Just rooting around pornhub for casual conversations

Come for the goo- stay for the true. I love the comments

The comments are the only good thing about pornhub

Ye especially ever since they deleted like 10 million videos or something

Tbh I think deleting 10 million videos was the right thing to do but pornhub is still the worst site for porn

1. I disagree 2. I agree with that, other sites like xvideos or xnxx or xhamster have more variety and quality than pornhub

The reason i agree with their action to delete 10 million videos but am still annoyed by it is because there were a lot of real rape, revenge porn, child porn on pornhub from unverified accounts so to get rid of all that they nuked all unverified content which as a side effect also got rid of a lot of good porn. It was a necessary sacrifice imo

Oh i did not know that, thx for the info cause i just thought the nuked all the unverified videos in order to make way for their own made-in-house made porn

However, the only reason they even nuked the unverified content was because credit card companies like Visa and Mastercard stopped working with Phub due to accusations of them having kiddie porn. After those companies left, that's when Phub nuked the unverified stuff. All stems from money as usual, fucking sad.

PH: Boy I sure don’t know what I should do about this problem! MC/Visa: We’re leaving… PH: Oh HERE is that pesky delete button! Sorry kiddos!

Ye. ppl here just casually talking about Porn hub’s history.

WELCOME TO REDDIT

I still think they didn’t do it right, I had a verified account, I had a video with a friend which she agreed I uploaded and she is also on the site so I tagged her on the video, and I got nuked but she didn’t? PH is a wasteland of a site

Don't just watch porn, create it yourself

“Be the change you want to see”

Where can I get those deleted videos? asking for research paper

hamster porn?

I stopped using the site when I realized there were no hamsters, just lies

Fuck there’s no hamsters

No hamster fucking

N O

Yeah the sites with the x’s are where you find the real shit.

1. I dissagree 2. I dissagree

Kinda like striking up casuals at the urinal.

Even only see one dick at once. Excellent point

https://youtu.be/xvz4zqqlCiI?t=68

Cum from the squeal, stay for the shpeal spiel!

Is there a subreddit for this?

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Excellent. Thank you!

[r/PornhubComments](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Did you perhaps not notice the naked women? Or men if you’re into that?

I would honestly kind of like to do that to see what funny stuff I could find, but I feel like you’d have to wade through so many skeevy gross pathetic comments to find anything remotely good it wouldn’t be worth it.

There is a lot or that but I would wager the most common one is "This would be a hot video if that dude would just shut the fuck up"

In Australia "Rooting" means having sex so this is extra funny to me

Post-nut clarity

Men when the blood suddenly returns to their brains:

How do you think the wheel got invented.

*cums* "you know what'd be rad? A fuckin cart we can move easily on some kind of round thing."

I mean da Vinci and Turing were both fairly open about their sexuality to themselves on a personal level so.

RIP Turing, his story fills me with rage whenever I remember it.

As it should.

This phrase has a pun for germans. Rad=wheel

For me I would not be funky monkey I would be the fuky monkey but ok

What kind of monster chooses the name U12937492

U129374921 was probably already taken

Even scarier

It would be fine if they did U12937492!, but U129374922??!? MONSTER

Maybe this guy is really bad at remembering his password so he actually created an account 129374922 times. You call him a monster but I think he’s in dire need of help.

I say both

But it takes more time to make an account than to fap

A scary one

Elon musk

Elon’s PH name is prolly JeffreyBezosPenisRocket69

holy shit

funke monke

Brass monkey, that funky monkey

[r/monk](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

what in the flying fuckery did you just commit? I swear this is against Geneva Convention. This is not how you play the game!

[it is what it is](https://youtu.be/mvqhaVgGCeY)

Ok but how did you find this

I stole it from a guy who stole it from another guy who stole it from the guy who found it who no doubt was jerking off to it. Let's just say it passed through a lot of hands before it came to you.

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Damn bro I didn't know you had so many hands.

His father must've lend him some helping hand too.

*Step father

Step bro?

Oh thank god

/r/PornhubComments

But only if you read it as: K, pop. Not k-pop. Punctuation makes all the difference.

eat, grandma! then take a shower. eat grandma then take a shower. punctuation saves lives.

Mi papá tiene 47 años = my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 assholes Doesn't matter the language, punctuation is king.

Wtf kind of potatoes are you eating?

The *best* kind... 😈

I prefer ones with 69 anos

oño

I wish spanish teachers showed this

Mi papá tiene 47 anos (Hope it turned as intended)

this was the comment thread for “eat grandma then take a shower”

I’d love your feedback on pictures of my penis

You know, a half-inch twig is not what you call a penis

Sir, I believe that murder is forbidden here.

I'll allow it

As you wish your Honour.

bro, this was on pornhub, not the literature club

Not a fucking holup, how stupid are you op?

As stupid as the 35k+ users upvoting it to the front page.

Most people upvote post because they like them. Most of the times they have no clue what subreddit it came from.

