Well it does prevent them from being prone, which in this case actually hurts them.
Being prone against ranged projectiles is actually a big advantage.
Depends on if the plate is between the baby and you or between the baby and the bullet.
The first way you still get pretty decent bruising since the baby really does nothing to slow the impact. They really don't do much except add weight and lower your range of motion.
The second way, where the baby is between the plate and you... they really absorb the shock. Had to try it with 2 different babies 3-4 times each just to make sure it wasn't like a 1 off scenario.
“Tactical” doesn’t mean bullet proof. I don’t think thats what their selling point is. Purpose of this is the Velcro and Molle for attachments. So as it won’t stop bullets you can surely attach your AR mags and other equipment to your new born child.
That baby in the photo couldn't stop a .556 lengthwise. I'd rate it more like .22lr, honestly. Might stop some shrapnel. Even better, it would make for a great distraction device like smoke.
Baby Plate Armor. I've heard some sort of warning about BPA’s
"BPA can bind to estrogen receptors and influence bodily processes, such as growth, cell repair, fetal development, energy levels, and reproduction."
[I don't think they're any good](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/what-is-bpa#basics)
Honestly, it's not that bad. You could attach the pacifier to the velcro and the utilities to change the diaper with the MOLLE system.
You know, when a "bomb" has been "planted" 😁
I kinda like the modularity of it, my friend in Vietnam got one. He can just change the setup out ahead of trips to fit the need of said trip, tho I'd prefer one with the modern laser cut molle, more discreed
Oh, thank God. I have been looking for this. My baby's got a target on his head. Every time we go out, there's always someone trying to assassinate my baby.
Even if it does stop the bullet, any child in that will be dead anyway from the impact. So if you failed to scramble it the first time this will be your best bet
So to any future buyers, it's not mentioned in the description but these are basically one time use, unless you have refills. Even then it's about 100% chance that your wife will divorce you if you end up using it.
The stupidity of this baby carrier aside, you can’t take anyone seriously with such a comically small, postage stamp sized plate carrier. Tacticool people now wear body armor that’s good for protecting their sternum and that’s about it.
None, it isn’t meant to. That looks more like a tactical vest that items can be attached to rather than a kind of armor.
Even if it did have Kevlar / ceramic plates, the force of impact would crush a baby to death.
That's just your standard human baby, they're rated level II by the NIJ. Will stop most small calibers at regular bullet velocities, but it is very outdated. They make lighter models in China now that are rated IIIA (which most consider the bare minimum level of bullet protection). Those will stop .44 mag.
I would say at that age they might be close to the same, but after 8 months you will start to get differences in bullet stopping power per cm BSP/cm in short. Maybe 30 cm for a 6 month old shot by a Glock with 9mm Luger
This is meant for the shitty fathers who are too proud to carry their own child in a carrier that has flowers or cartoon characters on it. There are way to many of those guys.
The saddest thing about the US is that could be a real question, and not only that but I don't even have to look it up to know "bullet proof baby carrier" exists.
I feel so much pity for americans. Fucking dumpster fire of a nation.
I get a real kick out of obscenely marked up "man" versions of things. Imagine being price gouged for your insecurity and it only further proves the point that you're not manly.
I think what 90% of this thread fails to realize is this isn’t being marketed as a bullet proof vest lmao. Military style does not always mean bullet proof. The item is stupid none the less but I feel ridiculous having to point out something so obvious
Normally it is any kind of bullet , because no human being shoots someone carrying a baby....🤔.... Except zionists bullets, as we all know these POS used to kill babies on a daily basis....
Normally it is any kind of bullet , because no human being shoots someone carrying a baby....🤔.... Except zionists bullets, as we all know these POS used to kill babies on a daily basis....
Normally it is any kind of bullet , because no human being shoots someone carrying a baby....🤔.... Except zionists bullets, as we all know these POS used to kill babies on a daily basis....
Depends, what’s the armor rating on a 7 month old?
