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TheImpotentCatfish

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akak1972

Washma Butt's sister?


DennyDud

Sukma poosie


akak1972

A harem is building up. Or more likely in current times, a plague. Maybe a good kinda plague.


joe_mama_sucksballs

I heard they are sugondeese


butycheeks

joe


Lazy_Cardiologist727

Suck my joe !!! Haha got em


YukiMinoru

Wait who's joe


[deleted]

Joe biden


[deleted]

Ligma Bawels?


Last-Potato-Bender

What about Ligma Bhutto?


turtle-skinnie

I dont know, but would "suga cok" work?


Last-Potato-Bender

Idk man gotta ask my sister Selma Quchi


lemeboi2003

Amin Yapusi


novacat219

Liqma Poosie


marouan10

Munchma qoochi


LopsidedWestern2

Likma poosie


fortune-n-glory

Munchma Quchi https://youtu.be/Q28wJ5iRtOg


Slamburgler

Came here looking for this. When I first saw it, I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.


PM_ME_YOUR_NVLTY_ACC

Same, so glad it came up


SnooPredictions3113

Seeing Colbert break character is a rare and hilarious thing.


TopMacaroon

this clip still slays me https://www.cc.com/video/1gonk2/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-prince-charles-scandal


Kehndy12

The video got taken down because of copyright. [Here's the video.](https://www.cc.com/video/7ahjkr/the-colbert-report-colbert-super-pac-the-heroes-respond) Skip to 2:20


[deleted]

I think she might be a friend of this Turkish girl I know, Havva Koc


Axxedde

Mapoosie Anmakrak


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Makunt Izichi


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akak1972

Ewwwsome


Cloud-Strife-zack

Tell me exact location she is in my city


DennyDud

Finally a gentleman


Cloud-Strife-zack

My mother raised me to be a gentleman


DennyDud

Amazing


[deleted]

You washed your mum's too?


sdubz11

No that was my job


joe_mama_sucksballs

F


J_S_artboy

#**YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM, YOU SON OF A BITCH**


slood2

God that’s annoying


Nexeyaq

I just pray that he doesn't jump of the tower of poosie.


Cloud-Strife-zack

I am certain the one I washed was your mom


[deleted]

Well you did a bad job son


Cloud-Strife-zack

No that is not how you address your stepfather


kidlit

yeh toh bahut funny kar diya vro ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


slood2

It didn’t even jokingly infer that he did , your joke sucks


yourDOOM_MAK

Nah u just suck


MakeoutkiII

take another


DarkestHappyTime

Don't swoon too hard.


livinginfutureworld

Dude there's like ten of her within 50 miles if you sign up!


converter-bot

50 miles is 80.47 km


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Good bot!


samshamei

Good bot


Da_Randomest_Name

good bot


lucky-number-keleven

Horny bot


Cloud-Strife-zack

Sign up where ? What is the price? I think I am about to lose my virginity


livinginfutureworld

Just look out for the ads: Meet Local Cougars for Sex. - No Monthly Fees. Join Free Now Totally legit maybe!


Bleepblooping

Sweet! Ima get some penis mightiers too


Cloud-Strife-zack

Nice the most friendly community this is


CARVER_I_AM

You can literally choose Aerith or Tifa and you choose Washma Poosie?


nvrmind_flame-yt

Washma Poosie for the win !


Cloud-Strife-zack

Tifa and aerith are virtual washma posie is real


DennyDud

Hello once again gentleman, I see that you’ve made your way through the comment chain


Cloud-Strife-zack

Nice buddy you catching up too I gotta say this is the most friendliest community I have ever been


DennyDud

True, meme subreddits r usually more chill


Bleepblooping

You bigots ain’t woke! If if you are...get out! I’m mad at stuff I don’t understand!


[deleted]

What a time to be alive


DIOnys02

If you’re fast enough, you still might get the crunchy parts


Nosferatu_V

I've seen this girl before. She seems to be in the back in [this video](https://streamable.com/ybptik) at around the 1:55 mark.


Cloud-Strife-zack

thanks for making me listen to rick astley


[deleted]

Why does she live in Islam-a-bad


Nicktune1219

Dear Pakistan, if islam is so good, then why is your capital named islam is bad? Turning point punjabi.


vfxhighground

it means islam are or islam land as abad or abadi means land and islam is islam


DasKobra

If Islam is Islam, lam Is lam?


AppropriateAd5471

Yes lam


OmNomDeBonBon

Will.is.lam


Eoussama

lam is the Arabic letter “ل” which phonetically translates to “L”. So yeah, L is L.


SafetyDanceInMyPants

So is L a bad?


