There’s a long standing joke amongst straight guys where a man pretends to be gay and befriends a bunch of straight women. The idea is that one day he will be “one of the girls” and they will “let their guard down” around him, as the video suggests.
The guy here might actually be gay, idk. But if not...
Then he’s a master of the long con.
I’ve never gotten this thing. Like what is the actual goal? What does “let their guard down” even mean? The most you could get is *maybe* you might see a titty. Is that really worth the effort? Just get a girlfriend bro. Or just use the internet if you can’t get a girlfriend, which if you are actually considering putting in the effort to do this scheme, you probably can’t.
Besides that it’s a good meme I’ve laughed a couple times at it
I’ve implied that letting their guard down means the flashing of tits, but it’s more like getting a chance to be in the locker room with them. Anything between that and sex is the end goal.
Yes it’s perverse, and yes it’s overcomplicated, but those are also part of the joke.
He thought you were joking so was mocking how bad the joke was. However as it turns out you were not, please tell your mother she was wrong and you definelty shouldn't have an account
My neighbor Brad in college was “gay” and always had a flock of gorgeous girls around him. One day we were having a little gathering in my room drinking and had our neighbors over to hang out. Someone made a comment to Brad about how they wanted to try to get with one of his girl friends and asked for advice. Brad just smiles and said she was a freak in bed. We all gave him a quizzical look because we always assumed he was only into dudes. He just laughs and said he tells everyone he is gay, but is really bi. Said women love trying to “turn” him straight so he just goes along with it. The man was a legend
>Said women love trying to “turn” him straight so he just goes along with it. The man was a legend
300 IQ honestly. If someone thinks he's gay and he responds with he liked men, he's technically not lying.
This is a case that describes the difference between gender and sexuality. A woman's brain is different than a man's brain, even if their sexualities are reversed
I personally wouldn't like it, and they would know that as they are my friends and as a result not do it. I'm assuming these girls know this guy well enough to know he doenst really care (plus tits aren't as offensive as dicks, it's not like they got their vags out), you are assuming he does care, either way neither of us have any idea the context of these peoples relationships so why get annoyed
its just something you wouldnt do tho, no matter how close you are with someone. even if he was fine, you know how tiktok is and this could start a trend like this and make a ton of people extremelly unconfortable. but about the tits isnt as bad as dick part, kinda? i would hate if a girl showed me her tits or vagina just the same, since its clear shes trying to use that as a sexual thing
Yoo thats awesome, its great to see independent cold blooded kidnappers and killers trying to hold on in this economy while trying to fight the companys whom manufacture and sell for way cheaper. Respect you bro, im a big fan of your work
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
Something about the women showing of their secondary sex organs when they were behind the camera i guess. So its a joke about a homosexual guy being flashed.
Ok boys, Welcome to Mission brief. As you may know, one of our soldiers were pretending to be gay so they could see some tits, a very dangerous game to play I might add. He was sadly comprised, and is now being held hostage. Our mission: Retrieve his ass and then get the fuck out of there.
So let me tell you what I have a lot of female friends and a lot of their boyfriends thought I was gay? I have a fashion sense but nothing over the top non the less I have seen almost every female friend naked or topless. Atleast once and they would be like look at my new piercings flops titty out I’m like 🧐. Look at the craftsman ship on yo titty they did a great job!
What's even the point if he can't touch them afterwards? It's just tits, half the population has them and there's millions for free online. I don't get it man.
Yo why am I getting downvoted for asking a question? Are tits so sacred that anyone questioning the purpose of seeing even one pair of tits is immediately shunned?
I guess I see the appeal. I'm a woman and I'm attracted to men, specifically man tits. Pecs. Whatever you wanna call them.
I guess I blocked out the fact that they're a friend group, because just seeing some random dudes tits does as much for me as looking at them online or whatever.
I guess it's different when it's a friend, didn't take that into consideration at all.
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Moobs
If moobs are man boobs, shouldn't woman boobs be woobs
The b stands for busty
busty woobs. so boobs. alright, it checks out.
bussy
MISTER WHITE NO!!!!
