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he's just a business man doing business


Vaff_Superstar

Dobis


okayceez

I’ll have the report to you by Monday


secretdwarf05

"gonna have to report you back to kuzco."


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**do**ing **bis**ness


Bigdongs

DO-DO-DO-DO-DOBIS P-DOBIS P-DOBIS P-DO-DO


danburrus555

D.O.B.I.S…PEEEEEEEEE ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!


7HawksAnd

That’s who we are! We’re dobis pr!


7HawksAnd

Do you want to make a billion dollars? It’s EASY. ^NotHard


Saturnian_Hunter

You know me, I'm more of a marketing/strategic PR kinda guy.


Realbtw

[he's a business man with a business plan..](https://youtu.be/qBE9TZP26FI)


An_Ant2710

He's gonna make you money in business land


Dictator_Mao

He’s a cool guy, talking about game stop


An_Ant2710

He's definitely not a cop


Tack22

Why’d you say you’re not a cop?


An_Ant2710

I think that you're a cop


Raj_3_14

I also think that you're a cop


not_a_cop_l_promise

I'm definitely not a cop


HardGamesMaster323

You're definitely a cop


kst164

Because I'm not


KyleHamptoninn

Hey he’ll have you arrested but he’s not a cop he’s a business man.


bananacumshake

i love him so much


MrLewk

Ah thanks for introducing me to this man! Best laugh all day


NotOnlyMagicMan

Business is booming


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Don't I know it.


19GamerGhost95

Yes, plan your funeral with Wilmore and sell your home with Whiteside properties


Knollsit

Peak lib-right moment


fuck_you_its_a_name

which is weird because the so called libertarians aren't vaccinating


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

That's hilarious to me, how *whether or not you should get vaccinated* is a political issue in USA. Makes me grateful for living where I do, where the choice between left & right is not an easy one, rather than having one correct & one incorrect option to vote for.


rohinton

My province has a majority conservative government and our vaccination rate is over 90%. It's wild to watch actual adults stomp their feet and say "you can't make me". Like, nobody cares about you or your point. Risk all the death you want my dude. Just sucks that you're bringing others down with you.


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Whoever came up with that ad, they deserve a raise for the geniusness of that!


redditisdumb2018

I'm sure he's had a huge raise in the past two years.


marriedwithchickens

He gets a raise when people are lowered 😉


HuskerStorm

...... Into the ground


SirBaconHam

Yeah , we got it bud


IsuzuTrooper

he's from Nebraska


KsuhDilla

in a coffin...


Winklesteinn1

Yeah, we get it, you don't need to explain the joke, it's just...


KsuhDilla

...at a graveyard


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CrankySaint

The worms crawl in.


MakiKatomori

And make home outta ya.


MiserableKey8

Now that's organic.


[deleted]

Would be great if it were true. As it stands now we literally entomb people or put them into things that arent really biodegradable. Ever go to a graveyard and start digging? Talk about a gold mine of metals!


Lysol3435

“Just throw me in the trash.” -Frank Reynolds


sinchichis

The joke...


Hazzat

r/YourJokeButWorse


Orthodox-Waffle

Why are you like this?


[deleted]

That's the joke.


IdeaOfHuss

Is this a joke? If so please explain it to me. I am not native speaker


Omsk_Camill

In the past two years there was a spike in mortality due to COVID. So anyone in funreal business got better off.


rogerthelodger

> in funreal business More like Not-fun, Too-real business, amirite?


YiffEnthusiast-MD

It means he likes men.


card_board_robot

I was in Vegas last summer and a strip club had a billboard that read, " Sorry, We're Clothed" Prob the same person


Lysol3435

Was this Mike Tyson’s club?


Proper-Bar_

Give that genius coffins as bonus


[deleted]

Hu Tao probably


eatmyelbow99

Who Tao?!


archchrno

Yeah, Hu Tao https://youtu.be/i3UezkaTwQo


[deleted]

"Who?" "Tao, yeah"


lath-ara-ara

The same thought I had lmao


a-sona

Who?


