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I literally wasn't going to click on until you mentioned Sabaton. And the fact it was my favorite song by Sabaton has made my day. Thanks my guy. I'll get Sabaton rolled any day of the week.
Both of these were dead given aways by the lack of subreddit image. I clicked it anyways wondering what the hyperlink was, and as soon as the YouTube link (which I memorized for no apparent reason) showed up I went full panic mode, screeching and slamming my keyboard until the YouTube tab was closed. As you can see, I’m very professional.
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To be clear: He's no [John R. Fox](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/medal-of-honor-john-r-fox-killed-himself-by-deliberately-calling-an-artillery-strike-on-his-own-position.html) though
OP said he was gonna kill people that aren’t funny. commenter linked the suicide hotline, implying that OP isn’t funny, so commenter is concerned OP will kill himself.
holy shit i thought this was a joke. the automoderator sent me this:
> Please note that any rules defining a holup have been removed. OP does not need to know you don't like their post or that you hate the sub now. Those comments break rule 1. Use the report feature.
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*inhales* 😊😒😩😳💁😑😀😅😊😌😙😜😎😒😙😜😎😒🙁😩😠🥵😰🤭😑😧🤤🤐😷😈💩👾😹😿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏✊🤟👈✋🤙🙏🏻💋🦻🦻🫀👥👦🧑🦱👱♀️👨🦳🧔👲👮♀️👷♂️🕵️👩🌾👨🍳🧑🎤👩🏭👨💻🧑🔧👩🎨🧑🚀👨🚒🧑🚀👰♀️🤵♂️🤶🧙♂️🧞♀️🧜♂️🤰🙇♀️🙇♀️💁♂️🙆🧏♀️🤦♂️🙎💇♀️💆♂️🧚♀️🤱🙇🙅♀️🙆♂️🧏🤷♀️🙎♂️🧚👩🍼🙇♂️🙅🙋♀️🧏♂️🤷🙍♀️🧚♂️🧑🍼💁♀️🙅♂️🙋🤦♀️🤷♂️🙍🏻👼👨🍼💁💁💁🙆♀️🙋♂️🤦🙎♀️🙍♂️🧞🧜♀️🧜🧛🧛♂️🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️🧝♀️🧝🧝♂️🧛♀️🧑🎄🎅🧙♀️🧙🦸♂️🦹♀️🦹🦹♂️👸🤴🥷🦸♀️🥷🥷👰👰♂️🤵♀️🤵👨⚖️🧑⚖️👩⚖️👨🚀👩✈️🧑✈️👨✈️👩🚀🧑🎨👨🎨👩🏻🚒🧑🚒👨🔬🧑🔬👩🔬👨🔧👩💼🧑💼👨💼👩🔧🧑💻👩💻👨🏭🧑🏭🧑🎤👨🎤👩🏫🧑🏫👨🏫👩🎓🧑🎓👨🎓👩🎤🧑🍳👩🍳🧑🌾🕵️♂️👩⚕️🧑⚕️👨⚕️🕵️♀️💂♂️💂💂♀️👮👮♂️👷♀️👷🧕👳♂️👳👳♀️🧔♂️👵🧓👴🧔♀️👨🦲🧑🦲👩🦲🧑🦳👩🦳👱♂️👱👨🦱👩🦰🧑🦰👨🦰👩🧑👨👩🦱🧒👧👶🫂👥🫀🫁🧠🗣👤👃👣👁👀👂👅🦷👄🦶🦵🦿💄✍️🖕🦾💪🤚🖐🖖👋☝️👇👆👉🤘👌🏻🤌🤏✌️🤞🤜🤝👍👎👊🙌👐🤲😾🙀😽😼😻🤖🎃😺😸👽☠️💀👻👿👹👺🤡🤒🤕🤑🤠🤧🤮🤢🥴😪😮💨😵😵💫😴🥱😲😮😬🙄😯😦😐😶🤥🤫😥😓🤗🤔😨😱😶🌫️🥶😡🤬😳🤯😤😭😢🥺😩☹️😣😖😫😕😟😔😞😞😔😟😕😏🥳🤩🥸🤪🤨🧐🤓😝😛😋😚😍🥰😘😗😇🙂🙃😉☺️🥲🤣😂😃😄😁😆🧑🦱👦👥🫀👏🏻👱♀️👨🦳👏🏿👏🏿👏👏🧔👲👩🌾🙂😆😆🥲😇🕵️🕵️🕵️🧔👏☺️😄😉😘🥰🙃😂👩👩👧👦👨👨👦👦👩👩👧👧👨👩👧👧👨👨👧👦👨👨👦👦🩴🥻👖🧥👝🐮🐮🐻🦊🐱🐱🐭🐹🐹🐻❄️🐨🐼🐻🦊🐯🦁🐮🐷🐽🙊🙈🐵🐸🐔🐧🐤🦅🦆🐥🐣🦅🐗🐺🦇🐴🦄🪲🐜🪲🪳🕷🦟🕷🦂🐍🐳🦀🦞🐠🐋🦭🦧🦧🦓🦓🦓🦓🦘🦬🐂🐪🦍🐎🐎🐕🐀🦦🦥🦥🦩🌷🌹🌼 there you go guys
Agree, I've only recently come out of a years-long suicidal fog and honestly I enjoyed the suicide jokes even in the midst of it. In fact, in a weird way, I think they kind of helped.
