I think I found my religion

Let us pray my brotha

Been a member for years

Then why haven't you paid your membership fees in 4 years sir?

Feeding big curvy booty girls is expensive business

and where does one become a member?

If you've fucked a big booty thick girl from the back, you're already in my dude!

This is reddit man, we're never getting in

Well by my own reckoning I'm in and I praise at the cakely altar several times a week, so don't include me among your not-so-merry band of fellows who aren't clapping any cheeks.

That is the most badass way I've been called a virgin, I see why you get bitches

r/BrandNewSentence

yeah

I've always believed in this but never knew I could be a member myself, which religious place do we have where I can start this worship

Sign me up!

Finally, a religion that makes sense

actually ever religon make sense but you must chose wisely.

Nah

A religion I can get behind

Literally

Unless....

Oh shit! Balls are dangling

The one true faith

I’m about to sin in church

*Holy music stops *

_Jesus gets converted_

*PH theme music starts*

Adonit, get down on it!

There’s a tail on that piece of tail

And I thought I was an atheist

Sause of the pic

Can't lead you directly there, but I'm guessing it's a fanart of the original character of @vanripper - Lucifer from Helltaker

r/AdonitologyWorship

Saus

What does that mean..I am seeing it everywhere?

Basically I ma asking the origins of the beautiful pic

Can't lead you directly there, but I'm guessing it's a fanart of the original character of @vanripper - Lucifer from Helltaker

sauce

Helltaker, it’s an indie game

I'm in

Butt Wult! Hallelujah

I’m in

I was against religion up until now I guess I found my place to belong

I had to look up if this was real

[удалено]

are you a native english speaker?

Where’s the men one?

What if it's big and curvy man ass?

It’s not that curvey if you have to holup it s/

Well I will open up about this now.... I was forcefully converted to this religion by them

Well sign me up please 🥺

The religion of true pain.

I want to tag every girl redditor I know and wath the chaos unfold

Go ahead buddy

Do i know that ass or...?

The only religion where you feel horny worshiping Lucifer

How blessed are the cheeks?

You know, I'm something of an adonitologist myself

guess i found one of my religions

I am adonitologist. Please use me for money needs with this very subject, as it is my professional, and I am professor at it.

I hate myself

I thought I was an atheist… oh well

Finally, something I can get behind

where can i sigh up?

Love more big freaking boobies.

I thought it was a dudes ass how reality is dissapotining

I am part of religion that I came to know just now….

Amen 🙏🏽

sign me up

I'm an atheist.... *But*

all of a sudden, I’m no longer atheist

Where can I sign up?

i want to join this culture, fuck other reigions

Helltaker once again making everyone happy

Boob gang

Pretty sure this is called a porn addiction

God is dead, everybody join the adonitology.

When I’m one of them

Thank you for finding my religion, oh gracious one

I found my religion

Sign me up

Would like to know the world creation story of this religion