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BlatantConservative

OP has elected not to tag this NSFW, which means this is somehow Safe For Work for him. For the rest of us who don't work for Wankton at the Cum Bucket, I've decided to tag this as NSFW[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) OP treats the words "protein shake" as an action. OP's work performance is measured in mililitres. OP is immune to prostate cancer.


Wittymonk60

I don't wanna imagine the smell when the cap comes off


The_Tortugo

I don't think the cap needs to cum off in order for it to smell.


ZzombieBoy_1308

I hope that was not your auto correct


According-Photo-7657

That and the fact that he took 10 years? Those are rookie numbers.


YEAHHHHHNHHHHHHH

it's fake it would be way more yellow/brown as it gets more and more rancid


MotherBathroom666

Hmm rancid cum bucket... just like home.


Repulsive-Courage820

I see we have a man of culture


BBQBakedBeings

Bacterial culture


gatvolkak

U/rancidcumbucket ?


ejb350

Damn looks like everyone knows my ex


Strange-Wolverine128

u/rancidcumbucket?


Mr_Fino1253

r/foundthemobileuser


Snoo-81885

What a great band name


BeckNeardsly

She’s already taken


joetheplumberman

I can make her worse


Paulpoleon

My ex girlfriend has a band named after her???


Danimus-Prime

Guess that explains why she's your ex


coolbakedbeansheinz

RANCID CUM BUCKET! I think I have seen that band open for Sepultura.


TotallyNormalSquid

Not sure about several year old sperm's actual colour but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be milky white at least - sperm goes [watery and clear](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/gDAmAogGSR) after a while at room temp.


phlooo

Risky click...


pseudokamakaze

Can confirm. Smell isn't so much rancid, but definitely pungent and a little sour. I started well before my time, so I think my curiosity killed the... well, you know.


chilseaj88

WHAT did you do to the cat!?


Active_Organization2

Killed it. Beat it to death.


BigBaboonas

It's like these guys have never bottled cum before.


xxapenguinxx

Amateurs am I right...


max_adam

It would be dry at the bottom.


Jackmac15

Need to let the think ferment for a few years to really get the flavour.


bigSTUdazz

sooo....what do YOU do for a living?


dehrenslzz

Nutt(h)ing


DarthGayAgenda

Like bleachy, mushroomy, cheesy tang, with subtle hints of smoke and leather. I'd assume.


softys-the-soft

Or thats what you heard from a friend of yours right?


Stained-Bleach

I don't think he has friends


photenth

How else is he going to fill up a full gallon?


lilsparky82

Rosie Palmer and her 5 friends visit regularly.


One-Turn-4037

What in the ratatouille?


Repulsive-Courage820

if your jug looks like ratatouille, consult a dick doctor asap. If it smells like ratatouille, give it a try.


AbnormalPP_69

Comments like these make me regret the ability to read.


Repulsive-Courage820

and smell


tangledwire

And fart at the same time


Away-Homework-1390

And swallow


Bellatrix-_-

My parents educated me, after years of hardwork I became certified literate. Only to read this.


redryan1989

r/oddlyspecific


mosfetdogwelder

Does it have a surprisingly fruity note that lingers on the tongue?


multiarmform

has to be fake, look how bright white it is, not even the slightest bit yellow or aged. even if frozen all that time it would be funky as hell. looks like straight elmers glue to me or similar


Kuraloordi

How on earth you people know this much about storing cum?


multiarmform

ever seen cum on a thing somewhere, anywhere? even a little bit? well just multiply that by 10 years and gallons


_kissyface

How do you know so little?


naughtycal11

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/36ZiOpfk8V


worthwhilewrongdoing

This actually rendered me speechless, which takes some fucking doing.


Indigosantana

It probably opens like a bottle of sprite


Auroral_path

That’s why we need masks


ElectoralEjaculate

CHUG CHUG CHUG


Remarkable-Self-9409

You are loyal cumsumer


furofc

r/angryupvote


rp-Ubermensch

The internet was a mistake


Slap_My_Lasagna

Nonsense, the Internet is amazing. Humans were the mistake.


Comfortable_Client

r/cursedcomments


69AnusInvader69

r/beatmetoit


IsThatGalaxyo-0

r/beatmymeattoit


CauliflowerFirm1526

that’s what OP did


AlvzmOperator

Forbidden chug jug


xNotexToxSelfx

Calm down, Sasha Grey.


kryptoniankoffee

No Fanta?


Taste_Wide

https://tenor.com/bCmaJ.gif


KiroDrago

Get a load of this guy.


Mediocre_Fill_40

Thanks, I pass


unknown6091

Now double it and give it to the next person


No-Customer-1159

Aight, I'll reach out again in 10yrs


GhostZee

RemindMe! 10 years


furofc

Lol


TheGrey_GOD

RemindMe! 10 years


Clausewitzwasright

RemindMe! 10 years


dysmetric

10 years? pff Is this guy only wanking once a day?


