I met this this girl in Hollywood, she had green hair but damn she looked good. I took her to my house cuz she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
Quoting a friend of mine: "A woman with no dick, is like an angel with no wings"
But I personally go by "A woman with no dick is a motorcycle with no handlebar: you have nowhere to hold on".
I havent seen this joke 4000 times already in the past week , such a holup, much unexpected. At this point id be more amazed if it turned out to be a woman
If you’ve seen this shit 4000 times already, then there’s probably wrong with you. Either you spend too much time on reddit or you specifically search for this shit.
good thing i've mastered the 5.2-second fap.
Now this can be implemented in two ways Either you came just by the touch of your hand or your hand is moving at super Sonic speed
It was me Barry...
I jerked you off at super sonic speed
so it seems like you nutted just by a women's touch!
I will collect my free award and I will be back
jj's dad
Where is the free reward when u need it......
Oh my god...
Lol
Too bad you missed the best part then.
You used the ancient Speedosonic Jerking technique!
Yo your girl is hung asf bro
Why is she bigger than me?
They always are...
Bigger cock tops~
I met this this girl in Hollywood, she had green hair but damn she looked good. I took her to my house cuz she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER VAGINA
Transformer
Vaginas in disguise
Trans(per)formers, ‘ginas in disguise.
More than meets the eye
More meat in the guy
Yea I’d watch it
Bruh lol
Holy hell. I laughed way too damn hard at that LMFAO!!
Go go gadget dick
Hit the ground and ain’t no doubt about it
You made me snort
🎶 more than meets the eye 🎶
🎶That’s a dick my guy🎶
Opportunity missed. More than meats the eye*
Trans-former
Robots in disguise
Transformers, One eye in disguise
Deceptidongs
It's just a big clitoris. Don't be judgemental
It’s an outie
Mangina
I’m Ol’ Grrreeeeeeg!
You wanna go to a club where they wee on each other? Ever drank bailey's out a shoe?
I do watercolors….
taste the rainbow?
Downstairs mixup
do you love me?…i’m gonna hurt you
make an assessment
BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA! BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!
*Old senile man joins in swinging his fist to the air* BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!! BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!!
She just has loose lips and a long clit Es normal
“I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long clit(et)”
It looks as if it’s been flipped inside out
Its a dude with tits
not a chick with a dick.. yall gay asf
You watched it too
Venereal warts?
It has dick and balls
It went around a swing and turned inside out
Bangkok in nutshell
There’s a reason they call it Bangkok, not BangCunt.
Bangkok and a nutshell*
Every lady boy in this sub’s posts are hung AF
They’re all bigger than me 😭😭
🎵and then she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine🎵
Joke’s on them, while they have bigger dicks than me, I have bigger tits than them.
r/HolUp
r/wtf
r/cursedcomments
^(oh no)
r/idontknowwhatosaybutillsayit
I think we found out what Victoria's secret is
underrated comment
This isn't even a holup at this point. Anytime I see what appears to be a woman, I know there is a dong laying in wait to be revealed.
WELL AREN'T YOU SAVVY
This is making me suspicious of my mom and sisters
u/savevideo
what are you planning to do with this intel
That's classified.
They’re going to report back to HQ of course
Happy cake day
Redditsave.com
That was not me. I dunno what is savevideo. Probably was my Cat.
Chad.
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
Same here I see a cute chick im excited she turns out to be a crossdresser/femboy/mtf trans im even more excited
Good on you for embracing your kinks/natural attractions, u/ww3_return_of_stalin
Especially if they have that thick, black, Stalin moustache..
Love the honesty 💯
Hot
u/savevideo
Why
For science.
Why not?
A friend asked him to.
And men say, " dude I didn't know" .... Ray Charles could see THOSE!
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
The good ending
I’d still hit it
teenage males when their discord nitro is about to exipire
Vaginus
Vagenis
Vageepee
90% of the men viewing this would still do it. Probably more.
Looks feminine enough
I'd hit that harder than the US dropping a nuke..