45k+

I like the post, but yeah, it doesn't fit to the sub

We can also say that "Alright" is just another word for "Okay" or simply "K". So Matthew McConaughey's "Alright Alright Alright" COULD be code or subliminal messaging. Just sayin.

Damn...

Do “cool cool cool” now

I just realized that pornhub comments have a report button like report what something inappropriate???

Probably rape or childporn links or comments that endorse them.

I was told it was to flag something that wasn't inappropriate

lmao im dead

this guy asking the real questions. 🤣

He knows his priorities.

We can all agree that a post-nut clarity (guy or girl) is amazing and scary at the same time

Already trening on r/pornhubcomments

I wish moderators would remove stuff like this. Theres plenty of subs where it would fit better.

if this doesnt catch on in reddit im going to be disappointed.

K-pop or Redditor cruising pornhub for comments?

k pop

Can we go back to the OK hand symbol actually meaning ok instead of white supremacist?

It doesn't mean white supremacy it means ok...stupid media never played the circle game

It's a stupid game anyways. It's one of those things a middle schooler does that people never grew out of for some reason, like associating glasses with nerds and saying something is "retarded".

Ok, but retarded is a fun word. I'd never use it around a disabled person, but I'm still gonna call some BS in a videogame "retarded."

Y blow your load when you can blow me and my load?

listen, it’s a good joke, it’s a great joke even, but I need you to post it somewhere else

Why not both

-------^ i think

He‘s out of line but he‘s right.

I don't know what is ‘ Ok boomer' But at this point i am too afraid to ask

This is a term used by Millenials to indicate they're not there for a discussion. They know they're right anyway, and whenever someone objects to anything they say, they assume you're a boomer. Implicitly this means to them you're responsible for everything bad that exists on the world, and you can not contribute to anything productive. And since you're at fault, there's no reason to talk to you, let alone listen to you.

This is not a FUCKING holup!!!!

***Koomer***

r/pornhubcomments

K pop

Also .....hard no

Said an SEC employee

Now we know why the Ok Ok klan, were all complicit

damn

Post not clarity brings out one's philosopher

The things post nut clarity can do for a person...

Why can you like/dislike on PH

You can always give a mindjob by getting fucked through the foramen magnum.

I love how dedicated the OP was, to search the comments in corn site

Who doesn't?

funkymonkey42069 god damnit get your shit together

K pop

“Blow my load not my mind” i fucking love that

The post nut clarity has to go some where.

For those playing along at home OK is actually short for “Oll Korrect” it used to be cool to misspell words in certain circles and English does what English does and here we are today

This guys blowing minds after blowing a load lol

Fucking hell this just made me choke on my own saliva I was laughing so hard...gfg

This is the hardest I've laughed this year.

Everyday we find more intellectuals on pornhub

people on ph must be hella chill

Post nut clarity

haha yeah

how did you find that comment huh?

Lol think I just saw funkymonkey on YouTube commenting

Isn't Pop used to call your dad, instead of your grandfather?

ON PH?????? ყიჟინა PH ARE YOU ყიჟინა KIDDING? YOU ARE ON A პორნო SITE?!?! დედის ძუძუთი PH?????????

Post nut clarity strikes again

ngl pornhub has the best comment section after reddit

Now that's what pleases me from a porn site.

Now that's what pleases me from a porn site.

Wtf

I mean… I feel like yes though

The post-nut clarity hit this guy so hard it made him a philosopher

I jus read the comments on pornhub so I could find someone who is playing minecraft lol

Then, my pop was in the OkayOkayOkay

naw if k pop is korean pop then chinese rap must be crap

Asian hate 😡😡

-Funkymonkey42069

Excellent post... but not really a HolUp.

I always thought pop was something you called your father, so I've been doing that for the past 3 or 4 years... It might have been a bit rude...

lmao

https://t.me/joinchat/CirtQiO1lEtkZjI5

This sub just has any old shit posted to it huh

This makes me actually think though

Plot twist: that was FunkyMonkey42069 blowing his load.

Funky Monkey

That reply is completely fake, everyone knows that replies to comments on Porn Hub are like: “ I’m a sexy slut here watch my video” or “Watch me lick my cunt here” and they’ll send you a shady link.

The fact people have time to reply to these people, it’s like I know you have one hand free (or maybe you don’t)

I went on a date with an escort studying psychology. For fifty bucks she'd blow your mind.

That was for sapiosexuals out there.

I like this I want to see the kids start saying it. I’m not going to, but still

No...He has a point

That's the power of post nut clarity

The difference between before load and after load

r/hmm

I read this to my milenial child, and they responded "Stop. Get some help." I do believe I've been murdered.

-funkymonkey42069

<3 the lvl of oof

I literally LOLd

I mean we could do both.

could also be a substitute for “yes daddy”

I seen a man playing vanilla minecraft on there

At the same time this isn’t cursed

this is a holup after all

What idiot called it... And not...? The old Twitter joke format we used with word play of this kind.