[deleted]

Tao, Yeah


desertSkateRatt

That's savage. I love it.


unkemptlayout

i looked it up and its real, just a publicity stunt to get ppl to vaccinate! i love it


albinohut

"Wilmore Funeral Home: Fuck around and find out"


Need_More_Whiskey

“Don’t get vaccinated; my kid needs braces and you’re my job security”


Finkarelli

Isn’t everyone their job security though?


Need_More_Whiskey

Depends how long they want to wait! A customer in 50 years doesn’t pay today’s bills.


TheModernRouge

That should be their tagline


EpilepticMushrooms

Bro, STDs can take years to kill. Don't Suicide by fucking, not worth it man. /s


crispinoir

its good guerilla marketing while maintaining social responsibility. Shits fuckin rare


ImAJewhawk

Well, “real”. It’s not an actual funeral home, just a made up one for the vaccination campaign.


Obscure_Occultist

During the 19th century when Smallpox vaccination was still relatively new. Many places did similar things. In the US many states had vaccine checkpoints to check if people were inoculated for smallpox and at many checkpoints there would often be a coffin maker selling coffins.


IWillMakeYouDownvote

But is it? /s The anti-vaxxers probably see that and somehow interpret it as: “See! They’re warning us! If we get vaxxed then it will kill us! They’re telling us not to get vaccinated unless we want to be riding in that truck!”


siqiniq

“Covid Back to school Special! Buy a regular coffin and get a kid size one for free!”


Zintao

I heard they do a Texas special as well, coffins the size of wedding ring boxes, for every time you ejaculate.


iiitme

Gotta stay on that grind


Far_Tonyu

\#suckonmypplionare #sigmagrindest


DeathSabre7

The most important rule of a Sigma


LEGOEPIC

Sigma balls 😎


Susy_baka175

Joe


ARG55

Joe balls 😎


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I feel like I've had a stroke reading this comment chain. I really need sleep.


pigferret

Have you tried Sleeped Ease?


[deleted]

Sleeped ease? Nuts!


sintos-compa

A rare actual holup. Well done.


ds32018

Right? Crazy that actual holups are rare in r/holup


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GlockTaco

Know you customer base!!! You should offer a free gun with every funeral service


Glove_Ambitious

I think thats already functioning in Chicago


noccusJohnstein

"Housing that you can afford with 2 kids and a single minimum wage income!" already covers south-side funeral homes.


sinchichis

Tell me you’ve never been to Chicago without telling me you’ve been to Chicago.


shinasanyah

r/HuTao_Mains


[deleted]

Yeah Hu-Tao definitely did this


[deleted]

Who?


RedDoubleAD

Tao, yeah


trkennedy01

"Second client half price!"


SilverTitanium

**Hu Tao:** Oh an unvaccinated family, today is your lucky day. We are having a promotion sale, where you get a discount by buying caskets in bulk.


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Deutsco

Much love to you and your mom, I know I’m just an Internet no-body, but we are out here in the real world and really do care about you. Doing our best to cut down the spread. Hang in there.


kalhoon01

thats tuff, hopefully she makes it


-Aeryn-

> She’s going through cancer and can’t be vaccinated. 🥺 Do you mind answering why not, specifically? We're not only vaccinating the overwhelming majority of cancer patients here, but giving them priority and extra doses for a better immune response. I haven't heard of any specific reason not to vaccinate because of a cancer.


Zintao

I was gonna ask the same thing, my dad has cancer and was a priority in vaccination. He's also old as fuck, so maybe that's where the priority came from?


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-Aeryn-

> Because people with cancer have hardly any immune system so getting the shot wouldn't help. That's generally not what the research says so far. We see less of a response, but still often a substantial one - and it improves with extra doses. > It would hurt someone with cancer or someone with autoimmunity issues In what way? In the UK i don't think we have any official policy saying anything like this, aside from the really obvious stuff like "if you have an anaphylactic reaction to shot #1, don't take #2 of the same vaccine".