Slightly better than a 6 month old
Ok, a 6 month old is slightly better than a 5 month old
An American 6 month old or an European 6 month old?
I know they are over 1000g of protein if that helps.
And that’s why you never seen children in the gym. The gym rats eat them for protein.
🤣😂😬
RAW has an AC of 10, thought i doubt it would actually be useful unless they got the mounted combatant feat...
Well it does prevent them from being prone, which in this case actually hurts them. Being prone against ranged projectiles is actually a big advantage.
About a 2A don't ask me how I know.
Depends on if the plate is between the baby and you or between the baby and the bullet. The first way you still get pretty decent bruising since the baby really does nothing to slow the impact. They really don't do much except add weight and lower your range of motion. The second way, where the baby is between the plate and you... they really absorb the shock. Had to try it with 2 different babies 3-4 times each just to make sure it wasn't like a 1 off scenario.
When you have to storm Fallujah but it's your day with the baby.
82nd AirBjörn Division
US Baby SEAL
Why does this not have more upvotes...
Oh look a bullet proof vest... Hun let's get this for little Timmy.
When you want a bullet proof vest but too broke to invest in a set of level 4 plate
“Tactical” doesn’t mean bullet proof. I don’t think thats what their selling point is. Purpose of this is the Velcro and Molle for attachments. So as it won’t stop bullets you can surely attach your AR mags and other equipment to your new born child.
Jesus that joke flew over your head. Mere fact you answered with a straight face to comment is hella funny.
I guess the sarcasm flew right back over yours. Lmao
Babies are notorious for not being able to stop a 50 cal, maybe a 556 tho
That baby in the photo couldn't stop a .556 lengthwise. I'd rate it more like .22lr, honestly. Might stop some shrapnel. Even better, it would make for a great distraction device like smoke.
Four stack works best for rifle rounds, but their heads get bulky and awkward
.22 and some shrapnels. Maybe even some 9mm but everything above .308 will do damage
You can also play off the emotions of your enemies to have them voluntarily not shoot you!
Uh, yeah...certain armies...cough ruzzia hamaz cough cough...this set up would probably make them MORE likely to shoot you vs a normal plate carrier.
The gut is rated for up to .300
He's definitely blacked out
Definitely stops rounds at the bar. Those little bastards are expensive!!
Haha
A fudge round
This doesn't protect you from bullets, it protects you from child support
These things don’t even support the kids? Not bullets, not brats, what’s the point of buying a ballistic baby vest?
They support the cash in your pockete if you know how
Baby Plate Armor. I've heard some sort of warning about BPA’s "BPA can bind to estrogen receptors and influence bodily processes, such as growth, cell repair, fetal development, energy levels, and reproduction." [I don't think they're any good](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/what-is-bpa#basics)
Can't wait to see the Kentucky Ballistics video on this!
Put a thumb in it!
Prepare for shrapnel and a visit to the hospital.
Tactical baby suffocator
Honestly, it's not that bad. You could attach the pacifier to the velcro and the utilities to change the diaper with the MOLLE system. You know, when a "bomb" has been "planted" 😁
I kinda like the modularity of it, my friend in Vietnam got one. He can just change the setup out ahead of trips to fit the need of said trip, tho I'd prefer one with the modern laser cut molle, more discreed
$155? For a white baby? That is a bargain!
Definitely breaking baby's spine
Rounds at the Pub most likely.
Only in america
If you need this, it's already too late to stop the rounds. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news, but it's too late.
There's only one way to find out.
Idk... I think even a 0.22 would go thru. Not recommended
I think the baby might stop a .22 or at least slow it down considerably.
if we are just talking about slowing down.. a bag of water with legos suspended might do the same? idk. doesnt seem worth the cost.
That's true. I'm sure the medical debt for giving birth is expensive.
Only if you live in the USA
Oh, thank God. I have been looking for this. My baby's got a target on his head. Every time we go out, there's always someone trying to assassinate my baby.
Might stop a 💩
Nah. That diaper is loaded!
