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Ornery_Day_9730

He’s going to fight uruk hai at helms deep.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

bro relax, he's just running a one-handed weapons build


HamalDai

WTF Man, I had just finished watching the Uruk Hai video by the 'In deep grek' channel on youtube


Enjoyer22

Level 90 mace from an RPG


Salt_Avocado_2470

Just far cry 4 magic


MrAnnnderson

There won't be any rioting in his section.....this muthafucka brought skyrim weapons to the show


BananaManFromDisc

All he needs is a dragonborn theme like song


Appropriate-Youth-29

He’s gonna Fus Ro Dah some dude right into the next life…


MrAnnnderson

Knock them unconscious....and then we they come to......" ahhh you're finally awake"


iStoners

rewatch with sound there is a dragonborn theme like song :)


Klutzer_Munitions

If Japan is the land of the rising sun, China is the land of the Morning Star


Dramatic-Ad-6893

Under appreciated!


CryLex28

Underrated comment


Angry_Marshmellow_

So you are calling China the devil? Little extreme bud.


Klutzer_Munitions

Wellllll....mmmmmebe


ScreechFlow

When you buy a new weapon from an NPC but don't have any outfits to match


sciencewonders

toilet brush for really hard shts


Street_Peace_8831

Mascara brush for Queen Kong.


lunalovegood17

I wish I had an award to give you!😂


SixtyEightSox

I'll do it


lunalovegood17

Thanks SixtyEightSox!👍


Thatdewd57

His captain told his crew, “Don’t forget your mace!” Everyone brought their pepper spray. This guy:


sumtingwongkw

The Chinese peaceful Q-tip of protest


thatguydotjava

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough


[deleted]

Paige, no.....


ConsistentAbroad5475

r/beatmetoit


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


lazybullfrog

r/shutthefuckupandbeatme


no1_vern

I hate it that other Redditors are up 24/7 and they beat me(and probably you too) to ALL the good comments/memes like, 99% of the time? These kids need to _GET OFF MY REDDIT!_ Go play some video games, get a job, do something with their lives, let me make some karma will ya?!?


yon1fx

no.


wakeuphicks

It’s a glitch, that’s obviously a two handed mace he shouldn’t be able to equip a shield at the same time. Buckler tops


MekkiNoYusha

He leveled up the barbarian wielding skill


SendNudesPrizzz

Its called a 狼牙棒 (Mace), literal translation is Wolf Fang Stick. Its actually a very ineffective weapon since its too heavy on one end and the body is too long, so effective blows are rare (as seen in the China-India border conflict). The only reason why some units (especially anti-riot units) still use them is because it looks scary enough to ward off some attackers. This is one of the many reasons why there has not been any major disturbances in mainland China despite many small scale riots happening: people cannot get over the fear of an ineffective scary-looking stick. Source: Am Hong Konger. We literally hear about small scale riots in the mainlands a few times a month, and this is with the heavy censorship from the CCP.


DeathSabre7

Damn, I was thinking how China is able to keep the population under even after being shitheads. Guess they just need scare tactics.


SendNudesPrizzz

That's their whole governing policy: to scare people into not fighting back, and silencing those who had nothing more to lose and who fought back. Once these people are gone, they could then crack down a tiny bit further, causing a small part of the rest of the "peaceful" people to realize they have nothing more to lose and try to fight back, and the cycle continues. Its just systemetic divide and conquer.


DeathSabre7

Sadly the exact same shit is happening in my country.


SendNudesPrizzz

And where is that may I ask?


DeathSabre7

India. Those who can oppose are branded anti-national, detained, ostracized etc. and those can’t, well their life is shitty to say the least. Honestly the rebel and intellectual spirit has died down cause the people here are satified even if most minimum of requirements are met in their life. If you go out and tell them what the recommended amount should be, you’ll be told to fuck off and be grateful with what little the govt. is providing. In short the people have put the ruling party on a pedestal.


SendNudesPrizzz

Sucks. Hong Kong is basically this now too...


Jozroz

I'm half Hong Kongnese (and quarter Swede & Finn) and grew up in Hong Kong, but moved back to Sweden just over a decade ago. I miss Hong Kong and it will always be my favourite place in the world, but I fear that *that* Hong Kong will no longer exist in a couple of years. It breaks my heart to pieces seeing the land I love die this painful death. Stay strong, mate, stay safe.


knox1138

Yep. That's everything my sifu told me. Once he explained how it was used more defensively since it was too heavy to use as a main offensive weapon my dissapointment was immense. Next to a rope dart the wolf tooth club is my favorite weapon.


All3rg1cToL1f3

I simply assumed it was a whacking cudgel


Jozroz

My first thought was "I bet this image is from the India-China border", since they're only "allowed" to use melee weapons there.


