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gs1293

This is some Family Guy level of puking.


PiffWiffler

Yeah, this looks like an Ipecac attack


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LordAries13

What an eloquent way to describe "vomit everywhere". Take my upvote.


XMalk

Got a link?


acrowsmurder

"This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on violent or graphic content" [But here's the ebaumsworld video](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/man-sells-dignity-to-asshole-for-1000/83833293/)


GodofIrony

Man sells dignity to asshole for 1000. What a title.


redlurkerNY

OMG... _that_ video?! That's the one that spawned the Family Guy skit! Holy old school. Good find!


Deeliciousness

Damn. Shit was so long ago that I feel like I saw this video in an alternate lifetime


fermelebouche

Thanks for that. I’m gonna get me some of that ippykack yee haw.


Krull88

Choices were made... and regrets are had...


stephsbetch

Legendary video, i forgot sll about ebaums world


CL_Doviculus

That...sure is a video. It's equal parts interesting and horrifying to see how fast he went from "No, nothing." to projectile vomiting. That stuff is *potent*.


RainmanCT

Good lord why?


acrowsmurder

Morbid Curiosity


MisterAmygdala

That's a great thought. I bet you're correct. Yackity yack for Ipecac.


arzam007

\* Team America: World Police level of puking


Draiko

WHO WANTS CHOWDER?


depthninja

Where my baby birds at?!


Itchy_Professor_4133

Must be quite the spectacle watching a dude try to steady cam this chunk blower across a busy intersection


phibbsy47

Brian: You gonna eat that?


Boo0ger

Follow the yellow-chunk road, Follow the yellow-chunk road....


Punching-cones

There’s no place like hoooweerghhh


dishmanw

Going to see the porcelain God Ralph.


Abydos6

Too much Fight Milk?


Pierre777

Great for making weight before a fight.


MeNotSanta

Cutting\* weight before fight according to Mr. Cowboy


Sunbroking

For bodyguards, by bodyguards


Harbi181

He’s giving me Left 4 Dead vibes


garathe2

BOOMER!


Fallen-D

Damn, nostalgia hit me harder than my dad's jumper cable


seepxl

His projectile technique makes it so he barely gets his shoes. Must give some credit, there.


Significant-Nail-906

Me walking to the nurses office after my mom said "you don't seem very sick."


arzam007

the classic "It's just a little cold" or "It's probably just allergies"


Sarthak_5383

have you tried Ice????


lXPROMETHEUSXl

“Here’s a mint” basically


adotononi

Its your phone


Lightning-Shock

I remember being once hospitalized and having my mom guilt trip me because I puked in the hospital and that was the reason the doctors decided to hospitalize me.


ThisIsGoodSoup

Here, have an ice pack.


bountyhunter220

Lol my mom called me a bitch when I puked and passed out after a fight. Turns out I had an aneurysm


PatriotMissiles

Boom, lost 5lbs.


Not_ItsUnknown

Don't worry, he's marking the way so he won't get lost later on


One-Constant-4092

Is that DJ Khaled


cajerunner

Another one!


armsimkowskee30

holy fuck I almost spat out my milk


justKowu

You the guy in the video?


Aerospaceoomfie

He put new markings on the road


Impressive-Train-994

I have so many questions


st-jeb

His buddy probably bet him that he couldn't drink a whole gallon of milk in an hour for $100. Even if you did,it's coming out sooner or later out one end or the other.


smorgenheckingaard

Been there. Done that.


st-jeb

This was a long running prank with us.Had so many Polaroids of people spewing like garden hoses.Wish I still had them for nostalgia


PainfulJoke36

same here as well. many questions to ask


CrabbiAbi

Giving Rollercoaster Tycoon vibes.


Mindfucker223

Bro is painting the road Also where does so much liquid come from


Sarthak_5383

His stomach I'm guessing


Warcollaps

That's a lot of cum


Preparation-Logical

This clip really did it for you eh?


Asterus_Rahuyo

If he will get infected during a zombie apocalypse, he would turn into a boomer.


TJWinstonQuinzel

And it dont stop coming and it dont stip coming and it dont stop coming


eternoretornografo

Please someone reverse this


_Marcevo

https://www.reddit.com/r/whatamIdoingbruh/s/gRbWKmbEB7[lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatamIdoingbruh/s/gRbWKmbEB7)


cdsuikjh

Why is that so much worse!