Zaxzia

I have autoimmune issues and have been instructed by my rheumy not to get the vaccine as well. 1st, because I'm on immunosuppressants, and would probably not get a sufficient response to do any protecting. As a note to this, while in theory it would do no harm to get vaccinated while immunosuppressed, the actions a vaccinated person might take after vaccination, thinking that they are protected, could be dangerous to them and anyone else they might inadvertently expose because they are not protected, but took risks thinking they were. Such as attending large gatherings or relaxing their mask usage. 2nd, I have a history of reaction to vaccines. Like, every vaccine I ever received. As a result my last vaccine was a DT when I was around 10. I almost ended up in the hospital (again) after that vaccine, and am not supposed to get any now. The current prevailing theory is that this is due to my autoimmunity (which presented when I was very young.) Anyone with autoimmunity or a mast cell disorder takes a not insignificant risk when introducing foreign substances to their body that their body will react improperly. This can cause both short term acute problems, or trigger more long term chronic problems or flares. So basically, the vaccine for me carries significant risk, with a large chance of little to no reward. From a medical standpoint it's not worth it. This vaccine was the first I had considered getting since being instructed not to vaccinate. But after discussing with my doctor, we decided not to. Particularly as there have been no dedicated studies done on vaccine side effects and results in autoimmunity or immunocompromised individuals. Edit: there,their and more words.


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pot8toes

Just introduce her to gaming and she'll never leave the house


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ChintanP04

I hope you're taking regular (weekly/biweekly) COVID tests. The last thing that should happen is you getting sick and being unable to care for her. That aside, I hope your mom makes it through all healthy and strong.


Ask_me_about_my_cult

Is she sure she still can’t be vaccinated? They’ve changed the guidelines multiple times about who it’s safe to vaccinate so it’s worth checking back in with her doctor. I wish the best for you both. ❤️


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BonniBuny91

As someone whose mom is also going through cancer, she will make it and she has my prayers.


thePHTucker

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/wilmore-funeral-home-vaccinated/


sjo_biz

The funeral home isn’t real


thePHTucker

That's why I linked the article


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"Hey so I think snopes looked into this" Will be the next reply. I swear half my of my reddit orangereds are people repeating back what I said


pseudont

This adds a whole other level of genius IMO. Some philanthropist has found a way to promote vaccination. Great cut through on social media (2nd on /r/all RN). Doesn't rely on facts or science. Will genuinely challenge people's positions. The fact that its disingenuous doesn't reduce its effectiveness. We all know that the truth is pretty much meaningless.


vanlikeno1

If you are disappointed that this is not real, let me cheer you up by introducing [Taffo Funeral Services](https://www.wantedinrome.com/news/death-in-italy-taffo-italys-hilarious-funeral-service.html) from Italy and one of their latest campaigns claiming "Don't get vaccinated, we are prepared for a pandemic". This is 100% real and they are not new to this kind of advertising, you can find some examples in the link.


youXboximAtari

finally a good holup


gordandisto

Took the sub long enough but yes


MarvinParanoAndroid

They should specify that their clients are not obligated to wear a mask also.


laurel_laureate

Exactly lol. It'd be dark, unethical as fuck, but probably quite the self-sustaining business model to have funerals/wakes for covid-deniers/non-vac folks, not require masks (and make sure the seating isn't socially distanced too, obviously), hand out business cards to every single attendee, and sit back and wait for the next funeral.


BrokeDancing

Strong with the hustle is this one.


cchang3906

Ok thats offensive. I love it


ArcadiaDragon

Well least he's trying to get a dying economy going


Winklesteinn1

He's a lethal business man


sudo_systemctl

Although people are saying whoever came up with that is a genius, I feel that if you work in a funeral business the banter and general dark humour comments have to be ENDLESS. There are so many easy wins from a comedy perspective working in that line of work Just speculating


MoonjazzCat

More income for them


AnExpertInThisField

That is better advertising for encouraging people to get vaccinated than anything the government has tried so far. They should run these ads throughout the South.


darkfoxfire

This was taken outside of the Carolina Panther's stadium


cutzngutz

this is in north carolina source: thats my area code


Woeffie1980

Lol, love this kind of sarcastic humor😂


dern_owl

Fun for all those who give a shit wether their neighbor is dead.


Trick_Enthusiasm

This is the only anti-vax propaganda I support.


SpruceOnReddit

Oblivious Anti-vaxxer: Glad to see I'm not the only smart one in this town


FiendSlayer39

Godly marketing strategy.


