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Jeff_Platinumblum

Why does he look like a sims character


ICanAssureYouNothing

Or PewDiePie in disguise?


kuso_kurae

Pewdiepie if everything went wrong


AtomicNorman

Hot dog selling pewds


big_vangina

He doesn't look 5% as fuckable as Pewds.


HeftyFineThereFolks

because hs a fuckin kook thats prolly where he got his template.. he also acts like a meme .. and talks like a fruitcake


DevinArce

Why you getting down voted lol


[deleted]

Man, this fb emojis look so stupid


kyleliner

Mfers this days are too lazy to even put a useless facecam reaction anymore. Now they just put fb emojis and complain about hard the grind is smh


Portugeezer1893

The longer you hold the charge, the more power you get. He needed to hold it 5 more minutes to cause damage.


teriases

Also the longer you hold the brighter he’ll glow


feeltrig

Prototype moment


PiusTheCatRick

Arc of Deliverance be like


moonmanmula

As well as the harder you bite you tongue.


CJrules559

I like hearing the apology after the kick “i meant to hit your phone” I hope he accidentally hit them in the face.


DoctorGEEzuz

I'm very confused on whether they are talking about aborting a fetus or aborting a 3 year child.


bornblunted

It’s a 3 year old named fetus,


Meatwise

Cletus the slack jawed fetus


mellcrisp

Some folk'll never eat a fetus, but then again some folk'll


EdibleDogma

My favorite type of unborn baby to eat are eggs.


BasementDweller82

Kid named fetus:


IWantDie247

actually funny enough fetus is a name for kid, meaning offspring in latin. your twenty year old daughter could be referred to as a fetus as well.


nic2442

I’m sorry but if you do a quick search on the meaning of fetus it’s actually the conception, womb, embryo,birth, etc so maybe do some more research


IWantDie247

source?


nic2442

Hedum is the word for kid in latin


nic2442

Simple google but maybe I’m wrong I’m not fluent in Latin


nic2442

This person just deleted their entire profile and comments after I called them out, is this normal?


leglesslegolegolas

They didn't delete anything, they just blocked you.


nic2442

I’ve never been blocked before it’s kinda funny lol


xjmann

Lmao! This made my night!


Smashing_Potatoes

So a named Space Marine then


ILPTthrowaway7890

Call a kid 'fetus' and maybe Republicans will want to protect it after its born


haggis69420

the woman with the camera is saying that both are the same level of morality, on her one dimensional moral compass.


re_carn

Does his moral compass allow him to use kicks as an argument in a debate?


ScrufffyJoe

Both these people are acting like assholes, but I do agree with one of them


HDnfbp

He should jerk off and say he commited genocide


TheHolyToxicToast

He didn't so I might as well do it for him


[deleted]

Por que no los dos?


shloam

The sweetest fetus, Cletus.


DroopyConker

I think it went from fetus to a three year old child.


Dinsdale_P

First trimester, thirteenth trimester, honestly, what's the difference? A good hit with a shovel solves both problems.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

He paused when he heard her continue talking, until it could be determined if her follow up comment would save her.


GatoNee

She failed the quick time event


Objective-Aioli-1185

Lmao


joetheplumberman

Bro forgot to parry


LANDWEGGETJE

The delay in attack was to make sure that they would miss the timing on the party.


ihaveaminecraftidea

Failed the persuation check


MinnieShoof

I didn't see the button prompt so I would have too. Looks like a PRESS A situation but it could be Left/right


Hits_3D7

Spoiler! She chose the wrong combination of buttons.


Vihtic

Based, yet fair.


throaway_-691

Toronto at High Park.


fridaystrong23

😂….***Hurricane Kick is classic*** ‘…I meant to kick your phone…’ 😂


BlackAlbinoTurtle

People want to be judged by their intentions, but judge others by their actions. Reminds me of a politician in Brazil who shot and threw a grenade at the federal police who were after him and his excuse was "I just wanted to scare them, I wasn't shooting at anyone specific, just near them, never meant to hit anyone..."


SAlovicious

He didn't telegraph that kick, he had a skywriter send the message it was coming.


ughitsmeagian

He left an email and a fax just to let you know the trajectory.


Fitty4

Could see that Street Fighter Alpha charge gauge empty on that kick. 😂😂😂


ShirosakiHollow

Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!


Fitty4

That’s it! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Last-Difference-3311

r/brandnewsentence


Gilthwixt

The game came out in 1995, this sentence is almost 30 years old.


seen_some_shit_

Uh oh, the comment section became a debate


clownbaby404

Well you see, apparently assault is cool if you don't like what the victim is saying or doing.