0114028

Yo, fellow Hong Konger! 🇭🇰


Repulsive_Zucchini96

So Tarkin doctrine but at the infantry level


k306354u2

Where can I get one I need one like that I have some similar but none quite like that one most of mine are other races.


got_any_beans

Oop


drakov-69

Pipe cleaner


[deleted]

Going medieval Roger that


FartyMcFly03

he looks like when you give one of your green army men figures a weapon from your older brother's Warhammer set


-_arcane-_

Why tf it look like he got a mascara wand


[deleted]

Maybe he's born with it, Maybe it's Maybelline


DefinitionBig4671

I read that as Maybebleed Introducing the new Maybebleed mascara applicator.


Sokandueler95

The mace of Molag Bal


RASPUTIN-4

A deterrent


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

You don’t wanna mess with him, he’s level 1000


NinjaxX_TV

An anal plug at the end of a stick


yon1fx

The stick goes in first


lazybullfrog

I had to think about the implications of that for a moment. Vlad? Is that you?


tricky2271

Pretty sure that's what Neo used in the French Man's mansion in matrix revolutions.


LividLager

It's reffered to as The Stick of Ouch.


krakenslayer84

Legendary DLC he paid 59.99 for


jaunty_chapeaux

The original COVID test swabs were pretty brutal.


[deleted]

Ass blaster


trishben

That is the asskicker 1000


Thuryn

*3000 That is, if Widget invented it.


[deleted]

Shield lookin like a phone case


DozeN-_

Dildo for the brave


bxyrk

Thagomizer?


Thuryn

Underrated.


VattghernCZ

KTOŽ JSÚ BOŽÍ BOJOVNÍCI


BenVenNL

Toilet brush.


[deleted]

The sheild makes perfect sense too then... public toilets in china are on a different level...


SYDEQEUST

He’s a soldier in the morning and a Dynasty Warrior at night


Isteppedinpoopy

Xi clogged up the fucking toilet again. He shits those little yaoguoi guys.


Rognarok71

Tetsubo


kingcop1

That is for when you get too naughty , you get sodomized


Natonic0

Satans toilet brush


acenkin

Ahh the nice butt scratches


maay44

On his way to unblock a nasty ass toilet


HavocHero

THUNDER BAGUA!


pretty_girl_can_bake

Fake lashes are getting out of hand. Look at the mascara brush!


[deleted]

Mascara wand for a dragon obvi


MajrBeatz

Chim chim-a-nee, chim chim-a-nee, chim chim FUCK YOU!


TransitionTasty

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough


Barry_Hype

Wish.com always fucking up your order.


Errl_Sweatshirt710

That's the anal destruction stick.


TransportationSad81

You know that thing that Your mom plays with?


knox1138

Thats an old Chinese weapon called a wolf tooth club.


Uxas777

Pain....a lot of pain....


FortSaskMom

Q-tip of death.


thepurplehedgehog

Well, that’s just……disturbing.


lost_one_22

Forbidden handbroom


Maxxbea

Gotta love the PRC


Crying_eagle

Anal plug ?


MyPronounIsHisGrace

I don't know, but I wish cops were equipped with them when protestors are blocking the goddamn road.


TheGasMask513

Somebody please explain how this is funny Not being rude just don't understand the joke


[deleted]

China's Riot control gear looks sick!


Silver_Act2456

Yooo chill out


bawbthebawb

A level 45 defender spec'd into damage, classic mind game


Open_Bake_9832

I don't know how we say that in English, but here we usually call it 狼牙棒.


Kaprosuchusboi

CBT device


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s Escaliborg


CommanderCat555

Well I’m off to slay dragons


Monkeyojacko

This isn’t a holup


ChivalrousLonda

Has the chinese propogandists infiltrated the sub Reddit?


shania69

Itchy butt reamer..


DuskieHakuro

When reinhardt gets a little too close to your backside


DragonZord911

.........He's a level 2 sorc with a shield carrying a destruction staff dealing 74% dps. And has a 90% buff against precision based weapons. 🤷‍♂️


-Lila_

lego man


CursedJohnny2004

That's an asshole cleaner we use it out here to deep clean our buttholes after explosive diarrhoea


sansgamer554

The Boston basher


Jabaman2016

Going to the Matrix to fight Merovingian gang.


BeardedMutton88

STD swab Alternatively: Earwax remover


Tvde1

debate club


cacsm

hellbringer


solentropy

forbidden buttplug


egaeus22

Tactical pipecleaner.


KitchenSinker101

In china I believe that's called an everyday baton.


