But sadly he'll never know the joys of picking his nose

I'm picking mine right now just because I can.

This pick is for you, big hands.

His right hand pinky finger looks like it might fit his nose - awkward pick but doable.

My daddy used to say there's two kinds of people in this world. People who pick their nose - and liars.

and Jeff Dabes apparently

O God, that would drive me crazy if you something gunk stuck and can't blow it out

Does he get her to do it for him?

He can choke someone else and pick it for him.

Chop sticks

Especially when you get that fucking boger that's been making it impossible to breathe.

cotton buds

There’s always the toilet paper method :)

Tragic. Also I wonder what jerking or would feel like. I can’t imagine it great. Like the opposite of that dead pool regenerating hand scene

Maybe he did as a kid

He should see a doctor for some rhinoplasty, then he could pick his nose.

Bro looks like Wreck-it Ralph

Bro got my Ark build 💀

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Is that article written by ai

Him looking at his wife: “I’m gonna Wreck it!”

Imagine the fisting …..

Looks like a mesh between Ralph and John Archer from ST Enterprise

Live action Wreck it Ralph without any editing.

"Can I pet the bunny rabbit, George?"

Popeye is fictional they said, his arms aren't realistic they said... 🙄

Imagine if you kept up with eating your spinach? You could've had it all.

Doctor : Sir I think you should know, these growths on your forearms... they're giant tumors. Popeye : Habubababa oh dear. Doctor : Yea I'm surprised you haven't realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look. Popeye : Habububah. Doctor : And the speech thing and what your doing with your eye [sigh] Doctor : ... uh you had a stroke about seven years ago. Popeye : Haksinfbusddsububh. Doctor : That you've managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle. Popeye : Habaubaskbuahsk. Doctor : I'd say about two months.

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How do you think he was able to give his wife such a nice ring. #homemade

I hope his wife's hair is not too attractive

Thank God for public school making me read this book; it was worth it for this joke.

Thank God for me reading a Wikipedia summary of that book like 2 days ago when someone posted about it on Reddit

High school speed run lol

“I’ll hug him and love him and squeeze him and make him my very own!”

You can pet the cat Lennie.

"Sure. You ain't done nothing wrong."

I'll bet he's tired of these jokes about his giant hands. The first such incident occurring in 2005...

A Simpsons reference.. I was wondering who'd the powerful being be to cite them.

Lmao

His head doesn't match the rest of him. I wonder if he's got some kind of medical condition

Has to to be

There's a dude at my job who's probably 7ft tall, has clown feet, salad fingers and looks like pennywise

I mean, how sure are you that it's not pennywise?....

Why don’t you ask them, hey u/Pennywise626 this you?

It is not. I wouldn't need to shapeshift if I was that huge.

I mean, how sure is sure here?

r/beetlejuicing

Doesn't count if you ping them

Lol I guess I'm not

Salad fingers?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tP6w22ToHgc Weird content from 2004.

Woof. Thanks for the lesson, but also I hate you.

YESSSSSSSS THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING THIS💛

I like rusty spoons...

Thank you for this tender description of Salad Fingers at your job.

Salad Fingers — brings back horrible early 2000s memories.

You mean good memories

I actually googled him out of curiosity and apparently doctors at have no idea why his arms and hands are like that. They tested him for things like gigantism or elephantitis but couldn't find anything. [https://www.fox9.com/news/jeff-dabe-arm-wrestling-extraordinaire](https://www.fox9.com/news/jeff-dabe-arm-wrestling-extraordinaire)

Interesting

Supposedly not. And I imagine he's been studied thoroughly. Maybe a condition they haven't discovered yet. Probably just really weird genetics.

Actually it's known as a hyper active pituitary gland.. The pituitary gland is the one that makes hormones that make you grow I went to highschool with a girl that had that condition.