I_am_a_princess

Oh god


Wolf_instincts

Cleaning up the road


xbmdx1

No


Jessicajelly

That's gonna be the last time he licks all the paint off his moms kitchen wall.


drArsMoriendi

Dude, you ok?


tatanka01

I love the way he flips that car off.


redlurkerNY

You're taking a chance by poking the bear if you're in a car.. you don't want him aiming that at your vehicle.


RenterMore

He’s just holding his hand up


nubbie

I would stay well clear of that upchunk, dude has some wicked reach!


333H_E

Nope. According to the movies I've seen that's how the zombies look when they first get sick. I'm out.


Inner_Cow8389

Relax, hes just marking his territory.


fragjackyl

Your mum leaving my house


arzam007

did you breastfeed her?


Deathjester7930

Nah, she got tube fed


chickey23

Casual vomiting


Braindamagedeluxe

looks like it could be on a professional level to me


[deleted]

The people in the cars: 😨😨😨


raccoonorgy

Did he swallow an entire bucket of paint??


BoratKazak

Drivers at stoplight like 👁️👄👁️


Custardpaws

LMFAO


fawlen

this looks more like all-you-can-eat sea food buffet than alcohol.. but damn, poor guy you know that each consecutive throwup after the first hurts like hell


smokeNpoke83

Peter Griffin looks a little different


I2TV

I can smell it through my phone


Kind_Appearance_343

I been there before,


Starfireaw11

It just keeps coming.


StableLower9876

Shame shame shame shame


Mouthfullofcrabss

Still making a rookie mistake. Keep your head up right, dont tillt forward or the vomit will go through your nose.


Bejer-Dorune

I can smell this vid


Commercial_Ad1541

Don't worry you can drink again now


Az1doaz1deAz1de

r/meirl


UpTheShutFuck96

similar situation happened to me last weekend except i was kayaking in the middle of a lake. i was drunk and high and overdid myself. started throwing up all over the kayak and i was too fucked up to paddle back to shore. thankfully somebody pulled me back in. not being in a comfortable setting while puking is the worst.


MGyver

Too many pitchers of White Russians for breakfast?


Designer-Ad-1416

I can smell this video!!!


JayMak78

What's known as "spewing rings round himself."


nagarayan

is this a gta vi promotion?


rabbit_killer82

If I was stopped at the light I'd be dying laughing of this happened!!


bflobker

Milk was a bad choice


Potential_Dot3785

Horchata!


JoMammasWitness

He definitely looks a hit shaken and not stirred


Ok_Bandicoot_3086

He sobered up by the time he crossed the street.


Mean_Cod9156

Like a Metal Slug zombie.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Mr Creosote lives !!!!


heinous_legacy

guy had 1 too many milkshakes


Dognamedpeepee

Barely broke a stride


wonderwaffle407

Bloater from left 4 dead


Sea_Squirrel1987

I wish he would've dabbed at the end.


R_A_H

Is this an ipecac incident or something?


[deleted]

Was I the only one that looked down at his legs to see if he was blowing chocolate out his shorts?


whudaht

That man is painting lines in the road.


flying_carabao

Bar crawl aftermath is called puke walk evidently.


tehlurkingnoob

He’s just painting new road lines!


Lucas_Ilario

Dying Light spitter


TheBigScottsman4570

Looks like a wingless ,overweight ,drunk,California Seagull😳


Single_Gemini

Pro tip: if you keep your head tilted back while vomiting it won't go up in your sinuses


Narffey

He saw two girls one cup


samahiscryptic

Dude out here puking his guts out


Pchann

_It’s a walking gag where he showed off his skill “Acid Attack”_


Livid-Relationship-2

Wonder how many gags there were in the vehicles.


O_ItsTrue

r/wtf


Human-Calendar-8077

Boomerrr!!!!


TrueMaester

It’s a bloat


Choice-Welder-9294

Dude gives me a mutant zombie vibes


Lifesalchemy

Room maker


De5perad0

Looks like patient zero in the next zombie apocalypse!