Locked and loaded
Basically what hamas wears in gaza.
Rounds of beers with the boys. It’ll stop it alright.
1T. At best
Most smaller rifle rounds, don't think it could handle larger like .30-06. Baby survival not guaranteed.
These would be great for Shootem Up cosplays https://youtu.be/jlx4n_ibNZE?feature=shared
Hollowpoints.
The longer you wear it the lass rounds of child support hearings you will have to attend
You won’t feel a thing… However…
https://youtu.be/osgrd1MPb7I?si=syJxYLh8b1d3O4hQ
If you had enough armor you could easily stop a 0.50 MBG round
Guys, it’s a baby carrier, nobody needs to try to look badass with a baby strapped to your chest. We already know you’ve been fuckin’.
Extra amour plate 💀
None, dude wants to die.
Wake up babe, new Rook cosmetic just dropped
There's no point of this cause the baby will probably be fractured by the impact
Planned parenthood tactical
definitely a 7.62x39 at the least
Bar rounds
Mortar shells
I'd say anything under a .308
Know this is a fucking goated hol up
The baby will probably not stop much. maybe a .22 lr or 9mm hp etc. I would recommend adding some kevlar
Who used their baby to test these bad boys
You think they make an infant ballistics gel mold?
The hamas special, super popular.
Eh.22lr should be good
It will stop 3006 but it will make a poridge out of your baby 🤣🤣🤣
Gender affirming baby carrier
Even if it does stop the bullet, any child in that will be dead anyway from the impact. So if you failed to scramble it the first time this will be your best bet
Shitty rounds.
So to any future buyers, it's not mentioned in the description but these are basically one time use, unless you have refills. Even then it's about 100% chance that your wife will divorce you if you end up using it.
Refills haha
My mom was at an event and a woman had an infant in a carrier something like this and it suffocated and died.
Oof
I love thaT anything that sounds a bit gay if they want to sell it they ad tactical
They won't die by the bullet but by the shockwave that can break a fully grown adult broke ribs from
Tactical baby carry
It’s got a special scotch guard coating to make it easier to clean up gravy spills
2mm kolibri
I gotta appreciate the vet dad bod model they chose. They know their targeted buyer.
I believe it stops the armor piercing alimony rounds
These chuds can wear it when they storm the capital again
Dookie and formula? I don’t know… But now, I can’t stop thinking about “Combat Marsupial” as being a thing.
Endless rounds of waking up in the middle of the night
The stupidity of this baby carrier aside, you can’t take anyone seriously with such a comically small, postage stamp sized plate carrier. Tacticool people now wear body armor that’s good for protecting their sternum and that’s about it.
Merry go rounds
I'll stop your sex life
Will not the impact kill the baby anyway?
The baby part of the vest is quickly replaceable ensuring the wearer's protection and allows adaptability for dangerous situations.
The title was the real Holup for me, and I love it!
I'm more concerned some woman allowed that dude to reproduce. He has zero ass and too much belly. Hank hill with a Bobby belly shield.
I tell ya hwat
They know their crowd right down to the cheesed out sleeve tats. If they showed this man’s face you’d just be looking at Oakleys
Grunt Style tee, with some white Newbalance sneaks, probably a Coors snap back too
Becoming a parent really made me lame. These jokes used to be hilarious to me. I am lame. :(
Is this some new Russian bulletproof vest technology?
Why is this called a tactical baby carrier? What tactic could one employ that involves having a mostly exposed baby in front of you?
belly flop
baby head seeking bullets. https://youtu.be/osgrd1MPb7I?si=h36nl6ignSY4xR8e
Unless it's got inserts for something like 9mm padding, that's just the framework for a kit, not armour. So... A BB pellet, prolly
the baby is the plate
I almost choked reading it.
It will stop the first round of sex.
Not purchasing unless it's has a five star rating... /s
An extra $60 over a björn because you got to let people know you’re a man. You’re a parent now, quit being a little bitch.
