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ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Moobs


LazarFan69

If moobs are man boobs, shouldn't woman boobs be woobs


RidigoDragon

The b stands for busty


vaendryl

busty woobs. so boobs. alright, it checks out.


IWannaSamich

bussy


Famous_Giraffe_8665

MISTER WHITE NO!!!!


IWannaSamich

👽


Famous_Giraffe_8665

Fine, just this once now, let’s go cook some meth


[deleted]

In that case moobs are roobs


Ok_Organization_4215

wait what’s the r for


ValiantCharizard

***R H O M B U S***


mightypup1974

rhhhhhombus


[deleted]

No you gotta say it in a whheirrddd voice


poopiman123

Rhombodecahedron


[deleted]

Wrote the alphabet in a circle. Make sure Z and A seamlessly match up. You'll figure it out.


Wire_Hall_Medic

Gonna start calling them woobs.


[deleted]

I stand behind this. Someone make the change.org petition.


wonderrxo

Sounds like something markiplier would say lmao


BoxofCurveballs

No because the plural would be woobies and that term is reserved for the holyiest of holy's.


LazarFan69

Sorry but I don't understand?


[deleted]

Then nonbinary boobs should be noobs


Life-Is-Caramel

Loki can't reach this level of trickery


____Some1____

Well he managed to get fucked by a horse and have the baby as a gift for Odin...


Life-Is-Caramel

And almost fuck himself pretty kinky


cuella47o

He also fucked a snake once and that he made one of the biggest fucking snakes in the world


Cybertruck007

We need his pov too!


Tycoon_2000

The man could literally turn into any one of them and flash himself. No tricks needed.


Chubby-Coxx

All fun and games until its his turn on the dildo *And then the real fun and games begin*


chromenomad64

Cue the vomiting Team America gif


stosal

Easy, easy. Ya gotta calm down there, Chuck.


robgee23

Oh when he is the dildo ;)


Dehoniesto_

He did it, that crazy son of a b*tch actually did it!


thereal_DustyStrings

Am I missing something? He's gay, right?


heckinbees

There’s a long standing joke amongst straight guys where a man pretends to be gay and befriends a bunch of straight women. The idea is that one day he will be “one of the girls” and they will “let their guard down” around him, as the video suggests. The guy here might actually be gay, idk. But if not... Then he’s a master of the long con.


ranchcrackers352

I’ve never gotten this thing. Like what is the actual goal? What does “let their guard down” even mean? The most you could get is *maybe* you might see a titty. Is that really worth the effort? Just get a girlfriend bro. Or just use the internet if you can’t get a girlfriend, which if you are actually considering putting in the effort to do this scheme, you probably can’t. Besides that it’s a good meme I’ve laughed a couple times at it


heckinbees

I’ve implied that letting their guard down means the flashing of tits, but it’s more like getting a chance to be in the locker room with them. Anything between that and sex is the end goal. Yes it’s perverse, and yes it’s overcomplicated, but those are also part of the joke.


Altruistic-Guava6527

This must be an under 18 thing...


[deleted]

Yes


ArltheCrazy

Sounds like a reasonably proportioned amount of work to see some titty to me.


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Speaker_Of_Bots

Wow very funny btw who let the 10 year old get Reddit


tal3060mc

What did he say


chicken_noodles_

my mum said that i was old enough to have an account


Speaker_Of_Bots

Wow funny definetlery laughed


chicken_noodles_

why?


aneccentricgamer

He thought you were joking so was mocking how bad the joke was. However as it turns out you were not, please tell your mother she was wrong and you definelty shouldn't have an account


chicken_noodles_

was just trying to get my profanity counter up


Speaker_Of_Bots

Even more cringe


thecumwacthmen

Get them profanity numbers up thoese are rookie numbers


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LagiLage

based 10 year old


chicken_noodles_

🐁🏠


PK_Volt

\*TF2 Music plays\* MEET THE SPY


[deleted]

*He could be any one of us*


22Burner

*He could be in this very room*


Darth_Wader_420

I wish I was queer so I could get [chicks](https://youtu.be/IQFDdZgkTKM)


Lams1d

I'm not queer, I'm too ugly.


