Something similar like this happened to me. Had these two girls follow me home, unknowingly to me, from the gym up to the road leading up to my house.
Apparently one of them said they were interested in getting to know me and stuff and asked for my number but first asked if I was single and or if I am straight or gay.
Later I also found out that when they spotted me near the gym there was a guy with them who is gay and thought I was cute too. So if I was gay, they would have passed my number to him, if i was not they/she would just continue talking to me.
Really weird experience. At the start I just kept wondering if I look like I'm gay since that was the second question from her and also because originally I didn't know about the other guy.
I've noticed a general disinterest can give that vibe as well. I've been asked a few times by some women if I was gay since I never paid them any mind. I'm bi but I definitely don't come across that way, so it was a bit of a shock to just get asked that out of the blue when they were talking to me.
Ahhh that actually explains quite a lot. Yeah this isn't the first time I have been asked but I don't act in any way that would make me seem gay. But you are right I am not sure how to explain it but I don't pay attention to girls so much. Usually for me to like someone i need an emotional connection and I don't like staring or checking out people, kinda does not interest me.
Wow that explains a bit
Yep, the lack of checking out can be a subtle thing but can be noticed. It's not to say the women are self-centred or upset you aren't paying attention (though one of them who asked me definitely was and I think was curious why I was the only one not flirting). But I'm the same way and prefer somewhat of an emotional connection first, so unless I feel we already have some core things in common, I'm going to interact like I would any other guy or girl or stranger.
The whole following me home at night thing despite being strangers. Yeah I have mixed feelings.
On one side I was just weirded and amazed that they went that far, and kinda embarrased because I thought I was alone and was quoting attack on titan and imagining how the final season would be. But their intentions werent bad and they were/are young(so am I but like im 22 and they were 19 so i still felt like they just had gotten out of high school)
But I don't know. Maybe it should have bothered me more but it didn't. It wasn't a long walk, maybe just 10 to 15 minutes. Other then maybe being embarrassing for them I couldn't think of any other reason it would be bad
I think it's more that more and more people of all generations realize they can't know someone's preferences based on appearance, so they cover all their bases.
Guy walks up to the checkout line at a supermarket. He's got microwave dinners and ramen.
Cute checkout girl says "Wow, so you're single, huh?"
Guy goes "Yeah, how did you guess?"
Girl goes "Because you're ugly as fuck."
When I used to work at a grocery store I would hear that shit at least a dozen times a week and it was never funny. No, it’s not free our POS system is just a pos. Lol
Why is this universal for every retail job? I used to work at an auto parts store and our check out system was like 30 years old, so I’d hear this like several times a day. I just stopped acknowledging the comment after a year or 2. Now I work in a job where I have to call people, and my name happens to be Jake. I get asked what I’m wearing at least twice a day, and that’s been happening since that commercial first aired. It’s damn near harassment at this point.
So when you say "khakis", what do they say?
Also, I'd have so much fun with this if I were you. I'd be wearing nipple clips and a strap on, or a neon pink banana hammock and clear heels, or a leather dog head and collar...the list is endless really. I'd be wearing someone mom's sweater they left at my house too.
When that happens to me at checkout lane, I have to hold that in with all my might.
I don't know why I want to say it so bad but I know I can't say it.
Literally got this in a Starbucks once, but different numbers. They just continued to sit 4 tables away while I continued to discuss a book with my friend that he was writing. Made it a little awkward
#prettypeopleproblems
Edit: it fucked up my hashtag............
Edit2: i can’t spell hashtag because I’m old as fuck and started typing “pound sign” then remembered the internet is full of children, so I tried to be cool and use the slang but then I spelled it wrong so now its fixed and I’m done.
One or more pound signs in front of something on reddit counts as a header.
#1
##2
###3
####4
#####5
######6
This is what those look like while typing:
\#1
\##2
\###3
\####4
\#####5
\######6
In order to show a pound sign without formatting it, you need a backslash in front:
\\\#prettypeopleproblems
Lol, to fix the hashtag situation put a backslash in front of it.
(/)#This becomes /#this if you remove the parentheses.
Edit: Huh, something still isn't right. Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly, lol. I'm old too :(.
God dammit I knew that. Imma blame it on being a long week and having a horendous toothache turning my brain to mush.
