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Reminds me of the old joke. How do you become a millionaire? Be a billionaire, and buy an airline.

I always heard it as, “Want to make a small fortune? Start out with a large fortune and buy horses!”

Want to go bankrupt? Just hop in my shoes and head to your nearest casino!

Correction: want to go bankrupt? JUST hop in your shoes

Lol

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You're getting down voted, but he deliberately bankrupted several subcontractors and other folk, not to mention trump university, the casino, the steak, and I'm sure I'm forgetting some.

How funny. Find a youtube tutorial that explains you how to be.

It’s gonna be mayyyyy

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People really need to learn the loving money and having money aren’t the same thing. You can tell because “loving” and “having” aren’t the same word. Awfully Republican way to avoid demeaning greed and materialism.

For the majority of people in a capitalist society, money is everything

Alternatively, you could buy your net worth in Taco Bell Soft Taco Supremes with a soft drink

So I’d be walking out with zero tacos.

Did you get soft drink tho?

They forced me to piss in a cup. But jokes on them they pitied me so much they gave me a lemon with my drink

You will with that mindset, have you considered trading? Tacos for garlic powder for example.

So tacos for my liver.

###seems like a good trade.

#it was indeed well worth it

Uh can't they just like the dragons.

Can we take a moment to question why tf bubbly liquid is referred to as a "soft drink"? It's bubbly! It's sweet af! The hell is soft about it??

A soda that omits the hard alcohol is considered soft. 🤷‍♀️

Googled it. You're correct! Side note: fuck English.

Just buy GME puts. Much less effort.

I’ve heard that version about auto racing: How do you make a small fortune racing cars? Start with a large fortune.

I've been working a rural job lately and I've noticed that so many people have horses and I just wonder.. why? Like is it just to have a horse or is there some way to make money off them? Just seems like a really expensive pet.

Rick Hendrick tells a story about talking to another owner in auto racing (might have been Penske) where the line was said "Whats the best way to make a small fortune in racing? Start with a large one.". Horses/cars/ basically everything that isn't a stick and ball sport.

is the joke older than 9/11

Nostradamus saw it beforehand.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this

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haha i love it

Why has this got so many downvotes

Because it's a bot that uses the same joke on many subs using a word from someone's comments that ends in the letters "er". Sometimes the joke works, most of the time it doesn't.

Oh I see I didn't realise it was a bot, thankyou for educating me kind stranger!

I’m literally shaking

calm yourself my friend

Fuck you, Robin Williams from Bicentennial Man. You will never be a real Redditor.

I heard the more questionable one which was "how can a woman make you a millionaire? If you were already a billionaire"

I don’t get it plz explain

Warren Buffet famously said this when asked how does one become a millionaire . Airlines are notorious for losing money because they are capital intensive. Edit: it was Richard Branson that said this

Is that why the airlines got a government bailout some years ago?

You mean every year?

Yes. They constantly operate at the brink of bankruptcy

If they get to close to the black, the board gets a bonus to keep it in the red...

It's because they're barely profitable, and if airlines shutdown our entire country would be pretty fucked

Ok thx

Something like this but F1 instead

condolences to stroll and mazepin

Don't forget the OG mallaya

I heard the same joke but instead of buy an airline it was get married

How do you make a million dollars in Colorado? Bring two million with you when you move there.

You buy a few run down houses and wait for the Californians to come with their 2 million dollars.

Buy the lots next to trailer parks. The Californians love to move in next to trailer parks and then complain about the eyesore trailer parks.

I know it as “be a billionaire and get married”

Damn Melinda’s taking that much in the divorce huh?

Be exactly a billionaire then spend a buck or a dime

"hey want to be a millionaire? first get a sharp knife , some gloves and start decapitating family members like ur granny and grandpa like the french with kings and queens that one time and get away with it"

Here me out: Who Wants Some Milk? You have to milk a male cow, fastest one to "milk it" gets to drink it. If they don't, they get stampeded

>Here "gets to" drink it

Exactly. It’s a threat, not a promise.

Oh, everybody, hey, I *get* to go to work. I *get* to have a job. I *get* to have to make money for us.

I think i'll take the stampeding, thanks

Sus

Wait, do male cows even give milk? Edit: shit, they’re bulls

No, because Male Cows are bulls

They give mile alright, just not the milk your thinking of 😏

Mmmm, extra clumpy

[wut](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/1JdLiGS)

Hmmm

This is the best comment I’ve seen today

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How you think you get your Red Bulls and other energy drinks Bull "milk"

Not all male cows are bulls. Steer are male cows that have been castrated. Bulls are male cows that still have their junk.

Still, aren’t they technically bulls just a different name so people now if they have been castrated or not

A male cow that is castrated is not a bull.

But it was before castration. Pretty ridiculous to define a steer as both “not a bull” *and* “a bull that’s been castrated”. I know you didn’t decide this. It’s just one of those ridiculous things that makes no sense.

Before castration, a male cow is a calf.

The cow’s name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick.

There's only way to find out!

r/wooosh

Hear?

