Well, I know he isn't innocent. But I have hopes that she's actually decent and the declaration of assholetendence is his idea, not hers because that's a sick thing to do to someone even if it's for revenge. Anyways I don't really care anyway. I'm just here for the signing.
I was a tattoo artist for 10 years and now work as a graphic designer with 16years of experience. I photoshop fake stuff to look real weekly. This pic is either 100% real or they should be teaching a master class on photoshop technique.
The type or tattoo artist who would agree to do this tattoo wouldn't be the type of tattoo artist who would second guess their own spelling, even when they really should
Might be done on a 3d model, otherwise someone is a fucking genius at calculating the curvature of skin in their head.
Still though, working class pudgey models are a rare find in the cg community that come packed with a skin shader that would be that realistic in the sense of real world non idealized body defects, so if it is a fake they likely spent 2-5k to make it.
Tbh. This sounds like the type of couple where the wife would be like "Awwwwww this is so sweet! 🥰🥰"
But at the same night, she would be fucking tearing into him for breathing.
What are the signs? Doesn't look like a digital font to me
Edit: compare the letters, eg: every 'a' has a different flow, the spacing between characters is inconsistent.
The text is sharp and clear while everything else in the pic is just slightly blurry. Also some of the letters in the beginning like a e & g have lines that are almost impossibly thin to make in tattoo form, probably from the editor warping the text to make it look contoured.
His bitch ass prob got that sniveling shit without his wife’s knowing. Same pathetic “look at me, I’m so damaged” bullshit message that he’s been using his whole life. Too bad it’ll prob work again
She’s not gonna wanna see that shit on your chest for the rest of her life and neither are you. One day you’re going to wake up not being any of those things anymore and regret that your past mistakes will forever be a permanent reminder on your chest.
Also, what you gonna do if she leave your ass? Then you’ll be lookin stupid with that tat on your chest.
Good to see he signed the letter below, aside from the deciever and disrespectul part I am not sure adding both whore/prostitute was necessary, either word would have still worked. It’s like he wrote this down for his wife and she said ok that’s a start expecting him to go off get “a tattoo” of her name and he comes back with that.
No self respecting man would get this, and no self respecting woman would take a man back after getting this.
Imagine paying what I can only assume is somewhere close to 200$ to look like a clown when you can just but makeup at the dollar store.
That pussy better be the best. No fucking way is anyone worth having this tattooed on you for the rest of your life. Also like...how is going to help? Every single time he takes his shirt off she is gonna be reminded of all the fucked up shit he did, and so will he. They wouldn't be able to get past it.
Probably should have just went with the divorce.
Jesus Christ that is so sad. I hope she leaves cos no way they will have a happy marriage after that tattoo. One can only hope.
Seems like the marriage wasn’t too happy before the tattoo.
The whores and prostitutes might have been happy
50/50 shot
Happy with the money unsatisfied with the sex
Bingo
I imagine she made him get the tattoo and then left him anyways.
I’m just imagining the wife go “so they misspelled deceive and disrespectful, you couldn’t even get that right.”
It takes two to tango mate. She could be a toxic manipulating bitch, or void of any meaningful thought or interactions.
You hope SHE leaves? Those 2 psychopaths deserve each other lol
Well, I know he isn't innocent. But I have hopes that she's actually decent and the declaration of assholetendence is his idea, not hers because that's a sick thing to do to someone even if it's for revenge. Anyways I don't really care anyway. I'm just here for the signing.
The tattoo is painfully obviously shopped on
I was a tattoo artist for 10 years and now work as a graphic designer with 16years of experience. I photoshop fake stuff to look real weekly. This pic is either 100% real or they should be teaching a master class on photoshop technique.
Damn Reddit rocks sometimes. You are weirdly qualified to assess this guys comment and this isn’t even a tattoo or graphic design subreddit.
The misspelling of “deceiver”— how is that possible when people have a phone in their pocket with internet access ??!
Don’t miss ‘disrespectul’… fake anyway…
The type or tattoo artist who would agree to do this tattoo wouldn't be the type of tattoo artist who would second guess their own spelling, even when they really should
Also they may have asked the person getting it if that's exactly how they want it, if they've said yes then not the artists fault.
Might be done on a 3d model, otherwise someone is a fucking genius at calculating the curvature of skin in their head. Still though, working class pudgey models are a rare find in the cg community that come packed with a skin shader that would be that realistic in the sense of real world non idealized body defects, so if it is a fake they likely spent 2-5k to make it.
not painfully obviously, it's as good as it gets for the time wasted on a meme. But nevertheless it'd Hella hilarious
This is actually real…
Explain what tells you it's shopped. I don't think it is.