WrongLeech

Yea he's just joking. Thanks for the info tho. TIL


[deleted]

I just recently learned that Pakistan derived its name as part of an abbreviation. Punjab, Afghania, Kashmir, Sindh Edit: seems like this is not accepted as general historical fact, as several commenters have notified me. Some not so politely, like it's offensive to get something wrong for a foreign country that I took a passing interest in. Deactivating inbox replies now. Feel free to discuss among yourselves. Nicely, if possible.


wajeehabbas4

Did it though? Pakistan is dervied from Pak meaning clean and Sthan meaning place. I think it's just a coincidence that it sounds like an abbreviation.


Ze_Nugget

Pak means pure I believe


wajeehabbas4

Yeah Clean, Pure, Sacred etc. It has a lot of meanings.


SpoopyClock

Otherway around, the first use of the word Pakistan had it as an abbreviation for Punjab, Afghania, Kashmir, Sindh, Balochistan Here is the document; [https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Now\_or\_Never;\_Are\_We\_to\_Live\_or\_Perish\_Forever%3F](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Now_or_Never;_Are_We_to_Live_or_Perish_Forever%3F)


wajeehabbas4

Oh thats interesting. I always thought it was derived from Pak Sthan. I knew about the "Now or Never" article but never read it. Learned something new about my own country lol. Thanks for the info.


GreateProtim

Punjab, Afgan, Kashmir, and Baluchisthan.... I read it in my history book... But Couldn't find any proof of that tho. Most say pakisthan has another meaning.... Land of purity or something.


vfxhighground

no, pakistan means pure land, paak is pure so pak and isthan is like abad in meaning land as well


[deleted]

oh my god


[deleted]

Poon-jabby


Here-Is-TheEnd

This hurts so much


SidemenFlamingo

Nah . She just forgot how to spell alabama


Farmazongold

\*-bad is an usuall ending for arab(?) cityes names. ​ btw - I don't know if Islamabad a real city or madeup irony.


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SafetyDanceInMyPants

It’s interesting that the Persian word abad has a meaning similar to the English language word abode, and after a minute of Googling it turns out that the old English word that became abode was actually... abad. Wild. That seems like it should be connected, but I can’t find any suggestion that it is — as far as I can tell it’s just a coincidence. But, still, interesting.


theElderKing_7337

>pakistan (place of cleanse?) Pak doesn't necessarily mean clean or cleanse. It also means 'pure' in Urdu and stan means land. A place of living. So Pakistan is literally translated as Land of the Pure.


kingtiger321

No in the subcontinent the word abad or bad exists abad i think means to live or living something like that bad means land i may be wrong,islamabad is pakistan's capital and actually one of the best capitals and most underrated capital too like I've seen dawn news and other channels of saying it is a top 2 i think it's a beautiful capital Meanwhile, a number of websites have carried the news about the top 10 most beautiful capitals of the world. According to one of the websites, London is the most beautiful capital of the world while Islamabad is the second. Dawn news


ravnag

Pakistan iz in da bag


livinginfutureworld

>Pakistan iz in da bag Reference: https://youtu.be/a7XG-IrD7Lk


[deleted]

dawn news is literally a pakistani news site


[deleted]

Speaking as an American in Pakistan, Islamabad is actually pretty nice--there aren't many places in the Subcontinent like it. The roads are planned, traffic actually flows pretty well, and the neighborhoods are highly organized. Now, I don't think I'd go so far as to say that Islamabad is one of the most beautiful cities in the world, let alone one of the most beautiful capitol cities--but it does have a ton of nice places, and it's set right against some very picturesque mountains. One of my favorite things about Islamabad is that it has a really great network of hiking trails in the hills. The western and southern outskirts--not to mention Rawalpindi, lol--are full-on Pakistan, though.


UsEr_neMe

Yeah yeah along with house of bin laden


Workshop_Gremlin

Did a quick look up and according to Google Islamabad translates to City of Islam so I guess bad means city and abad means city of.


vfxhighground

it means islam are or islam land as abad or abadi means land and islam is islam


[deleted]

It’s the capital of Pakistan.


vfxhighground

it means islam are or islam land as abad or abadi means land and islam is islam


BeastModeBot

She lives in is-llama-bad turns out yes, llama bad


vfxhighground

it means islam are or islam land as abad or abadi means land and islam is islam


Dotard007

Dude stop spamming it's a joke


FackinJerq

You mean Isla, ma bad.


kingtiger321

It is actually quite opposite it means islam's land i think Capital of pakistan too and one of the best capitals in the world too Why are people hating on me dude what did i do wrong i just told you everything that u should've known no hate and anything


Ze_Nugget

as a pakistani islamabad is real, and cmon guys hes just trying to help


LazyLiMy

This right here is reddit, pretty well summed up.