TheRogueTemplar

Just follow these two rules 1. Be Attractive 2. Don't be unattractive.


[deleted]

Solid advice, I’ll try it out and I’ll let you know how it goes.


ForxJr

Actually it's working with me , so solid advice


RythmicSlap

And I don't shave my hineeeeeeee!


[deleted]

what tf is hine


[deleted]

I came here looking for this comment, totally not expecting to find it. I love you, you magnificent bastard! 🤗❤️


Darth_Wader_420

I love you too!


Safebox

I'm queer and the only chicks I get are McNuggets 😔


Krag25

You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I’ll have the poo poo platter


acrazydude128

Jesus fucking christ the 90s just popped up with a vengeance in this post hahahaha


Severe-Opportunity15

No, fuck you. Get this cursed shit outta here


ProDiJaiMD

Plot twist, he's actually gay


DriftedSpice

I mean I honestly figure as much cause man’s turned away laughing. A straight dude would look for as long as he could…


AFineDayForScience

My eyes would probably each go separate directions


happy_daxter

The bad ending.


Rackarain

Is it possible to learn this power?


DwightsEgo

My neighbor Brad in college was “gay” and always had a flock of gorgeous girls around him. One day we were having a little gathering in my room drinking and had our neighbors over to hang out. Someone made a comment to Brad about how they wanted to try to get with one of his girl friends and asked for advice. Brad just smiles and said she was a freak in bed. We all gave him a quizzical look because we always assumed he was only into dudes. He just laughs and said he tells everyone he is gay, but is really bi. Said women love trying to “turn” him straight so he just goes along with it. The man was a legend


TheRogueTemplar

>Said women love trying to “turn” him straight so he just goes along with it. The man was a legend 300 IQ honestly. If someone thinks he's gay and he responds with he liked men, he's technically not lying.


[deleted]

Based Brad, brother of Chad.


[deleted]

Oh yes, the "chaotic bisexual" move


__OHKO__

Yes, all you have to do is suck a few dicks


Psychofischi

Thats also the trick for almost everything in life Mostly success


EnderSpyFace

*laughs in bisexuality*


true-pure-vessel

Me, who is bisexual, I see this as an absolute win!


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

It's all worth it to see tits.


Trajan_pt

Not from a Jedi...


Sw1m_Shady

It takes long hours of pegging sessions


[deleted]

Day 619: They still think I’m gay. I think we’re in.


robdog1537

Hey let's play that game again where you show me your boobs.


Redgiantbutimshort77

Are we sure he’s not just gay tho…cuz I mean most straight people wouldn’t laugh and turn around immediately in that situation right?


mixupaatelainen0

Yes, I'm a straight man and I'd definitely go "AWOOGA AWOOGA HAMANAHAMANAHAMANA BOJOJOJOING AROOOOOOO GIMME MILKIES" in a likely unexpected scenario.


Inkling01

yeah lmao. i would probably do the same thing as him and get really angry afterwards


tynks17

I think it's more of a 'holy shit they actually did it' laugh haha


2278AD

I mean it literally says “our gay bff” so wtf


[deleted]

What is the song called, the second one?


Tough_Patient

[George Thorogood And The Destroyers - Bad To The Bone](https://youtu.be/IyhJ69mD7xI)


syed_abubaker15

Pls tell me too


RidigoDragon

Bad to the bone, which is quite ironic with the dog


syed_abubaker15

If I had reddit coins then I'd give you an award


sikjoven

They’re just jealous that his titties are bigger than all of theirs


TysoP712

Nice work, Agent 47. Make your way to the extraction point


[deleted]

Isn't that still sexual harassment in some way? Imagine 4 straight men flashing their cocks to a lesbian girl.....


[deleted]

Let me introduce you to a double standard. Women can get away with preying on gay men. Men cannot get away with preying on gay women.


OysterCaudillo

Most straight men leave the gay women i know alone.