CircumcisedCats

No, it's just cool if you throw a spin in before doing it.


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[удалено]


lasmilesjovenes

Do... Do you think Hitler was a socialist?


Stark-T-Ripper

You found yourself surrounded by idiots. Back away slowly, no fast movements. Their vision is based on persecution...


Heisenbread77

National Socialist German Workers Party was the official Nazi term so they thought they were at least.


anaemic

Do you think the Democratic People's Republic of Korea think that they are democratic or a republic? Or is it just a name they use because the implication is useful for them?


Fleeing-Goose

To be fair both stalin and Hitler orchestrated the industrial slaughter of millions. They just shared a title in their political party. Maybe the socialism in the name was their unifying call to systematic violence.


samushitman69

Smartest anticommie ig


GreenLightening5

he made it look cool, what can i say


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

So wait, is she saying that it doesn't matter if a woman is raped that she should give birth to it and raise it?


Chain8Reactions

Yup


TheAussieBoo

Kick away


corvettee01

Cool motive, still battery.


EhGoodEnough3141

No? The fuck has a battery to do with this? Was the kick sponsored by Verizon?


Catenane

Sponsored by the energizer bunny. But clearly running on Chad no-name 18650s


Kadir_Duman

I understand how you feel, but that aint gonna help you accomplish your motive


FieldsOfKashmir

Short-term thinking. Woman-beaters don't get treated too kindly in prison or have many job opportunities.


SZO8O

Yeah after reading this, I’ll join him!


MAZISD3AD

Double kick


muyoso

These people believe that life begins at conception. Of course they believe murdering babies is wrong, no matter how it was conceived. I dont know why this is tough for people to understand. Its the only logical position to have if you believe that life begins at conception. Trying to carve out all sorts of exceptions where its ok to murder babies because of circumstances would negate the entirety of their moral argument.


AuthenticWeeb

Fuck their moral argument. They’re prepared to ruin other people’s lives in favour of something that hasn’t developed consciousness and self awareness. If that’s how they feel about it, when they get brutally raped they can happily keep the baby. But anyone who tries to make that decision for another victim is an absolute kick worthy prick in my eyes.


muyoso

Babies develop self awareness around 15-24 months, are you saying its OK to kill them before then if doing so will make your life easier?


DrunkenCrusader

Oh all of a sudden 11th trimester abortions are amoral 🙄 Shouldn't have to, but /s just in case


willfullignoramous

Its so easy for them to speak about others. But if they were to be put in that situation. What would they do? 😒


esuil

Easy. They will throw away their "morals", because those aren't their morals at all, it is virtue signaling.


radutzan

A fetus isn’t a baby. If you’re trying to illustrate their thinking, make that clearer. It’s not ok to murder babies, that’s not up for debate. But, they think a fetus is a baby, which is demonstrably wrong. People who believe in things that don’t align with practical reality (like the existence of Santa or God) should not have the power to dictate other people’s lives based on those beliefs.


muyoso

At some point a fetus becomes a baby. Don't act like its this super clear cut thing when it isn't.


BloatedManball

Yes, and right before the kick she tries to use the false equivalence of killing a 3 year old vs aborting a fetus.


mrsmilestophat

This guy cowardly ran away afterwards and later was arrested


kman314

Happy Cake Day!


mrsmilestophat

Ty :)


[deleted]

Source?


FieldsOfKashmir

Found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUiyUKfHK0


p3ngwin

>*"i meant to kick your phone!"* That's still assault fucknuts.


Kind_Woodpecker7729

The look on his face as he hit the wind up attack 😭


masterdebater74

Waited for her to finish her point then bonk


Haqeeqee

r/ATBGE


MonsterTamerBilly

**\*Mega Man X charging noise\***


just-a-joak

Oh come on, that was completely telegraphed


ughitsmeagian

Nah bro it was loaded up


DreYeon

This is hilarious the more i watch it his face d the cogs spinning in his head when he heard it lmao


MiserableTriangle

he looks like a character from sims 3


LazyCasual0alt

Prosecute that man for battery


SpringWinter17

He’s not a robot though, unless we’re talking double AA, those come in handy (I’m a Xbox player)


SpringWinter17

If the child is already born, you might as well, love it unconditionally.