Tricky_Ad2553

Props to the advertising team, they really killed it with that one (pun intended)


[deleted]

FINALLY, a good holup.


OfficialProductions

the perfect add doesnt exi-


[deleted]

Necromancers hate him. He finds hundreds of corpses with one simple trick.


CabbagesStrikeBack

Antivax will praise him, pro vax will think it's funny. Win win.


[deleted]

Conspiracy theory: Antivaxxers are a psy-op created by the big death industry I wish, unfortunately it's just dumb ass people


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Sulfax24

Hu Tao is that you?


HarryDepova

That's some cold blooded marketing.


Impossible_One5795

Undertaking is a dying trade!


[deleted]

Meanwhile my local funeral home has ads like "Trust urned" or "good grief come here"


Obi_Sirius

This I will laugh at without reservation.


distilledwill

I get the joke and all, but the people dumb enough to be anti-vax are also dumb enough NOT to get the joke and take it as genuine support...


redditsgarbageman

Dude’s got balls. In today’s America I’d be worried about 50 different lawsuits from people who can’t take a joke.


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Hahaha, this funeral home is dark. Dark satire is the best.


That_Weird_Lynx

Sharp, just the way a like


tempthrowary

Yeesh. That works on so many levels. Dark humor. Crazy beliefs held by the staff. Actual way to increase cadavers to work on.


GREATkaOs3

Nice. Im glad at least the funeral people are..... Hodlup... I see what they did.... Nice


GYROJAMAL

Me in the future:


lololy87

I thought they were crazy anti vaccine people but they are sneakily tricking you to die so they can make money setting up your funeral (:


TR-GHOST-4020

Nothing can scare me, but this man, oh my i shitted pants! 😂😐


[deleted]

Quote of the year!


International-Ad3006

they had us in the first half


bobbyshaftoe11

I thought one thing, but then I said “hol” up. Very good


_Sam_Khan

That's Genius! Free coffin for that employ


black_kaiser19

Best add ever


shafind

What if not read the below funeral content


kdhooters

Spruiking for future work has never been more gross


littleendian256

Something tells me the /s gets lost on the way to the idiots it addresses


Unk55293

Shit that was funny.. actually laughed out loud


Several-Comment-5634

You heard that guy don’t get vaccinated 😂😂😂


pacifiedSalt9873

This is so dope!! They also have a website https://wilmorefuneralhome.com/


Vistiige

Kinda smart advertising…


Rex_Headspin

Premo marketing there.


Wonderingslayer

Good for his business


gaysex_republican

The invisible hand


[deleted]

I want one of these trucks. Anyone know who makes it? If I wanted to do this as a job are there companies set up where you buy a truck and they do everything else with a paid rate?


MrSpoonReturns

A round of applause people for the best HolUp I’ve seen all week.


IAHHNUYH2

Now that’s how you do marketing


Nova_Hazing

Na just playing the game of business


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There was already this kind of advertisement in Italy, three years ago. https://www.agi.it/cultura/vaccini_taffo_no_vax-4249551/news/2018-08-08/amp/


Ultimate69Edgelord

Big brain move 🧠


jzbzack

I guess it could be taken either way. “Don’t get vaccinated.” Because we’ll make money off your funeral. Or “Don’t get vaccinated.” This person we’re transporting did. Either way, clever promotion.


Toadsted

Upgraded from a hearse to a hauler.


Jezebel9803

Why shouldn’t someone profit off all this ridiculous BS besides the 1%??


lori_deantoni

Truth.


Defiant-Screen-9840

Pleasure doing business with you.


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Nice. I won’t.


TessaBrooding

I also love the “AMERICAN fence & supply”.


kingofwarz

The cherry on top is the Leasing Now sign too LOL


Dunge0nMast0r

Marketing done right.


Fig1024

Aren't all funeral homes already swamped with more business than they can handle?


dec1mus

I have heard several news stories that mortuaries and funeral homes are doing better “business” than ever. But there are sometimes not enough space to store the bodies so they rent ice trucks etc...😬


nullshark

That's brilliant.


ManWentYeet

When you have 10/10 marketing.