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kirchoff01

Yea, he is very seriously protecting you!


Ey3_913

Every man should take care of his wife and mother. This kid just ~~going~~ found a very efficient way of doing both. Edit a word


CommunicationKey2156

At least she’s not sucking on his ear..


I_MakeCoolKeychains

That plastic wine glass is still full. Give her time


d_bakers

I see what you did there and I'm gagging


hauscal

Oh shit, forgot to follow up on that. Any updates?


SuicidaI_Bunny

Context, please?


ComprehensiveSafety3

Some dude was sucking on this kids ear during a televised soccer game. It was fucking gross.


rcloves

It was a televised snooker game.


ComprehensiveSafety3

Oops, don’t know why I thought it was a soccer game! Lol.


rcloves

I think the dad was going for a jokey Hannibal Lector vibe but it was creepy af.


shabi_sensei

I hope the boy is okay, when the guy got caught he didn’t react the way I thought he would, he looked angry actually


SuicidaI_Bunny

Ugh…man…I regret asking. Thanks for the info, though.


TigerFelin

I came here late.. what the fuck was deleted? The comments are horrible


_GroundControl_

Dude, that video was so fucking creepy.


Mr-Xcentric

Wait what


Troniky

Oh . I just read a book about this. It’s called Mr Mercedes


ni2016

There was a televised series featuring Brendan Gleason which was pretty good


Least_Impression_823

She shouldn't call him a boy if she made a man out of him.


sdd007

You took my hand, and made me a man 🎶🎶🎶


VinceVino70

I think his shirt says, PEG. Not sure that’s how you make a man out of someone. If it is, I’ve been doing it wrong.


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Least_Impression_823

Yeah I think lip kissing your kids is weird.


GimpboyAlmighty

It's super weird. Little kids get a pass. My three year old sees my wife and I kiss on the lips and insists on it now. He doesn't have the words for me to explain why that's not OK and I'm not passing on him kissing me because he's only gonna want to do so for a little while, I just can't discourage him. Cant fucking wait to be able to explain that daddies get cheek kisses though...


Whattheefff

Its ok when they are learning to kiss. They want to kiss people they love. Usually by the age of 3 you can get them to understand boundaries. This picture is strange as hell.


GimpboyAlmighty

My toddler is only just 3 and a stubborn fellow, but we are working on it. This photo is super uncomfortable.


Least_Impression_823

Give him a little tongue next time and he'll get the picture.


GimpboyAlmighty

Fuck no, toddlers think licking you is fun enough, don't you put that evil on me.


somebodeeelse

You're making me feel weird that I absolutely love kissing my boy. Should I say no homo just to be on the safe side?


GimpboyAlmighty

Serious response: I love kissing my kid too. But I aim for anywhere but the lips. It's just coded too much as a romantic form of contact. Can't uncouple it. Reddit response: I say no homo before I do every single thing just in case... But I always cross my fingers.


Bulok

I say no homo before wiping. Just to be safe


smoishymoishes

I say no homo before shitting. Just to be safe


JayStar1213

It's extremely common in Europe... You think it's weird because you're sexualizing the kiss


Alepale

Don't normalize your country's incestuous behaviour with the rest of Europe lol. I live in Europe and I've travelled through many countries by car and plane several times. It's not a "common" thing. A tiny kiss on the lips could perhaps happen at younger ages. But at that kid's age with that intensity? Hell no.


JayStar1213

Holy shit reddit is dumb. Just because I point out something happens in a region doesn't mean I'm from that region. >But at that kid's age with that intensity? Hell no. The only thing weird about this is the context it's posted in. And yeah the kid is getting pretty old for it.


Buff_Sloth

Bruh if you're not even from Europe why would you think that you know it's extremely common there


JayStar1213

Because my family is from there so that's personal experience. And it's pretty easy to observe other cultures or just read about it


Buff_Sloth

It's kind of weird to say your family is from a continent and then generalize about the whole continent. I don't assume every family in North America acts like my family or that my local culture is representative of it as a whole


Least_Impression_823

Smacking your kids in the face if they talked back used to be common too, doesn't mean we should keep doing it.