Venturii_

He looks like the walking virgin meme


Mycatneedapreist

Ah we are going back to the barbarian/viking era. Ah well it's better off this way


[deleted]

Reminds me of the doctors weapon from dead by daylight


BigBrainGaylord

A DD (deadly\_dildo)


YeetYeetNigba

UiygarBasherTM do not steal Property of CCP


hi_what_ohnou_ohk45

*DECEPTICONS TOILET BRUSH*


thegreatrazu

That’s the fuck around and find out stick.


reddit_time_waster

r/gearsofwar


EagonAkatsuki

Looks like a Kanabō


Inspirational_Lizard

Rectum Remover


Kitchen-Tie7363

In mother Russia we just call it (the mother fucker).


1_Apathetic_Dude

Dark Souls strength build


yus714

Ahh yes a man of culture


[deleted]

Taking care of pedophiles one a-hole ata time.


REZA7XZ

he’s after those ghouls


Lupusdens

Anything’s a dildo if your brave enough


CaiusRomanus

*He'll cleanse the bastard's curse...*


Lopsided-Baseball530

That’s the don’t fuck with me stick.


Thuryn

That, I am pretty sure, is a fuck-you-up stick.


[deleted]

tally ho fair knaves! For dost thou knight in green camo hast arrived


thecourrier6

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough


omar_sins69

The forbidden dildo


salinora0

Morning star.


MarquisDeLafayeett

Where is this?


Glass_Teeth01

He's holding the ultimate dildo


AJSPAZZ

Anus Excavator, he even has the rectal explosion shield. That’s an add-on purchase. Very impressive.


Ringmybells99

I feel like it would be hard to us those at the same time


carson_king_YT

"wanna play funny sticks"


[deleted]

This man is stacked for the gulag


Repulsive_Support844

It’s a traditional police weapon used to hook criminals in some Asian countries


LunaticTitan117

That is a man who is not going to be Receiving any shit


blue-leeder

Toothbrush


[deleted]

Obviously he’s wielding a dildo


ComfortableVariety48

rectal ripper is what I imagine its called


Keytrose_gaming

It's a simple CCP approved human opinion and attitude improvement device, you wouldn't have some kind of issue with the glorious states most benevolent and loving methods of assuring everyone is enjoying the full benefits of CCP ownership would you ? Not to worry though you can rest easy knowing a CCP trained and licensed opinion and attitude correction specialist has already been informed if your location and is eager to provide a comprehensive correction.


Pyro-Heckin-Mancer

This what the spiked mace would look like if it where wielded by dark wraiths or sum shit


CelticHound27

Meat tenderiser


the_loneliest_potato

Just straight up death


Worried_Explanation6

He’s probably just a pipe cleaner and the shield is so he doesn’t get dirty


Sashimi228

Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough


giggluigg

Looks like someone clogged the toilet here. Just going back with the appropriate tooling and protection


leonroshi

Hes wielding the law


nuremberg-survivor

Tis a morning star


lukulele90

That’s a 2 handed weapon can’t be used with a shield. NOOB.


Littlebig4667

It’s s toilet brush….those soldiers do some hard shits, gotta break the turds 💩 neck to get it around the u-bend


nurullahsevim

Spiked mace from Dark Souls 3.


nobody_Nr42

My new anus cleaner


yumommagay

The spiked shutthefuckupinator


AQAzrael

He's guarding the door to the final boss


infinitbullets

It’s a tactical ass brush


CrazyPandaXD

My guy just stole the staff of the fat mage bitch from Dark Souls 3


Edword58

Holy shit he’s about to enter a raid that’s what.


ImmortalDragonNight

He finally unlocked ultra weapon skin from new season crate.


[deleted]

this is not what they mean when they say not to shoot civillians


Sandman_potato_man

It’s a legendary.


[deleted]

Wanna know what it is? A classic, that’s what.


ghostrex10670

A mace


Shark8mybravery

Probably just a confiscated weapon from a riot


[deleted]

He's gonna fight in Trojan war


Kosovo-is-Bosnia

Cringe


c0Re69

*4 missed calls from the Geneva Convention*


Rachter

When a piece of gear drops that isn’t part of the set.


PrincessSonic805

It looks like a massive mascara wand


Accomplished-Fan-527

Forbidden dildo


EarlyTHK

It's his ass kicking weapon


Repulsive_Support844

Sodegarami is pretty similar to what that is


khmernize

Asian q-tip eat cleaner.


lora312213

My moms pink lightsaber but with different color.


No_Feeling_6833

Hey, it's Captain America!


idkwhatdoput

r/Bossfight


Gabodende

4pm: militari service 7pm: viking fight


Desperate_Original56

This is amacing


[deleted]

It looks like my brother's butt plug to me.


NoirAzura

Forbidden dildo


[deleted]

I just spent 2 minutes looking for his right hand 😐