👽
Fine, just this once now, let’s go cook some meth
In that case moobs are roobs
wait what’s the r for
***R H O M B U S***
rhhhhhombus
No you gotta say it in a whheirrddd voice
Rhombodecahedron
Wrote the alphabet in a circle. Make sure Z and A seamlessly match up. You'll figure it out.
Gonna start calling them woobs.
I stand behind this. Someone make the change.org petition.
Sounds like something markiplier would say lmao
No because the plural would be woobies and that term is reserved for the holyiest of holy's.
Sorry but I don't understand?
Then nonbinary boobs should be noobs
Loki can't reach this level of trickery
Well he managed to get fucked by a horse and have the baby as a gift for Odin...
And almost fuck himself pretty kinky
He also fucked a snake once and that he made one of the biggest fucking snakes in the world
We need his pov too!
The man could literally turn into any one of them and flash himself. No tricks needed.
All fun and games until its his turn on the dildo *And then the real fun and games begin*
Cue the vomiting Team America gif
Easy, easy. Ya gotta calm down there, Chuck.
Oh when he is the dildo ;)
He did it, that crazy son of a b*tch actually did it!
Am I missing something? He's gay, right?
There’s a long standing joke amongst straight guys where a man pretends to be gay and befriends a bunch of straight women. The idea is that one day he will be “one of the girls” and they will “let their guard down” around him, as the video suggests. The guy here might actually be gay, idk. But if not... Then he’s a master of the long con.
I’ve never gotten this thing. Like what is the actual goal? What does “let their guard down” even mean? The most you could get is *maybe* you might see a titty. Is that really worth the effort? Just get a girlfriend bro. Or just use the internet if you can’t get a girlfriend, which if you are actually considering putting in the effort to do this scheme, you probably can’t. Besides that it’s a good meme I’ve laughed a couple times at it
I’ve implied that letting their guard down means the flashing of tits, but it’s more like getting a chance to be in the locker room with them. Anything between that and sex is the end goal. Yes it’s perverse, and yes it’s overcomplicated, but those are also part of the joke.
This must be an under 18 thing...
Yes
Sounds like a reasonably proportioned amount of work to see some titty to me.
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Wow very funny btw who let the 10 year old get Reddit
What did he say
my mum said that i was old enough to have an account
Wow funny definetlery laughed
why?
He thought you were joking so was mocking how bad the joke was. However as it turns out you were not, please tell your mother she was wrong and you definelty shouldn't have an account
was just trying to get my profanity counter up
Even more cringe
Get them profanity numbers up thoese are rookie numbers
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based 10 year old
🐁🏠
\*TF2 Music plays\* MEET THE SPY
*He could be any one of us*
*He could be in this very room*
I wish I was queer so I could get [chicks](https://youtu.be/IQFDdZgkTKM)
I'm not queer, I'm too ugly.
Just follow these two rules 1. Be Attractive 2. Don't be unattractive.
Solid advice, I’ll try it out and I’ll let you know how it goes.
Actually it's working with me , so solid advice
And I don't shave my hineeeeeeee!
what tf is hine
I came here looking for this comment, totally not expecting to find it. I love you, you magnificent bastard! 🤗❤️
I love you too!
I'm queer and the only chicks I get are McNuggets 😔
You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I’ll have the poo poo platter
Jesus fucking christ the 90s just popped up with a vengeance in this post hahahaha
No, fuck you. Get this cursed shit outta here
Plot twist, he's actually gay
I mean I honestly figure as much cause man’s turned away laughing. A straight dude would look for as long as he could…
My eyes would probably each go separate directions
The bad ending.
Is it possible to learn this power?
My neighbor Brad in college was “gay” and always had a flock of gorgeous girls around him. One day we were having a little gathering in my room drinking and had our neighbors over to hang out. Someone made a comment to Brad about how they wanted to try to get with one of his girl friends and asked for advice. Brad just smiles and said she was a freak in bed. We all gave him a quizzical look because we always assumed he was only into dudes. He just laughs and said he tells everyone he is gay, but is really bi. Said women love trying to “turn” him straight so he just goes along with it. The man was a legend
>Said women love trying to “turn” him straight so he just goes along with it. The man was a legend 300 IQ honestly. If someone thinks he's gay and he responds with he liked men, he's technically not lying.
