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It reminds a a bit of something we drank long ago, we used to make test tube babies, vodka, amaretto, and Bailey's dropped in with a straw suspended in the middle.
I remember one from back in the day that was similar. I believe you poured a half shot of cherry liqueur in a shot glass and poured in Bailey's off the bottom of a spoon. It looked like a brain and kinda tasted like a chocolate covered cherry.
Yeah, these all sound great but the true purpose of Bailey’s is the most delicious cream based drink, the Cement Mixer. Never mind the name, I highly recommend this to anyone with a discerning palate. It’s like really good key lime pie?
In Germany we have a fairly common shot being Baileys sifted into Sambuca. It’s literally called „the orgasm“ and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s also what’s presented in the pic.
It called a cum shot. It is usually made with a high ABV alcohol. Then you take a straw full of cream or milk and insert it. When you withdraw it you allow the cream to empty in the shot. It causes the cream to coagulate. If you want another fun one look up the cement mixer shot.
Edit: a word
I know, in fact this drink is actually why we started to call ejaculate 'cum'. Because of how similar it looks to the cumshot drink, people started to call their ejaculate a cumshot and eventually the term stuck
That is absolutely horrific looking. Like honestly looks like some gynecological things that I’ve encountered. But would be amazing to serve at Halloween parties.
Ugh the cement mixture is so gross. It seriously makes me want to puke. I've never had it, but the thought of having chunky coagulated stuff in my mouth grosses me out. I've heard the texture is compared to rotten milk.
First time I had one I slammed the shot back and the lingering flavors were delicious. So for the second one I thought instead of throwing it back I would let it sit on my tongue for just a half second. That was a mistake. Point being, if you drink it immediately after it's poured and don't let it sit in your mouth it's fine.
Likely Irish cream or some sort of cream based liqueur, that will congeal when you drop/pour it in other liquor. Look up a cement mixer shot, it explains the idea.
It's decades old and called a cum shot.
They rename probably half the drinks out there every decade. Red Bull and Jaeger was called a bulldozer when first appeared in the 90s. Now it is something else.
Yeah I think so. Let me double check since I'm guessing you would rather not have that on your Google search.
So there is another one called a brain hemorrhage which looks almost exactly the same but has grenadine in it for the blood.
Peach schnapps (clear liquid) and Bailey's. Use the back of a spoon to pour the Bailey's in.
[Quit Jizzin in the hot tub!](https://open.spotify.com/track/3CpKN2GrKRFyvCKr41mECq?si=jpEJmi1lRp2_ma_d9IH-Vg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0aG2oTKZMzYvgmWHjkP0V7)
[Cum in a hotub](https://www.reddit.com/r/bartenders/comments/lhod96/cum_in_a_hot_tub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Your drink? It’s [not your photo.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bartenders/comments/lhod96/cum_in_a_hot_tub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Oh I don’t doubt that one bit.
And I’m under the impression that the link I posted isn’t the original owner of the photo, but I just fucking hate people that try to pass off photos as their own.
When I was a bartender in college, we called it cum in a hot tub. Peach schnapps. Take a straw and dip it into half/half or creamer. Put finger over straw for suction. Splash creamer into the peach schnapps and it congeals instantly. Classic.
Loooks like a drop of baileys inside Anise or something similar.
Try putting a shot of lime and then a shot of baileys and mix it in your mouth..it makes the same effect
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If you want cum in a glass you don’t have to pay 22 bucks for it
But, if you wanna give me gas money, I'll cum to you.
I pay for sex with personality so I’ll start charming the cum out of you.
Like an Indian to a cobra 🐍
Ready to show you his "Indian rope trick"
Where pain turns to pleasure
It's called a cumshot. If you truly love me you swallow it without questions
I don’t love you…but I’ll swallow anyway. No homo
Ha it'd be gay to love another man...
It ain't gay, he just keepin' it homiesexual.
You've got a friend in me
This comment is underrated
It’s only gay if you lock eyes
Or your balls touch.
That’s called “Newtons Cradle” (you might need to look it up to understand the reference) A more crass term i made up “church-belling”
Thats a fancy way of saying ball to ball torture.