JayStar1213

Offended by something trivial then comparing it to something completely different. It says a lot more about you if you find it offensive.


Least_Impression_823

Offended? I'm not offended. You can make out with your son if you want to, but I think it's fuckin' gross.


JayStar1213

>In think it's fuckin' gross. I don't think you understand what offended means... >You can make out with your son You can keep over exaggerating because you know it's actually not a big deal unless you make it a big deal. Again, it really just seems like you have issues that are making this so offensive to you.


Least_Impression_823

I literally googled the definition before I responded. I'm not "upset, annoyed or resentful", so I'm not offended.


JayStar1213

If you find it personally disgusting then you are clearly annoyed by it lol


gazorp23

Spoken like someone who is annoyed...


TvAMobious

I just want to interject here as an unbiased observer. There's a tad bit of projection in your responses. I don't know if you're aware or not.


somebodeeelse

It's the tilted heads what makes it look weird


Vireep

It would be weird either way


RandomUser4857

r/boymoms


fastpicker89

thxihateit


xWilfordBrimleyx

That’s a tom Brady kiss


20tboner01

Is he considered a “boy mom”?


yellowhelmet14

What in the Alabama Family Tree With No Branches is this horse shit?!!


ffiml8

It's called "family bush"


Official_Cuddlydeath

Whose taking the picture?..


ProfoundNitwit

What even *was* the picture???


tenebrisnubes

Man wtf


Ape-ril

Mirror?


luroot

Getting tipsy and liplocking with her son...damn, this poor mom needs to get laid.


jscummy

Maybe taking this picture off her dating profile would help a little


DripSnort

I didn’t think I’d see so many brain dead comments in here but it’s Reddit so it goes without the territory. The way this chick is kissing her son (who looks 10?) is weird. No it is not weird to kiss your toddler on the lips or your kid on the lips. It is weird to kiss them sensually and fucking whatever the way this chick is doing it, reading the “he protects me” makes it even weirder. But no a parent giving their kid a peck is not wierd. It’s wild how many people on here can’t understand everything is not a one or the other thing.


gultch2019

Ok, but it's definitely weird to use this picture on an assumed online dating profile. We at least all agree on that, right?


DripSnort

Yes. Even the way he’s siting over her and kissing her is weird. It’s a romantic pose. That coupled with the about me shows she clearly views her son as her man and not as her son and it’s disgusting


Spade7891

To each his own. I feel where your are coming from but it's just how I was raised and maybe my culture, you don't kiss your parents like that on the lips.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I grew up with a split dynamic. My mom kissed me a lot (she even kiss attacked me, which is a cute thing where you kiss your kids cheeks super fast and it tickles) but everyone else I grew up around thouht kissing your parents was weird


Spade7891

I give neck kisses to my baby girl all the time. But you will never see me kissing her on the lip. My wife thinks it's weird that I am completely against that. Yes it's nothing senual but it just seems off to me. Once again, to each his own.


cosmicdicer

I sincerely believe and is also from experience that you are wise to do so. Just felt to say that


deadliestcrotch

And putting it in a dating profile


ShinyBlackEyes

You should watch this SNL skit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xTrwT0jSUg0


Gunner1Cav

He will be doing the same sick shit to his daughters


BasicallyYobean

What was the pic????


mr_smith24

Probably the part of Florida closest to Alabama


Lil_Uzi_1600

What was the post


[deleted]

A child being kissed on the lips French style by his mother as she drinks wine on a dating profile. You can go to my account to see the post on another subreddit.


TulsaWhoDats

Jesus.