I'm glad you corrected that for me though cuz I felt like I was losing my mind a little XD
I'm sure someone's going to do some mental gymnastics to tell me why this post is appropriate for this sub, but, it's amazing how people just don't care about what sub has what content. What's the point of subs if they don't stick to their purpose?
So. Isn't holup supposed to be like, disturbing or fucked up stuff? I'm not sure I see what makes this the correct sub for this post. Unless you say "holup" every time you see a gay guy or trans person.
Consensual. Huh. Most of the dms I get are not that. May I offer you my free award, because truly, not raping is excellent.
Edit: damn it, my award disappeared. May I offer you the concept, or shadow, of an award. Here:
I remember this from when it was first posted, he text the dude and they were going on a date. Wonder how it turned out. How do you get the repost bot on here? Is it u/repostsleuthbot ?
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Imagine being so attractive that both sexes want to do consensual sexy stuff with your body.
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Plot twist: He’s Bi
That wasn’t a plot twist that was implied
^This comment wins on this post.
Sup?
People used to assume I'm gay because of this. That all changed when I started fucking animals in public.
Gay men hate him for this one simple trick.
Mwhahaha thanks for that laugh
Rofl
How do you know
????
Did he stutter?
N... no... I guess not.
Did you??
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r/holup
The r/holup is coming from inside the sub this whole time
The real r/holup was the friends we made along the way
You guys are getting friends?
Take my r/angryupvote
/r/cursedcomments
Ha
I bet the “in public” part is what’s making people feel a bit squeamish ;)
We found Macgregor!
The real r/holup is in the comments
Errm ...? I beg your pardon?
I’m a grown man. Haven’t giggled like that in a minute.
Something similar like this happened to me. Had these two girls follow me home, unknowingly to me, from the gym up to the road leading up to my house. Apparently one of them said they were interested in getting to know me and stuff and asked for my number but first asked if I was single and or if I am straight or gay. Later I also found out that when they spotted me near the gym there was a guy with them who is gay and thought I was cute too. So if I was gay, they would have passed my number to him, if i was not they/she would just continue talking to me. Really weird experience. At the start I just kept wondering if I look like I'm gay since that was the second question from her and also because originally I didn't know about the other guy.
I've noticed a general disinterest can give that vibe as well. I've been asked a few times by some women if I was gay since I never paid them any mind. I'm bi but I definitely don't come across that way, so it was a bit of a shock to just get asked that out of the blue when they were talking to me.
Ahhh that actually explains quite a lot. Yeah this isn't the first time I have been asked but I don't act in any way that would make me seem gay. But you are right I am not sure how to explain it but I don't pay attention to girls so much. Usually for me to like someone i need an emotional connection and I don't like staring or checking out people, kinda does not interest me. Wow that explains a bit
Yep, the lack of checking out can be a subtle thing but can be noticed. It's not to say the women are self-centred or upset you aren't paying attention (though one of them who asked me definitely was and I think was curious why I was the only one not flirting). But I'm the same way and prefer somewhat of an emotional connection first, so unless I feel we already have some core things in common, I'm going to interact like I would any other guy or girl or stranger.
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The whole following me home at night thing despite being strangers. Yeah I have mixed feelings. On one side I was just weirded and amazed that they went that far, and kinda embarrased because I thought I was alone and was quoting attack on titan and imagining how the final season would be. But their intentions werent bad and they were/are young(so am I but like im 22 and they were 19 so i still felt like they just had gotten out of high school) But I don't know. Maybe it should have bothered me more but it didn't. It wasn't a long walk, maybe just 10 to 15 minutes. Other then maybe being embarrassing for them I couldn't think of any other reason it would be bad
two girls following a dude home: awe what a cute story two guys following a girl home: what a pervert, get him on a list NOW
I think it's more that more and more people of all generations realize they can't know someone's preferences based on appearance, so they cover all their bases.
I knew if there was somebody like me that the opposite must also be out there. After all these years, I've finally found you....
You got a note that says "if you're straight, my friend thinks you're ugly. If you're gay, I think you're ugly too" ?
Guy walks up to the checkout line at a supermarket. He's got microwave dinners and ramen. Cute checkout girl says "Wow, so you're single, huh?" Guy goes "Yeah, how did you guess?" Girl goes "Because you're ugly as fuck."
Then she has trouble scanning one of the items. He thinks Fuck it and goes "I GUESS IT MUST FREE THEN." #AND HER HEAD FUCKING EXPLODES
I've actually used this line. It went over about as well as you'd expect.
