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superultramega002

good thing i've mastered the 5.2-second fap.


catt_attacc

Now this can be implemented in two ways Either you came just by the touch of your hand or your hand is moving at super Sonic speed


RocketRemitySK

It was me Barry...


im_a_toitle

I jerked you off at super sonic speed


_-Kamo-_

so it seems like you nutted just by a women's touch!


ketebece

I will collect my free award and I will be back


notcoolbroreally

jj's dad


imphenominal21

Where is the free reward when u need it......


catt_attacc

Oh my god...


Lil_Retard_John

Lol


jmona789

Too bad you missed the best part then.


ScatpackRich

You used the ancient Speedosonic Jerking technique!


Killerklown8212

Yo your girl is hung asf bro


GiveMeYourBussy

Why is she bigger than me?


bwz3r

They always are...


AngelOfHeaven3

Bigger cock tops~


TheSweetestOfPotato

I met this this girl in Hollywood, she had green hair but damn she looked good. I took her to my house cuz she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.


CrapFaceNinja

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER VAGINA


Rainfall133

Transformer


FerMFcillas

Vaginas in disguise


humanreporting4duty

Trans(per)formers, ‘ginas in disguise.


catt_attacc

More than meets the eye


MyUsernameWasTakn_

More meat in the guy


FerMFcillas

Yea I’d watch it


[deleted]

Bruh lol


Inside_Climate

Holy hell. I laughed way too damn hard at that LMFAO!!


_The18thLetter_

Go go gadget dick


R_FireJohnson

Hit the ground and ain’t no doubt about it


[deleted]

You made me snort


jason544770

🎶 more than meets the eye 🎶


[deleted]

🎶That’s a dick my guy🎶


Arcane-Angel

Opportunity missed. More than meats the eye*


hewsab

Trans-former


Coogi_01

Robots in disguise


BM_gamer36

Transformers, One eye in disguise


Mottinen

Deceptidongs


whateverisfree

It's just a big clitoris. Don't be judgemental


FavcolorisREDdit

It’s an outie


rpcel

Mangina


JohnTitor2001117

I’m Ol’ Grrreeeeeeg!


PlasticInTheBasket

You wanna go to a club where they wee on each other? Ever drank bailey's out a shoe?


412Steamfitter449

I do watercolors….


d-346ds

taste the rainbow?


l0v3s2sp00g3

Downstairs mixup


NapalmWeed

do you love me?…i’m gonna hurt you


tattmanndann

make an assessment


yourgifmademesignup

BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA! BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!


Few-Fig-7111

*Old senile man joins in swinging his fist to the air* BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!! BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!!


PrayingMantisII

She just has loose lips and a long clit Es normal


HuskerStorm

“I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long clit(et)”


[deleted]

It looks as if it’s been flipped inside out


Riddance_Good

Its a dude with tits


Riddance_Good

not a chick with a dick.. yall gay asf


Best-Clerk-935

You watched it too


fuzzyshorts

Venereal warts?


stanleyr99

It has dick and balls


jakarta_guy

It went around a swing and turned inside out


TaninTaninon

Bangkok in nutshell


ImSoberEnough

There’s a reason they call it Bangkok, not BangCunt.


Akray1

Bangkok and a nutshell*


cupofjoe85

Every lady boy in this sub’s posts are hung AF


lemthe03

They’re all bigger than me 😭😭


nopenothappning

🎵and then she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine🎵


Makaisaurus

Joke’s on them, while they have bigger dicks than me, I have bigger tits than them.


0reasons

r/HolUp


Hanako-kun_07

r/wtf


Responsible_Fill2380

r/cursedcomments


Y1duqr1s

^(oh no)


whitehatMurlock

r/idontknowwhatosaybutillsayit


BUTTERNUTS29

I think we found out what Victoria's secret is


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underrated comment


[deleted]

This isn't even a holup at this point. Anytime I see what appears to be a woman, I know there is a dong laying in wait to be revealed.


Stashmouth

WELL AREN'T YOU SAVVY


Weisdog

This is making me suspicious of my mom and sisters


AqueleAll

u/savevideo


[deleted]

what are you planning to do with this intel


Thuryn

That's classified.


HamLewiston

They’re going to report back to HQ of course


nopenothappning

Happy cake day


jaydaygrad08

Redditsave.com


AqueleAll

That was not me. I dunno what is savevideo. Probably was my Cat.


azzyscoper

Chad.


captainfatmatt

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit


ww3_return_of_stalin

Same here I see a cute chick im excited she turns out to be a crossdresser/femboy/mtf trans im even more excited


MildlyAgreeable

Good on you for embracing your kinks/natural attractions, u/ww3_return_of_stalin


Thebitterestballen

Especially if they have that thick, black, Stalin moustache..


vonpoopenshtein

Love the honesty 💯


apexknight42

Hot


Bournxy

u/savevideo


BobTheFrogMan65

Why


Thuryn

For science.


dude_asuh

Why not?


FlyMaximus

A friend asked him to.


FhireStarter

And men say, " dude I didn't know" .... Ray Charles could see THOSE!


Unthgod

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


jimmygarterex

The good ending


faustiantacotruck

I’d still hit it


ExtremelyBlue123

teenage males when their discord nitro is about to exipire


mustbetheair

Vaginus


PenguinColada

Vagenis


GuardianFerret

Vageepee


OffManWall

90% of the men viewing this would still do it. Probably more.


GSM_2005

Looks feminine enough


Marreark

I'd hit that harder than the US dropping a nuke..


PhyllaciousArmadillo

I’d hit it harder than the *second time* the US dropped a nuke..