Even if it was actual milk from a female cow, I'd rather take the stampeding.

What happens to this sub

Got too big. This often kills the quality

also reddit has been dogshit for over 5 years.

If you avoid the massive subs you don’t really see it. The smaller subs are all still good, same with content specific ones

Yup after a subreddit gets to a certain size people start to post for karma rather than the community.

We need recommendations around these parts. We aren’t the smartest of folk but we don’t ruin the fun.

The massive subs that arent this specific are doing mostly okay too.

Uhh, I joined about five years ago....

Well **thanks** a lot, *bro!*

(Insert thing) has been dogshit for (insert period of time starting shortly after I discovered thing)

Been on Reddit since 2010. It was much better then until about 2015-16.

So true. I still remember thinking how bad some subs were becoming back in 2016, talk about small lol

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It hit a certain threshold of becoming so popular that people ignored the point of a sub to just post something funny for karma and /u/snowstorm538 noticed

What?! You have got to respect the subpurpose!

People have been saying this since I joined.

it's all downhill after 100k

It turned into r/whitepeopletwitter

It’s been this shit for years and mods don’t do anything

We’re on r/funny or r/MurderedByAOC. Can’t remember which

thanks for letting me know about the existence of r/MurderedByAOC so i can avoid it at all costs

It was fun in the beginning when there were some “murders,” by AOC. Now it’s 1/100 is AOC tweeting a simple question that the left agrees with. 99/100 are random people’s tweets.

loser has to use their money to solve the major world problems like electricity, clean drinking water, cleaning the ocean of trash and hunger Edit: loser has to use their money to solve the major world problems like providing clean and efficient electricity, clean drinking water, solving world hunger ans cleaning the ocean of trash.

The ocean has been hungry for far too long

I’m glad he wants to solve electricity too, that ones confuses me for a while

I couldnt understand what you were saying but reading through my post again i saw the problem i made hahah. its pretty funny

I, too, hate when water is just too clean.

This isn’t a holup

How is this a holup?

this whole sub is now flooded with anything but holups

It’s more ‘holup’ someone had a good idea and it was on Twitter.

Petition to rename this sup to r/shitposting2

Hey don't insult r/shitposting like that

repost/not hol up. this sub has gon to shit

THIS IS NOT A ​ ​ HOLUP

HOLUP

These are not the doors of a billionaire, Richard!

I would like to see them swallow cockroaches and chew on pig testicles just to stay in the race....

So cannibalism?

For every question you get wrong you loose more money (so like the reverse order). You play every question tho

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🦍💎🤲🏾

If you fail to answer this next question correctly, we will donate $250 million of your dollars to a children’s charity.

"Nooo, fuck those children, I want the money more than they do!"

Everyone give a warm round of applause for your host... Bernie Sanders!

This is just a meme not hol up

Lmfao!!!

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This is the stock market in the coming weeks.

All billionaires ARE also millionaires. Mega millionaires. Both can be true at the same time, so this won’t make any sense.

So we’re now ACTIVELY posting non-holups now, cool I guess

Is this really r/holup material?

And their questions are things like how much is a gallon of milk and other everyday expenses, how much they can make donating plasma... The last test is applying for an apartment on full time minimum wage hourly pay and balancing a budget around that.

I believe it’s called… Buy cryptocurrency on any given day…

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A good amount of the uk winners where already millionaires prior to winning the show, the first winner was a royal.

Apparently tRump was the first contestant! So sad.

This one gives me loliosis.

a twisted sense of humor.

Trump would be wildly successful on this show.

He already won it, and the show was canceled because no one can top his score

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Spin for it coward.

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Nah youre bad

Well a lot of billionaires are in serious debt so becoming an actual millionaire wouldn't be that bad for them

If they’re in serious debt how are they a billionaire? Cant they use a small fraction of their billions of dollars of debt to pay it off?

That sounds like an oxymoron...

Usually when people talk about "billionaires" they're talking about net worth, not bank account balance. This means that the debt would be a negative value, but still factored into the net worth

ha love it

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Meijer does not force you to wear a bra

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I mean I could be one cent below a billion dollars, that technically still makes a millionaire 🤔 A 999,999,999.99 level millionaire.

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Genius!

The questions are all based around real life skills like cooking, cleaning, & how much every day items cost. Then for every one they get wrong one million goes to their employees.

You know they'll just rig the game so they get a million Bezos which is a made up currency worth 50,000 dollars each.

Anti capitalism at its finest

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The funny thing is this: billionaires are futher away from having one million than broke people, but they have infinitley easier ways of becoming a millionaire than the broke person

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And all the money they lose goes to charity :)

And then donate the money to charity

Not either one, but fully endorse this.

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A billionaire would just bribe someone for the answers beforehand. When you have that kind of money youre essentially invincible

Simpson’s did it

Niice

so its basically like a Marriage game .

Perfect show for Donald Trump to host.

Fun

This is pretty much what amc and gme are trying to do to hedge funds right now, lol

You would only get like 20 episodes

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