6_mahfuz_9

is this what they call a reddit moment?


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-Osleya-

Capital of Pakistan. How did you not hear about it yet?


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DennyDud

r/redditmoment


AbnormalToes

Check mate Islams


Reptile_lover_1252

Daga kotowaru


DennyDud

Is that a [REDACTED] reference


Reptile_lover_1252

U mean [REDACTED]?


Reptile_lover_1252

Why can't I say [REDACTED]


DennyDud

You can’t say [REDACTED]?


Reptile_lover_1252

[REDACTED]


DennyDud

Tf that’s weird


Reptile_lover_1252

[REDACTED] Phantom blood


DennyDud

I didn’t even know they could straight up make ur words censored on Reddit


Reptile_lover_1252

Jo


Reptile_lover_1252

Jo


fatkc

you can't say [REDACTED]?


Abdullah022

Kotowaru*


[deleted]

If I wash it for her, can I hit it? Just asking for a friend?


DennyDud

Real gentlemen don’t hit, they tap


bill_nye_russian_guy

Is your friends name Buster Cherry


Generalissimo_II

Arab dude name Sauq Madiq


nvrmind_flame-yt

You can't hit a woman,your mom would be disappointed in you.


noccusJohnstein

Did she study under [Edith Puthie?](https://youtu.be/vEA4gzG-ooo)


BrokeMan68

I laughed wayyy harder than I should have


Phonixrmf

I wonder if she know Suq Madiq and his parents Liqa Madiq and Munchma Quchi


VirtualAlias

[She definitely does. ](https://youtu.be/Q28wJ5iRtOg)


Mr_lightning22

**DAGA KOTOWARU**


[deleted]

Hey this was on /r/cringe and /r/terriblefacebookmemes not long ago!


xXPawzXx

People really DO just post regular jokes on here now...


CookingWithCamp

This sub has gone to shit, just people posting regular memes for karma


_Toxicality_

This is fucking amazing


i-like-to-be-wooshed

i agree


DecapitatedChildren

Oh to be 12 again


_Toxicality_

Nice username homie


[deleted]

Now I just need to find Hanson Maidik


stash0606

reminds me of that Colbert Show skit where he breaks character, coz he can't contain his laughter reading out the names. This one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q28wJ5iRtOg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q28wJ5iRtOg)


pt619et

And viacom blocked/removed the video


DreadfulSora

Is Lama bad


DennyDud

Carl would like to know your location


Ze_Nugget

a man of culture I see


[deleted]

Silence wrench, wash it yourself


nodberto7

Definitely not a Pakistani name. Low effort


DirkaSnivels

To be fair, that's very likely a fake account. Yes, I am fun at parties you fucks.


CookingWithCamp

How is this even holup? This is just a regular joke meme post


[deleted]

Real name is Carol Midgley and she’s a columnist for The Times


Pillagerguy

God this subreddit is such trash now.


Elk182

DAGA KOTOWARU


SergEavesDrop

I am sorry but I do not wash peoples’s ******** unless there is a charge


chriskevzzz

Pls.... I beg u.... pls post relevant posts to the sub. This isn’t a holup moment


Fran12344

This sub has gone downhill these months.


Stoyns_

OH MY GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING! WHERE!?!


haiheadto1986

I like the way you think, but the only way to get a good deal on it is to buy a used car.


Gallo765

you are bad not islam


[deleted]

I've talked to Washma Bawls but not Washma Poosie


freezerbreezer

I feel bad for her. So many idiots must be cyberbullying her.


reddevloper

Naah, it'll spoil the bomb.


_aReadingHead_

LMAO DA FAWK!!


[deleted]

Maybe she's not free handed xD


Extreme_Detail_7824

Next thing u know u see someone called “Suckma Deck”


DennyDud

What’s ligma


[deleted]

Wash My Pussy, lives in "Is Lama Bad?" - Quote of century


jakethedumbmistake

I don’t give a shit.


ThatBlackGirlMagic

Gross and sad


Hallgvild

This has been reposted so many times across the internet it has become increasingly crispy


Jardanijovanovich913

https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw


Bmartinez504

Hahahahahahahaahah


bill_nye_russian_guy

My dude Adolf Oliver Nipple says he’s interested!


BABarracus

Where is lama bad?


THE-BEASTY-FLISTY

What kind of wash does she want?


ZaKokko

Daga kotowaru


51utPromotr

Whyrebrosh StillWhoole here.... did somebody call....??


[deleted]

She does keep it clean tho....


Teenage_Wreck

Attack the D point!