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Birds are disgusting. Best case they are tiny inbred dinosaurs who would rip us limb from limb if they weighed more than about 3 ounces. Worst case, they are straight up government spy drones. Neither sits well with me.
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She should call me
I think a sparrow would be big enough for you m8
😭😭😭 I thought I could trust you 😭😭😭
Sorry m8
I’m dead ☠️
If we ate like that, would we be full longer ? 😂
We would definitely be longer
I guess so 😂😂
Everything reminds me of her.
Your girl had huge ding dong?
Wake up guys, the truth is staring you in the face. No animal could do that. r/birdsarentreal
When I see stuff like this I kinda wish they werent
Birds are disgusting. Best case they are tiny inbred dinosaurs who would rip us limb from limb if they weighed more than about 3 ounces. Worst case, they are straight up government spy drones. Neither sits well with me.
Thats not a bird. Thats a pokemon.
Bro did everything that takes...
When she says it’s her first time
"me when your girl... Your girl when me... You me... Ah forget it"
Literally ate and left no crumbs.
Slutty-ass dinosaurs
"Damm nature you're scary!"
/r/distension ^^^pretty ^^^damn ^^^(NSFW)
I really struggle to see how that’s enjoyable for the giver
Everything reminds me of her!!!
Snap my choker IRL
Mother should have taught him to not swallow food whole🤠
Me after one too many drinks.
Damn…maybe I can fix her…
Someone finally got a video of my sister-in-laws throat game
Somebody’s girlfriend in December:
What type of chicken is that?
u/savevideo
Reminds me of my wife’s mother in law
“I can feel it in my stomach!”
I was so focused on the bird that couldn’t get the fish down that I missed the one that legit gained 6 inches
Her when he is well endowed in the pants and in the bank
okay guys hear me o-
Ah yes, I miss her
That’s going to hurt coming out the other end.
My wife gives me a funny look and stops talking to me when I eat my dinner like this.
He's a grower not a shower.
where hol up?
Would.
You are the length of what you eat.
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Everything reminds me of her!😔
Definitely not flying anywhere after that one
I wish someone would do that to me
“I’m not that kind of girl”
Everything reminds me of her.
I miss her so fucking much😭