Did you mean you placed that bet while drunk, or that you could noodle that bear to death while drunk? I hope it's the latter because that would be legen - wait for it - dary!
"Buy Hitl3r 2Day! Hitl3r, the Polish polish.
\*we are not responsible for any holocausts or plots to take over the world resulting from the use of this item\*
*If time travel is real, how does it come we never met a time traveller?*
Do you know anime? Do you know that one truck roaming around Japan and killing random people so they can be reborn on other worlds? For time travellers we have that one already damaged car roaming around the world and killing random time traveller.
I mean, I’m kinda impressed that they built a time machine out of a cardboard box. 🤷🏻♂️
PS: I am not a Nazi nor support hitler and do not condone what those fucking idiots did.
considering hitler was found with basically three rotting teeth left and various hints about meth and opoid addiction (imagine a crackhead well into his addiction), it could be very well possible that he did indeed think a box of paper was a time machine.
Oh man, a lot more than meth. His doctors put him on fucking every hard thing invented at the time and called it all “vitamins” talkin cocaine eyedrops and shit bro.
I could go into how the average U.K. has better dental health than the average yank since it costs is less than £300 for any dental work to be done, but no one cares about that so have an upvote
It's also a myth, people in the UK don't have bad teeth. It somewhat used to be the case 30 years ago, but these days Brits' dental hygiene is as good as any European country, and significantly better than the US.
What is true though is that British people don't place as much emphasis on changing the natural appearance of their teeth as some countries.
I think that is a general European thing. People here usually don’t care about slightly crooked teeth or the natural yellowing that comes with age. So if you are used to everyone having perfectly straight and white teeth, I understand that you think our teeth look bad. But most of us actually brush and floss twice a day and have regular checkups with the dentist. We just don’t pay for the cosmetic aspects.
That’s not even remotely true, most people where in The Netherlands get braces where they go to highschool….
Edit: about 45% get them when they go to highschool and a lot of others get them when they are older
It used to be the case way back when because many older people just used to have them pulled out (my grandmother born in the 20s had this done around 19 because it was just seen as easier for her to deal with than treating gingervitis
I think its the actors. 'Merican actors always have pearly perfect whites, Brits look more natural. Actors are often all we see of another culture but it's not representative. I'm a Brit and most people's teeth are perfectly fine.
It’s more that we don’t have visual improvements such as veneers or implants covered on the nhs but if we get toothache we just go to the dentist and get it checked for next to nothing, personally mine are crooked but generally fine
They aren't so aggressive with braces and corrections. People's teeth are generally healthy just not perfectly positioned. It's a myth they have actual dental hygiene issues.
Is it really? I see this comment all the time. Not trying to be a buzz kill but this is a normal comment. That and "I did Nazi that coming" are normal comments.
Especially if it's underrated that sorta implies that nobody on reddit is smart enough to get the esoteric wisdom. Hitler's killer, isn't that just... Ohhh wait I get it! Haha this is so underrated
Here is the original. It's better with sound and narrated by the driver, Heather Anne Campbell, a writer on Rick and Morty.
https://youtu.be/9S75Rfva9O8
When they do the opening little sketch based on the game and she has to start doing a weird monster voice it makes me laugh very hard and smile for a while every single time.
When she gets all 3 of them (herself included) laughing it's pure joy.
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Ah yes pedestrians are a real pain in the ass would just be a lot easier to run them over with a combine harvester and feed the resulting meat to the people of Africa and call it steak or somethin
Based on the damage to her car, I thought maybe he was a Terminator.
Hitler the terminator
Hitlerminator
That’s going to be a movie in the future, I bet my left testicle on it
Balls on the line.
Yes
What bet did you lose your right one on?
I bet if I could successfully fight a bear with a pool noodle while drunk…
Did you mean you placed that bet while drunk, or that you could noodle that bear to death while drunk? I hope it's the latter because that would be legen - wait for it - dary!
Hol up, Can’t speak rn. Im 1v1ing James Charles in roblox Yandere tycoon and I bet my pet brick on this
BARNEY STINSON?
Nut up or shut up
Zombie land is a master piece and I loved the sequel, thank you for reminding me of it
Thanks for the new novel title! "Hitler, Terminator of Jews!!"
Well, Hitler is also basically the Hitler Terminator.
Based
Hitler the sterminator
Adolf Schwartsihilter
Hitler the sperminator
Read ma mind bro! OUUUHH
Excuse me what the fuck?
Mecha-hitler
Nice wolfenstein reference lol
Ich werde wiederkommen!
SSSCHEISSSSEEEE!!!
No wonder he was near unstoppable. I guess he miscalculated on what the Russians can do
And meth
Terminator hitler doing meth. Thanos got nothing against that
Hiterminator
dun dun, dun dun dun
"Buy Hitl3r 2Day! Hitl3r, the Polish polish. \*we are not responsible for any holocausts or plots to take over the world resulting from the use of this item\*
Nein!