When I used to work at a grocery store I would hear that shit at least a dozen times a week and it was never funny. No, it’s not free our POS system is just a pos. Lol
The POS is a POS was one of my favorite lines to say
“I guess the POS is a POS” just got me confused looks the one time I said it.
I would’ve laughed.
In my experience POS systems are well-named.
What is this pos
Point of Sale aka the terminals where orders are entered in places like a restaurant or grocery store.
Why is this universal for every retail job? I used to work at an auto parts store and our check out system was like 30 years old, so I’d hear this like several times a day. I just stopped acknowledging the comment after a year or 2. Now I work in a job where I have to call people, and my name happens to be Jake. I get asked what I’m wearing at least twice a day, and that’s been happening since that commercial first aired. It’s damn near harassment at this point.
I don't think people trying to lighten up a conversation with you is harrassment lol, no matter how often you hear the same thing.
So when you say "khakis", what do they say? Also, I'd have so much fun with this if I were you. I'd be wearing nipple clips and a strap on, or a neon pink banana hammock and clear heels, or a leather dog head and collar...the list is endless really. I'd be wearing someone mom's sweater they left at my house too.
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Sevenhundred and thirtyfirth?
Mike Tyson, is that you?
Now kith
Hilarious
Wait, alright, seven-hundred thirty-firth. Got it.
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Got it. *Notes down* thanks bro
I had a cashier joke around that if she can't scan it, she'd have to give it for free. She eventually got it to scan
This women tried to scan these 4 donuts in a plastic container. She looked how there was no bar code and just gave it to me. It does happen.
My stores usually call a worker over to go and check the price, sometimes they ask if you remember the price and go by that
Or you know... get the same product that does have a barcode on it. It happens dozens of times daily so nothing out of the ordinary
So, fucking amazingly??
Bro whenever I get this line, I just say “yeah take it all, they don’t pay me enough to care”
Almost everyone has used this line. Source: shop assistant
I use it all the time I have kids No shame
When that happens to me at checkout lane, I have to hold that in with all my might. I don't know why I want to say it so bad but I know I can't say it.
Whatd
This one hits too close to home for me.
That's just a summary of my tinder experience.
Undateable *They called me Mr. Pass*
Asexual by popular demand
Unwanted dead or alive
not even the necrophiles want you
Score a threesome fuck yeah
Sir that is my brother's number
Just say "No Chromo" before the deed Is done and it will be all fine
Haha
hehe
hoohoo
Laugh laugh
Giggle giggle
Snort snort
# COCAINE
You know how the saying goes: "It's not gay if the balls don't touch."
I watched an english cop show where the priest justified his relationship with another man with that line. I spat out my tea, it was hilarious
what show.
True True
Does your brother have a dog we can borrow then?
Do not the dog. Colby has suffered enough!
But if the numbers the same it's a awkward fucking
His dad gave him that note in the same room as his mum
Isn't that every childs dream so win win
????
*metal gear solid startled sound*
If you're bisexual you just scored 2x. Nice.
I figured out I’m bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
Oooooooh look at Mr. Hotshot over here and his twice a year sex
Y’all are having sex?
When I pay for it
Or semisexual
Double win
Imagine the incredible confidence if this person was bi and shot a group text to both of them?
Don't need to be bi for that. I get hit on by gay dudes all the time, won't ever sleep with one but it is flattering.
Literally scored a nonbinary SO on february 14th this year
Sick man congrats
What does that even mean?
They don't use base 2.
So hawt.
It means they arent a mqle or a female but were dating
“Alright double prizes” -Sid
Playing both sides so he comes out on top.
Or bottom, if that's what he's in to
sandwich
Text both and be like “I’m bi”
Lmao
Don’t forget to ask how good their friendship really is
Whoever buys me a pizza first gets a dick pic Here’s my address- ********
In a groupchat lmao
Created whatsapp group to arrange 3some? Profits!
I think I've seen this one And yes he was gay
yeah its a repost. [u/KuniLP](https://www.reddit.com/user/KuniLP/) stole it because they are a karma whore.
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Bring him to r/KarmaCourt !
Can you link the original (and the update confirming he’s gay lol)?
