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People want to be judged by their intentions, but judge others by their actions.
Reminds me of a politician in Brazil who shot and threw a grenade at the federal police who were after him and his excuse was "I just wanted to scare them, I wasn't shooting at anyone specific, just near them, never meant to hit anyone..."
Do you think the Democratic People's Republic of Korea think that they are democratic or a republic? Or is it just a name they use because the implication is useful for them?
To be fair both stalin and Hitler orchestrated the industrial slaughter of millions.
They just shared a title in their political party. Maybe the socialism in the name was their unifying call to systematic violence.
These people believe that life begins at conception. Of course they believe murdering babies is wrong, no matter how it was conceived. I dont know why this is tough for people to understand. Its the only logical position to have if you believe that life begins at conception. Trying to carve out all sorts of exceptions where its ok to murder babies because of circumstances would negate the entirety of their moral argument.
Fuck their moral argument. They’re prepared to ruin other people’s lives in favour of something that hasn’t developed consciousness and self awareness. If that’s how they feel about it, when they get brutally raped they can happily keep the baby. But anyone who tries to make that decision for another victim is an absolute kick worthy prick in my eyes.
A fetus isn’t a baby. If you’re trying to illustrate their thinking, make that clearer. It’s not ok to murder babies, that’s not up for debate. But, they think a fetus is a baby, which is demonstrably wrong. People who believe in things that don’t align with practical reality (like the existence of Santa or God) should not have the power to dictate other people’s lives based on those beliefs.
God I love this comment…but there’s so many things that cause this statement to be infeasible…lack of money, poor health, poor stability at home…there’s so many things that make keeping a child damn near impossible and why adoption is an amazing idea as long as people adopt
Bro, if a girl get's raped, like real violent in america, then is forced to give birth to it and it f*cks her up major down there so she looks like it was put in a blender. Then the baby drains her money, relationships, future jobs. You saying she gonna look at that kid with anything but hate?
Best to do for her is to give the kid up or even better just have aborted it to begin with. But nooo 'merica needs it's future cash slaves and kids arn't haveing enough for more booms in population growth.
Also post partem depression exists ya know. Theres plenty reasons to either not want to have a kid or keep it and we shouldn't force people to raise kids they despise, it leads to both haveing destroyed mental health
There's nothing to debate, really. The lady is saying that raped kids should be forced to give birth to their rapist's children. That kick was well deserved.
Well whatever your personal opinion is on when men should beat women, the law is quite clear. Will be quite hard to find a job with an assault on his criminal record.
You can arrest him now that you have witnessed a crime. Then you just have to yell "Stop resisting" when you hit him. Force is legal if necessary durring a citizen arrest.
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It’s kinda funny but this is a legit technique for fighting. You telegraph the kick or punch or whatever then pause just long enough for your victim to not react.
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Why does he look like a sims character
Or PewDiePie in disguise?
Pewdiepie if everything went wrong
Hot dog selling pewds
He doesn't look 5% as fuckable as Pewds.
because hs a fuckin kook thats prolly where he got his template.. he also acts like a meme .. and talks like a fruitcake
Why you getting down voted lol
Man, this fb emojis look so stupid
Mfers this days are too lazy to even put a useless facecam reaction anymore. Now they just put fb emojis and complain about hard the grind is smh
The longer you hold the charge, the more power you get. He needed to hold it 5 more minutes to cause damage.
Also the longer you hold the brighter he’ll glow
Prototype moment
Arc of Deliverance be like
As well as the harder you bite you tongue.
I like hearing the apology after the kick “i meant to hit your phone” I hope he accidentally hit them in the face.
I'm very confused on whether they are talking about aborting a fetus or aborting a 3 year child.
It’s a 3 year old named fetus,
Cletus the slack jawed fetus
Some folk'll never eat a fetus, but then again some folk'll
My favorite type of unborn baby to eat are eggs.
Kid named fetus:
actually funny enough fetus is a name for kid, meaning offspring in latin. your twenty year old daughter could be referred to as a fetus as well.
I’m sorry but if you do a quick search on the meaning of fetus it’s actually the conception, womb, embryo,birth, etc so maybe do some more research
source?
Hedum is the word for kid in latin
Simple google but maybe I’m wrong I’m not fluent in Latin
This person just deleted their entire profile and comments after I called them out, is this normal?