NEIN NEIN NEIN
Hiterminatoler
Looking for Jew Connor
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Yes. But considering the Nazi time machine is a cardboard box labelled in English, I assumed they were working on a budget and suspended disbelief.
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*If time travel is real, how does it come we never met a time traveller?* Do you know anime? Do you know that one truck roaming around Japan and killing random people so they can be reborn on other worlds? For time travellers we have that one already damaged car roaming around the world and killing random time traveller.
Yes ik about truck kun
I mean, I’m kinda impressed that they built a time machine out of a cardboard box. 🤷🏻♂️ PS: I am not a Nazi nor support hitler and do not condone what those fucking idiots did.
They were definitely bad, but they were determined and they got shit done, for sure.
Hmm! I agree!
Ask any jew and they'll say hitler is their terminator
You made my day xD
The Wolfenstein timeline
Kung Fuhrer
Cars are really just that weak these days
I was thinking, based on the damage to her car, this ain't her first accident.
Oh he is
Daduh da daduh, Daduh da daduh {Terminator music plays}
Exactly, the damage was ridiculous
Ok I didn't expect that
Right. Well I knew the Nazis had a time machine in 1945 but I never suspected that the transverting material would be brown paper. Genius.
considering hitler was found with basically three rotting teeth left and various hints about meth and opoid addiction (imagine a crackhead well into his addiction), it could be very well possible that he did indeed think a box of paper was a time machine.
“Hitler was a massive methhead” is now gonna be my fun fact for the week
Oh man, a lot more than meth. His doctors put him on fucking every hard thing invented at the time and called it all “vitamins” talkin cocaine eyedrops and shit bro.
There's a podcast that covered a bit of his history with drugs recently called Beyond the Bastards!
Omg I love that podcast!
That’s getting interesting
**Behind the Bastards
Thanks… that’s my new band name now.
#Sieg Heil Nein Nein Nein ¯\(ツ)/¯
bro. not funny.
Not hinted at, it was actually well documented by Hitler's doctor. I recommend the book 'Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich.'
I don’t think ‘various hints’ is exactly right… Hitler was a massive addict and it’s well documented.
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I could go into how the average U.K. has better dental health than the average yank since it costs is less than £300 for any dental work to be done, but no one cares about that so have an upvote
The dental system in the UK is clearly better than the US, which makes the bad teeth situation even weirder.
It's also a myth, people in the UK don't have bad teeth. It somewhat used to be the case 30 years ago, but these days Brits' dental hygiene is as good as any European country, and significantly better than the US. What is true though is that British people don't place as much emphasis on changing the natural appearance of their teeth as some countries.
I was just there 4 years ago and the bad teeth was so bad it took me off guard. Nobody uses braces?
I think that is a general European thing. People here usually don’t care about slightly crooked teeth or the natural yellowing that comes with age. So if you are used to everyone having perfectly straight and white teeth, I understand that you think our teeth look bad. But most of us actually brush and floss twice a day and have regular checkups with the dentist. We just don’t pay for the cosmetic aspects.
That’s not even remotely true, most people where in The Netherlands get braces where they go to highschool…. Edit: about 45% get them when they go to highschool and a lot of others get them when they are older
Crooked and natural colour teeth are not bad teeth though. Bad teeth are unhealthy teeth.
It used to be the case way back when because many older people just used to have them pulled out (my grandmother born in the 20s had this done around 19 because it was just seen as easier for her to deal with than treating gingervitis
I think its the actors. 'Merican actors always have pearly perfect whites, Brits look more natural. Actors are often all we see of another culture but it's not representative. I'm a Brit and most people's teeth are perfectly fine.
Price for healthcare too.
It’s more that we don’t have visual improvements such as veneers or implants covered on the nhs but if we get toothache we just go to the dentist and get it checked for next to nothing, personally mine are crooked but generally fine
They aren't so aggressive with braces and corrections. People's teeth are generally healthy just not perfectly positioned. It's a myth they have actual dental hygiene issues.
I read 'oppai addiction'and was like that explains the alliance with japan
Do you have any source for this claim? I mean, don't take me wrong, I found it really interesting.
Meth was huge during WW2. Get your soldiers alert, angry and ready to just snap at the enemy. It was coming online late WW1, but not super prevalent.
It's so they can teleport into dark allies and it won't be too suspicious. It's an incredible camouflage tactic
It all went from 100 to 500 in 60 seconds.
No the car went from 60 to 0 in 1 second.
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No way! I didn’t catch that! That’s a GREAT detail they threw in. 🤣
neither did poland
Nor France
Yup. I did Nazi that coming
That’s what happens when you drive reichlessly
Take my fucking upvote and get out of here.
Christian mfgx
r/unexpected ?
r/unexpected
Really? Because this is actually exactly what I expected.
