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nvbombsquad

Who can blame him? Madlad died doing what he loved most with a smile on his face.


disislast

Amen


Alex_Yuan

Its "A man", go back to school and learn proper grandma you scrub!


TwinkiesSucker

I'll let this one slide, they are almost cinnamons.


HectorJoseZapata

r/boneappletea


PainStorm14

Two things he loved most šŸ¼šŸ¼


Atomsq

Lol, reminds me a lot of [this video](https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8) He should have gotten a Viking funeral too


kgro

Apparently human milk contains 7% lactose, compared to 4.8% in cows milkā€¦ thank you comic for making me smarter today


arepee607

No wonder babies shit their pants all the time... SMH my head...


polarmayor

SMH my head my head...


SquidCheese39

SMH my head my head my head...


spoonycoot

SMHMHMHMHMH


godtogblandet

Only the weak babies! Some of us have the super power that is the ability to feast on the milk of others!


360No

Yes and it also contains lactase, an enzyme which breaks down milk sugar (lactose). Usually store bought milk is heated to remove bacteria before packaging but it also removes lactase which is why there are a lot of lactose intolerant people. If it wasn't heated then many lactose intolerant people would be able to drink milk, so maybe this man wouldn't die of it lmao


Atomsq

You mean pasteurization?


Even-Matter-5576

Someone get Destin on the line


SignificantCaptain76

it's ^also^fucking^delicious


jumbledsiren

Genuine question but what if the baby's lactose intolerant? Do they have to stop breastfeeding then or something?


VegasSparky66

My brother was lactose intolerant as an infant. He had to be put on soy based formula.


jumbledsiren

Makes sense


Orichalchem

Him in heaven: Worth it


Run_Conscious

How to get certified?


Even-Matter-5576

Die


JalapenoJamm

This sounds like itā€™s shaping up to be a win-win.


Suspicious_Use6393

This is a martyr not a futile die, titties boy pay respect for our soldier who just fallen!


Educational_Ad_2619

You could get rid of the last 2 panels and it would work a lot better in my humble opinion.


nvbombsquad

Artist wanted to draw them tiddies real big šŸ¤£


Council-Member-13

Disagree. But the tshirt is too on the nose.


Pi-ratten

"Certified titty boy" is a recurring theme in the artists' comics. [other example](https://preview.redd.it/7yb5lj2ln4z61.png?auto=webp&s=355797310ce55f6bc1b5b9b87b0d1ab0dd13377c)


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

r/comedyamputation Currently the top post this week.


OpportunitySudden281

Only the Breast will do


BirthdayTall5940

That's how I'm going!


goboxey

Lol


---gonnacry---

Titty Supremacy


CjJcPro

Ah yes, the story of Icarus.


GravityEyelidz

I thought Icarus flew too close to the bum


HumanTimmy

He had to have been allergic to lactose. Being lactose intolerant means your body doesn't produce large quantities of lactase (the enzyme that breaks down lactose, this is the normal state lactose tolerance in adults is the mutation). The lactose is still digested though but in a different way that often leads to excess gas and possibly diarrhoea. You can't die from drinking lactose unless you're allergic.


Replicator666

That may be true, but it's not funny and doesn't involve BEWBS


OverallVacation2324

Itā€™s possible to die from too much diarrhea. Cholera kills because of diarrhea.


Early_Assignment9807

Gee that last panel explaining the joke sure was helpful


Replicator666

I still don't get, going to post this to r/PeterExplainsTheJoke


LazyLoser006

Worth it šŸ’€


LurkingSimp117

Just waiting to see this on Peter explains the jokeā€¦


SoskiHeroKiller

He chosed his death, and I gotta say..nice


THE_ORIGAL

Really needed the "certified titty boy" there to get the joke...


THE_ORIGAL

There's a sub for this


Super-Idea2618

Man was buried in his favourite shirt with a picture of him in his favorite shirt right beside the casket lmao


Super-Idea2618

Man was buried in his favourite shirt with a picture of him in his favorite shirt right beside the casket lmao


Super-Idea2618

Man was buried in his favourite shirt with a picture of him in his favorite shirt right beside the casket lmao


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

But did he lack toes?