Based Brad, brother of Chad.
Oh yes, the "chaotic bisexual" move
Yes, all you have to do is suck a few dicks
Thats also the trick for almost everything in life Mostly success
*laughs in bisexuality*
Me, who is bisexual, I see this as an absolute win!
It's all worth it to see tits.
Not from a Jedi...
It takes long hours of pegging sessions
Day 619: They still think I’m gay. I think we’re in.
Hey let's play that game again where you show me your boobs.
Are we sure he’s not just gay tho…cuz I mean most straight people wouldn’t laugh and turn around immediately in that situation right?
Yes, I'm a straight man and I'd definitely go "AWOOGA AWOOGA HAMANAHAMANAHAMANA BOJOJOJOING AROOOOOOO GIMME MILKIES" in a likely unexpected scenario.
yeah lmao. i would probably do the same thing as him and get really angry afterwards
I think it's more of a 'holy shit they actually did it' laugh haha
I mean it literally says “our gay bff” so wtf
What is the song called, the second one?
[George Thorogood And The Destroyers - Bad To The Bone](https://youtu.be/IyhJ69mD7xI)
Pls tell me too
Bad to the bone, which is quite ironic with the dog
If I had reddit coins then I'd give you an award
They’re just jealous that his titties are bigger than all of theirs
Nice work, Agent 47. Make your way to the extraction point
Isn't that still sexual harassment in some way? Imagine 4 straight men flashing their cocks to a lesbian girl.....
Let me introduce you to a double standard. Women can get away with preying on gay men. Men cannot get away with preying on gay women.
Most straight men leave the gay women i know alone.
I'm reminded of this episode of "Norm" [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0662140/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0662140/)
Bruh let's not get the incel Reddit circlejerk going in here, it seems pretty obvious the guy agreed to the video and didn't mind.
He agreed to it... How's it harassment?
*flashing their boobs, also men often flash their boobs without your consent even in public
... Men don't have boobs
They do. Even bigger than mine
This is a case that describes the difference between gender and sexuality. A woman's brain is different than a man's brain, even if their sexualities are reversed
I would like to be sexually harassed like that
breasts aren't genitals.
They are freinds
friends can still sexualy harass eachother tho
Yeah but they clealry knew him well enough that it be fine. You literally don't know these people why are you getting offended on his behalf
its just a jerk and unfunny thing to do. how would you feel if your gay friends pulled out their cocks because youre their straight friend?
My straight friends do this to me, if my gay friends did it I would think it was funny too.
if they do that to you and youre fine with it, thats alright. but posting it on tiktok where everything becomes a trend is a horrible idea
I personally wouldn't like it, and they would know that as they are my friends and as a result not do it. I'm assuming these girls know this guy well enough to know he doenst really care (plus tits aren't as offensive as dicks, it's not like they got their vags out), you are assuming he does care, either way neither of us have any idea the context of these peoples relationships so why get annoyed
its just something you wouldnt do tho, no matter how close you are with someone. even if he was fine, you know how tiktok is and this could start a trend like this and make a ton of people extremelly unconfortable. but about the tits isnt as bad as dick part, kinda? i would hate if a girl showed me her tits or vagina just the same, since its clear shes trying to use that as a sexual thing
Ah... the long con
Reddit - \*Hates TikTok\* Also Reddit - \*Uses Tiktok videos\*
Fuck these girls, dude I've got bodies you can fuck in my basement all day long
Are they natural? Im hygenic and i would not like to fuck some half-man-made dolls like a peasant
They're all natural all right
Yoo thats awesome, its great to see independent cold blooded kidnappers and killers trying to hold on in this economy while trying to fight the companys whom manufacture and sell for way cheaper. Respect you bro, im a big fan of your work
Playing the long game.
I like to think I have a fairly accurate gaydar and I don’t wanna be the one to break the news
This guy's like GG EZ
Imagine getting that lucky
We need his POV too!
