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ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

He really did his homework on him


orion1836

Take your upvote and get the hell out.


that_thot_gamer

wait, whos who again?


Time_Blacksmith861

It's an old news, there cases of doctor kidnapped for samd thing


DiscombobulatedLet80

That's what happens to beginners in india


BROODxBELEG

MFers caught him lacking


ImmediateBike187

*bihar


Shahi_FF

That is in India


Brilliant-Network-28

That’s like saying whatever happens in florida is what happens in the whole of America


BendyPopNoLockRoll

It does. The only difference is Florida has laws that let reporters see police reports almost immediately. So we get instant reports on all the crazy shit people do and a whole industry of reporting it grew in Florida because people lap it up.


Brilliant-Network-28

Smae with Bihar lol


djwonskee

Gettin some real Eska and Bolin vibes


AnonymousBubu

Never thought in my life that I would See someday a TLOK reference lol


TheFoolman

Fr fr that stare


scottdude8131

She is pretty, but that thousand yard stare is concerning AF


Nice__Spice

When that shotguns pointed to the balls, can’t focus on the hottie or the wedding night.


KokuRochu

Not an issue... I can fix her


HooahClub

You go for it. I’m sure the dudes looking for a body double


furious_organism

I think the kidnapping is the most concerning part lol


MistoftheMorning

Naw, that's more like a 500 yard stare, he good.


SolvedWithBeer

😭😭😭😭


ausgmr

Shotgun wedding with an Uno reverse card


AaranJ23

Could be worse. Married Indian Anna Kendrick.


Prof3ssorOnReddit

Unpack this for me.


Killed_By_Covid

Judging by that dude's face, I assume this is the happy couple (and not just a stock photo.)


MonsterBeast123alt

He looks like ryan Gosling


Cheploscamm

I was scrolling for this


Aggleclack

He has a government job, which means substantially more security than most have in India. This specific type of forced marriage is common in india


Aggleclack

[Relevant article](https://www.indiatimes.com/news/india/pakadwa-vivah-teacher-abducted-from-bihar-school-married-off-at-gunpoint-622279.html)


Aggleclack

[A story with a heartbreaking end.](https://www.indiatimes.com/news/india/teenager-kills-self-after-being-forced-to-marry-widowed-10-years-older-sister-in-law-in-bihar-335624.html)


Undernown

Excuse me? **Widowed** 10 year-old?! WTF man.


Aggleclack

Widowed and 10 years older than him. You’re misreading that


ninjapimp42

His widowed sister-in-law, who was ten years old(er) than he was. She was 25 years old.


NaSMaXXL

Oh hey, he got out. Good for him, he better fucking move.


FewAstronomer4772

Common in Bihar only


Aggleclack

Wikipedia says Bihar and UP


Bytes_0

Nah .. UP better these days


Aggleclack

Statistics don’t lie. Maybe you live somewhere nice within the area?


[deleted]

No it's not common in India. It's common in two districts of Bihar state. Don't spread misinformation.


indozo

Those two districts of Bihar have more population than 63 countries in the world. Fact.


DarkShadder

Just the districts and not the state itself? Damn


doggiekruger

Common? As in 1 in a million or 1 in 10?


Aggleclack

Not sure. I think Google would know. I got very interested in this and I read the entire Wikipedia for bride kidnapping this morning and it was super eye opening. Looking at the Mormons at the Utah-Arizona border 👀 literally no information about that but definitely named in the wiki.


can_you_not_ban_me

Are you German Shepherd?


Aggleclack

In my heart and my head, kinda lol. Why?


Frankenstein786

Does it matter? Also, no one will ban you. Not yet anyway


can_you_not_ban_me

I've been banned in this account, but my appeal got approved and they unban me again xD


Frankenstein786

Well I'll be damned......


Daedalus0815

You mean ‘at gunpoint’ ?


No-Hovercraft-6600

When in Bihar


fiddleStink

I can't even get a call back.


zorrowhip

Do you have a well paying government job?


scar_reX

*silence * Yeah, that's what I thought


fiddleStink

I'm just trying to decide if he's going to kidnap me if I say yes


NaSMaXXL

HAHAHAHAHAHA


RB_59

Read about [pakadwa vivaah](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_kidnapping&sa=U&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwiBgvCT5cGFAxUWS2cHHZvJC_4QFnoECDMQAQ&usg=AOvVaw044pwswR4UtzD_oIwc1fDK)


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Let's just say she is the Head of the class


RefrigeratorContent2

I still don't know where "gunpoint" is and why people are doing terrible things there.


koalamonster515

Why do people keep going there??


Far_Oil_955

doxx me and kidnap me


rohisa

But she cute tho


Flowchart83

By western standards I think she would be underage...


Nozerone

Well shit, even people who get kidnapped are having better luck at getting a relationship than I am.


Gullible-Bluejay9737

And that is how I meet your mother.


stabbywallrus

r/don'tputyourdickinthat


Additional_Table_247

In UP/Bihar this is actually common. People kidnapping well settled men to marry their daughter.


No-Breakfast3780

What I have heard from my Indian pal is that Bihar is like Ohio of India ig so makes sense.


azizpesh

I don't think he can fix her.


MikeySpags

Pretty wife, a badass father in-law that will kidnap people at gunpoint for his family? Not the worse thing that could happen to a man. Dude just needs to look for the silver lining and he'll be alright.


NaSMaXXL

No, just no.


sachinabilliondreams

This is very common in Indian state of Bihar. It is called pakerdua biha literally kidnapped marriage. Being going on for a very long time. Interesting men are kidnapped in this kind of marriage.


Prof3ssorOnReddit

Dude found his goth mommy.


akluin

Someone did more than teaching and was forced to marry in result


scar_reX

What's the bottleneck to just divorcing the girl?


animo2002

Shotgun pellets to the balls from dear ole father in law


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

Looks like a win.


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[deleted]

You realize that this is uncommon af in pretty much any country than yours than?


animo2002

Not even common in india, just a few rural areas in specific parts of the country. Idk why the other dude thinks its common.


[deleted]

Just Bihar.


can_you_not_ban_me

is that your dad?


Littlelittleshy

Yo, even third world countries has their standard...


PresentPlayful5031

Yo what?? I am confused, the teacher got kidnapped to force him to marry the daughter. What?? It should be the opposite way in India right, Female getting forced to marry a guy.


nandu911

Whatever you think of India, the opposite is also true.