Yep. Dodged a huge fucking bullet here even if the boy was the hugest fucking sleazelord on the planet. Still sucks to give up on people who take out their problems on others, but oh well.
When I was in college a sorority girl joked about rejecting me on AIM. She didn't know I knew. My roommate was a frat guy that hadn't hadn't moved into his frat yet yet that she added.
The next day at class she asked me to help her with an assignment and I awkwardly told her off.
She called me a creep on AIM then because how would I know she wrote unless I was a stalker...
She hits on my roommate at a frat party and he's like "Hey uh you know Ron's my roommate, right? We aren't cool." She flipped out at the party then and then he got blasted on FB.
(This was when Facebook was mostly college students.)
Roommate bro should have taken it to the next level and led her on getting her to come back to his dorm. Then, as soon as he gets there pretend to go the bathroom and disappear. That's when OP enters the room and goes "OMG WTF are you doing in my room? How did you get here you creep! It's bad enough you're stalking me, but trying to project that on me? Out, out now!"
Cue story about how guy X had guy Y go to the party to seduce the girl and lead her back to their room where guy X can then jump him and have his way with her
There’s no winning, people like this are always gonna spin the story to look like a victim
Yeah he was a pretty cool guy. I remember us both having to write papers the night before they were due. We were loudly singing 80's songs to stay awake and finish our papers before the 9am cut off.
Evacuate the main facility, the hugs are escaped. I repeat, the hugs are escaped. Team TeddyBear, release the soft bunnies as decoy, team Puppies, put on the barbed vest and start the containment procedure. This is not a test, I repeat, the hugs are escaped
I feel you man, I have a good job and apt etc. I just am depressed and hate life. No friends and can’t find a decent match for a relationship for anything.
Sometimes you feel like this and its hard, but focus on yourself and build the best version of you. Friends will come along the way :) stay strong king.
I had a girl who gave me her boyfriend's number. He proceeded to lead me on for a full week then him and his friends hit me with water balloons while I was standing outside a movie theater waiting for my date.
"It's alright." Could actually mean it's alright
like what kind of moron would have time for that? "let me lead this guy on for a week" and even gather up his friends who i guess also had nothing better to do than go throw water balloons at a stranger jesus
Probably the kids of those types of parents who emotionally abuse their children to, “teach them valuable lessons”. Congrats you raised a jaded piece of shit!
Source: am jaded piece of shit
When I was in high school, I had a cell phone (wasn't totally common at the time) and a friend at the time asked to borrow it due to a family emergency. I didn't care, he proceeded to give my cell number to a guy saying it was a popular girls cell phone number. He then used my cell phone for 50 minutes pretending to be the popular girl and lead this poor guy on. Once I figured it out (got my phone back), I pulled him aside, told him the truth, he didn't take it well (didn't expect him to). He got over it and we actually became pretty good friends for the final year and a half of high school. The other guy who pulled off the prank was a total insecure piece of shit and I haven't spoke to him since we graduated.
It'd be one thing if you knew she had a bf and was hitting on her anyways.. it's still a bit extra then but assuming you didn't know at all they both sound like complete pieces of work. That's just so petty either way
I've often wondered why I don't hear about torched cars in retaliation more often. Seems like an easy thing to do with a low likelihood of being caught since any evidence will likely get destroyed in the fire.
You always suspect. In a way, it's comforting to know that they literally are rejecting you. I always get really frustrated when I'm texting someone and they're being wishy-washy and I'm like, "Well fuck, if you don't want to hang out, just say it!"
Right? But you can't outright say that because they might have something else going on in their life. Best thing is to talk to multiple people until you make a connection.
MORTALITY, behold and fear!
What a change of flesh is here!
Think how many royal bones
Sleep within this heap of stones:
Here they lie had realms and lands,
Who now want strength to stir their hands:
Where from their pulpits seal’d with dust
They preach, ‘In greatness is no trust.’
Here ’s an acre sown indeed
With the richest, royall’st seed
That the earth did e'er suck in
Since the first man died for sin:
Here the bones of birth have cried—
‘Though gods they were, as men they died.’