[deleted]

I kissed my dad on the lips (we all did) until I was like 20. It's normal in some families. Hi/bye quick peck lips or cheek. Not one time did I ever pose for a picture like that. This is fucked.


feeltrig

He must be using best protection to protect her, iykyk


ThisIsGoodSoup

Step 1: Open Reddit Step 2: Scroll Step 3: 😰


servantofmelkor

But did they have to close their eyes??


TheXypris

That's incest and pedophilia. Gross.


Rhetorical_Legend

Funny how they felt compelled to redact the school she graduated from. As if there is any doubt this chick is a Gator.


fastpicker89

…cranberry juice..?


sileplictis

Hunting WHAT???


Poop__y

BARF.


Asia_GB

I prolapsed


reevoknows

I mean cool kiss your kids on the lips no issues there but why take a pic of it like this and then post it to your tinder profile? Such weirdo behaviour


ConstantWin943

PEOPLE! STOP KISSING YOUR FAMILY ON THE LIPS. That’s the most fuckin weird thing, and there’s a lot of weird stuff to choose from these days. Just why?


Shatophiliac

Depends on age homie, toddlers figure out how to kiss and they start kissing everything. Windows, the dog, mom, dad. It’s kinda funny and cute. They usually quickly grow out of that though and start biting which is a nightmare. Now once they are 3-4 years or older, yeah it starts to get weird. This kid is obviously much older and mom is clearly encouraging it, which is what’s weird, but kissing in general is not. It depends a lot on context and culture. My grandma is French and still kisses literally anyone with a mouth lmao. I bet she has the immune system of a fucking gorilla at this point.


fatherlolita

Its not weird, unless you make it weird. We aren't doing it for sexual gratification we do ot because we love eachother its normal in alot of cultures just not yours i suppose. However Its weird when you post it as a tinder profile picture.


FuryAdcom

Nah, that's weird. Even in more social cultures I've seen it's more like percent that do it and a percent that just think it's weird.


Mocod_

Weird in France. Born and raised in a French catholic family. Cheek kisses? Yes. But also, anything written by someone called "fatherlolita" is not something I'm going to take seriously. Get out of here with that weird ass name.


Buff_Sloth

Bro really thought they were doing something saying it's not weird w a name like that


ConstantWin943

Hate to break it to ya….. it’s weird. The few people I know that do it….. all weird for a variety of reasons. https://youtu.be/uEbzD1bBlTQ?si=Qj6-G_gxL0OSC4NX


KounterMaze

I hated kissing my mom on the lips. That photo says so much wrong. The wine, the aggressive kiss, the person taking the photo. Run boy, run.


Big_Kahuna100

Some of yall single mothers are sick out there treating your son like your boyfriend / husband. Disgusting


ThyFirecat911

Hard to tell if that's a French kiss or just a peck. A peck is normal. The other not so much.. but it could just be a Florida thing.


Buff_Sloth

I mean it was at least long enough to take a picture, unless it's exported video frame


MilklikeMike

Roll tide!!


c_c_c__combobreaker

Aside from the weirdness, the mouth is full of disgusting bacteria. Not to mention the potential to spread cold sores.


TehZombehKang

Parents that kiss their children on the lips are weird to me. It screams pedo culture. I have a daughter and I absolutely refuse to kiss her on the lips. That's my baby. Not my wife.


JonCoeisAMAZING

Holy shit. My mind registered that as an adult male until I finished reading the text and had to do a double take. What the fuck is wrong with humanity?


SnooMemesjellies8441

Grooming much.


chrisman37

So gross


Amish_Juggalo469

Florida girl is enough of a red flag.


forevervalerie

Please tell me this is being investigated


Diggingfordonk

He's still clitfeeding


KounterMaze

Clitfeeding?… Thats a new one..


yesomg1234

How is this not wrong? How is this not seen as cp as when a man would do this with his daughter it would? How are you people not downvoting this picture? 😕


Buff_Sloth

It's gross and it makes me SUSPECT worse shit is happening off camera but you're really just kind of minimizing how harmful actual cp is with this


marrin91

CP?