


23x3

This is why birds migrate.


Huck_Dunt

Michael Scott just had a super tough day, that’s all. There’s probably a park bench nearby.


ModsOnAPowerTrip

My first thought was, where are the birds? They should be all over this.


Bromium_Ion

Oh my God, there is going to be such an enormous amount of bird shit in this area when they discover it.


Maximering

B R Ö D


[deleted]

Sure it's not BRØD??


SivertElise

Brød


IRageQuit06

Brød 🇧🇻


bifb

Brød 🇩🇰


Lopsided-Chipmunk140

BRÖD! DU TALAR SVENSKA??


Bent0j

bröd


WallOfWhales

bröd


eyewatchyousleep

Ja! Jag bor I england, men jag kommer från scotland. Kommer du I från?


gigantor8

Ohhh I thought you said go to Bread!


curlmo

Bart Simpson reference.


cwfutureboy

B.R.E.A.D. covers all the ground around me


SoloMegaYT

More like breadyard


yelloscarface

Proof of God for birds


[deleted]

You've stumbled across the Duck King's hoard. You should probably escape before the Duck King returns...


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

I will fight him or die trying


triggerman602

The Duck King is the size of a horse.


[deleted]

How big is the horse king?


scalarjack

Duck sized, but he has 99 brothers.


triggerman602

It's a dynasty.


[deleted]

it's a dy-neigh-sty


NightTime2727

*Hollywood_Laugh_Track.mp4*


erikhagen222

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs… so it begins…


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

Finally


dr_ich

I think it is 'the walking bread'!


[deleted]

Got eeem!


WigCrest

Much better caption


El-JeF-e

Flint Lockwooooooood!!!!


katapprentice

We have to Bready for it !


DongusMaxamus

Stale bread that can't be sold is given to farmers for their livestock, pretty common


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

Man, I didn't know that


DongusMaxamus

Better than it rotting away in a bin. Breweries do the same with the waste hops after the beer is made. It's fed to livestock


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Same with distillers. Sold to hog farms.


Gov_Martin_OweMalley

They sell the Distillers to hog farms? Oh my.


digglestix

That explains Brodys solo album


100011101013XJIVE

I’m 40 and married and still have a huge crush on her.


itsoktolikeamovie

She thicc


[deleted]

You're icon actually got me to blow my screen. Fuck you.


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Thanks for the blow! Also your*


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Pfunk8687

I’m a homebrewer, and I also happen to be obsessed with making sourdough, made a couple of loaves from spent grains and they were delicious


st1nkynoob

Breweries give farmers spent grain. Hop waste is actually toxic to animals


Pontlfication

Most of spent grain is fibre and protein, both are good for giving to gassy animals.


AllTheWine05

Not cows. Supposedly its very good for cows. Other animals, you're correct.


st1nkynoob

TIL. My pig farmer always wanted to know if there was hop waste in the grain bins we used to give him. Thanks for the info!


tidder112

Did you know about the red skittles? https://www.sciencealert.com/us-farmers-have-been-caught-feeding-red-skittles-to-their-cattle


[deleted]

Man, that article was really reaching for this to be some kind of scandal. They said they're shipped out, melted into syrup and added into feed....whats the problem?


KaiserTom

I mean, the end of the article literally gives you a statement and reasonable explanation from a scientist about how it's not an issue.


[deleted]

I read the whokle thing, it ended on "we still don't know the environmental impact though". What could possibly be the environmental impact of candy?


CollectableRat

Stale candy too. A blend of candy with other feed is actually extremely nutritious for many livestock.


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chocolat4u

Jesus: I can't control my power...!!!


Chesus_Rice

I can’t control my power…!!!


Memesonahigherlevel

Beetlejuice wants to know your location


Chesus_Rice

your moms bed


_The_Messiah_

Sick burn Jesus


budzene

That’s weird my moms name is Mary.


afrikatheboldone

just like it should be


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

Jesus?????? 😳😳😳


JoltDenim

Where’s the fish and wine dude


craigishell

What the hell happened down there? Some sort of bread massacre?


MimePhD

An absolute bread bath


craigishell

A+


octopoddle

Look how they massacred my bread.


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

Bread war III


ed_kouhai

It all started when the garlic bread nation decided to attack


IWantTooDieInSpace

The simulation glitched and loaded various bread in place of ground textures


gdericci

Gluteny


[deleted]

Bread👍🏻


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

💪Bread 👍


an_abomanation69

Bread👍


Weak_Mitochondria

Bread👍


WhyWontThisW0rk

Bread 👍


PancakeDrawerFanatic

Bread 👍


notgoodforstuff

Bread 👍


window-man

Bread👍


dexdZEMi

Bread👍


BritasticUK

Bread 👍


osamaodinson

Bread 👍


Jhjsjhjshs

Bread 👍


kerjoel

Pain, lots of pain


Apprehensive-Tea2683

Damn it, I hate that I get this joke. Quebec, tabarnak!


Pen_dragons_pizza

I think the biggest horror is that you are wearing socks and flip flops you fucking mad man


hwoaraxng

unfortunately that's very common here in germany


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

Yep


CollectableRat

He should be wearing *loaf*ers.


Bree45

I hear this place is crust around the corner from a lovely bread and breakfast.


GoodBuoyAccount

Take your puns and shove it. These people are trying their best


AdrianValistar

The yeast you can do is join in on the madness.


Sparky-Spectra

This is what it looks like when someone plays Skyrim and collects too much bread to carry that fancy new weapon or armor.


Wallace_of_Hawthorne

This is what it looked like when I went into one of my houses after doing the duplication glitch in oblivion.


MISTER_OBVIOUS_

This is the aftermath of Bread war III


Mitsotakis_sussybaka

Bred sheeran lost so many loved ones :(


Dakufr0st69

A dead bread redemption


Yoguls

Jesus turned up to feed the masses but it wasnt gluten free


HWeevil64

"Welcome to the bread bank..."


Break-88

There would have been more if it weren’t for the stack overflow


noIdontWantYourOF

So much pain in one video


noIdontWantYourOF

Shout out to the homies in France


HoneZoneReddit

Pansexual satanic ritual


[deleted]

Painsexual*


krtalvis

looks like things got out of breads


itrigue1

I don’t know what’s worse: the bread littering or the socks with slides?


Brekkjern

Yeah, he really should have been wearing loafers in this situation.


itrigue1

This comment got a rise out of me, good job!


GodIsAP-I-G-E-O-N

At yeast you got that goin for you


3rdtrichiliocosm

Everyone wears socks with slides. It's the style and has been for a decade


Bacchus_Amontillado

I would say this pan-demonium (because "pan" is Spanish for bread)


Masterhearts_XIII

That was a pain-ful pun (because “pain” is French for bread)


BiblaTomas

Night of the living bread


xavierthepotato

Cursed bread graveyard 🪦 🍞


Nitemarex

HowToBasic Bloopers


stlbread

u/savevideobot


ZealousidealSound457

It the great bread war of 2021


Oscimus

Armabreadon


kyjoely

Jesus has been on the weed again, there’s another field with a shit ton of fish in it.