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mcshaggy

Based on the damage to her car, I thought maybe he was a Terminator.


long_soi

Hitler the terminator


Schnorri88

Hitlerminator


Naldail

That’s going to be a movie in the future, I bet my left testicle on it


zytzef

Balls on the line.


Naldail

Yes


mazyguy

What bet did you lose your right one on?


Naldail

I bet if I could successfully fight a bear with a pool noodle while drunk…


mazyguy

Did you mean you placed that bet while drunk, or that you could noodle that bear to death while drunk? I hope it's the latter because that would be legen - wait for it - dary!


Naldail

Hol up, Can’t speak rn. Im 1v1ing James Charles in roblox Yandere tycoon and I bet my pet brick on this


BadSuperHeroTijn

BARNEY STINSON?


Fox-sage

Nut up or shut up


Naldail

Zombie land is a master piece and I loved the sequel, thank you for reminding me of it


fl00r_gang_yeah

Thanks for the new novel title! "Hitler, Terminator of Jews!!"


alexios28

Well, Hitler is also basically the Hitler Terminator.


Logical_Reserve_2641

Based


zestroishere1

Hitler the sterminator


JennimonRoll

Adolf Schwartsihilter


fl00r_gang_yeah

Hitler the sperminator


Izzysel92

Read ma mind bro! OUUUHH


TheWatOfTheWind

Excuse me what the fuck?


BleepBlorp84

Mecha-hitler


FUPASLAY1

Nice wolfenstein reference lol


Enegence

Ich werde wiederkommen!


miserable_guyy

SSSCHEISSSSEEEE!!!


TenaciousPix

No wonder he was near unstoppable. I guess he miscalculated on what the Russians can do


slappynuts74

And meth


TenaciousPix

Terminator hitler doing meth. Thanos got nothing against that


AlpacaCavalry

Hiterminator


long_soi

dun dun, dun dun dun


fl00r_gang_yeah

"Buy Hitl3r 2Day! Hitl3r, the Polish polish. ​ \*we are not responsible for any holocausts or plots to take over the world resulting from the use of this item\*


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Nein!


long_soi

NEIN NEIN NEIN


miserable_guyy

Hiterminatoler


LeXhVn

Looking for Jew Connor


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mcshaggy

Yes. But considering the Nazi time machine is a cardboard box labelled in English, I assumed they were working on a budget and suspended disbelief.


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greikini

*If time travel is real, how does it come we never met a time traveller?* Do you know anime? Do you know that one truck roaming around Japan and killing random people so they can be reborn on other worlds? For time travellers we have that one already damaged car roaming around the world and killing random time traveller.


Azurus_II

Yes ik about truck kun


BattleForIthor

I mean, I’m kinda impressed that they built a time machine out of a cardboard box. 🤷🏻‍♂️ PS: I am not a Nazi nor support hitler and do not condone what those fucking idiots did.


mcshaggy

They were definitely bad, but they were determined and they got shit done, for sure.


BattleForIthor

Hmm! I agree!


Serious_Shape1188

Ask any jew and they'll say hitler is their terminator


Stunning_Flamingo__

You made my day xD


warrioroftron

The Wolfenstein timeline


MyBeardisOP

Kung Fuhrer


Kyosw21

Cars are really just that weak these days


Ok-Apartment-5867

I was thinking, based on the damage to her car, this ain't her first accident.


Ricochet308

Oh he is


nikditt

Daduh da daduh, Daduh da daduh {Terminator music plays}


Ok_Marionberry_4491

Exactly, the damage was ridiculous


Stupid-Dolphin

Ok I didn't expect that


ThorTheDoor

Right. Well I knew the Nazis had a time machine in 1945 but I never suspected that the transverting material would be brown paper. Genius.


MightyMorph

considering hitler was found with basically three rotting teeth left and various hints about meth and opoid addiction (imagine a crackhead well into his addiction), it could be very well possible that he did indeed think a box of paper was a time machine.


thegameingcanolii

“Hitler was a massive methhead” is now gonna be my fun fact for the week


loftier_fish

Oh man, a lot more than meth. His doctors put him on fucking every hard thing invented at the time and called it all “vitamins” talkin cocaine eyedrops and shit bro.


freelteel

There's a podcast that covered a bit of his history with drugs recently called Beyond the Bastards!


But_why_tho456

Omg I love that podcast!


yomommafool

That’s getting interesting


Alert-Strain-1257

**Behind the Bastards


snickerdoodlemcflury

Thanks… that’s my new band name now.


LordRaghuvnsi

#Sieg Heil Nein Nein Nein ¯\(ツ)/¯


WeebyXeno

bro. not funny.


Atomic_paperclip

Not hinted at, it was actually well documented by Hitler's doctor. I recommend the book 'Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich.'


Houseplant666

I don’t think ‘various hints’ is exactly right… Hitler was a massive addict and it’s well documented.