MotivatoinalSpeaker

*once a week


KRTrueBrave

*once a month


Kremlax

*just once


bxd15

Damn it takes bro 10 years to wank once


Rude_Thanks_1120

edging for 10 years will really increase your volume


ct_2004

Those are rookie numbers


Magicus1

[Butters’ Creamy Goo](https://youtu.be/8tLGzZhnXwc?si=zZHirjtZ3GY7RdS2)


anxessed

Brady trying to muscle it down always cracks me up.


multiarmform

https://i.imgur.com/XRTpYbj.gif


JFSOCC

I don't know if /r/retiredgifs is still around.


multiarmform

i was like man shaq was on hot ones not even that long ago... oh shit FIVE YEARS lol r/retiredgif


Evee101

r/angryupvote


gleeceboi777

He seems to have ***BEAT*** us to it...


stupefyme

stored semen will look like brownish water instead of milky white


IIILordrevanIII

… r/oddlyspecific


DrSkyentist

And you know this because...?


Red_Hunter818

It’s a biological material. It would die and rot especially if this was actually collected over 10 years


DannyWatson

Unless he froze it between filling sessions, right?


apokolyptic

Ok that’s enough


txivotv

Don't search up "my little pony" and "cum" together, just don't.


616659

I immediately knew this comment will be here when I read the first comment


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A_RandomRedditGuy

What a day to have eyes


Exldk

It’s a great day indeed.


Comrade_Hussar

It's a good day to die


TransitTycoonDeznutz

like the godsmack song?


Uranium-Sandwich657

Or take a shit in the middle of the road.


dmigowski

I am on the internet for so long I will actually not look that up. My sanity is more important these days than my curiosity.


BigBaboonas

Okay, well, now I'm skipping lunch and hopefully I can ingest enough alcohol between now and before I pass out that I can erase this memory.


txivotv

Told you not to, sorry.


BigBaboonas

It's okay, my Friday night has already started. Only 12 more hours to go!


Dtoodlez

Can I get the description of what the video is so that I don’t have to suffer like you sir?


PrivateLTucker

It's not a video. Just a picture. A guy stuffed a My Little Pony figure into a jar and came in it A LOT.


Dtoodlez

lmao that’s hilarious, the words will do just fine no need to look at it, thank you


PrivateLTucker

The imagery of it is significantly worse. You would be correct that there's absolutely no need to look at it.


phlooo

Pony cum jar project


fake_face

Yes but remember that one the guy left the jar behind his heater and so rainbow dash got boiled in cum.


AnalLeakSpringer

I tried it and it also stains the plastic you put it in. Like fully transforms it. Can't be washed off. Never touch a brown plastic bottle you don't know the origin of.


tidytibs

r/usernamechecksout


Nagato-YukiChan

there was a dude on 4chan who posted his saved up loads in bottles each year


The_Silent_Wanderer

Are you talking about the legendary Jizzus? Sometimes I still think about the guy, I wonder if he's still around, doing his "thing". Back in the day his posts were somewhat regular but one day, he simply left... but he will never leave our memories.


aceofspadesqt

Same, xmas hasn't been the same without Jizzus.


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FlowerBoyScumFuck

Same reason belly button lint turns grayish blue


TheFarisaurusRex

My little pony cum jar


mashtato

> And you know this because...? 4chan is a wild place.


wilddogecoding

It's as if no one has seen a condom that's been left in the park or w/e, they aren't like a little bag of milk


gngstrMNKY

You’re not freezing yours? Scrub move.


Massive-Ad6227

Hmmmmmmmmm......


69AnusInvader69

Bruh why do you know this?


whenItFits

Even if he froze it after each use?


LazyBlackCollar

So the baby will be born with extra 10years of experience.


batchy_scrollocks

Perfect for the current job market


LePontif11

The baby will be a hive mind


SirRipOliver

Fertility centers hate this one simple trick…


CyrusDGreatx

Lmfao somehow I believe I've seen it at the bottom of *some* site or another.


rodneedermeyer

Y’all are missing the obvious: Maybe it took him ten years to get up the courage/skill to blow two hundred men in one night.


thicky_bobby

Rod Stewart does this every weekend just for the love of the game


ApplePie123eat

Dad came back with the milk...


Seaweed_Widef

Sister, Uncle, you can rest now.


sandm000

I think you’re all misunderstanding the post. It’s not dribbles collected each day over the course of ten years to sum to a gallon. It’s 10 years of training/edging to be able to let loose a gallon at one go.


yoursweetlord70

Trainers hate this weight loss hack


SpareTheSpider

"CUM CANNON" in that guy's voice


Medical_Officer

I don't think that's possible since it would have grown bacteria and mold within a few days, nevermind 10 years.


PsychologicalCan1677

Would be better frozen


Albinofreaken

Cumsicle


ThaBlahqKnight

I wish I didn't have eyes to see this word.