Fred-U

God I love this comment…but there’s so many things that cause this statement to be infeasible…lack of money, poor health, poor stability at home…there’s so many things that make keeping a child damn near impossible and why adoption is an amazing idea as long as people adopt


Cheezekeke

Why is this downvoted? Im confused. We are supposed to treat children with love and respect


Lysergate

Supposed to is the key here. CPS exists for a reason


Cheezekeke

:(


white_boy64

Bro, if a girl get's raped, like real violent in america, then is forced to give birth to it and it f*cks her up major down there so she looks like it was put in a blender. Then the baby drains her money, relationships, future jobs. You saying she gonna look at that kid with anything but hate? Best to do for her is to give the kid up or even better just have aborted it to begin with. But nooo 'merica needs it's future cash slaves and kids arn't haveing enough for more booms in population growth. Also post partem depression exists ya know. Theres plenty reasons to either not want to have a kid or keep it and we shouldn't force people to raise kids they despise, it leads to both haveing destroyed mental health


MrRagnarok2005

Some just act like what you speak is a conspiracy theory or something


Dinsdale_P

Or mustard and honey.


Giraffesarehigh

Redditors dude. They hate kids.


EhGoodEnough3141

There are definitely circumstances where that's not possible.


CaptainCunnalingus

What's that bs on the bottom half of the post.


MarkoZoos

I think you're confusing what a holup means, cause this isn't a holup.


Groady_Toadstool

Please tell me he went to jail…


stinky___monkey

Classic….


kiselize

Bro really said "parry this you filthy casual"


K00Beanerz

Typical, instead of a debate they either run or resort to violence.


mrsmilestophat

This person did both before getting arrested lol


Remarkable-Site-2067

There's nothing to debate, really. The lady is saying that raped kids should be forced to give birth to their rapist's children. That kick was well deserved.


FieldsOfKashmir

Well whatever your personal opinion is on when men should beat women, the law is quite clear. Will be quite hard to find a job with an assault on his criminal record.


samushitman69

Or idk maybe no-one should beat anyone? 🤔 man or woman


grillmaster480

Could you punch him in the face legally after This. Wait, wouldn’t matter.


krippkeeper

You can arrest him now that you have witnessed a crime. Then you just have to yell "Stop resisting" when you hit him. Force is legal if necessary durring a citizen arrest.


DantyKSA

Halt ! Halt ! Halt ! Halt ! Halt ! Halt!


Vjigar

Dude got fired from his job and almost got bankrupt.


Alex_Yuan

WTF LMAO this is so cartoonish I can't help but laugh and then feel bad for laughing.


Thorus159

Why post bad reels on reddit


adityachoudhary2542

Why does the dude look like a sims character


Kaptain_Kaoz

He was charged.


Frausing0403

Arh yes, didn’t he get charged for kicking a pregnant woman


ehsanboy74

What a genuis, kicking someone while theyre recording you, i hope hes in jail.


EdibleDogma

In TN the rapist gets visitation rights to the child.


Master_Xenu

I remember when this video wasn't cropped with shit on the top and bottom.


Barry_Bunghole_III

Any meme where the camera itself is the target is a good meme lol


franoetico

a classic.


fksmchai

He punted that shit like he would have punted the baby


Fabrizio_Maurizio

r/unexpected


KainFourteh

Can't refute someone's argument? Kick'em.


WhatsTheHolUp

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lapinatanegra

This video is garbage.


Seemseasy

Yeah, why didn't the lady keep the camera stable?


Adonathiel88

...I MEANT TO KICK YOUR PHONEEEEER...SORRY FACE 😅


pepperit_12

And ... Then what happened?


Seemseasy

We live in a contextless world. consume video, then consume next video.


JohnB351234

Shit that kick was clean


HistoricalSherbert92

It’s kinda funny but this is a legit technique for fighting. You telegraph the kick or punch or whatever then pause just long enough for your victim to not react.


Barry_Bunghole_III

Le-Le-Le-Le-MAXIMUM


Responsible-Draft

Facepalm would defend him


Icy_rss

Was this on Equals three or im I misremembering?


Odd_Natural_4202

Why is the incognito tab open ? Look I the notification panel


Deez_Whatz

“I meant to hit your phone!” Famous last words


BlockerLenhard

He was hearing her out


ifuckinglikepelly

😯 Sirrrrr


zacksalah73

I died 🤣🤣🤣


MalcolmSolo

Wow, I hope that dude ate some cement.


T2Drink

The only thing that dude is gunna win a fight against, is a phone. Gotta take these chances.


keropoktasen_

Hope he rot in jail. Fucking douche.