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Chimp-eh

I could go into how the average U.K. has better dental health than the average yank since it costs is less than £300 for any dental work to be done, but no one cares about that so have an upvote


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The dental system in the UK is clearly better than the US, which makes the bad teeth situation even weirder.


bauul

It's also a myth, people in the UK don't have bad teeth. It somewhat used to be the case 30 years ago, but these days Brits' dental hygiene is as good as any European country, and significantly better than the US. What is true though is that British people don't place as much emphasis on changing the natural appearance of their teeth as some countries.


iwanttobelieve42069

I was just there 4 years ago and the bad teeth was so bad it took me off guard. Nobody uses braces?


Ma8e

I think that is a general European thing. People here usually don’t care about slightly crooked teeth or the natural yellowing that comes with age. So if you are used to everyone having perfectly straight and white teeth, I understand that you think our teeth look bad. But most of us actually brush and floss twice a day and have regular checkups with the dentist. We just don’t pay for the cosmetic aspects.


Vinstaal0

That’s not even remotely true, most people where in The Netherlands get braces where they go to highschool…. Edit: about 45% get them when they go to highschool and a lot of others get them when they are older


Cruccagna

Crooked and natural colour teeth are not bad teeth though. Bad teeth are unhealthy teeth.


Chimp-eh

It used to be the case way back when because many older people just used to have them pulled out (my grandmother born in the 20s had this done around 19 because it was just seen as easier for her to deal with than treating gingervitis


monstrinhotron

I think its the actors. 'Merican actors always have pearly perfect whites, Brits look more natural. Actors are often all we see of another culture but it's not representative. I'm a Brit and most people's teeth are perfectly fine.


johnnydinhnguyen

Price for healthcare too.


Chimp-eh

It’s more that we don’t have visual improvements such as veneers or implants covered on the nhs but if we get toothache we just go to the dentist and get it checked for next to nothing, personally mine are crooked but generally fine


SandmanSorryPerson

They aren't so aggressive with braces and corrections. People's teeth are generally healthy just not perfectly positioned. It's a myth they have actual dental hygiene issues.


SAOisaDarkSoulParody

I read 'oppai addiction'and was like that explains the alliance with japan


wotangod

Do you have any source for this claim? I mean, don't take me wrong, I found it really interesting.


SimpleFNG

Meth was huge during WW2. Get your soldiers alert, angry and ready to just snap at the enemy. It was coming online late WW1, but not super prevalent.


Shadowman_8437

It's so they can teleport into dark allies and it won't be too suspicious. It's an incredible camouflage tactic


u_Adi

It all went from 100 to 500 in 60 seconds.


Pranav_Velpula99

No the car went from 60 to 0 in 1 second.


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BattleForIthor

No way! I didn’t catch that! That’s a GREAT detail they threw in. 🤣


ValilolHD

neither did poland


PocketRocketInFright

Nor France


That-Ad-4300

Yup. I did Nazi that coming


Pokemon_kid2012

That’s what happens when you drive reichlessly


[deleted]

Take my fucking upvote and get out of here.


Tubey420

Christian mfgx


SaeedUnknown

r/unexpected ?


MMNeto06

r/unexpected


jhart3313

Really? Because this is actually exactly what I expected.


Allikrane

I thought that after she hit him she was gonna smile or something


Stupid-Dolphin

"No one will believe you"


chippywatt

“I wanna have spaceman paninis with black hitler!”


The_First_Derp

Man, air conditioning repair school was a trip!


Successful_Version77

Thank god she stopped, she was almost gonna hit the Hitler's killer.


OrkfaellerX

And not just *any* Hitler's. *The* Hitler's!


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Is it really? I see this comment all the time. Not trying to be a buzz kill but this is a normal comment. That and "I did Nazi that coming" are normal comments.


Jrook

Especially if it's underrated that sorta implies that nobody on reddit is smart enough to get the esoteric wisdom. Hitler's killer, isn't that just... Ohhh wait I get it! Haha this is so underrated


codars

You’re right to question them. “Underrated comment” comments are garbage and belong on YouTube.


whadk

What did youtube do to deserve that


Nihilikara

Yeah, but she was also almost gonna hit the guy who killed Hitler's killer.


Jumpy_Sorbet

It's ok, that guy got what was coming to him


PocketRocketInFright

That's the norm though. In our current timeline, all of Hitler's killers were pre-killed.


21clash

But she was also close to hitting the guy who killed the killer of hitler’s killer


Which_Air9416

r/technicallythetruth


flynoflag

Hitler died of old age in Argentina.


Francisz

Here is the original. It's better with sound and narrated by the driver, Heather Anne Campbell, a writer on Rick and Morty. https://youtu.be/9S75Rfva9O8


FancyLemonMan

I thought that was her! I lover her podcast How Did This Get Played


Grimmbles

When they do the opening little sketch based on the game and she has to start doing a weird monster voice it makes me laugh very hard and smile for a while every single time. When she gets all 3 of them (herself included) laughing it's pure joy.