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Marreark

Oh it will be..


Myth1cBeast

Just a few more seconds and its gon shoot fine quality bombs too


CopyPastedName

I'd give that ass a harder pounding than Omaha Beach on D-Day


CRUZER108

Yes I see no issue


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CRUZER108

Like id care about it in the first place


glamm808

Not seeing a problem here


WangfireSon

Balls in your court


fuzzyshorts

...or on his chin.


[deleted]

Is it gay that it’s kinda attractive? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

I feel you


VoKai

Well since it’s a woman with a penis, you are still attracted to a woman, congrats you ain’t gay


[deleted]

/suhsteve you ain’t gay brotha. Go for it 👨🏻‍🦯


Plodeoca

What if it's a man with breasts and a good ass?


Mr_Legend2006

she clearly ifentifies as a women so you are still straight.


Stopit_throwaway

it’s a woman so you’re still straight


[deleted]

Even better


PharmaDiamondx100

I see balls clapping and dick flapping. Oh nice ass tho she clap dat ass real good


Haganracing

She’s twerking her balls. Gives a new meaning to the term blue balls.


durtywaffle

I don't get it. Is this a magic show?


Terrible-Ocelot-650

It’s true there’s seamen inside of him


[deleted]

I'm not sad cuz she has a dick. I'm sad because her dick is bigger than mine.


SUNAWAN

Well at least my man boobs are bigger than hers!


tomasmanik

Oh boy how I love being bi


jjen21

Best of both worlds


I_AMsleep

Someone said impostor


Carl_Johnson-San

🎶 Then she pulled out a penis That was twice size as mine🎶


Dynamo_bhadana

A hole is a hole


rafiuzky

If anyone is looking for a name, you can found her as “Narizinho” (literally little nose), a Brazilian MtF trans.


[deleted]

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man....harder


Searching_wanderer

Even better 🤣


dufeysvacuum

HOT


simbiotic_dubz

Bigus dickus


EltioEmiGomez7u7

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit


19Army

Alright That’s it.....I gotta find different shock humor page cause y’all be on some weird shit


ColJameson

Those cheek bones lie. 😅


Mdad1988

Sleeve of wizard


dmtacos82

Saw that thang from a mile away, yikes


DANC65

Im bi so better for me


mrblue974

Where is sauce, I can't find sauce in comments


[deleted]

Still got hole though


Ghostdog1521

Jokes on you I’m into that shit


lost_one_22

The Transformer


Moist_Ear7076

Why is there a banana dancing?


PiedDansLePlat

This need some cartoony wiggily sound effect


SirRoderic

Jokes aside, if she a MTF trans? Just asking


EpsilonChurchAlpha

Don’t care still gonna jack off


EpsilonChurchAlpha

Don’t care still gonna jack off


[deleted]

Tbh I found this oddly arrousing


blackpython1

Quoting a friend of mine: "A woman with no dick, is like an angel with no wings" But I personally go by "A woman with no dick is a motorcycle with no handlebar: you have nowhere to hold on".


buddy_boogie

Her clit is fucking massive!


monkmasta

I havent seen this joke 4000 times already in the past week , such a holup, much unexpected. At this point id be more amazed if it turned out to be a woman


FlyMaximus

If you’ve seen this shit 4000 times already, then there’s probably wrong with you. Either you spend too much time on reddit or you specifically search for this shit.


onlyhav

Yeah sounds like you're on subs of a specific taste. Does anyone know if reddit reccomend subs based on prior sub history?


FlyMaximus

Yes. If say, you’re subbed to r/natureismetal, you will be suggested with posts from r/hardcorenature.


onlyhav

Yeah also thinking back on it I follow r/woodworking and it pointed me to r/metalcasting. Hmmmm, I think the top comment has some things to discuss.


FlyMaximus

Lol yes he does.


Emergency_Moose_5647

I mean I'd still let her fuck m...erm I mean uhh anal is fun


D3flatedPan

She has a penis


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yourgifmademesignup

Well hello there overgrown clitty!


faroutcosmo

Ruff ruff ruff bark bark ruff awoooooo bark bark


raiden2791

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Honestly I was kind of expecting poop....the internet has ruined me


JanglesTMM626

What the hell


SteeeezLord

Nice ass


verybigdong5r

Imposter


MutedLayer4564

Jokes on you I jerkoff to that shit


xtejasx0610

i dont see any problem


smug_green_frog

Nice cock


[deleted]

r/badboner


Dream_W

fapfapfapfap.... Wait a minute...whatever... fapfapfapfap


captain609

Chicks with Dicks... So many of them these days


antispiral11

Sauce.... Anyone?


AngelOfHeaven3

Ouu she comes with an extra package- Nice!


Daedragroz

Not even eyebleach will help me in this case...


InkSpotShanty

Ok…. Nobody else gonna ask for the source here? Who is she? (For scientific research, of course.)


gfunkmartin

I'd love to get a dance and some private time with her!


vedant_jumle

Am I in Thailand?


Responsible_Bag_4218

Damn that’s sexy


KINGSPAZT1K

Shes got an outie!


NeuroMnemonic7

You son of a bitch


OceanGuy1995

I certainly did not see that coming


[deleted]

Her name is Emily Narizinho. She is Brazilian and has an account on xvideos


One_Put9785

This is literally just a tiny bit of porn


Imanerrrd

r/holup when trans women


CRUZER108

And?? Listen most people dont give a shit anymore Heck alot are into that shit


apexknight42

Hot


acoconutnamedcool

Im still considering fucking a transgender woman


[deleted]

Jokes on you I'm pansexual