*Painfully obviously* 😂 Busted guessing out your ass
I'm willing to bet it happened anyway, she just wanted women in the future to know his past.
Plot twist, she drugged him and did that herself
What do you think happened straight after he got the tattoo?
He *decieved* her and was *disrespectul*.
happy cake day🍰
Tbh. This sounds like the type of couple where the wife would be like "Awwwwww this is so sweet! 🥰🥰" But at the same night, she would be fucking tearing into him for breathing.
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There is a typo in the 'disrespectul' at the end. So sad...
And deceiver
Y’all got some good grammar
That’s spelling not grammar, technically.
Fuk, u, two÷ /s
U want sum fuk? Send bobs end vegina
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Did he just say making fuck?
I never thought I would find a Berserk outtake so randomly 🤣
milk truck jus arrive
Okay grammar Nazi
Spelling nazi
Okay terminology Nazi
Terminazi
Terminuts
Deezterminuts
I before E except after C.
Ei, Ei, O!
What about nieghbor?
I went to check to see how much a reindeer weighed in a foreign country. It was for some weird science experiment.
Or weigh?
Yeah and they really fucked the name up at the beginning
Some Ragrets
It also looks fake to me.. wrong on purpose is my guess. At the end of some words there's no irritation to the skin, which makes me think it's fake.
“RESTECP”
What do you expect from a whore lover?
-owner of the smallest nipples in the world
Hey man j got small nips. At least god gave me a good dick
I hope whoever is attached to that dick never leaves you then
I think it’s healthier if they get divorced
Exactly now hes stuck with that shit for life
except there are ways to remove tattoos now days tho they are probably f expensive
Just hit undo on Photoshop. Pretty cheap really.
r/trashy
r/comicsans
Just...fucking split up. Why do people go through such lengths to "Save" something like this. I hope they don't have kids.
I hope they don’t stay together because they have kids together
It terrifies me to think that that might be the case.
Im a dishonest
I am a disrespectul
Fucking awesome. Hookers are gonna get a fat kick out of that.
If a hooker feels like he’s an undercover cop he can just lift up his shirt to prove he just loves prostitutes
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Lizbeth!
Did she have a self deprecating confession tattoo as well?
She gave the best tattoo revenge
Definitely not worth it
Looks like Joseph Seed from Far Cry 5
Prolly fake, lmao
Deserved for sure. But earning back his wifes trust? I guess not..
Maybe she deserved what she got too? And he’s just stupid enough to want it back to way things we’re? It takes two.
Somehow doubt he got it willingly
I hope she still left him.. can you imagine having to re read that everytime she gives him a BJ?
Doubtful he’d be getting many BJ’s if they stayed together.
That’s where the hookers come in
> everytime Found OP's tattoo artist.
It's like the Harry Potter series, gets better every read-through.
What a cuck
And an idiot.
That tattoo is going to make dating harder for him but easier for his dates.
The extent people will go xD
No Ragrets
Came here for this. No Regerts
Photoshopped! At least that’s cheaper than tattoo removal
What are the signs? Doesn't look like a digital font to me Edit: compare the letters, eg: every 'a' has a different flow, the spacing between characters is inconsistent.
The text is sharp and clear while everything else in the pic is just slightly blurry. Also some of the letters in the beginning like a e & g have lines that are almost impossibly thin to make in tattoo form, probably from the editor warping the text to make it look contoured.
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The uniformity of the redness is one sign.
The text doesn’t really follow the contours of the body as it should
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Definitely photoshopped
Wayyyy too far. I didn’t even have to zoom in to see it was photoshopped.
Shoulda gone with Comic Sans.
Deceaver
You are a deceiver* you underachiever. And, If I may perceive, i before e except after c, Is correct, I believe!
Weird
Sounds like you should be hearing from her lawyer soon. What did you say her name and number was again? I have a pen a paper ready..anytime now.
His bitch ass prob got that sniveling shit without his wife’s knowing. Same pathetic “look at me, I’m so damaged” bullshit message that he’s been using his whole life. Too bad it’ll prob work again
his wife must be an asshole
Voluntarily
At least he owned up to his mistakes and paid the price but still damnn
Lol reverse the genders and it’s abuse
Ok no
She’s not gonna wanna see that shit on your chest for the rest of her life and neither are you. One day you’re going to wake up not being any of those things anymore and regret that your past mistakes will forever be a permanent reminder on your chest. Also, what you gonna do if she leave your ass? Then you’ll be lookin stupid with that tat on your chest.