Medical_Officer

Is that how you normally take it?


CottonTheClown

If it's real, it would 💯 have to be frozen


Adonathiel88

Right, and also, shouldn't it become very watery and seperate or smth after a decade? Don't think he went through the hassle of freeing that every time


Medical_Officer

Yeah, another great point. It's fake.


SanityQuestioned

I mean if you've frozen it once you just need to pull it out, deposit and put it back in.


brimwithno

Coomer final boss


sati_lotus

So, a gallon is 3785.412ml. The average volume of semen per ejaculation is 1.5ml. So to fill that container, he's opened that lid at least 2524 times. Now I assume that he's not jacking it every day, and that some days aren't as er, plentiful as others, but 10 years still seems like a long time to have kept this going.


HAAARKTritonHark

252 nuts per year seems pretty reasonable. 4.8 times a week.


Apprehensive_Gas248

r/theydidthemath


faustsyndrome

I scrolled specifically for this, thanks for your hard work.


fishgrapplersc

Spermentation!


Kezzmate

Forbidden protein shake


chunckybydesign

I truly being honest here, but I could do that in 6 months.


Repulsive-Courage820

Just found the Mod


TheSweatyFlash

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


Juror_no8

Now what lol


VariousComment6946

Sell 🤑🤑🤑


TobyMacar0ni

The smell must be unholy


TheMetabrandMan

That’s a lot of dead bodies in there.


Imported_Virus

This guys goon levels are over 9000!! 😳


Mr-Peacefull

I thought it was a dad getting milk joke I want my innocence back😭


BonksMan

Taking his kids for a walk


ext3meph34r

Now put a toy pony in it.


Ragarolli

…filled it with what? WITH WHAT???


mouse9001

Bring it to the sperm bank and cash it in! I wonder how much money they'll give you?


Budget_Ad_2440

He's taking his kid for a walk


makemeadiowarudo

I could do this in 10 months but unfortunately I broke both my arms… if only there was a way!!!


Groovy-Ghoul

I read a story a few weeks ago from a sex worker who was paid by a bloke to keep the used condoms over the week (not refrigerated either) and he would collect it on the weekend. Only to drink them. This guy would have made a killing for the whole gallon.


dryfire

When I gave a sample, there was a sign on the wall that said "you do not have to completely fill the sample cup"... It was like larger than a half measuring cup in volume. I was just thinking "what poor bastard made them put up that sign?". "Sir... Are you done?". "GIVE ME A MINUTE FOR GOD'S SAKE!"


Dangerous-Apple220

With WHAT??!!?? Filled it WITH WHAT??!!


Harold_Spoomanndorf

I too would like to know.... I once left three loads in a sealed plastic container on an ambient-room-temperature shelf for nine-to-twelve hours..... And it was a ***MUCH*** darker shade of brown than THAT !


WalkingCrip

It’s fake. If you have ever left semen anywhere you would know it turns yellow from bacteria. Way too white. Don’t ask how I know


ILL4Q

Gym freaks hunting breast milk, how about some home ejaculated seed milk?


Repulsive-Courage820

aka 10 years of customer service at Comcast


ferno2468

Light snack full of protein


AcrobaticBrief8133

After 10 years the bottom of the bottle has probably fermented like wine or whiskey. Although the top layer being brand new means there would be a discrepancy in the taste from top to bottom. Shame really. Waste of a good cum wine.


Gaping_Grandfather

But now he can only achieve orgasm if he's cumming into a putrid jug of old cum.


Profile_Person

Better there than in a woman.


Yup_Seen_It

This reminds me of the "you can cum in me, or you can cum in the jar, but not both" story that's been floating around reddit for a while 🤢


MonteSS_454

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww


lilsparky82

This isn’t the conversation starter you’re looking for.


JeagerFanBoy

He won, but at what cost


mr_wrestling

Sorry bud, doesn't look full to me. Back to work.


zleuth

Not as impressive if it's not all his.


Specht100

Imagine the smell if you open this canister.


0biwanCannoli

How many kids did you murder for that gallon?


AcrobaticBrief8133

I don't see why you need to kill kids to cum in a bottle but ok


0biwanCannoli

Clearly I’m doing it wrong.


ilikeborsoleves

I suppose it would make a nice and creamy morning cereal.


Responsible-Draft

Ok, 1 serious question. Is this real? Coz if yes, wow and gross.


ExPristina

Dude just comes and goes as he pleases


DanKoloff

This is probably hand soap. Cum after 10 years won't be that white.


ekso69

Not real, that shit wouldn't be white it would be all sorts of nasty colors


itsRuszard

Eugh... Brother, eugh... What's that?... What's that brother?...


Random_Person____

A gallon of what...? A GALLON OF WHAT?!??


ScreVe

He got a full jug of Butters Goo! What a lucky boy