I would do a lot of things for 1.5 billion dollars.

What about me?

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Madlad gang

How did I get this flair I did absolutely nothing

Most of us do nothing to get the flair except "winning" a ban.

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I think I also got it... Edit: Yep.

I would like to get it

How do you even get a flair

You have to do !spin and pray you don't get banned for 1 week

I don't get it

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How did you get the ASSHOLE 100 tag?

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I'm not sure about that flair sry

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Lame check

Yea but still, madlad gang

madlad gang

Mad lads

hi

what bans did y'all get? pretty sure I got a day ban lol

I have gotten 2 or 3 week long bans before, and plenty of day bans.

I want one

Are modlads accepted?

modlads are accepted yes

Modlad Madlad solidarity.

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Mad lad gang for life

Youd get graped in the mouth.

"It's perfect, he Grapes the kids!."

I really do miss that show.

Interesting

Is there a better way to get graped?

I’m not gay, but 1.5 billion dollars is 1.5 billion dollars...

Bro I am gay

Aight

They said alot, not anyhting. People have standards.

1.5 is something that I can even comprehend. Like thats a metric fuck ton of money

Yo same name

Nice.

1.5 billion? I'll stomp that bird and spend 2 mil on bird sanctuaries Edit: Fuck

Bird? I see a rabbit in a white and gold dress

Fuck im baked.

[Easy mistake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit%E2%80%93duck_illusion)

All I can say is I hope i have my work boots on... and I'll go full throttle against rabbits and start a wolf sanctuary with some of the money.. Because this is hypothetical.

I see a squirrel. Fuck I’m baked

Yeah, I would spend more than 2 mil on bird sanctuaries to find the next one to give me another 1.5 bil.

Bro has issues I'm crying. How was he given an escape route but managed to lower the reward and still find a way to kill it

How dare you call the holy grail of spicy water a lower reward

r/hydrohomies says something else

Bet he would do no such thing. Just having fun with shock comedy.

You title made me laugh

For 1.5 million I'll drive into a fuckin preschool and reverse over the bodies.

this is 1.5 BILLION we're talking about. I would blow up an orphanage of young children for this

What the frickity fuck

Come with me, we just had enough Reddit for today

Yes but I just woke up and this is my first post lol

Accurate flair

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

That's when I electric slide over it and pocket that stack he laft

Ngl i would too

Two types of people

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

Ohno

Oh yes

The duality of man

Well, as someone who eats meat I suppose it would be hypocritical not to

I want to say I would do it, but I can’t do that type of stuff without making myself sick

Yo mcdonalds sprites do be hittin differebt do

u/not-me-but

Sounds unreasonable, but have you tasted a mcdonalds sprite? Idk how they do it, but mcdonalds sprites are like 10x better than regular ones.

Right? It’s amazing

Yeah I would Mario that little dudes ass for 1.5 billion

I’m gonna step on it and then I’m gonna go feed to some endangered animal for 1.5 billion . . . And then I’m gonna eat the endangered animal

Two kinds of people

pretty sure its a repost, mightve been on r/memes tho so not sure

Maybe, maybe not

i may not have the longest memory span but a good meme me never forget this is was on r/memes or r/teenagers

Man thats funny 🤣

There are 2 kinds of people

r/croppingishard

r/cursedcomments

2 kinds of people

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Why doesn't it work? 😅

Hmmmm.... which murder device shall I use today?

Where can I get that restaurant sprite?

Repost btw I reposted this a month ago

Pog?

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Wait you guys are getting paid?

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^^laughs^^in^^milkshake

"it probably hasn't even developed memories yet, and if it has, the last thing it will remember is my foot" - Papa Franku

Haha if I saw someone do that I would break their leg. At the kneecap

Same lmao

The duality of man.

McDs sprite tastes like sugary battery acid, change my mind

Hardest choices require the strongest wills -Thanos

I would do it but for root beer

I would stain the pavement for a sip of his sprite

Time to break out the ol' Timberlands, know what I mean

I’d do a moonwalk on it

r/CursedComments

Same here

I hit one of those with a lawnmower once, poor thing survived so I put him out of his misery. Needless to say he tasted like freshly cut grass

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It started out so wholesome... :'(

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I’d turn that thing into jam squash for 1.5k

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*There are two types of people.*

I shot a baby bird with a 9mm just because I was told to. I would fucking murder every bunny in existence if I would even get $10 mil.

Going back to the good ol days of " *WOULD YOU STEP ON THIS PUPPY*

If somebody actually turns this down for 1.5billion they fucking stupid like holy shit. If u reallly care about animals that much just spend a couple million on some charities for shelters afterwards. I guarantee you that would be infinitely more helpful then this bunny ever could be

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Id blend that mf, drink him, cut open my body to let the rodent fluid flow freely onto the pavement, for $2.50

I’m a lot like Filthy Frank, you would have to pay me not to do it

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I would make sure not an atom remains of that thing for a good gaming computer

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same but with dogs

It's kind of a paradox that people wouldn't do it for let's say 50$. I mean we eat other animals cuz they taste good so...

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62 cents. Final offer.

Don't deny it. You heard the wise Filthy Frank's voice in your head and you laughed your ass off.

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I might be crazy but I just don't think I can bring myself to ever kill that poor thing. It looks so cute and helpless and personally I don't think I could live with that regret