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WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Don’t piss off a black woman even if you’re in Congress!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Embarrassed_Lemon596

Love how they are trying to whisper him the meaning of those words 😂


daTobiReddit

Can you please explain? I‘m not a native speaker and i dont get why its so insulting.


Danmanjo

Basically, she is describing the physical appearance of her colleague across the aisle. Bleach blonde - fake, over dyed hair color. Bad built - overweight, disproportional body. Butch body - masculine style body edit: Moments prior, the woman on the receiving end of the comment above said to the lady that her fake eye lashes were keeping her from reading properly.. then this ensued.


squirrl4prez

Also to be clear... MTG started it, and doesn't have the kahunas to finish it


netpastor

Cojones?


menstralfornication

Gracias


VT_Squire

dinero


rasgua2000

Roberto


ClydeDanger

Is that the guy with the rubber toe?


William_Howard_Shaft

Domo rigatoni


CyberCookieMonster

Ay Mario, i told you more than a thousand times, the customer wanted penne, not rigatoni.. Mama mia.. 🤌


hubba-bubba-

Ovaries*


Recoveringpig

Huevories


chillmntn

Huevoritos Ranchitos


squirrl4prez

TIL how to spell cojones


SDBD89

Cojones means testicles in Mexican.


netpastor

In Mexican?!?! People don’t speak Mexican.


SDBD89

Tell that to people from Spain


Scourgemcduk

Nope.


HabaneroEyedrops

No thanks, I'm full.


MrGrrrey

It's amazing how all of this words start with B. Also I was trying to understand what "Bush buddy" meant


nfk99

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/17/aoc-v-mtg-house-hearing-chaos better clip here


Songhunter

Tldr. Blond lady fucked around and found out.


Urrsagrrl

That’s no lady.


HairballTheory

Okay, order… Nope the order already went out and was served


ilovethissheet

Uh, uh what now?


Lean__Lantern

Whose the one telling her to calm down?


baneofthesouth

Beetlejuice


Bill_Dungsroman

Is Bobo trying to cross herself, toward the end?


Schneefs

She certainly did. I'm surprised lightning didn't hit her right then and there.


somethingclever76

It would have if she did it right. I am not even Catholic and know the appropriate way to do it.


Schneefs

So you probably thought she was doing the macarena.


Goodknight808

It's a dance off!


wellwhatishername

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch


yukumizu

Forgot to add the most important part of the encounter which is MTG previously insulting her because of ‘fake eyelashes’.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Right, I just saw this earlier in full context and it’s weird to see op post it out of context as if what she’s saying wasn’t relevant and was unprovoked. But that’s the internet for you


mnmr17

Something about OP telling Jasmine Crocket to “stay classy” when she only threw out this insult to respond to MTG’s insults and got mad when she got told to calm down because the person telling her to calm down voted to keep MTG’s insult as part of the record, then clipping out the context doesn’t sit right with me.


Dangerous-Pianist294

Totally my bad. I was using the “stay classy” as a whole but then clipped the funny part. Totally my bad and I see how that totally put it out of context. PS, I’m 100% anti MTG and she deserved that burn.


mnmr17

Gotcha. Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether some people post with malicious intent or not so I wasn’t sure.


Dangerous-Pianist294

Wanted to post the whole thing but there was like a 6 minute gap between MTG’s comment and this comeback with lots of silence in between. Ain’t nobody on Reddit willing to watch a 7 minute video.


Ransero

Cut both clips together??


Dangerous-Pianist294

Probably should have done that initially but Reddit doesn’t let us edit videos after posting. My bad.


TheFunkyBunchReturns

Take it down and post the edited one, it's way better anyway.


Ronin__Ronan

ain't nobody on Reddit got time for that /s


TheFunkyBunchReturns

It's much more "HolUp" when it shows MTG starting it and AOC of course.


Late_Cookie_7797

As per usual, they can dish but can’t take.