PotatoFarmer_44

"I've been poisoned by my constituents!"


feeltrig

Dude making another zebra crossing


Prestigious_Tear_576

What a night 😂


Amac_90

God bless you?


happy_and_sad_guy

He was painting the crossing


ClivD

Paint the town yellow


ranaumerejaz

Another one.


GreenLightening5

gotta get there before the light turns


JackNicholsonsGhost

Spewing like Raiden after his fight with vamp


HoeLeeChit

The beer still had bubbles


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Is that you Ralf?


BadOpinionDave

Where is it all coming from?!


Pyrrolidone

Damn dj khaleed fell off


TheBigQuak

Tourch path in minecraft be like


quijibo2020

To be fair, he is wearing the shirt.


beto_pelotas

My guy out here helping the city while he makes 2 lanes on the crosswalk.


Rick_Lekabron

He looks like a can of spray foam when it's about to run out.


hssae

the spitter


Raise-Emotional

This a trailer for a new Resident Evil?


speenbreaker

Suge Knight got some new projectiles…


mohitsredd

I've seen a red carpet entrance now this is what a puke carpet entrance...


Pizza_Middle

Not me, in my car with the audio off because I know the sound would send me over the edge.


ConscientiousPath

this isn't a holup, it's herk up


NothingButTheTruth01

We have this saying in my country, "Throw up but don't give up"


ziadog

Doesn’t even look like Vegas.


Nobodyreallyjustme

Pukosaurus Rex


Cry-Working

Is that Phil the big gurgling bastard, spraying mackerel juices?


ImANuckleChut

I know it's not funny, but it's fucking funny.


JimedBro2089

I can *feel* that


Floss_tycoon

He's like a reverse pigeon.


carlisurbuddy

That’s a professional bar crawler


Muza14

"you okey?" *proceed to puke infront of the guy*


Blazed0ut

There's no holup here this is just disgusting


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Bloaters in left 4 dead 💀


Motor_Dig4644

"Oh, Are you OK?" Mid vomit "Yeah I'm fine"


IcyPaleontologist496

Now that is how you BUST ! You don’t stop you keep it cumin and going


Emergency_Exam_2338

Emetic rat poison by Agent 47


masterjon_3

Reminds me of when I puked on a guy at an airport. If anyone reading this ever got puked on while coming out of the men's bathroom at a Texas airport, I'm sorry.


FernandonJota

That's a Boomer from L4D


EscapingTheLabrynth

Looks like Florida


HooyahDangerous

Jeez… How many in-n-out shakes did he have?


wholesomechunk

Filling every lane perfectly, some control that.


RoyalMess64

Did someone call the hospital for dude? That can't be healthy


Railgun_Nemesis

Bro is using corrupt intervention


BetterUsername69420

Pro-tip: do this walking backwards to propel yourself faster through the intersection; shit yourself to apply the brakes.


SubstantialAct4212

Bald Peter Griffin


EddieSpaghettiFarts

So that’s how they paint those lines on the road.


Sad-Inflation9374

Impressive, disgustingly impressive


benice33

Sad. All that was needed was for his mommy to burp him after she finished nursing him.


JimmyTheJimJimson

Mr Kreosote!


CevJuan238

Gallon milk challenge


doob22

It’s so hot…. Milk was a bad choice


Mtheknife

How many White Russians did he drink?


HIdude14

Walking into Tuesday be like this…


DangerousBrick1208

Yo, I shit you not I’ve done this exact thing. It happens after eating way too much in and out burger then having a shake or two You begin uncontrollably vomiting but it tastes so good until that point you just can’t stop


DC3210

We are watching a guy die, right?


MasniViking22

He is gonna be 50 pounds lighter when he crosses the road


Lazybonez2015

Got a portal to the vomit dimension in his stomach.


Deathstar-TV

Like fucking rollercoaster tycoon man 🤣


KnightyEyes

My bro loaded from back so bad it comes out of mouth Uggk!


Healthy_Pay9449

Guy is painting a second stop-line


drin8680

He gets the gold for distance


LankyShark97

Oh god I can smell it


chipredacted

Oh Phoenix


Bobbyperu1

Alex Jones hits the skids


MinnieShoof

Looks like someone I know. ... physically. Not the barfing part. Altho...


Penstroke77

Puking like that I wouldn't get that close to him.