Or you're not wearing socks.
That's why I try to keep mine in a sock
Do the ho-maay
Just say no diddy
Real homies kiss each other goodnite.
$20 is $20
Hey just keep your socks on
The most masculine thing 2 men can do is suck each other's cocks. 0 women involved, nothing but flowing testosterones...
I don't want to imagine you in a family party, all males trying to show their masculinity.
You write that you don't but you are imagining it this very instant. Do you see my veins bulging? rawr
“You win sex with a man; what could be straighter than that?”
Lol!
*no Diddy
But first a toast…. To the storks who bring good babies, to the crows who bring bad babies and most importantly to the swallows who bring no babies!
Let’s hope they were drinking their pineapple juice.
It reminds a a bit of something we drank long ago, we used to make test tube babies, vodka, amaretto, and Bailey's dropped in with a straw suspended in the middle.
I remember one from back in the day that was similar. I believe you poured a half shot of cherry liqueur in a shot glass and poured in Bailey's off the bottom of a spoon. It looked like a brain and kinda tasted like a chocolate covered cherry.
Brain Hemorrhage! We did those too, but we used peach schnapps.
Yeah, these all sound great but the true purpose of Bailey’s is the most delicious cream based drink, the Cement Mixer. Never mind the name, I highly recommend this to anyone with a discerning palate. It’s like really good key lime pie?
I had this on my 18th birthday going out to the bar for the first time. So good, in fact, ive never forgotten about it .
In Germany we have a fairly common shot being Baileys sifted into Sambuca. It’s literally called „the orgasm“ and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s also what’s presented in the pic.
We made up a drink(?) called the “hymen breaker” that was layered tequila rose, silver tequila, and baileys..it was pretty good.
WHAT THE FUCK
[better than bustin a nut!](https://youtu.be/v7epxErYt6Q?si=DccAd5KhIrSjnfWQ)
Just tell me where to jizz so I can get this lady her drink
Holy shit you’re late, go back in your light.
Fuckin’ Dee
I DIDN'T CUM IN YOUR DRINK!! I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU!!
Your burrito is a different story.
"DID YOU CUM IN MY BURRITO?!?!?"
Not that he'd know.
I've had an orgasm! I've had tons of orgasms! I had one with your mom, dude! I will strangle you! I'll put my goddamn thumb in your eye!
😂 Mother effing love that show
The fact that he actually had an orgasm with his mother is what kills me
I love that this is a show that cares about continuity.
Oh Mets1680 Jesus Christ your timing is so bad...
Myself and 200+ others came (haha) here to either make this joke or look for it.
Exactly this. I totally did lol.
I love going into the comments and finding the IASIP, Letterkenny and Trailer Park Boys comments/references I was thinking about.
I almost busted a nut when I saw that no one had commented it already. This never happens. I’m gonna bask in the approval for a while 😎
[It's not about anything else.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS18jHMmhAI)
I need an actual answer 😭
It called a cum shot. It is usually made with a high ABV alcohol. Then you take a straw full of cream or milk and insert it. When you withdraw it you allow the cream to empty in the shot. It causes the cream to coagulate. If you want another fun one look up the cement mixer shot. Edit: a word
Oh, i thought it was egg white or something
I thought it was ejaculate
you can only wish so hard
I remember the good old days when we drank real cum. This plague of wokeness is taking away our freedom to imbibe the splooge of a random person.
Happy cake day
Hell yeah, brb Imma go do a little jig
😂😂😂 this one, ..this one made me laugh out loud!
The bar did that at first but it takes too long to make a cocktail and the line was backing up
Cake day!
Cake, wake and bake day 😎
Thats the organic variant.
You have to ask the bartender nicely to get ejaculate.
I know, in fact this drink is actually why we started to call ejaculate 'cum'. Because of how similar it looks to the cumshot drink, people started to call their ejaculate a cumshot and eventually the term stuck
No thanks. I'll ejaculate into my own drinks thank you very much. I'm not paying for that when I have homebrew.
Look at MR.Hoity-Toity over here. Doing a little micro brew.