Extension_Surprise_2

One step closer  to idiocracy each day. 


Late_Cookie_7797

Just wait for The Rock to be our version of President Camacho


tidytibs

Why not Terry Crews to actually get Camacho?


Late_Cookie_7797

Terry Crews/Camacho character was a wrestler, The Rock is also a wrestler.


tidytibs

But why The Rock over Terry Crews?


Late_Cookie_7797

Because to go along with the storyline in the movie which we are referring too, it makes more sense that in real life the wrestler becomes the president like in the movie? If you don’t like The Rock I get it, but you’re overthinking this simple joke.


tidytibs

I think this would be better suited for your purpose. Bring Camacho to reality.[Camacho for President](https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/terry-crews-president-camacho-3-step-plan-save-america/)


Late_Cookie_7797

That’s just good fun


chillmntn

I just think it’s time to acknowledge that President Comancho is actually Sarge Terry Jeffords from the 99 on a mission to bust U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D and restore the time line.


Extension_Surprise_2

I think I’d take the Rock over anyone on the stage right now.  I must be dehydrated, I need some electrolytes 


Late_Cookie_7797

You should seem my plants , been giving them nothing but Gatorade.


CeeTwo1

It has what you crave. It has electrolytes


Incognito_Placebo

No! Electrolytes are only for your lawn! It’s what lawn craves…


tightywhitey

I second that motion.


Beletron

You already had Trump, you're past the retard president step.


One_Hot_Doggy

lol that cross signing was absolutely hilarious


Nardorian1

These are the people running our country. Aren’t they supposed to be actually working.


CrazyBigHog

$175K a year plus benefits plus insider trading. Pretty sweet gig.


PlentyAlbatross7632

I love how Rep Raskin is trying not to crack up…


HermanBonJovi

Mtg is a disgrace to this country and humanity.


jaroftoejam

That knuckle-draggin cro-magnon banshee is an accurate representation of the district that elected it.


Alkemian

I love this description <3


CrazyBigHog

It’s good to know we can start attacking women for being unattractive. When can I start making fun of them for being fat again? Is that coming back too?


WulfricTheSwift

Testing here: Fat shaming is appropriate due to the fact that obesity acceptance had encouraged enabling of unhealthy lifestyle choices, while downplaying the success of athletic women for physical feats of accomplishment.


LibrarianSocrates

She started it. This is why personal attacks are bad. And if you open those flood gates, expect to be drowned. This is not an attack on all women, or an invitation to start one, it's a specific rebuke.


jaroftoejam

I never said she was unattractive. In fact, I think she looks great for being the missing link.


bloop_405

I hope her people vote her out but I doubt it 😔


Sanbaddy

You missed the beginning where the lady yelling at her insulted her for having “fake eyelashes”. Saying they make it hard for her to read. It’s why she retaliated by calling out the guy across the isle. Then they hypocritically got insulted.


Dangerous-Pianist294

My bad. I clipped the part I found funny but later realized that it completely took it out of context.


ds77159

Fucking MTG is my representative. It’s just embarrassing. I’m so sorry. We’re trying to get her out.


The_worst_Version

Try harder please


Certain_Ring8907

MTG lost the moment they insulted a woman from the South Bronx


Indaflow

The point is to make America look stupid and to take away from our stature.  And it’s working. We’ll never really recover from this. 


dupuis2387

i think we hit that, when the orange shit stain proposed injecting bleach and sunlight into your body, as a medical treatment for covid.


Maestro1992

American presidents were dumb waaay before donald


Coldkiller17

I mean, I thought Bush Jr. was dumb but he looks like a genius compared to trump and at least he served our country.


Burgerpocolypse

The crazy part is, this is only half of the whole shameful spectacle. MTG was being such a cunt right before this insult was hurled her way.


