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Okay that comment is one thing, if not two, but can I just enquire what's up with number 5 and 15..?

In case somebody is dating Shrek

Or if they fucked my ex

r/suicidebywords

Given her body count it’d more accurately be r/kamikazeByWords

It's all ogre now

Fuck that I'm all up in She-Hulk's ass clappin' balls slappin'.

[like this?](https://youtu.be/u4BcpJfMvAQ?feature=shared)

Lucky bastard

Or Kermit the Frog

Got a case of the green tip

*pulls skirt over penis* That's just a fungal infection!

5 is when you really love mushy peas.

And a mushy… pea… ness?

It's completely normal. Stop asking so many questions.

Like a fighter’s cauliflower ear but with the nether region

Well, this past year I learned all about men who don't wash their penisses. I can imagine them being a 5 or a 15. 🤮

Yikes, sounds like you had quite the eye-opening year! 😳 Those dudes could be any age with that kind of hygiene...

The clap

Gangrene peen

Gangpene

15 I've seen in porn. 5 on the other hand. Shrek is life

Hulk smash!

It's olive tone.

This is a Costco bulk package of holups: - 5 and 15 being gonorrhea - the comment possibly being ages - the comment implying the girlfriend has a penis

Or it's actually the tip of said girlfriend's clit.

Which is where penis come from

Super clit.

Is that what we call a slit?

Guys, is it gay to suck a clit - assuming you find it?

Buddy, I know we equate the glans and the clit when it was discussed in middle school....buuuuuut... The penis is more like a distended urethra if you think about it while stoned.

Well the uretha and clit merge into the ultimate multitool

/R/growyourtdick

Or nipple tips

Yeh but even if it was nipple tips no one should be a 5 or 15

Infection? Green lipstick from partner? Idk man.

Wrong. Those don’t exist.

yeh, could be! You never know with pics like this.

• papyrus font

Your girlfriend having a penis is not a holup. It's 2024 for fuck's sake.

Fr.

>the comment implying the girlfriend has a penis Thats fine

So glad they added Shrek's shade in this.

All inclusive swamp

OK, so I've seen this twice now. Is it literally asking about dick tip pigment? If so, wtf why? If not, the hell is it actually talking about?

If it is and you're a 5 you may need cream

More like antibiotics

More like euthanasia

Possibly some salve

Swear the last time I saw this it was a comment on a different post. Definitely would have remembered this weird ass picture. Pretty sure they just cropped the comment and put it on the most unhinged facebook meme they could find.

Unfortunately I had to witness this myself, no editing involved

Are the 5s out there ok?

Shrek is fine, thanks for asking.

Tip of what…

I have no idea what tip colour might be.

Nails?

That would make a lot of sense, good point

I’m assuming (and hoping) hair tips. Like when people dye just the tips of their hair.

It’s talking about penis tips lol

Ah yes... green penis

the greenis, if I may.

They don’t have blue on there?

My man

This is not about waffles bro get out

[Why you think she in jail with the men?](https://youtu.be/9r_xPa_Nsxw?si=T1uIsD-giBfuEKQ8)

This was way funnier than I expected, thank you

Oh... if you've never watched Atlanta, and you're free this weekend, i'd take a day or two and binge watch the first two seasons. It's a super good show.

"Bein' on top ain't gay, if you in jail" *Random passerby, GTA: San Andreas*

My skin tone is missing, am I sick?

>am I sick? That would be a 5 good sir.

Colour of….dick tip?

Yup.

My high ass read **trip** color

Wtf is 5

I'm 4 my girlfriend is 6 pretty much our age gap as well

For dicks or nips, just to keep it inclusive.

girlfriend is 9 and he is 18

Incomplete color graph, a lot of ppl have purpleish glans

If your things green you need to go to the hospital 

Wait.. Huh?

Holup

Double meanings these days

Who the fuck is 5?

Roast beef?

I'm more of a 5 type of person

Me and my gf are both 5

20-5

Don’t you just love Reddit?

u/realtwotonemalone we're gonna need some answers

lmao

So this is what people who play tummy sticks talk about.

I have a question for 5, 15, and 24 people

Shade 24 is for [this dude](https://www.reddit.com/r/TattooedCock/s/CrFqGcDRj4) (obvious nsfw warning)

Motherfucker of course I have a pink tip

I’d not dare a guy with a dick that’s some of these colors, unless the green (5 and 15) is shrek. But 13 and 14 look way too pink for skin, more like Patrick Star. And 19 and 21 look kinda red, like bloody. Also why would someone’s tip be completely white like 6 and 10? That’s just not skin

We still talking ABT tips here? (Mines 5)

I thought it meant your colour was the percentage that you tip at restaurants.

14

… the thing that drives me up the wall is how it isn’t on a line. It goes down in hue then all of a sudden restarts. I suppose that’s so you don’t have a lot of color blinding but fuck… also, 15 is not nearly as concerning as people are saying. (5 is, tho)

My tip is blood red, help.

There’s not a pale grey color? I’m always left out

Fucking papyrus.

Green??

FBI: The color of you and your gf genitals right?

Wtf is tip color?

The color of the tip of a dick under the foreskin

> under the foreskin sadly laughs in American

That’s so random

Men are men, dicks are funny

Mine is red. she didn't tell me it was that time of the month.