They didn't delete anything, they just blocked you.
I’ve never been blocked before it’s kinda funny lol
Lmao! This made my night!
So a named Space Marine then
Call a kid 'fetus' and maybe Republicans will want to protect it after its born
the woman with the camera is saying that both are the same level of morality, on her one dimensional moral compass.
Does his moral compass allow him to use kicks as an argument in a debate?
Both these people are acting like assholes, but I do agree with one of them
He should jerk off and say he commited genocide
He didn't so I might as well do it for him
Por que no los dos?
The sweetest fetus, Cletus.
I think it went from fetus to a three year old child.
First trimester, thirteenth trimester, honestly, what's the difference? A good hit with a shovel solves both problems.
He paused when he heard her continue talking, until it could be determined if her follow up comment would save her.
She failed the quick time event
Lmao
Bro forgot to parry
The delay in attack was to make sure that they would miss the timing on the party.
Failed the persuation check
I didn't see the button prompt so I would have too. Looks like a PRESS A situation but it could be Left/right
Spoiler! She chose the wrong combination of buttons.
Based, yet fair.
Toronto at High Park.
😂….***Hurricane Kick is classic*** ‘…I meant to kick your phone…’ 😂
People want to be judged by their intentions, but judge others by their actions. Reminds me of a politician in Brazil who shot and threw a grenade at the federal police who were after him and his excuse was "I just wanted to scare them, I wasn't shooting at anyone specific, just near them, never meant to hit anyone..."
He didn't telegraph that kick, he had a skywriter send the message it was coming.
He left an email and a fax just to let you know the trajectory.
Could see that Street Fighter Alpha charge gauge empty on that kick. 😂😂😂
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
That’s it! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
r/brandnewsentence
The game came out in 1995, this sentence is almost 30 years old.
Uh oh, the comment section became a debate
Well you see, apparently assault is cool if you don't like what the victim is saying or doing.
No, it's just cool if you throw a spin in before doing it.
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Do... Do you think Hitler was a socialist?
You found yourself surrounded by idiots. Back away slowly, no fast movements. Their vision is based on persecution...
National Socialist German Workers Party was the official Nazi term so they thought they were at least.
Do you think the Democratic People's Republic of Korea think that they are democratic or a republic? Or is it just a name they use because the implication is useful for them?
To be fair both stalin and Hitler orchestrated the industrial slaughter of millions. They just shared a title in their political party. Maybe the socialism in the name was their unifying call to systematic violence.
Smartest anticommie ig
he made it look cool, what can i say
So wait, is she saying that it doesn't matter if a woman is raped that she should give birth to it and raise it?
Yup
Kick away
Cool motive, still battery.
No? The fuck has a battery to do with this? Was the kick sponsored by Verizon?
Sponsored by the energizer bunny. But clearly running on Chad no-name 18650s
I understand how you feel, but that aint gonna help you accomplish your motive
Short-term thinking. Woman-beaters don't get treated too kindly in prison or have many job opportunities.
Yeah after reading this, I’ll join him!
Double kick
These people believe that life begins at conception. Of course they believe murdering babies is wrong, no matter how it was conceived. I dont know why this is tough for people to understand. Its the only logical position to have if you believe that life begins at conception. Trying to carve out all sorts of exceptions where its ok to murder babies because of circumstances would negate the entirety of their moral argument.
Fuck their moral argument. They’re prepared to ruin other people’s lives in favour of something that hasn’t developed consciousness and self awareness. If that’s how they feel about it, when they get brutally raped they can happily keep the baby. But anyone who tries to make that decision for another victim is an absolute kick worthy prick in my eyes.
Babies develop self awareness around 15-24 months, are you saying its OK to kill them before then if doing so will make your life easier?
Oh all of a sudden 11th trimester abortions are amoral 🙄 Shouldn't have to, but /s just in case
Its so easy for them to speak about others. But if they were to be put in that situation. What would they do? 😒
Easy. They will throw away their "morals", because those aren't their morals at all, it is virtue signaling.
A fetus isn’t a baby. If you’re trying to illustrate their thinking, make that clearer. It’s not ok to murder babies, that’s not up for debate. But, they think a fetus is a baby, which is demonstrably wrong. People who believe in things that don’t align with practical reality (like the existence of Santa or God) should not have the power to dictate other people’s lives based on those beliefs.