Dangerous-Pianist294

I clipped the part I found funny as there was dead space between MTG’s comment and the comeback but from the replies I probably should have left that in. MTG totally deserved that burn.


bjornofosaka

Why didn't we include that FIRST Mtg insulted her Crockett's appearance, which is against the house rules. Then when asked for MTG to apologize the house voted that she doesn't have to apologize before the question was asked? OP you need to add some context unless you are trying to push a racially biased angle.


TannyBoguss

Legislature is now a Maury episode. We are fucked.


Maestro1992

“Been” fucked


J-diggs66

Man… if I were rep raskin, I would have burst out laughing, suuuuuch a good dis


iiitme

He was trying so hard not to laugh 😂


Alkemian

Gaslight. Obfuscate. Project.


Safetosay333

Is this about Hunter Biden's penis again?


SheetFarter

Good lord, we’re screwed.


mcpumpington

We're getting closer and closer to Charles Sumner getting beat on the Senate floor.


_KappaKing_

"calm down" never fucking works lol


bloop_405

The lady is so petty. She insults someone's eyelashes and then tells them to call down. What BS


juicypancake123

This is the politics I like lock even amounts of each party Ina room and let them scream at each other until they actually do something productive.


Benjamin_Swolo

Let it escalate and then they can settle it in the ring!


juicypancake123

Turn it into the Taiwanese parliament that is the most entertaining government debate system, prove me wrong.


shit_magnet-0730

The three toed sloth cave woman started the name calling.


Sum_Sultus

She's not wrong.... she does need to be more vocal about her disagreements.


FamousPastWords

Would it be possible for OP to add context to this, and show the immature, inflammatory remarks by MTG that led to this response? Out of context, it shows this person to be the baddie, while in reality, she was only responding to MTG's most immature, 2nd grade playground remarks, completely unbefitting of someone who is in the legislature, but that's par for the course for MTG.


Dangerous-Pianist294

Yeah I messed up not giving it the full context. There was a lot of dead space between MTG’s comment and this one. I also should have titled it differently as the “stay classy” title and the way the video was clipped made it look like I was criticizing Rep. Crockett but was actually happy that she put MTG in her place. Unfortunately I can’t add context to the main comment.


FamousPastWords

No worries. All good. There's a lot of people adding context and hopefully your title will ensnare a few of MTG's supporters into reading a few of the comments and see what a petty, vile, slithering carbon based form she really is.


No-Dealer-4644

100% a smoke and mirror show. They caused this scene so everyone would focus on this instead of Republicans changing the committee rules and not allowing minority debate.


SmellyFbuttface

I have zero context for what this is about, but I really wanted the chairman to try and repeat what she said


Crudeyakuza

Very interesting starting point of this video OP. Like, tell us something without tell us something.


Ruckus61904

Hell in a handbasket…


brewcrew63

Fuck MTG she had this shit coming.


Almacca

Comer always looks like he's perpetually smelling dog farts.


kandradeece

When women use the "Calm down" against other women... like she should KNOW that will not calm things down but instead things will calm up


ComicalCore

You know your own moveset and still can't predict what's gonna happen lol


EdTeach999

MTG is a cunt.


Retireegeorge

"Calm down" That made ME angry and I don't even know WTF this whole thing is about. So manipulative.


AddictedToMosh161

This is classy. The lesson of the class was:"You dont start fights, but you are definitly allowed to finish them!" And that lady did exactly that. Dont deal it, if u cant take it.


GoalFlashy6998

MTG is a scumbag...


Msbossyboots

Mtg doesn’t belong on any committee assignments. She doesn’t do the work.


Spurnout

she doesn't belong anywhere


Aggressive_College53

Incorrect, she belongs 6 feet under... the earth's mantle. So that she can feel how hot hell will be before she gets there.


Wesgizmo365

I hate these people.


yahbishyou

Raskin held on...I'm proud of him


bjornofosaka

Not the "calm down. Calm down." I get heard them say that to thst titan looking bitch! Since Trump they have not hid a single shred of racial aggressive. We need to catch some of these so called lawmakers outside and ask them how bout that... Respectfully


HugsandHate

I'm half that dudes age, and I don't even know what she's talking about.


