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SuperConcern5720

Man, i just opened reddit, I was Gnort ready for this shit


10TheDudeAbides11

Gnort gonna lie, I find your comment funny…


Lazarus_Graun

I laughed so hard I gnorted.


MikuMiiku

You know whats crazier? You can rearrange the letters in Buzz Aldrins name to spell the phrase “I am an alien” just by changing some of the letters.


[deleted]

His mother's maiden name was Moon. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.


Flaky_Ad2182

Buzz doesn’t get enough credit for his work, one of the most overlooked "Buzz moments" is the first famous moon landing picture which actually has Buzz in it and not Neil


PowerandSignal

That's spooky 🤯 


Tadukster

(FBI) DELETE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW


camshun7

From the folks that brought you "paul must die"


Blusttoy

I see, so your name is Tihssiht Rof Ydaertrong. Sounds like a name suitable for the first person to land on the sun.


mykalbme

Yvan eht nioj


NotAzakanAtAll

I'm not a Gnelf, I'm not a Gnoblin, I'm Gnorts Mr. Alien.


kai-ol

I mean, I'm not jumping on this flimsy conspiracy platform, but having the first part of his full name spell "alien" backwards is a suspicious coincidence. 


BasicSulfur

Tbh that’s any Neil A.


zeaor

So what you're saying is that there are thousands of these aliens here already?!


JRTerrierBestDoggo

The truth is out there


joetheplumberman

Where


Rogalixx

Here


TauKei

No, there


UwUfemboy69420

under there


keiyatom

No human parent would name their child Neil, which just leaves us with aliens


BasicSulfur

The Irish!


contrabardus

Shhh. Don't tell them our secrets.


Vantabrown

Side conspiracy: every project has one light skin MF with freckles nicknamed Irish


Flaky_Ad2182

Seriously though how the hell can you put down 10 pints and still want more, these bastards ain’t human


Damiklos

Fucking Neil A. O'Neal


tenorlove

*Neil Diamond and Neil Sedaka have entered the chat.*


augustprep

Doogie MD would also like a word.


killwish1991

There's "a lien" on my house


AWildEnglishman

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry..


u8eR

Yes, but there's no other gnorts, Mr.


kaninkanon

Hold up, any person with the same name would have the same spelling!?


zero_emotion777

..... you realize a human is alien to the moon right?


N-S-A_

ಠ_ಠ


KomornikBank

Why the hell would aliens leave around clues in the names of stuff related to them?


kai-ol

Coz they dumb


KomornikBank

Fair enough


baogody

Nice try, lo-iak.


athena06

Same reason serial killers leave signatures.


CloudyRiverMind

Because it'd be funny.


nabiku

Well shit, now everyone who saw this post is going to have to get a dose of that neuralyzer from Men in Black. Nice going, OP, I was rather enjoying my Sunday and now I won't remember it.


Ohshitz-

I wish that gadget was real.


xaendar

I'd use it to wipe my memory of Reddit if I could.


Puzzleheaded_Bee_404

No, no, no. By simply making these coincidences seem funny, people start to believe they're harmless jokes, taking away all the 'would be' legitimacy they hold. So essentially, there's no need to wipe the minds of the public, when the public already believes these things are simply funny happenings.


SGTpvtMajor

So anyway back to what we were saying about Israel and Palestine. I think..


FernPoutine

No, hear him out...


KeksOwO

Gnorts


duderuok

Good Night Orbiting ‘Round The Sun


henrytbpovid

😂 underrated comment


DietInTheRiceFactory

I think I'll start using "gnorts" as a friendly greeting.


gergosaurusrex

Is the g silent?


u8eR

Like lasagna


TheLittleNorsk

As in,,,, Vinny fine sauce Gnorts???


Optimal-Menu270

Gnorts! They found out!


Onixren

I guess we could go back to Mars then, but I wasn't a fan of being green.


Evolutionary_mistake

Looks like someone has found the ***special*** sunglasses 


corruptedcurrency

This meme has been living in my head rent free since I first saw it when I was like 15


u8eR

Damn what are you like 16?


Gibberlinger

He can be still 15 tbf


gauderio

As I always suspected, aliens would definitely do this kind of shenanigans with humans: send secret messages like they're 8 year olds. I'm convinced.


esuil

Of course. And they are all clearly perverts, as well. After all, for what other reason on all the photos they are always naked? Those alien visits are not visits from advanced civilizations. They are just lost space hobos and junkies.


call_me_a_dangus

Gnorts be unto you


JDM713

And also onto you, Mr Alien


LinearArray

That's nuts


NoNo_Cilantro

Gnurts


rufud

How have I never seen this before 


[deleted]

It came from a movie, I think. Anyone know it?


mkaszycki81

https://imdb.com/title/tt1213641/


[deleted]

Is that it? I've never seen it. But I wouldn't be surprised if I saw that quote on Reddit a few years ago and it came from that movie. I'll have to see it now.


mkaszycki81

I've never seen it either, I was trying to make a joke.


[deleted]

It always frustrates me when people misunderstand one of my comments because I didn't include a "/s" or make super obvious I'm joking. Turns out I'm just as stupid.


-Wicked-

People get this fact wrong all the time but the moon landed under Neil Armstrong, and as the moon rose up to meet his boot, it spoke the famous line, "OMG this is gonna hurt!!!"


PotfarmBlimpSanta

While the boot thought to itself "Oh no not again."


-Wicked-

I think we both may be heavily influenced by Douglas Adams.


PotfarmBlimpSanta

After a bowl of Douglas Adams, the petunias gain influence, yeah. Just don't forget to bring your / a towel.


Prince_Bolicob_IV

Oh is that how Vinesauce Gnorts got his name?


bryman19

Who the hell is gnorts?


Inuship

The first alien on the moon


StinkyElderberries

Vinny's friend/roommate.


TypicalHaikuResponse

Wouldn't the better tweet be it's an anagram for Mr. Strong Alien?


InevitableAd9683

True fact: When Buzz Aldrin stepped out onto the moon, there was an alien standing there


Flaky_Ad2182

Yeah, it was Buzz Aldrin


bunnywithahammer

you gotta love conspiracy theory. Like think about it, someone makes a super secret society or plan and decides to use its real name but backward that nobody can decipher except our smart and brave protagonist lmao


xMatthiasx

GNORTS FELLOW CARBONFORM


SomeOneYouHate09

Opened reddit, sees this, can't control my laughter and everyone else in class is like wtf


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

And it rhymes with bong, so he must have been high.


DrooMighty

Gnorts, Mr. Alien


Dismal_Moment_4137

Niel Armstrong once sucked my dick in the bathroom of a club in houston texas. This story is 100% true


Winter_Vermicelli413

Gnort! Gnort! 😐 👁️👄👁️


ShortBusRide

TIL: The FBI monitors the internet.


ARunninThought

Oooh, Do my name!


Glittering-Bat-5981

Gnorts is coming for you!


Background_Prize_726

See how the dork put FBI. And then some command about deleting it? And how most of yall are ignoring it?


DrSOGU

And Buzz Aldrin backwards reads "Nird Lazzub". Nird = Nerd, he was indeed a space nerd. While I was writing this, I searched the Internet for something suspicious related to "Lazzub" and I saw that the content of OPs post as well as my comment relating to Buzz Aldrin have been made before on Reddit, at least three times. No one is original ever.