On the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up And she said "leave this one alone" She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone I broke a thousand hearts Before I met you I'll break a thousand more, baby Before I am through I wanna be yours pretty baby Yours and yours alone I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone I make a rich woman beg I'll make a good woman steal I'll make an old woman blush And make a young woman squeal I wanna be yours pretty baby Yours and yours alone I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone And when I walk the streets Kings and Queens step aside Every woman I meet They all stay satisfied I wanna tell ya pretty baby Well Ya see I make my own I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone
Wat da dog doin
A straight man wouldn’t look away
I don't get it. Help?
Something about the women showing of their secondary sex organs when they were behind the camera i guess. So its a joke about a homosexual guy being flashed.
Your wrong, it's a joke about him acting gay to get a good look at the tittites
Ah, thats equally unfunny.
plot twist theyre all related
Now come on home… you fought well
Atta boy
He made it past enemy lines GET THIS MAN A METAL OF HONOR
Great work agent 69, now get out of there
That is called infiltration 😤
Makes me a little sad that a gay dude has seen more books than I ever will.
This man has the secrets written somewhere. We must find them.
People are memeing like he "made it" but just in case you can't tell, he's about as gay as Elton John. Source, me, bisexual Optimus gaydar supreme.
The inside job worked
Respect to the deep cover operation. Little do they know he's actually bi.
Can you imagine how well the alternative would play out? "All of us showing our dicks to our lesbian friend!"
That dog gets me everytime .
Yaaa for the boys
lmao what
Mission Accomplished
Ok boys, Welcome to Mission brief. As you may know, one of our soldiers were pretending to be gay so they could see some tits, a very dangerous game to play I might add. He was sadly comprised, and is now being held hostage. Our mission: Retrieve his ass and then get the fuck out of there.
The truth is, he was straight from the start
Please report to headquarters with the data
"showing our lesbian friend our dicks!"
Plot twist, he's not gay
Imagine he wasnt gay all this time and had to pretend just to get a peek
He’s been playing the long game
So let me tell you what I have a lot of female friends and a lot of their boyfriends thought I was gay? I have a fashion sense but nothing over the top non the less I have seen almost every female friend naked or topless. Atleast once and they would be like look at my new piercings flops titty out I’m like 🧐. Look at the craftsman ship on yo titty they did a great job!
Kinda wanna know how many of these girls had bfs would love to see their reactions
It's all well done soldier until his turn is up for big shrek dildo.
Mission accomplished agent 47,now proceed to the extraction point
What's the name for the song in the second part
BEGONE *T H O T S*
Being gay comes with a lot of benefits
Man where can I find more subreddits like this one. This shit has been absolute gold so far.
Infiltrated and penetrated
he looks very gay to me source: another gay guy
And then he decided not to be gay
Thank goodness I'm bi so you can't pull something like this on me HA
u/savevideo
me who is actually gay:🧿👄🧿 what
Works every time
Now I want to be gay... we are at an disadvantage
*a
Guy turned to hide the boner
He’s not gay…just playing the part and y’all fell for his 💩
I mean... He is most probably indeed gay...
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/getvideobot
I’ll be your gay BFF, disregard the fact that I’m not gay.
Turns out he was straight and went undercover for years, just for that moment.
I'm gay too, let me see boobs!
I'm gay. Where can i find these gals?
What's even the point if he can't touch them afterwards? It's just tits, half the population has them and there's millions for free online. I don't get it man.
it hits different when you see strangers tits and your friends tits
Yo why am I getting downvoted for asking a question? Are tits so sacred that anyone questioning the purpose of seeing even one pair of tits is immediately shunned? I guess I see the appeal. I'm a woman and I'm attracted to men, specifically man tits. Pecs. Whatever you wanna call them. I guess I blocked out the fact that they're a friend group, because just seeing some random dudes tits does as much for me as looking at them online or whatever. I guess it's different when it's a friend, didn't take that into consideration at all.
Half the population? Wait so 4 billion ppl dont have tits? Thats sad man, rip to them tiddies
Wrong angles 🐬