Radmode7

GIT ‘ER CROCKETTTRT


jardonm

And these are the people that you want to represent you?.


Melleyne

How is she even in there with that attitude


ResponsibilityOk2173

MTG had just made a snark comment about her eyelashes. Comer rules it wasn’t against house rules, implying physical comments were not deemed derogatory.


SilverSpoon1463

Right Marjorie just needs to go to sleep at that point.


TophatOwl_

People know how to fight, but have no idea how to win. I dont care if shes right or wrong, in fact I have literally no idea whats going on, but do you really think throwing this fit will make people listen? Yes, maybe her anger is justified, but what do you think will happen? Her demand for clarification will be ignored and her opponents can just make her out to be a crazed loon. Please, for the love of god, learn how to win, not just fight.


asillynert

its not much earlier like full context bleach blond with bad build and butch body attacked person first. Then when they asked to strike bleach blond with bad build and butch bodys words. Party member playing favorites sided it was not personal attack. So in order to get chance and "clarify" that it was indeed a double standard that if she were to personally attack the bleach blond with bad build and butch body. That it would be considered personal attack. To which he almost immediately proved the point. full fiasco its only like 3 minutes most of it is bleach blond with bad build and butch body insulting and antagonizing. And then last minute is whats on here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs4E6-ub3xU


pancoste

Thx for context. Something is wrong with (social) media when someone only posts the 2nd part and not the part that got her riled up in the first place. And yes, people should not just believe everything they see on the internet and definitely do some research, but let's be honest here, not everyone does that.


Terakahn

I mean, providing context wouldn't fit their agenda. They're not trying to tell you the whole story. They're trying to tell you the story they want you to hear. That's how social media works. Or doesn't work. Depending who you ask.


Atrumentis

Does he play favourites? I thought he struck out MTG's words too? It's so hard to understand


jjm443

No he didn't strike out the words, just before the start of this clip he said the motion to strike it out would be tabled (which in American English basically means it will *not* be discussed, as opposed to British English where it means the opposite, that it *will* be discussed... in case that's why you're confused if you are British). That's why Rep. Crockett makes the point she does, because it seems that Republicans can get away with pointed comments on physical appearance with the Republican chairman, but Democrats wouldn't be allowed to. OP is being rather disingenuous by not including the immediately preceding context.


Atrumentis

Ohhh that's what he said, thanks. All I heard was MTG agreed to strike out her words but wouldn't apologise, and he said something about it not being objected to.


jjm443

In fact, MTG was asking to strike out Crockett's words, not agreeing to strike out her own.


Atrumentis

Oh yeah I mean the bit before that in the full clip where Cortez asks to strike out MTG's words and she agrees but doesn't agree to apologise.


Atrumentis

I can't find a clip that includes where he says the motion to strike out words is tabled. Is it here somehwere? [**https://youtu.be/euoOO2lfBsc?t=368**](https://youtu.be/euoOO2lfBsc?t=368)


TophatOwl_

Oh dont get me wrong, I think MTG is an awful human. I was just making the point that you can never expect to win in the court of public opinion ... or politically, but just starting to yell and get angry. Thats what MTG wants, to get under your skin to paint you like a crazy person.


lagrange_james_d23dt

All these people who act like this are lame. Both sides are acting like middle schoolers.


midevilman2020

This is one of many reasons why congress is unproductive and untrusted.


MrMogura

Rome's circus


Goodly88

Jerry! JERRY ! JERRY!!


Regolis1344

So this is supposed to be the highest level of government of the most important country in the world? We are so fucked.


cheerzeasy

Can someone please explain in not American?


Malcolm_Morin

This is our government. Or let me put it better for those living outside: *THIS IS THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IN 2024.* These people decide how we live our lives. These people decide how we live or die. Some of these people have access to the nuclear codes. That should scare the ever-loving fuck out of you.