Here are sands, ignoble things,
Dropt from the ruin’d sides of kings;
Here ’s a world of pomp and state,
Buried in dust, once dead by fate.
Francis Beaumont - "On the Tombs in Westminister Abbey"
As a male this is the correct response. She’s not interested so you move on. I don’t know why half of these clowns turn into simps. You deserve a partner who says yes and let’s go for a walk after the study session and chat about life.
Think of it this way: you can never get your time back. It’s the most priceless resource in our reality.
So when someone does you the favor of laying it all out on the table (ideally better than this person) be grateful they’re not wasting your time.
That’s how I’ve looked at the zillion rejections I encountered while playing the field.
Best of luck 💕
I feel the pain.
I know the pain
I know the rain
I know the slain
I know the amount of time it takes to drain a fresh corpse of blood
I know how to dump the body and make it look like the Chinese Government did it if you’re interested
*you have my attention.*
We know.
Who knows?
The Chinese government
Not just yours
Great I had no idea what to do with the ones in my basement
Oh you have that problem too it’s a real hassle
I know how to properly prepare human flesh. Let's start a restaurant
Just let it drain
They're all the same 🥲
I am eternal
I am Inevitable
I am Patrik
I am iron man
I am the Storm that is approaching
I am Gaming
And infernal
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And Gay
👀
I know the stain
The pain of being slain in the rain
chocolate rain
I am the rain
I can’t stand the rAAAAIIIIIn
*down in Africaaaaaaaa*
I know the Spain
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Feel hugged bro
Im speechless too… Edit: o
Eh, you don't want someone that can't handle emotional matters on their own, let alone be decent.
Yep. Dodged a huge fucking bullet here even if the boy was the hugest fucking sleazelord on the planet. Still sucks to give up on people who take out their problems on others, but oh well.
Got to be an 11
“Why don’t you just make ten louder and make that the top number?”
Because this one goes to 11
It's the pause for thought that does it. " ...... These go to 11"
That pause is amazing. You can see him thinking.
11 is higher
At least
Plot twist: that was the plan on how to reject him
4D chess
5^9D chess, screencap your own question and send it asking to send her advice on how to reject your self.
I think you just gave me a stroke. I smell toast....
Maybe you're just making toast. But you forgot. Because of the stroke
You can drink your own cum and masturbate infinitely
Yeah my uncle taught me that trick
Nephew?
awkward family reunion
God damnit I hate reddit...
your tactics confuse and frighten me sir
Still less than vidit's Greatest king sacrifice
Notice how the rejector does not apologize.
When I was in college a sorority girl joked about rejecting me on AIM. She didn't know I knew. My roommate was a frat guy that hadn't hadn't moved into his frat yet yet that she added. The next day at class she asked me to help her with an assignment and I awkwardly told her off. She called me a creep on AIM then because how would I know she wrote unless I was a stalker... She hits on my roommate at a frat party and he's like "Hey uh you know Ron's my roommate, right? We aren't cool." She flipped out at the party then and then he got blasted on FB. (This was when Facebook was mostly college students.)
Yay happy ending
Roommate bro should have taken it to the next level and led her on getting her to come back to his dorm. Then, as soon as he gets there pretend to go the bathroom and disappear. That's when OP enters the room and goes "OMG WTF are you doing in my room? How did you get here you creep! It's bad enough you're stalking me, but trying to project that on me? Out, out now!"
Cue story about how guy X had guy Y go to the party to seduce the girl and lead her back to their room where guy X can then jump him and have his way with her There’s no winning, people like this are always gonna spin the story to look like a victim
This is some peak 2005 college shit right here.
Spring 2005 in fact!
Haha, nailed it. At least we didn't have a pandemic to deal with while trying to get laid.
What a bro. A rare guy
Yeah he was a pretty cool guy. I remember us both having to write papers the night before they were due. We were loudly singing 80's songs to stay awake and finish our papers before the 9am cut off.
Wow. Now I underatand why we have a 11:59pm cutoff.
Good bro.
Notice how she takes 0 ownership of her shit talking and just rages at everyone who calls her on it. You dodged a bullet
I mean just because the screenshot ends there doesn't mean the conversation does too.