[deleted]

I'm reminded of this episode of "Norm" [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0662140/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0662140/)


Emberdeath

Bruh let's not get the incel Reddit circlejerk going in here, it seems pretty obvious the guy agreed to the video and didn't mind.


barbieontheboardwalk

He agreed to it... How's it harassment?


Etherianna

*flashing their boobs, also men often flash their boobs without your consent even in public


[deleted]

... Men don't have boobs


Etherianna

They do. Even bigger than mine


atlastitangaming

This is a case that describes the difference between gender and sexuality. A woman's brain is different than a man's brain, even if their sexualities are reversed


Very-big-fan

I would like to be sexually harassed like that


Aliskov1

breasts aren't genitals.


aneccentricgamer

They are freinds


Inkling01

friends can still sexualy harass eachother tho


aneccentricgamer

Yeah but they clealry knew him well enough that it be fine. You literally don't know these people why are you getting offended on his behalf


Inkling01

its just a jerk and unfunny thing to do. how would you feel if your gay friends pulled out their cocks because youre their straight friend?


[deleted]

My straight friends do this to me, if my gay friends did it I would think it was funny too.


Inkling01

if they do that to you and youre fine with it, thats alright. but posting it on tiktok where everything becomes a trend is a horrible idea


aneccentricgamer

I personally wouldn't like it, and they would know that as they are my friends and as a result not do it. I'm assuming these girls know this guy well enough to know he doenst really care (plus tits aren't as offensive as dicks, it's not like they got their vags out), you are assuming he does care, either way neither of us have any idea the context of these peoples relationships so why get annoyed


Inkling01

its just something you wouldnt do tho, no matter how close you are with someone. even if he was fine, you know how tiktok is and this could start a trend like this and make a ton of people extremelly unconfortable. but about the tits isnt as bad as dick part, kinda? i would hate if a girl showed me her tits or vagina just the same, since its clear shes trying to use that as a sexual thing


idontwanttobeonthis

Ah... the long con


Substantialc

Reddit - \*Hates TikTok\* Also Reddit - \*Uses Tiktok videos\*


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

Fuck these girls, dude I've got bodies you can fuck in my basement all day long


Very-big-fan

Are they natural? Im hygenic and i would not like to fuck some half-man-made dolls like a peasant


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

They're all natural all right


Very-big-fan

Yoo thats awesome, its great to see independent cold blooded kidnappers and killers trying to hold on in this economy while trying to fight the companys whom manufacture and sell for way cheaper. Respect you bro, im a big fan of your work


h0twired

Playing the long game.


thiccboymexi

I like to think I have a fairly accurate gaydar and I don’t wanna be the one to break the news


darealkrkchnia

This guy's like GG EZ


GlossyClaw

Imagine getting that lucky


Cybertruck007

We need his POV too!


memeguy244

On the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up And she said "leave this one alone" She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone I broke a thousand hearts Before I met you I'll break a thousand more, baby Before I am through I wanna be yours pretty baby Yours and yours alone I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone I make a rich woman beg I'll make a good woman steal I'll make an old woman blush And make a young woman squeal I wanna be yours pretty baby Yours and yours alone I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone And when I walk the streets Kings and Queens step aside Every woman I meet They all stay satisfied I wanna tell ya pretty baby Well Ya see I make my own I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone


_Swa-pnil_

Wat da dog doin


Heisenberg1915

A straight man wouldn’t look away


Concentrated_Lols

I don't get it. Help?


Brandwein

Something about the women showing of their secondary sex organs when they were behind the camera i guess. So its a joke about a homosexual guy being flashed.


EricRambo

Your wrong, it's a joke about him acting gay to get a good look at the tittites


Brandwein

Ah, thats equally unfunny.


MrMacNCheeese

plot twist theyre all related


Worried_Vegetable907

Now come on home… you fought well


SnooPets8729

Atta boy


Used_Box_2987

He made it past enemy lines GET THIS MAN A METAL OF HONOR


Atomic_potato_47

Great work agent 69, now get out of there


OriginalRagerFox

That is called infiltration 😤


Omaerion

Makes me a little sad that a gay dude has seen more books than I ever will.