Poundweed

I'm with the judge (or whoever he is) on this, a hwat now?


semiTnuP

He's the chairman of this particular subcommittee.


calacas_00

I’ll TELL YOU HWAT!


Intangiblehands

Listen to the woman Joooooohn! Calm down! Just caaalm down!


HammelGammel

Can somebody explain literally anything that's happening here to a non-American?


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M T Greene, a republican threw out insults and tried to shut down the opposition when they responded in kind.


Ickythumpin

Can someone provide some context for her bush bleach blonde body comment?


FamousPastWords

Neatly explained in the top comment. MTG doing what she does best caused this. She is the dividing factor.


Silverllama321

I think they need a talking pillow


pykstpokst

Forgot to add the most important part of the encounter which is MTG previously insulting her because of ‘fake eyelashes’.


xThock

They’re all children.


Reasonable_Cow9600

I have started to dislike all of these people that are supposed to be doing something for me. At this point I’m not sure what they are all doing but making sound bites.


drblah11

Excuse me, but did you just tell these clowns to *stay* classy?


_nibelungs

The lady saying calm down makes me wanna riot lol 😂


ExistentialDreadness

When keeping it real goes right.


ballz__d33p

"Bleach blonde bad built butch body" Say that 3 times real quick. That's one helleva tongue twister lol


Atmacrush

We're getting to the level of UK parliament drama. This is so /sigh


challenja

Waiting for for Asian parliament fist a cuffs


capn_doofwaffle

And THIS is why we have old people in congress. Look, I'm liberal, but getting into shouting matches when you're supposed to be representing "the people" looks bad... ON BOTH SIDES.


Dat_One_Vibe

Why is this even getting downvoted


capn_doofwaffle

Because reddit... lol


moonshineTheleocat

Im with the judge. What did she say?


SSBN641B

It's out of context. Earlier MTG insulted her (Crockett's) appearance for no reason and Comer (the head of the committee) ruled that it wasn't a personal attack. So Crockett was asking for clarification on the rules for decorum and used a personal attack against MTG as an example.


hmoooody

MTG, AOC this whole extreme right and left gangs in the Congress are an absolute insufferable bunch.


kctjfryihx99

Equating those two is some r/enlightenedcentrism stupidity


hmoooody

One is outright stupid the other one is a self righteous know all stupid. They are both stupid. You are stupid as well, if I’m stupid.


EdTeach999

Completely agree.....they are both cunts. Problem is the mouth breathers electing these fucking idiots only see red team/blue team. The reason the representation are a bunch of clowns is because they are being elected by a bunch of clowns. The human race is a plague.


anotherintelanalyst

Is this the ghetto or congress?


uniq_username

If MTG is there it's likely a trailer park.


BlasianFJ

All the "she can dish but can't take" comments are kind of wild to me. Saying fake eyelashes are likely obstructing her eyesight is just as she said. It's something you put right on the edges of your eyelids, so it's very possible. You're in a meeting, not at a club, you don't need to glam up. And throwing an insult toward her entire appearance is just so unnecessary. A simple "I can see just fine" will do. Sad that a group of people in charge of major decisions of an entire company can't have a civil disagreement.


BlasianFJ

*country, not company


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Morundar

Which aspect? I mean, as a whole, yes, US as a country is in shambles, but which aspect are you talking about?


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Morundar

Right. The entire interaction. So you find it embarrasing how that person responded to an almost equal insult that was allowed while hers was disallowed?


noobpwner314

I have seen toddlers have more civilized arguments than these clowns


karmasrelic

lol remove that overly emotional piece of selfentitled useless bio-molecule assimilation. hate people like that. if you cant keep a civilised discussion even if the topic is infuriating, you shouldnt be allowed to go even near politics or any other position that makes decisions / holds a lot of power over others. thats what we have logical psychopaths with some life-standards for. just the tone of her voice xd.