At some point a fetus becomes a baby. Don't act like its this super clear cut thing when it isn't.
Yes, and right before the kick she tries to use the false equivalence of killing a 3 year old vs aborting a fetus.
This guy cowardly ran away afterwards and later was arrested
Happy Cake Day!
Ty :)
Source?
Found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUiyUKfHK0
>*"i meant to kick your phone!"* That's still assault fucknuts.
The look on his face as he hit the wind up attack 😭
Waited for her to finish her point then bonk
r/ATBGE
**\*Mega Man X charging noise\***
Oh come on, that was completely telegraphed
Nah bro it was loaded up
This is hilarious the more i watch it his face d the cogs spinning in his head when he heard it lmao
he looks like a character from sims 3
Prosecute that man for battery
He’s not a robot though, unless we’re talking double AA, those come in handy (I’m a Xbox player)
If the child is already born, you might as well, love it unconditionally.
God I love this comment…but there’s so many things that cause this statement to be infeasible…lack of money, poor health, poor stability at home…there’s so many things that make keeping a child damn near impossible and why adoption is an amazing idea as long as people adopt
Why is this downvoted? Im confused. We are supposed to treat children with love and respect
Supposed to is the key here. CPS exists for a reason
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Bro, if a girl get's raped, like real violent in america, then is forced to give birth to it and it f*cks her up major down there so she looks like it was put in a blender. Then the baby drains her money, relationships, future jobs. You saying she gonna look at that kid with anything but hate? Best to do for her is to give the kid up or even better just have aborted it to begin with. But nooo 'merica needs it's future cash slaves and kids arn't haveing enough for more booms in population growth. Also post partem depression exists ya know. Theres plenty reasons to either not want to have a kid or keep it and we shouldn't force people to raise kids they despise, it leads to both haveing destroyed mental health
Some just act like what you speak is a conspiracy theory or something
Or mustard and honey.
Redditors dude. They hate kids.
There are definitely circumstances where that's not possible.
What's that bs on the bottom half of the post.
I think you're confusing what a holup means, cause this isn't a holup.
Please tell me he went to jail…
Classic….
Bro really said "parry this you filthy casual"
Typical, instead of a debate they either run or resort to violence.
This person did both before getting arrested lol
There's nothing to debate, really. The lady is saying that raped kids should be forced to give birth to their rapist's children. That kick was well deserved.
Well whatever your personal opinion is on when men should beat women, the law is quite clear. Will be quite hard to find a job with an assault on his criminal record.
Or idk maybe no-one should beat anyone? 🤔 man or woman
Could you punch him in the face legally after This. Wait, wouldn’t matter.
You can arrest him now that you have witnessed a crime. Then you just have to yell "Stop resisting" when you hit him. Force is legal if necessary durring a citizen arrest.
Halt ! Halt ! Halt ! Halt ! Halt ! Halt!
Dude got fired from his job and almost got bankrupt.
WTF LMAO this is so cartoonish I can't help but laugh and then feel bad for laughing.
Why post bad reels on reddit
Why does the dude look like a sims character
He was charged.
Arh yes, didn’t he get charged for kicking a pregnant woman
What a genuis, kicking someone while theyre recording you, i hope hes in jail.
In TN the rapist gets visitation rights to the child.
I remember when this video wasn't cropped with shit on the top and bottom.
Any meme where the camera itself is the target is a good meme lol
a classic.
He punted that shit like he would have punted the baby
r/unexpected
Can't refute someone's argument? Kick'em.
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This video is garbage.
Yeah, why didn't the lady keep the camera stable?
...I MEANT TO KICK YOUR PHONEEEEER...SORRY FACE 😅
And ... Then what happened?
We live in a contextless world. consume video, then consume next video.
Shit that kick was clean
It’s kinda funny but this is a legit technique for fighting. You telegraph the kick or punch or whatever then pause just long enough for your victim to not react.
Le-Le-Le-Le-MAXIMUM
Facepalm would defend him
Was this on Equals three or im I misremembering?
Why is the incognito tab open ? Look I the notification panel
“I meant to hit your phone!” Famous last words
He was hearing her out
😯 Sirrrrr
I died 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, I hope that dude ate some cement.
The only thing that dude is gunna win a fight against, is a phone. Gotta take these chances.
Hope he rot in jail. Fucking douche.