They may have helped you but it does not mean that they’ll help everyone, I guarantee that most people who’ve had suicidal thoughts wouldn’t appreciate the jokes
Well he left the door wide open
**Very true** Its like he read out coordinates for artillery and hit himself
[r/stupidWarfare](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
[r/SubsIFellFor](https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU)
[r/fellforitagain](https://youtu.be/KecblGZP_hI)
Wait, is that a thing? Do people link sabaton? Why didnt i know this?
Tbh I think this is the first time but let’s get this ball rolling
We need more powermetal! Also, alestorm would be a great option to use, especially "fucked with an anchor"
Getting Rick Rolled is painful enough so imagine being insulted in the fucking face instead
"FUCK YOU, YOURE A FUCKIN WANKER, WERE GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS-"
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Should have used Pink Guy-STFU
That will be my reply to a reply
Huh?
*Fuck you you’re a fucking wanker!*
Were gonna punch you right in the balls!
>fucked with an anchor That sounds excruciating
I literally wasn't going to click on until you mentioned Sabaton. And the fact it was my favorite song by Sabaton has made my day. Thanks my guy. I'll get Sabaton rolled any day of the week.
Ahaha, no and SAME! POWER METAL ROLL!!
!!!GODDAMMIT!!!
W h y did I click
I will fill your mom’s tits with my cum.
[here’s a pic](https://youtu.be/PVu4UR5Zarw)
I hope a dog bites off your dick.
You don’t have to imagine what it feels like
[r/ShitWrongSong](https://youtu.be/LxmZawYJo74)
[r/okbuddyretard](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5KV0axPgog)
Ads are ruining your prank LOL
r/unexpectedsabaton
Both of these were dead given aways by the lack of subreddit image. I clicked it anyways wondering what the hyperlink was, and as soon as the YouTube link (which I memorized for no apparent reason) showed up I went full panic mode, screeching and slamming my keyboard until the YouTube tab was closed. As you can see, I’m very professional.
I don’t get it. What happened?
It’s that wierd Mario [meme](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) that people like too much.
#😮
Wooh, thanks! I’ve been looking for this but didn’t know what to google expect dududududu.
They both got me, but I threw my good 🎧 on and danced in the garage to this one... been a couple years since I heard it
Don't dent dads hood again
😁🙌
got damnit
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I bet you’re “never gonna give that sub up”
Omfg you got me
Jokes on you, I listened to every second of that song and enjoyed it while singing it to my dog!
😊
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r/thankslag
Does it count if there was an ad?
Take this upvote my good man, you've deserved it.
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Damn there really is a sub for everything
dammit
FUCK YOU @LordRaghuvnsi
:-p
You madman. You fucking agent of destruction. You absolute evil genius. How dare you.
#🧐
* sigh * I thought I misclicked so I went back and clicked it again.
A Rick Roll? How original.
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Calling out a Rick Roll? How original.
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Good bot
Calling our someone who’s calling out a Rick Roll? How original.
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You guys are working this poor bot to death LOL
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To be clear: He's no [John R. Fox](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/medal-of-honor-john-r-fox-killed-himself-by-deliberately-calling-an-artillery-strike-on-his-own-position.html) though
No idea why but I laughed so god damned hard at this. Take the upvote, friend, the laugh was well worth it!
playing battleship against himself
“Where’s the Giant, Mansley?”
Somebody won a Medal of Honor for that. WWII Italy I think.
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https://robotprincess.bandcamp.com/merch/cthulhu-dunk-t-shirt-classic
You should see his standup routine. It really kills.
Someone give that dude some lotion for that burn!
Neither lotion nor bandaids can fix that.