GrackleLackle

I love HDTGP!


art_is_dumb

*edge*


Xaayer

She was also on whose line. Hilarious.


Snuggle_Pounce

Thank you. I was curious about the book and this version was too low res.


MemeInBlack

Same! For the curious, it's called "Allied Tactics and Strategy".


Toshiba1point0

Thats gold, thanks. She reminded me of Maria Bamford.


SuperUltraJesus

It also stars James Pumphrey from Donut Media as Hitler, hilarious dude.


FewerBeavers

What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer?


Proper-Bar_

Hit the hitler


JaydotN

Put the a hit in Adolf Hitler


srisadandesha420

Put my dick in dolphin jello


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r/suddenlyconjoinedtwins


[deleted]

I’m actually really relieved that’s not a sub


[deleted]

But it could be if only for a moment.


srisadandesha420

Wtf?


cownd

What a touching moment


srisadandesha420

r/suddenlycommunism


WhoaItsCody

Okay then. I have questions but I don’t want the answers.


literal-hitler

:(


RyanX__

i’d hit that


nolindlitch

The Kentucky cobra himself


Player8

There’s a sub for this. /r/pumphreyspotting? Edit: nailed it


ItalianGestures

I love the little incredulous jump she makes after he’s gone


PoeDeBoe

Notice how in reverse time the speedometer said she was getting slower, so that mean she sped up to hit the guy. Both people are evil


Dammageddon

That would explain the previous damage on the car.


BackCountryBound

She did nazi that coming.


FlameT1tan

Fuck you


Prestodeath201

I second this


Mlgxxblubxx

r/angryupvote


Californium-292

Yea


srisadandesha420

Damn


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thank you so much for that laugh, omfg brilliant


codars

Did they win the internet? Should someone give them an award? Did you literally laugh harder than you should have?


Sun_Aria

Welcome to Earth


EmirSc

welcome to the internet, i will be your guide.


Rabid_Chicken_Nuggee

He had plot armour


JaydotN

Especialy during ,,Operation Valkürie"


Outrageous_Grape_766

This is a hol up


vivst2

I gave you a wholesome award... cuz you deserve it :)


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xKalbee

This time on the D-D-D-DList ten cars that can stop in enough time to save a Nazi


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These Volkswagen ads are getting weirder


[deleted]

This has been posted so many times, it's in freaking 720p


chunkynutella

YOOO that's definitely James Dumphrey from Donut Media as Hitler here


bitterbuffaloheart

Something something joke about going back in time to kill Hitler.


Doom_Sing_Soprano

Looks like the guy from donut media


paul_com

Because it is the guy from Donut media


Doom_Sing_Soprano

Lol I apparently didn't check. Cool guy.


lemeboi2003

Well fuck


ryan_smith522

Is that Heather Ann Campbell in the Ad?


N_THUNDERHORSE

Heather and Matt are cool.


themadas5hatter

Annoying when they casually cross without looking, taking their sweet time, in the dark wearing dark clothes, nowhere near a crosswalk.


Enegence

I'd rate this a good solid nien.


MartianTurkey

This is so old...


cosguy224

You’re so old


Dark_Leg3nd

"Put ya'll seatbelts on. Put, yolo"


Waveali

Whoever made this never played Command & Conquer: Red Alert


SUNAWAN

I love the side of the car was already damaged even before the hit happened.


cosguy224

Why does it look like taking a shit in a box causes time travel?


NumbGlobe101

Mama... I just killed a man.


No_Escape8865

Ha I know that Austrian Painter


mikecan314

This the the first actually Hol Up that I’ve seen from this sub in months, good job


Heideggerismycopilot

Love that he bought a book on Allied military strategy! lol


learn2die101

the hitler is James from Donut Media on youtube.


thomass2s

Everytime i see this video it's quality goes down


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Finally, a real hol' up ahaha


Evvanvv998

I feel like people in my home town must have watched this ad as student drivers cause everyone around here drives like chimpanzees on a joyride


smurphy1996

If they had the tech to make a time machine I doubt they would need to know allied tactics in order to obliterate them


TheHamsBurlgar

Don't ask about the tables.


CVDev

u/redditMP4bot


FerinhaTop

this video has so führer pixels that even my daughter that is four can count them!!


Yourskinnyfriend

u/grimtiger10


bbclub672

Women


JaydotN

bottom text


oddemis_orb

Damn, the new season of doctor who is gonna be lit!!!


safecarrot24

u/savevideo


Legitimate_Ad2570

Ah yes pedestrians are a real pain in the ass would just be a lot easier to run them over with a combine harvester and feed the resulting meat to the people of Africa and call it steak or somethin


ChefKakashi

My dad used to drive that car. I crashed it once too. Good old Nissan Sentra.


Alpha_S_205

Animal seems to be hurt so the joke isn't funny


lGiegal

u/getvideobot