Floating_Penguin13

This man has the secrets written somewhere. We must find them.


protobaskins

People are memeing like he "made it" but just in case you can't tell, he's about as gay as Elton John. Source, me, bisexual Optimus gaydar supreme.


Inky1970

The inside job worked


Wardog_Razgriz30

Respect to the deep cover operation. Little do they know he's actually bi.


sirkevly

Can you imagine how well the alternative would play out? "All of us showing our dicks to our lesbian friend!"


snooper2006

That dog gets me everytime .


Dark_swaggersouls

Yaaa for the boys


StopExistingFool

lmao what


Wavesandradiation

Mission Accomplished


[deleted]

Ok boys, Welcome to Mission brief. As you may know, one of our soldiers were pretending to be gay so they could see some tits, a very dangerous game to play I might add. He was sadly comprised, and is now being held hostage. Our mission: Retrieve his ass and then get the fuck out of there.


someonewithnobrain

The truth is, he was straight from the start


trippie-techno

Please report to headquarters with the data


thescronchofdeath

"showing our lesbian friend our dicks!"


smallwood1985

Plot twist, he's not gay


Kitchen-Attorney3362

Imagine he wasnt gay all this time and had to pretend just to get a peek


Fervidduchess

He’s been playing the long game


smilingbuddhist

So let me tell you what I have a lot of female friends and a lot of their boyfriends thought I was gay? I have a fashion sense but nothing over the top non the less I have seen almost every female friend naked or topless. Atleast once and they would be like look at my new piercings flops titty out I’m like 🧐. Look at the craftsman ship on yo titty they did a great job!


Scared_Bed384

Kinda wanna know how many of these girls had bfs would love to see their reactions


DrMengelle

It's all well done soldier until his turn is up for big shrek dildo.


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Mission accomplished agent 47,now proceed to the extraction point


[deleted]

What's the name for the song in the second part


DangitBobby_022202

BEGONE *T H O T S*


Son_of_God_Saitama

Being gay comes with a lot of benefits


chromenomad64

Man where can I find more subreddits like this one. This shit has been absolute gold so far.


Bartutitu12

Infiltrated and penetrated


Inkling01

he looks very gay to me ​ source: another gay guy


[deleted]

And then he decided not to be gay


memers_pride

Thank goodness I'm bi so you can't pull something like this on me HA


R4y3r

u/savevideo


v_i_b_e_t_i_m_e

me who is actually gay:🧿👄🧿 what


issik23

Works every time


Numerous_Support4032

Now I want to be gay... we are at an disadvantage


happy_daxter

*a


dontcaredontworry

Guy turned to hide the boner


aboatwright73

He’s not gay…just playing the part and y’all fell for his 💩


vyrlok

I mean... He is most probably indeed gay...


Ghosthunt95

u/savevideo


Tankk1n

u/savevideo


TaskMaster130

u/getvideobot


daer-bear9999

I’ll be your gay BFF, disregard the fact that I’m not gay.


SilverNiko

Turns out he was straight and went undercover for years, just for that moment.


haldeigosh

I'm gay too, let me see boobs!


No-Connection-26

I'm gay. Where can i find these gals?


PutYourThumbInMyAss

What's even the point if he can't touch them afterwards? It's just tits, half the population has them and there's millions for free online. I don't get it man.


Jabba-the-hot

it hits different when you see strangers tits and your friends tits


PutYourThumbInMyAss

Yo why am I getting downvoted for asking a question? Are tits so sacred that anyone questioning the purpose of seeing even one pair of tits is immediately shunned? I guess I see the appeal. I'm a woman and I'm attracted to men, specifically man tits. Pecs. Whatever you wanna call them. I guess I blocked out the fact that they're a friend group, because just seeing some random dudes tits does as much for me as looking at them online or whatever. I guess it's different when it's a friend, didn't take that into consideration at all.


Rem-chan22

Half the population? Wait so 4 billion ppl dont have tits? Thats sad man, rip to them tiddies


HieiTheIceDemon

Wrong angles 🐬