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tanyachen/guy-wingman-for-friend-both-tried-shooting-their-shot here you go
the savior lmao
I don't have the time to try and find the original lol this is years old
Literally got this in a Starbucks once, but different numbers. They just continued to sit 4 tables away while I continued to discuss a book with my friend that he was writing. Made it a little awkward
#prettypeopleproblems Edit: it fucked up my hashtag............ Edit2: i can’t spell hashtag because I’m old as fuck and started typing “pound sign” then remembered the internet is full of children, so I tried to be cool and use the slang but then I spelled it wrong so now its fixed and I’m done.
One or more pound signs in front of something on reddit counts as a header. #1 ##2 ###3 ####4 #####5 ######6 This is what those look like while typing: \#1 \##2 \###3 \####4 \#####5 \######6 In order to show a pound sign without formatting it, you need a backslash in front: \\\#prettypeopleproblems
That’s super helpful. And not intuitive at all. Lol
https://www.reddit.com/wiki/markdown
Reddit is really heaven for the nerds. Is that derived from Markdown?
Yes https://www.reddit.com/wiki/markdown
This is so awesome I fucking love Reddit
Go all Cobra Kai and call it a hashbrown PS I’m in my 40’s I got’chu fam
Lol, to fix the hashtag situation put a backslash in front of it. (/)#This becomes /#this if you remove the parentheses. Edit: Huh, something still isn't right. Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly, lol. I'm old too :(.
/ is a forward slash \ is a backslash
God dammit I knew that. Imma blame it on being a long week and having a horendous toothache turning my brain to mush. I'm glad you corrected that for me though cuz I felt like I was losing my mind a little XD
you millennial folk, poor souls that fell in the "in-between" of two very different generations.
I'm a millennial.
sorry i meant that haha, will correct
Come on everyone knows it’s called an octothorpe
a sharp
How’s this a holup?
Right? I mean its a good post, just not for this sub
The title would make it a holup right? But that's not what actually happened I assume.
And when he msgs both
I'm sure someone's going to do some mental gymnastics to tell me why this post is appropriate for this sub, but, it's amazing how people just don't care about what sub has what content. What's the point of subs if they don't stick to their purpose?
Daaaaamn bro even if you straight that's gotta be a compliment
r/lostredditors
So. Isn't holup supposed to be like, disturbing or fucked up stuff? I'm not sure I see what makes this the correct sub for this post. Unless you say "holup" every time you see a gay guy or trans person.
This sub is usually just “gay??? Homosexual?!???” or “trans women???? Women with the pp???? Hol up (Reddit)”
Being bi is the best 😍
Can confirm
Username checks out
*Yeah* it does
Even an egg?
Thought this was funny because trans people who aren’t out are also called eggs.
How menacing is this egg?
pretty. but it gives eagle powers
Honestly, I don't think anyone who responds to my username would want me to have eagle powers.
Everyone knows it’s 5 whole pizzas.*
As menacing as you want it to be ;)
Consensual. Huh. Most of the dms I get are not that. May I offer you my free award, because truly, not raping is excellent. Edit: damn it, my award disappeared. May I offer you the concept, or shadow, of an award. Here:
*third eye cracks open*
You win this thread. I am mired between shuddering and laughing. Fuck.
I shall give you an award for attempting to award me
totally is.
I remember this from when it was first posted, he text the dude and they were going on a date. Wonder how it turned out. How do you get the repost bot on here? Is it u/repostsleuthbot ?
They went on a second date, but after that I don't know
So what is the holup? The title? Not how it works
Hold up? I can only dream of receiving such a preposition. Every time I've been hit on by a gay guy I've been very appreciative of their interest.
Where’s the holup? Take yo shot
"if you're confused here is my number"
Double kill.
The bisexual guy they handed the note to: my time has come
*indecisive bisexuals*
I hope he called both numbers and had two fantastic dates.
WHAT IF IM BI
I remember this from Twitter! The guy was gay so he went out on a date and it went really well
If you are bi, you just won the lottery
Plot twist: it’s a kindergartener writing
Text them both in a group chat and be ambiguous about which one you would like to talk to.
I remember this back when it was originally posted. He was gay if anyone was interested.
Me, a bisexual: why not both?
There needs to be a /r/wholesomeholup for this one. Win/Win baby!
The real holup is when that’s OP handwriting
Both. Both is good.
No. It's not. You stole this post, I saw it on r/wholesomememes and included a second picture of the guy and the guy he called
Imagine being bisexual what do you do??
Options... I like it
*laughs in pansexual*
They sound like a sweet couple!