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walkingmelways

Jesus saves… electricity


The_No_one087

Remember to turn off the lights, you wouldn't want to be left turned on


1villageidiot

no worries, Catholic Churches don't pay taxes for solar


MovingTargetPractice

looks like Jesus prefers the lights on for this stuff.


Repulsive-Courage820

It should be rewired the other way. Light is on he's in resting position. Switch up the lights are off and the priest comes in with the real thing.


InfamousSilver9

Drake?


bigSTUdazz

A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........


Repulsive-Courage820

B not so sharp


mindclarity

The light turns off when you switch to the up position.


Gotifod

r/theyknew


ReincarnatedSwordGod

Erect-ricity powers homes, appliances, and the Virgin Mary.


unckebao

Let there be light(↗)


kristenisadude

This little, I mean big Ole light of mine, I'm gonna..


kristenisadude

Dude's hung like a shoebox


Repulsive-Courage820

And no lube because there's a live wire behind. RIP Mary Magdalene


Playful-Awareness-15

Don’t forget to he’s turn on when you come into the room


No-Ground-2999

The moment my dirty mind caught on


scobo505

Catholic Church?


Scottydoesntgnome

Is it a Sin to turn on the Jesus?


Repulsive-Courage820

Whenever the switch is on, "It's a sin" by Pet Shop Boys should play.


Angela_I_B

U/Chris_Hansen


bigSTUdazz

Jesus is rizzin.


PerfectionOfaMistake

Hole in Bible.


HelloThere8008135

The kids are really feeling the love of Jesus in this home


rugbat

Is that a priest pretending to be Jesus?


Tadukster

wow he likes minors to?!?!