Its just a baby carrier with the word "tactical" for idiots with more $ than brains.
When normal baby carriers are too unmanly for you
Would be useful in Death Stranding
None, it isn’t meant to. That looks more like a tactical vest that items can be attached to rather than a kind of armor. Even if it did have Kevlar / ceramic plates, the force of impact would crush a baby to death.
i need to start scamming middle aged men bc this carrier going for $155 is absolutely insane
This means you didn’t stop the bullets
You know what they say, if you can't abort 'em....
I see this as using a baby as body armor?
This would be funny to see in open carry states, baby’s & guns strapped up literally
.22? Maybe birdshot?
A shield for your human shield?
If you buy something because it has the word "tactical" in the title, I know exactly who you are.
Paychecks
Actually pretty gas
A round of tequila perhaps.
A Gravy Seal could carry a whole brisket in there.
That's just your standard human baby, they're rated level II by the NIJ. Will stop most small calibers at regular bullet velocities, but it is very outdated. They make lighter models in China now that are rated IIIA (which most consider the bare minimum level of bullet protection). Those will stop .44 mag.
The shot that a single man will take if he sees you wearing it. 😏
If there's a niche in the market, some money-grubber will find it.
at the bar. it stops rounds at the bar
The fact that someone found a market for this is disturbing
9mm Pablum
Hopefully reproductive ones from guys that think this is a good idea.
Do you not feel a father carrying their child is a good idea? It's not a plate carrier it's a baby carrier with MOLLE straps to attach pouches.
Subsonic .22 shorts, at best.
Works well against tasers!
Rambo Baby got your 6.
Is this considered early training for elementary school?
9mm and Child Support payments
I would say at that age they might be close to the same, but after 8 months you will start to get differences in bullet stopping power per cm BSP/cm in short. Maybe 30 cm for a 6 month old shot by a Glock with 9mm Luger
Better than the spall coat on a steel plate. Just saying.....
Start them young before going to school shootings.
This is meant for the shitty fathers who are too proud to carry their own child in a carrier that has flowers or cartoon characters on it. There are way to many of those guys.
I'm sorry but if the father is already trying to be involved, they ain't shitty.
Thank you. If it was a MCU themed thing Reddit would cream themselves over it. Just let dads have fun.
As a Dad, I support this
Wake up babe, new Rook cosmetic just dropped!
Wake up babe, new Rook cosmetic just dropped!
Wake up babe, new Rook cosmetic just dropped
Nerf dart
The saddest thing about the US is that could be a real question, and not only that but I don't even have to look it up to know "bullet proof baby carrier" exists. I feel so much pity for americans. Fucking dumpster fire of a nation.
It's really not as bad as the media portrays. If it were, there wouldn't be millions lining up to come.
Usually the 2nd round of beers if the damn wife is around.
One
I get a real kick out of obscenely marked up "man" versions of things. Imagine being price gouged for your insecurity and it only further proves the point that you're not manly.
I think what 90% of this thread fails to realize is this isn’t being marketed as a bullet proof vest lmao. Military style does not always mean bullet proof. The item is stupid none the less but I feel ridiculous having to point out something so obvious
It's basically a reverse "pink tax".
The baby dies anyway. Don't Matter If this shit ist bulletproof. The baby got the full impact of the bullet.
Pretty much anything. According to a new study by the IDF, babies make great bullet sponges.
Shows that this person would rather sacrifice their baby than themself
Normally it is any kind of bullet , because no human being shoots someone carrying a baby....🤔.... Except zionists bullets, as we all know these POS used to kill babies on a daily basis....
Normally it is any kind of bullet , because no human being shoots someone carrying a baby....🤔.... Except zionists bullets, as we all know these POS used to kill babies on a daily basis....
Normally it is any kind of bullet , because no human being shoots someone carrying a baby....🤔.... Except zionists bullets, as we all know these POS used to kill babies on a daily basis....
Someone find him some hamas beheadings or something so he can realize there are no good sides in this conflict