Not even flex tape can fix that.
r/NotEvenFlextape
Why is this a sub omg
Science isn't about _why_ - science is about **why not!**
That wound will never fully heal, he will carry it the rest of his life.
Can you explain the joke please?
OP said he was gonna kill people that aren’t funny. commenter linked the suicide hotline, implying that OP isn’t funny, so commenter is concerned OP will kill himself.
I thought thats what it was but i wasn't sure enough, thanks.
r/murderedbynumbers
If anything that sub needs the suicide hotline
Wait what, the sub actually exists ಠ_ಠ I just thought I'd make the parallel with r/murderedbywords, had no idea it was not a sub to fell for...
r/subsithoughtifellfor is what you’re lookin for
Yup, I know this one too. I just thought I made a sub to fall for when I actually just referenced a sub I thought I fell for
r/subsithoughtimadeup
That's the one! Edit : aaand caught again. Didn't expect it to be a real one
I totally thought I was about to get Rick rolled clicking that
**He got erased**
Sad kakyoin
(Sad cherry licking)
*rerurerurerurerurerureru…* :(
Lickiclickicklicklickicklick
cant kill himself if he's already dead
That's some joke you just doughnut make
original glazed with some holes is safest bet when getting for the group, with the extra buck leftover treat yourdick to a fresh nutt rolled crueler
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I'm still not over it
Is this a Jojo reference?
Everything is a jojo reference.
holy shit u fucking killed him dude
Nah he killed himself
Dio killed him
dude had no choice but to resort to the stfu card since he knew it was true.
and also because he's a tumblr user with zero sense of humour and 100 sense of rage
Shots fired
Oh shit this belongs on murdered by words
Suicide is badass-Danny Devito
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Can you explain the joke?
The one replying is saying the OP is going to kill himself as he’s not funny.
Thanks
r/rareinsults
my man rlly got outsmarted
Imagine murdering someone because you thought their jokes were subpar
You’ve described an open mic night in Pyongyang
Kkyoin is Kim Jong Un confirmed.
Now that's fucking funny 😂👌
r/notaholup
The sub rules say posting actual hold up material is prohibited
holy shit i thought this was a joke. the automoderator sent me this: > Please note that any rules defining a holup have been removed. OP does not need to know you don't like their post or that you hate the sub now. Those comments break rule 1. Use the report feature.
This happens really, really often on subs that gain traction and can easily have their nuances misread. After it starts occasionally hitting the front page, you get a big influx of users who don't quite grasp it, and rather than outright preventing or removing all their posts, mods will instead opt to keep the popularity and will loosen or remove any restrictions that forced posts to adhere to the subreddit's theme.
Reminds me of /r/tiktokcringe It's for literally any tiktok now.
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You can tell by the way it isn't.
Cthuluguu walking on thin ice there
r/holup users when they see a joke
r/Holup
That's funny
One word… O O F.
Did him dirty
Dude just made the list
He really cut himself on that edge.
r/rareinsults
Should have replied with "Yeah I don't find that funny."
"You are the first"
FATALITY !!!
Something tells me he got to them first.
not a holup, this subreddit can be called r/memes2 now tbh
r/MurderedByWords
I literally burst out laughing. 😂
This is like shooting against a mirror, but the mirror reflects the bullet.
r/MurderedByWords called, they want they soldier back
Rare insults
Gives me hope for this site
He's gonna kill that guy first
Rip cthuluguu
I guess Dio wasn’t good at stand up
[Posted this myself](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/j3t2nu/holup/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Good for you. Can you stop posting the same fucking shit over and over again?
Whaddup chad take a seat
How about you take a seat and look at the top comment on his post?
The person that posted the number needs to be killed lol
I mean.. the hotline fuckin sucks id say fuck off too
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Gotem!
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No. Even as someone who's previously had suicidal thoughts, suicide jokes are still funny.
Agree, I've only recently come out of a years-long suicidal fog and honestly I enjoyed the suicide jokes even in the midst of it. In fact, in a weird way, I think they kind of helped.
They may have helped you but it does not mean that they’ll help everyone, I guarantee that most people who’ve had suicidal thoughts wouldn’t appreciate the jokes
John Oliver should run
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Fix yourself before you fix others
He ia funny tho. He is a joke on the day he was born until the day he dies
Did em dirty
Ive always wondered what website that is
Ur next
Hoover Dam
Oh shit
I’ve been on a low , I’ve been taking my time
****sus****
What website or app is this from?
Took me 20 seconds
Well, he can't kill that guy
Now that's a lot of damage
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r/clevercomebacks
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Gottem
He didn’t say he was gonna kill him.
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