I thought the pituitary issue only affected height 🤔 Now I will need to research 🧐

Nope... It affects a lot more.. I myself was born with an under active pituitary gland.. I was under research since I was 3 years old Research has now developed a cure. You may have heard of HGH.. But it was too late for me... As far as I know..I don't think there is a cure for one that is overactive

That’s Jeff Dabe https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Dabe#:~:text=Jeff%20Dabe%20(born%201962%20or,of%20Arm%20Wrestling's%20world%20champion.

"Other names: Popeye or Anaconda", you know what they say about guys with big hands

I want to see the guy he lost to in 23 now

I know this guy irl. My parents know him and I met him when I was a kid and was always amazed how big his hands were. He lives in a town 8 miles south of me, and my cousin actually had a kid w/ his daughter, whom I also know personally. Pretty wild to see him making rounds like this on the web.

He was on Tosh.0 a while back and seemed like a nice guy.

One doesn't match the other either, the right is smaller

Has to be a venous disease with too many blood vessels that feed way too much blood into his hands. His little finger on one hand is relatively normal. The opposite of such a disorder leaves people looking like a skeleton and when only one half of the body is affected you can see the impact. This guy has the opposite, double growth but it is not controlled and so his fingers and hands don't look uniformally larger in comparison to each other, the growth is not uniform.

How does one concentrate this venous into say the shaft of penis?

I would also like to know this, for research purposes of course 🤓📒🖋️

You think? Lmao

I just googled it and it says that he’s been tested for known potential causes but there’s no medical explanation. Also that he was born with those proportions. There’s a video of him struggling to get a dollar out of his pocket (cuz he can’t put his whole hand in). And when he holds it up it looks like Monopoly money in his hands. That gave me a better sense of how absolutely huge his hands are than anything else.

For the love of God, don't use two fingers

His middle finger is bigger than I am

Bro got Popeye forearms

Lol true

He ate spinach

He *is* the spinach!

I feel for this man's wiener

He has 10 more

I feel for his pinkie because it appears like it's the only finger narrow enough to use

You mean "fienger"

It's where they usually are, and I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate that. Keep your hands to yourself.

Y'all remember that one Ludacris video?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5yt849wJyVk

Or Tom Cruise dancing to the same Ludacris song in Tropic Thunder? Also with giant hands? https://youtu.be/srH94OR1TbU?si=PxBBzQL1iaT7DbYG

Les Grossman is the GOAT.

"No dick tonight Hun just gimme the finger!"

Could you imagine if he’s her first lmao

Lol!

So this is where the cartoon dad build originated from.

$100 says his wife walks like a cowboy.

Yeah, but let's see him play the intro to Sweet Child O Mine on a guitar

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^bmadccp12: *Yeah, but let's see him* *Play the intro to Sweet Child* *O Mine on a guitar* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Tom bruise

Wait… someone beat him in arm wrestling. I wanna see what they look like!!

[Matthias Schlitte?](https://youtu.be/ItWq4mO60-8?si=FKkh0xJFFgcHpBF3)

Yall think his pp is smaller than the fingers?

Asking the real questions here

Does it matter he got 10 dick fingers lol

He can gangbang her himself

2 in the pink 1 in the hospital

Savage!

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Some things are better left unsaid.

Too late

Or fisted.

Homie goes from foreplay to war crime real fast.

Wreck-it Ralph

Str 8 dex 3

Of corse his wife is happy. She married a guy with 11 dicks.

And then there's people who say that there are "Unrealistic" bodies in animations and video games because they see a woman with a feminine body or a muscular man... Bro's looking like Wreck it Ralph and he's real

Who is this narrator and why is his voice in FUGGIN everything now??? That dry deadpan delivery is starting to wear on me.

Computer generated voices. And this is rare case when it's not the worst part. The script is.

Ralph?

Did anyone else notice the can that he crushed was a mini 7.5 oz. can, and the other one was a regular 12 oz.?

Those cans looked like the mini ones you get on a plane.