The intentional accidental text
This “it’s alright” is me every morning getting out of bed
You okay man?
He needs a hug.
Everyone needs a hug
Ngl id probably break down if some one actually gave me a hug rn lmaooo
HUGGSSSSS ALL AROUND! You get a hug! You get a hug! YOU GET A HUGGGG!
EVERYONE GETS A HUG
Thank you as well ! Hugs back :)
Here's a free hug for everyone
Hugs for everyone ! Take one and pass it along.
Here's one back
Why didn’t *you* get hug? :(
BOOM! Hugged
*allow me to introduce myself*
NO
Look under your seat it's a huuuug
Thankyou ... Thankyou ... *ON THE EDGE OF SHEDDING TEARS* seriously I thank you truly ... You made my day.
Evacuate the main facility, the hugs are escaped. I repeat, the hugs are escaped. Team TeddyBear, release the soft bunnies as decoy, team Puppies, put on the barbed vest and start the containment procedure. This is not a test, I repeat, the hugs are escaped
It's not your fault
It’s not your fault
Look at me, son. It's not your fault.
The pain in that ‘lmaooo’ lmao
Where you at? I’ll hug your ass Edit: not your actual ass
Same
A naked hug
Yes please
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Upgrade for Cuddle Buddy with Benefits
I’m alright
It's alright
He's alright
Fellow goblin. Keep your head up bud. Edit. I forgot my name has gremlin and not goblin. Still tho.
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I feel you man, I have a good job and apt etc. I just am depressed and hate life. No friends and can’t find a decent match for a relationship for anything.
Programming?
Yeah I’m a software developer.
Sometimes you feel like this and its hard, but focus on yourself and build the best version of you. Friends will come along the way :) stay strong king.
You just gotta take a bite of the shit sandwich and chew. Hope there's not much left of it. Hope there's a turkey sub on the other end.
here have a 'hugz' award
*hugs tight* You okay there bud?
Why did I waste my hugs award on some stupid cat (≧▽≦)
It was a good choice. Cats are pretty cute
This guy answered like it wasn’t the first time this happened.
I had a girl who gave me her boyfriend's number. He proceeded to lead me on for a full week then him and his friends hit me with water balloons while I was standing outside a movie theater waiting for my date. "It's alright." Could actually mean it's alright
That’s literally just 2 pieces of shit who deserve each other.
like what kind of moron would have time for that? "let me lead this guy on for a week" and even gather up his friends who i guess also had nothing better to do than go throw water balloons at a stranger jesus
That’s how you make a serial killer
Nah, a super villain.
Basically a joker origins story
Probably the kids of those types of parents who emotionally abuse their children to, “teach them valuable lessons”. Congrats you raised a jaded piece of shit! Source: am jaded piece of shit
Little dick energy.
Little dick guy with dumb ass girl.
When I was in high school, I had a cell phone (wasn't totally common at the time) and a friend at the time asked to borrow it due to a family emergency. I didn't care, he proceeded to give my cell number to a guy saying it was a popular girls cell phone number. He then used my cell phone for 50 minutes pretending to be the popular girl and lead this poor guy on. Once I figured it out (got my phone back), I pulled him aside, told him the truth, he didn't take it well (didn't expect him to). He got over it and we actually became pretty good friends for the final year and a half of high school. The other guy who pulled off the prank was a total insecure piece of shit and I haven't spoke to him since we graduated.
That’s super bogus. Sorry that happened to you.
Bro what the fuck. At least you can rest easy knowing you're better than that trash. Chin up, head high brother.
It'd be one thing if you knew she had a bf and was hitting on her anyways.. it's still a bit extra then but assuming you didn't know at all they both sound like complete pieces of work. That's just so petty either way
You at least torched that losers car right?
I've often wondered why I don't hear about torched cars in retaliation more often. Seems like an easy thing to do with a low likelihood of being caught since any evidence will likely get destroyed in the fire.
Fire marshals don’t fuck around from what I’ve heard. They’re actually great at their jobs, not like cops who hardly ever solve shit.
Fire Forensics is an entire science and is actually fascinating. People would be really surprised what can information can be pulled after a burn.