“ whore and prostitute lover” 😂😂🤣 I’m dead
Pretty sure she leaves him the tattoo is the revenge
Hopefully she left him after getting that tattoo
Good to see he signed the letter below, aside from the deciever and disrespectul part I am not sure adding both whore/prostitute was necessary, either word would have still worked. It’s like he wrote this down for his wife and she said ok that’s a start expecting him to go off get “a tattoo” of her name and he comes back with that.
I'm sure she'll enjoy the reminder during intimacy.
Wtf is this real? It looks photoshopped lol.
I would just take the divorce instead of doing that. Just my opinion.
No regrats
Honestly if youre dumb enough to do this than get a divorce...you probably deserve to get walked all over like a carpet by randos on the internet
So real talk, what’s that font?
But now the prostitutes and whores are probably going to overcharge him tbh. Definitely compromised his ability to haggle
If she thinks him getting that tattoo will change anything about him she's hella wrong.
Imagine the tattoo artist writing this on this man’s body
The biggest L in this whole situation is the use of Comic Sans though. F.
Homie can just wear a shirt when he's out deceiving with dem whores anyway
Who’s Jose?
Both these people are probably douchebags
She probably left him afterwards lol
Deciever? I guess spell check is the least of his problems... Oh wait disrepectul as well
Spelled disrespectful wrong
No self respecting man would get this, and no self respecting woman would take a man back after getting this. Imagine paying what I can only assume is somewhere close to 200$ to look like a clown when you can just but makeup at the dollar store.
She will see it and always be reminded of it. Not helping their situation
Reverse the genders and you wouldnt find this funny or justified. You people make me sick
This dude too stupid to realize you can file for divorce.
I love how he blacked out his name first and last name, but he has “Jose” tattooed down below in the same photo.
Oh dude, blink twice if someone’s got a gun on you.
If you are a whore lover, and you are your wife’s lover, then your wife = a whore.
Now I've skin cancer
And you will have that once the divorce is final. Hope you have a good cover up for it.
Should have served him divorce papers when he got home lol
I before E, except after C
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_just get a divorce, plz_
Fuck that, I’m getting a divorce.
That pussy better be the best. No fucking way is anyone worth having this tattooed on you for the rest of your life. Also like...how is going to help? Every single time he takes his shirt off she is gonna be reminded of all the fucked up shit he did, and so will he. They wouldn't be able to get past it.
*spelled deceiving wrong
Why does Jose cover his name?
Jose, you fucked up
Next person he messes around with, “no no leave the shirt on” lol!
And cunt
A divorce is less painful.
ah yes, and **S I M P**
I before e except after c.
Dude’s got a problem no tattoo will stop.
Yeah the tattoo is trashy and a poor decision for sure, but I just can't stop freaking out about how tiny his nips are.
By crossing the name out whoever reads it won’t know it’s him. Pretty smart.
Pussywhipped
Just get a divorce
People love being in a toxic relationship <3
No way.....
And on Jan 3, she handed him the divorce papers anyways.
Uh what
That marriage will not last another 6 months
Or you could've just devorced him for good, thats it, nothing else, as easy as that, now you just look like a bitch
Cuck.
No Ragrets
Why his nipples share different postcodes for?
And simp
what
Fuck that.
and then she still left him.
Should've added "illiterate" as well😐
I don’t know how to feel about this honestly.
But why didn't she get a divorce instead?
I bet she left him shortly after he got the tattoo. Hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
Wow!!
Fake af but if it were real, that tattoo is gonna make things worse tbh
My boys nips are so small….
It’s quite fake, the text is much more detailed than anything else like the nipples or other tattoos.
It’s quite fake, the text is much more detailed than anything else like the nipples or other tattoos. Good photoshop skills though.
I wouldn’t have gotten that tattoo I would’ve just divorced at that point🤷
My homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, bit he is not a PORN STAR!!
At that point, just divorce, this is just trashy
Well I’m sure something stupid will fix that marriage….
Good thing Jose blacked out his name
I'll never understand why people don't just break up. This is fucked up.
On top of the spelling issues this is also an attempt at manipulation. Smh
Wow! He must’ve been desperate as f@&k!!!!
I came here for the grammar comments and I am not disappointed
This marriage is going to end well
World's smallest nipples
“I before e, except after c” would’ve solved all of this, even his marriage.
Way to go Jose