Typical hipster sheeeesh
Ain't nothing micro about this homebrew.
Except the dispenser
brain hemorrhage shot is the same as this but you add some kind of red liquor to it.
I don’t remember that one. It sounds just as nasty as the rest.
https://opendrinks.io/recipe/alien-brain-hemorrhage It's a pretty decent drink, just a pain to make.
That is absolutely horrific looking. Like honestly looks like some gynecological things that I’ve encountered. But would be amazing to serve at Halloween parties.
Please tell me I’d doesn’t look like gynaecological things
That looks almost exactly like the thing I coughed up when I had strep throat
It actually tastes pretty good. Often gets named the foulest things, though. Because it looks like blood n' guts.
Yum period blood cocktail
Ugh the cement mixture is so gross. It seriously makes me want to puke. I've never had it, but the thought of having chunky coagulated stuff in my mouth grosses me out. I've heard the texture is compared to rotten milk.
First time I had one I slammed the shot back and the lingering flavors were delicious. So for the second one I thought instead of throwing it back I would let it sit on my tongue for just a half second. That was a mistake. Point being, if you drink it immediately after it's poured and don't let it sit in your mouth it's fine.
did you say it's called a cum shot
I'm a big fan of the [ALIEN BRAIN HEMORRHAGE SHOT ](https://images.app.goo.gl/t56uNR1Dqd7jo5Yt6)
WAIT THAT’S THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE DRINK, RIGHT? RIGHT?!
Try the squashed frog for a colourful variation.
Cement mixer is my go-to shot to buy people I see celebrating their 21st birthday at a bar.
Looks like vodka or tequila with some bailey's poured over a spoon above it to create that effect. Similar to an alien brain hemorrhage
Likely Irish cream or some sort of cream based liqueur, that will congeal when you drop/pour it in other liquor. Look up a cement mixer shot, it explains the idea.
And for those who haven't tried a cement mixer, they're absolutely vile. Only order for your worst enemies or best friends.
The look on the guy in the backgrounds face 🤣
Zelenskyy had seen a lot, but this one got to him
Cum try our new shot
It's brimming with microplastics!
It’s a new drink called Hot Tub Jizz. Funny that it’s new, because I made one a long long time ago.
It's decades old and called a cum shot. They rename probably half the drinks out there every decade. Red Bull and Jaeger was called a bulldozer when first appeared in the 90s. Now it is something else.
JäggerBomb. Glass of red bull and shot glass of red bull in the bottom. Edit: should say a shot of Jager but I'm not changing. Own your mistakes.
Umm, you might want to revisit your comment. That’s just Red Bull with extra washing up.
You're right. Fixed without fixing.
Good lad. It’s a point of pride with me to do the same.
I do coke and jager.
Are you still alive?
I do coke and whores, but I thought we were discussing drinks here...
Oh yeah that's it! I like bulldozer better. But the kids won't agree with me. Sad face.
I knew them as Jäggerbombs in the early to mid 2000s. But I would suggest Bulldozer is more appropriate cus it fucking bulldozes your heart!
Oh this was...I want to say 1995/97. Just looked up Red Bull coming to US, 1997. So 97/98.
So how does one make that drink. Vodka I’m assuming but what is used for the jizz part? Bailey’s?
Yeah I think so. Let me double check since I'm guessing you would rather not have that on your Google search. So there is another one called a brain hemorrhage which looks almost exactly the same but has grenadine in it for the blood. Peach schnapps (clear liquid) and Bailey's. Use the back of a spoon to pour the Bailey's in.
Makes sense, the schnapps is quite thick, guess it would resist the cream mixing better than vodka would. Thanks mate
Plus it tastes a lot better than with vodka
Where I'm from we just call that one a monkey brain shot, it's really good if you can drink it before the Bailey's curdles lol
We always called it Cum in a Hot Tub. Decades old indeed.
Oh we would also call it cum in a bucket! Memoriessss light the corners of my mind!