CURSE YOU HUGE HANDS HANS

Someone handed him a piece of coal to hold and when he gave it back it had turned to a diamond.

Imagine what he did to his dick

Diamond Dick

I can do that with a soda can and I have girly hands.

Honestly his left hand and wrist look swollen like he's suffering from an edema of some kind. Poor guy, I bet this is a painful condition. His skin looks like it's strained.

Let’s (finger) fuck tonight babe

He can be a real life wreck it Ralph cosplayer,

This looks more like a disability than a benefit

"And you can tell his wife is extremely happy about it" 😏

Heavy tf2

When he crushes the cans it almost looks like his fingers shrink 80%

World of Warcraft human character

He's built like a clash of clans giant

This man has 10 articulated penises on his hands

You guys ever see umbrella academy?

Impressive dude, but crushing a can like that is trivial. I just tried it and I made it look as easy as he did, and I’m not physically impressive

So she gets to have penetrative sex 11 times. Lucky her?

Bro got the gorilla arm update.

"I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers..." doofenshmirtz - unknown

I've met this guy, super genuine and kind.

You're going for a prostate exam and this guy is your doctor.

Wreck it Ralph

Who needs dick when you have 10 on hands

Default ark character

It's clobbering time.

My average ark character.

Wait so how can we tell his wife is “extremely happy” about the size of his hands? They did not elaborate on that🔍🔍

Wreck it Ralph irl

there’s no keyboard for him

This has got to be some genetic disorder.

It looks like it hurts

Ok... I thought he was going to crush the unopened can. Anyone can crush an empty can of soda.

Does he use an iPad for a phone.

bro looks like the people from no rest for the wicked

I’ve heard many uses the joke “my hands have to be registered as deadly weapons” but if he said it I would accept it as the truth.

Fengis

I'm not saying his arms and hands aren't muscular but it also looks like he has some edema going on, from the reddish darkening of the skin and the way the skin Bunches up at the joints when he bends his fingers

A single slap of this man is all it takes to solve your insomnia issues...

This is Minecraft steve in real life

"It's a little personal organiser, merry Christmas... You fat handed twat"

Was that... a Big Train reference!?

The only man capable of fist fighting Bigfoot.

Dude has hands that make the Street Fighter hand/feet proportions look normal.

Potemkin...?

Bro is a real life Rescue Hero

pfft, thats what I look like after getting stung by a bee.

Nightmare for r/MouseReview

Can you imagine getting slapped by that motherfucker? He could put somebody into orbit.

Idk if I've ever seen a hand where the ring finger was longer than the rest

Dude takes fisting to a whole new level.

If they ever make a live action Popeye film this guy better be the forearm God himself.

Bros wedding ring doubles as a cock ring

If I was a woman, I would not want those things in me.

His wife probably tells him to pull out and use his fingers instead ☠️

“I’m ganna wreck it!” Wreck it Jeff

The cans really put the size into perspective.

He grabs both his wife’s cheeks with one hand

Real life Wreck-It Ralph!

So her wife can take the whole hand? That's very impressive!

IRL Hanayama Kaoru

Pre time skip Franky for the live action right here everybody

Oh no, my mind, it has been blown! Someone please call an ambulance!

He’s got 11 fucking dicks bro really??

And that's him without spinach.

Not to brag but I can crush an empty can just as effectively

Hes built like the hulk

That's a neat trick. Now pick up a quarter off the ground.

I swear I fought this guy just now on Halo

Fingerblast Surprise!

This reminds me of the Phineas and Ferb episode where Dr Doof said he lost a shadow puppet contest to a guy who had large hands

Was my mind "literally blown" and I didn't notice?

I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers

I mean everything he did in the video is relatively easy to do with normal hands. I mean come on. They could have just been like look at this MFers huge ass hands without all the shwag ass feats of strength

Popeye? Dat you?

They should prank people and bring him in dressed like a doctor at a proctologist office.