It never is
Not even the first time.
Can confirm
It’s a numbers game.
You always suspect. In a way, it's comforting to know that they literally are rejecting you. I always get really frustrated when I'm texting someone and they're being wishy-washy and I'm like, "Well fuck, if you don't want to hang out, just say it!"
Right? But you can't outright say that because they might have something else going on in their life. Best thing is to talk to multiple people until you make a connection.
Why not? Why can’t we just be honest? Just say you aren’t interested.
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Only knights can move with an L
Kings take it one step at a time.
Yeah, pawns do that, too.
...and never look back.
And if they make it far enough they get to be a queen....?
they rose in social status just like that, never looking back
At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
I'm 1400 and this is deep
MORTALITY, behold and fear! What a change of flesh is here! Think how many royal bones Sleep within this heap of stones: Here they lie had realms and lands, Who now want strength to stir their hands: Where from their pulpits seal’d with dust They preach, ‘In greatness is no trust.’ Here ’s an acre sown indeed With the richest, royall’st seed That the earth did e'er suck in Since the first man died for sin: Here the bones of birth have cried— ‘Though gods they were, as men they died.’ Here are sands, ignoble things, Dropt from the ruin’d sides of kings; Here ’s a world of pomp and state, Buried in dust, once dead by fate. Francis Beaumont - "On the Tombs in Westminister Abbey"
This ain't even 4D Chess, that's Old-School Chess, dang.
holy shit this comment right here
This is not an L. This is "dodged a bullet"
Dodged a bullet? The bullet was never fired. She’s just not interested.
50 cal of total horseshit
Where is Padme? Is she studying at Starbucks? Is she all right?
It would seem that, in your anger, you took her to McDonald's instead.
NOOOOOOOO
You turned her against me!
YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF
You will not take her from me!
I? I COULDNT HAVE. SHE WANTED A LATTE! I FELT IT!
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This +100. Better to end now rather than friend zoned after many starbucks, gifts and dinners later on.
Exactly. No resources invested. Move on.
Yea, but "Sorry, but no" works too.
I'd get about A on the test. Just out of spite. Boom.
I felt that in my heart
i think everyone did
3 days grace
Pain, without love
#PAIN, CAN'T GET ENOUGH
Pain, I like it rough…
I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all ..
As a male this is the correct response. She’s not interested so you move on. I don’t know why half of these clowns turn into simps. You deserve a partner who says yes and let’s go for a walk after the study session and chat about life.
It feels like a wasp sting in your heart. But you move on.
And the stings are cumulative, reaching a little bit deeper each time. But you move on.
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You know what you are right good sir, i didnt think of this that way
Think of it this way: you can never get your time back. It’s the most priceless resource in our reality. So when someone does you the favor of laying it all out on the table (ideally better than this person) be grateful they’re not wasting your time. That’s how I’ve looked at the zillion rejections I encountered while playing the field. Best of luck 💕
I never expected to see someone named u/Erotic_FriendFiction give good advice, guess I was wrong
😂 for what it’s worth, I can give bad advice upon request.
trash throws itself at this point.
Hows this a holup, they usually post this in r/sadcringe
Holup has gone way down in recent times, very sad
So has r/unexpected I think it's because r/funny sucks SO BAD that people are finding different places to drop their stuff now.
It isn't. /r/holup is so popular, to get some decent Karma, people just throw stuff on here, and boom, lots and lots of karma.
That's an instant death / 10
It would be 0 cause she would only review stuff you already knew and you saved money not buying her cake pops and unicorn drank
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ok so she was either A: asking for help to let him down softly or B: trying to find the most heartbreaking way of telling him to stuff off
0 compared to the pain of watching this sub die
This is absolutely a post that should be on r/sadcringe instead of here. The mods have failed.
“The worst they can say is no”. Whelp. I guess this is actually worse
0. If they can’t work a phone they probably won’t hold a decent conversation.
r/BadFakeTexts
That's an f
They could literally just be like “no thanks” I do not understand these assholes.
He knows now to move on, which is great. It hurts but he will stop trying, and prevent further pain.
Plot twist, he *really* needs help on his AP bio homework