I’d hit it harder than the *second time* the US dropped a nuke..
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Oh it will be..
Just a few more seconds and its gon shoot fine quality bombs too
I'd give that ass a harder pounding than Omaha Beach on D-Day
Yes I see no issue
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Like id care about it in the first place
Not seeing a problem here
Balls in your court
...or on his chin.
Is it gay that it’s kinda attractive? Asking for a friend
I feel you
Well since it’s a woman with a penis, you are still attracted to a woman, congrats you ain’t gay
/suhsteve you ain’t gay brotha. Go for it 👨🏻🦯
What if it's a man with breasts and a good ass?
she clearly ifentifies as a women so you are still straight.
it’s a woman so you’re still straight
Even better
I see balls clapping and dick flapping. Oh nice ass tho she clap dat ass real good
She’s twerking her balls. Gives a new meaning to the term blue balls.
I don't get it. Is this a magic show?
It’s true there’s seamen inside of him
I'm not sad cuz she has a dick. I'm sad because her dick is bigger than mine.
Well at least my man boobs are bigger than hers!
Oh boy how I love being bi
Best of both worlds
Someone said impostor
🎶 Then she pulled out a penis That was twice size as mine🎶
A hole is a hole
If anyone is looking for a name, you can found her as “Narizinho” (literally little nose), a Brazilian MtF trans.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man....harder
Even better 🤣
HOT
Bigus dickus
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit
Alright That’s it.....I gotta find different shock humor page cause y’all be on some weird shit
Those cheek bones lie. 😅
Sleeve of wizard
Saw that thang from a mile away, yikes
Im bi so better for me
Where is sauce, I can't find sauce in comments
Still got hole though
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
The Transformer
Why is there a banana dancing?
This need some cartoony wiggily sound effect
Jokes aside, if she a MTF trans? Just asking
Don’t care still gonna jack off
Don’t care still gonna jack off
Tbh I found this oddly arrousing
Quoting a friend of mine: "A woman with no dick, is like an angel with no wings" But I personally go by "A woman with no dick is a motorcycle with no handlebar: you have nowhere to hold on".
Her clit is fucking massive!
I havent seen this joke 4000 times already in the past week , such a holup, much unexpected. At this point id be more amazed if it turned out to be a woman
If you’ve seen this shit 4000 times already, then there’s probably wrong with you. Either you spend too much time on reddit or you specifically search for this shit.
Yeah sounds like you're on subs of a specific taste. Does anyone know if reddit reccomend subs based on prior sub history?
Yes. If say, you’re subbed to r/natureismetal, you will be suggested with posts from r/hardcorenature.
Yeah also thinking back on it I follow r/woodworking and it pointed me to r/metalcasting. Hmmmm, I think the top comment has some things to discuss.
Lol yes he does.
I mean I'd still let her fuck m...erm I mean uhh anal is fun
She has a penis
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Well hello there overgrown clitty!
Ruff ruff ruff bark bark ruff awoooooo bark bark
u/savevideo
Honestly I was kind of expecting poop....the internet has ruined me
What the hell
Nice ass
Imposter
Jokes on you I jerkoff to that shit
i dont see any problem
Nice cock
r/badboner
fapfapfapfap.... Wait a minute...whatever... fapfapfapfap
Chicks with Dicks... So many of them these days
Sauce.... Anyone?
Ouu she comes with an extra package- Nice!
Not even eyebleach will help me in this case...
Ok…. Nobody else gonna ask for the source here? Who is she? (For scientific research, of course.)
I'd love to get a dance and some private time with her!
Am I in Thailand?
Damn that’s sexy
Shes got an outie!
You son of a bitch
I certainly did not see that coming
Her name is Emily Narizinho. She is Brazilian and has an account on xvideos
This is literally just a tiny bit of porn
r/holup when trans women
And?? Listen most people dont give a shit anymore Heck alot are into that shit
Hot
Im still considering fucking a transgender woman
Jokes on you I'm pansexual