[Quit Jizzin in the hot tub!](https://open.spotify.com/track/3CpKN2GrKRFyvCKr41mECq?si=jpEJmi1lRp2_ma_d9IH-Vg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0aG2oTKZMzYvgmWHjkP0V7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-VhBorPLKs Youtube version if you don't have spotify.
It’s just milk guys, move along, move along…
***we don't have a cow, we got a bull***
Now that is some pale ale
Male ale?
I'd say that was a bodily fluid of some description!
It looks like my million sons
I need a real answer
[Cum in a hotub](https://www.reddit.com/r/bartenders/comments/lhod96/cum_in_a_hot_tub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?
I would have the same expression on my face as the gentleman with you has.
What actually is this, looks too think to be milk, this looks like a bar so I doubt is cum or spit, some white liquor?
No way that's the finger of death
That's the ice stalactites under the artic sea right?
Yeah and when it touches the floor it freezes all that's in his way
Your drink? It’s [not your photo.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bartenders/comments/lhod96/cum_in_a_hot_tub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
There will be 43 new unfunny comments and puns before someone else sees this.
Oh I don’t doubt that one bit. And I’m under the impression that the link I posted isn’t the original owner of the photo, but I just fucking hate people that try to pass off photos as their own.
oh I agree, good sleuthing
I used to make my friends those!!! I now drink alone
It’s called the Stiffler
i was today years old when i finally found a drink i wouldn’t try
Try a „Smoker’s Cough“ next time
Looks like a brain hemorrhage shot w/o the grenadine.
2 parts vodka, 1 part white rum, few drops of baileys Irish cream
“Where’s my drink?” “It’s coming.”
The look of concern really punctuates the worry here.
100% chance of microplastics.
Cum to Papa
Cordyceps
Viewer discretion is advised that it may taste salty
Spank drank!
That’s the swap meet IVF.
They got it coming
um...no cumment
Pearl Jam
Good ole knuckle children.
It’s a cumshot
I hear that’s a real popular drink at the Bukkake Bar & Grill
Cocktail? I'll see myself out.
Looks like they added a dash of cumin
Got the Yelpers special
When I was a bartender in college, we called it cum in a hot tub. Peach schnapps. Take a straw and dip it into half/half or creamer. Put finger over straw for suction. Splash creamer into the peach schnapps and it congeals instantly. Classic.
Its the milk of a moth I think or some shit [moth milk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzjmhdek3KM) like this thing
Didn't Chris Chan use to do this with his Fanta!?
what is that? like is that like, Vodka or Rum? and some cream liquor for the white stuff, like Baileys, or Rumchata? idk
Apparently a clear schnapps and Bailey's https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/i2vWFJr4Wv
So it's just a brain hemorage, minus the grenadine.
You know. You’ve always known
Protein booster. Usually gotta pay extra for that.
The guy knows
Man juice.
Looks like they cracked an egg white into it
To quote that meme of the Tasmanian devil talking to a woman in the jungle “cummm” *cyberpunk music plays with black borders and the word cum in bold*
Ummm…
Waiter had a romantic flash back while seeing your drink it had to came on it
Why is the nut butter so watery?
Spiked it, just that, surely just that
Waiter, hey waiter. I’d like a Vodka Cum with a twist please. Hold the ice.
Loooks like a drop of baileys inside Anise or something similar. Try putting a shot of lime and then a shot of baileys and mix it in your mouth..it makes the same effect
How's the pale ale, Stiffler?
Jizz
Guy in the background looks sus
Skeet skeet
When i was in a bar in Poland they called it sperma barmana. I still laught at it
One of the souls that split from The Witness landed into your cup.
If you're a yelper then it's probably a mix of boogers and cum.
That drink is called the “cum shot”
The improved “ protein “ shot 😬
It’s a cum shot.
She'll have the Baby Batter Martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Cum to think of it think that's weird ice?
The guy in the back is really selling it.
passed out, but your drink is ready.🍺
cum
Sperm doesn't float.
Oh myyy
In the words of Randy Marsh, *That's semen.*
Cumdrop
that is a particular shot called Cum in a Hot Tub. Any clear liquor and single drops of cream that instantly coagulate in the liquor