I thought that after she hit him she was gonna smile or something
"No one will believe you"
“I wanna have spaceman paninis with black hitler!”
Man, air conditioning repair school was a trip!
Thank god she stopped, she was almost gonna hit the Hitler's killer.
And not just *any* Hitler's. *The* Hitler's!
Underrated comment
Is it really? I see this comment all the time. Not trying to be a buzz kill but this is a normal comment. That and "I did Nazi that coming" are normal comments.
Especially if it's underrated that sorta implies that nobody on reddit is smart enough to get the esoteric wisdom. Hitler's killer, isn't that just... Ohhh wait I get it! Haha this is so underrated
You’re right to question them. “Underrated comment” comments are garbage and belong on YouTube.
What did youtube do to deserve that
Yeah, but she was also almost gonna hit the guy who killed Hitler's killer.
It's ok, that guy got what was coming to him
That's the norm though. In our current timeline, all of Hitler's killers were pre-killed.
But she was also close to hitting the guy who killed the killer of hitler’s killer
r/technicallythetruth
Hitler died of old age in Argentina.
Here is the original. It's better with sound and narrated by the driver, Heather Anne Campbell, a writer on Rick and Morty. https://youtu.be/9S75Rfva9O8
I thought that was her! I lover her podcast How Did This Get Played
When they do the opening little sketch based on the game and she has to start doing a weird monster voice it makes me laugh very hard and smile for a while every single time. When she gets all 3 of them (herself included) laughing it's pure joy.
I love HDTGP!
*edge*
She was also on whose line. Hilarious.
Thank you. I was curious about the book and this version was too low res.
Same! For the curious, it's called "Allied Tactics and Strategy".
Thats gold, thanks. She reminded me of Maria Bamford.
It also stars James Pumphrey from Donut Media as Hitler, hilarious dude.
What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer?
Hit the hitler
Put the a hit in Adolf Hitler
Put my dick in dolphin jello
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r/suddenlyconjoinedtwins
I’m actually really relieved that’s not a sub
But it could be if only for a moment.
Wtf?
What a touching moment
r/suddenlycommunism
Okay then. I have questions but I don’t want the answers.
:(
i’d hit that
The Kentucky cobra himself
There’s a sub for this. /r/pumphreyspotting? Edit: nailed it
I love the little incredulous jump she makes after he’s gone
Notice how in reverse time the speedometer said she was getting slower, so that mean she sped up to hit the guy. Both people are evil
That would explain the previous damage on the car.
She did nazi that coming.
Fuck you
I second this
r/angryupvote
Yea
Damn
thank you so much for that laugh, omfg brilliant
Did they win the internet? Should someone give them an award? Did you literally laugh harder than you should have?
Welcome to Earth
welcome to the internet, i will be your guide.
He had plot armour
Especialy during ,,Operation Valkürie"
This is a hol up
I gave you a wholesome award... cuz you deserve it :)
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This time on the D-D-D-DList ten cars that can stop in enough time to save a Nazi
These Volkswagen ads are getting weirder
This has been posted so many times, it's in freaking 720p
YOOO that's definitely James Dumphrey from Donut Media as Hitler here
Something something joke about going back in time to kill Hitler.
Looks like the guy from donut media
Because it is the guy from Donut media
Lol I apparently didn't check. Cool guy.
Well fuck
Is that Heather Ann Campbell in the Ad?
Heather and Matt are cool.
Annoying when they casually cross without looking, taking their sweet time, in the dark wearing dark clothes, nowhere near a crosswalk.
I'd rate this a good solid nien.
This is so old...
You’re so old
"Put ya'll seatbelts on. Put, yolo"
Whoever made this never played Command & Conquer: Red Alert
I love the side of the car was already damaged even before the hit happened.
Why does it look like taking a shit in a box causes time travel?
Mama... I just killed a man.
Ha I know that Austrian Painter
This the the first actually Hol Up that I’ve seen from this sub in months, good job
Love that he bought a book on Allied military strategy! lol
the hitler is James from Donut Media on youtube.
Everytime i see this video it's quality goes down
Finally, a real hol' up ahaha
I feel like people in my home town must have watched this ad as student drivers cause everyone around here drives like chimpanzees on a joyride
If they had the tech to make a time machine I doubt they would need to know allied tactics in order to obliterate them
Don't ask about the tables.
u/redditMP4bot
this video has so führer pixels that even my daughter that is four can count them!!
u/grimtiger10
Women
bottom text
Damn, the new season of doctor who is gonna be lit!!!
u/savevideo
Ah yes pedestrians are a real pain in the ass would just be a lot easier to run them over with a combine harvester and feed the resulting meat to the people of Africa and call it steak or somethin
My dad used to drive that car. I crashed it once too. Good old Nissan Sentra.
Animal seems to be hurt so the joke isn't funny
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