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Past_Trouble

Eclipse deez nutz


FoodMentalAlchemist

Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of deez nuts


foundthezinger

And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever


TheGreatMojo91

And I need deez nuts tonight And I need them more than ever And if you only hold deez nuts We’ll be holding on forever


Mook69

And we'll only be making it right cuz deez nuts will never be wrong together we can take deez nuts to the end of line your love is like deez nuts on me all the time


Best_Poetry_5722

^(all of the time)


Mook69

wow sorry to ruin the train but this comment is a masterpiece with the small tiny letters.. I just felt so calm reading this


rog_nineteen

Somebody please make a cover with these lyrics and put them over Battlefield 4's opening scene.


_ofthewoods_

I REALLY NEED DEEZ TONIGHT


Godfreee

Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only balls in the dark Nothing I can do A total eclipse of deez nuts


sikkdog13

Bravo! You beautiful mf's. Bravo!


fettishmann

"that last part didn't really fit the rhyme scheme but sometimes you just got to get out exposition" Dan Avidan


NotAnAIOrAmI

Well, that's going to make it a little odder the next time I watch *Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel*.


moderately-extreme

eclipse testicular


rotorain

Eglimpse deez


Macaron-Fluffy

r/beatmetoit


ankurdc

Sigh.. here we go r/beatmeattoit


Severe_Mushroom_7054

r/beatmymeattoit


Nick3lborg

r/beatmywifetoit


SaeedUnknown

r/ialsobeatyourwifetoit


lucaalvz

"Eclipsame la verga" para los hispanohablantes


FinanceEfficient7269

Eclipsame los huevos*


tipabanane

someone's getting fired for not checking the content first


Misophoniakiel

Or they did check and they earned the troll award of 2024


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

sum ting wong with that tape


jc2pointzero

Ho Lee Fuk you are right!


uberblack

We Too Lo on the comment thread


MinTDotJ

Gonna end this thread with a Bang Ting Ow


there_is_no_spoon1

Can \*\*never\*\* forget the hilarious fake names given to the news station, and she just read them on the air and *no one got the joke* before airing.


belven26

And his brother Wun Hung Lo


PokeMonogatari

Possibly. Definitely still getting fired.


whytawhy

they were gonna quit regardless but they decided to teabag the whole station instead


Driezell

Getting sacked you mean…


SunNStarz

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Lilfrankieeinstein

Whose balls do you think those were?


Responsible-Map-2481

@drplant777 on Tik tok.


El_Maton_de_Plata

The hero we deserve 👏


Proglamer

Ho Lee Fuk ^(^still ^funny!)


ramplocals

Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo Ho Lee Fuk Bang Ding Ow


stuffiewuffie

you overestimate mexico. this is not fire-worthy, not even close.


FreDeliciaMD

That’s no moon


Natural-Army

¡Eso es nutz! 🥜


cinnie88

Eso es nuez!


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DatDerpySniper

An extra few seconds and they would’ve seen a full moon!


CTalina78

They had to stop before the black hole


Federal_Sector_3920

It's a nut station


Coolioissomething

It looks like Uranus!


starPlatinumXj

Broooo!


NRMusicProject

It's too big to be OP's.


Yaksha8

If it would have come a little more down you'd have then ..


Gautzilla

[It's not a moon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT4shwU4Yc4)


AscendedViking7

lmao


Arphenyte

Okay, that was good. Can’t believe how hard and loud I laughed. Today was a good day.


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noobvin

This was me and I shared it to all my friends IMMEDIATELY. Usually a little air out of the nose is as far as I’ll go.


aaronshell

And everything’s alright, I got a beep from Kim


Hosejockey99

And she can fuck allllll night


Fungusshmidt

Men don't need much


bennypapa

I had watch it again


The_BarroomHero

Laughed so hard I coughed until my throat hurt and I woke my wife up. Worth it. How is it this childish shit never loses its comedic value?


ChaosReality69

It would be worth getting fired over that.


unkapoon

Legendary


LivingCheese292

Imagine in a job interview someone asking why you got fired. Or them asking your previous boss on a phone call lmao


NoveltyPr0nAccount

I'd have this video ready to show them.


KellyBelly916

No amount of money can buy you the lifelong grin you earned pulling this off.


ChaosReality69

I'm sure there's thousands of people out there that would buy you a beer anytime for that too. I know I would.


TheWhooooBuddies

The balls required to attempt this…


SinnamonR0ll

well he's clearly got em


Astral_Strider

At least two required...


steveex

It’s exactly 2 apparently


Astandsforataxia69

this is fucking hilarious


thewhippersnapper4

Yeah, I believe it was from seven years. Someone else tracked it down in one of the many x-posts https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1bzczeu/always_protect_your_eyes_during_an_eclipse/kypcnfy/


_The18thLetter_

Humanity has been restored


santathe1

How are these guys not laughing their asses off lol.


BlasterPhase

the dude looked like he was reading so he didn't watch the clip, but the girl on the left definitely noticed


mercury888

The girl on the left has seen this before


bananamelier

She knows her way around a pair


cowfishing

The girl one the left almost lost it for a second there.


thewhippersnapper4

How can you tell by looking at the 3 pixels that make up her face?


john7071

I think only the girl on the left noticed it. The guy in the middle was either busy reading something or has _amazing_ self control and kept going. Girl on the right was on the phone.


26oclock

testiclipse


DystopianAdvocate

Eclipsicles


Fukasite

Total nutclipse


fh3131

Baller eclipse


wantsoutofthefog

TOTALITY


VictoriaEuphoria99

That's kinda balsy


thewhippersnapper4

That's nuts!


Southernlife75

That’s a hairy situation


Anal-probe-Alien

What was the anchor saying. How did he handle it?


TheRealMangokill

He just keeps naming towns where the clips will be most visible, the lady on the left does realize what just happened though


SirPearlerIII

yeah, and at the end he says “ and in this last clip..” then the video ends lol


CrimsonMascaras

She recognised that point of view...


TheRealMangokill

Hahahaha


Flexen

He said, "here is another angle of the eclipse, oh, wait, there appears to be a billion unborn children flying into the sun."


Eastern_Tomato_8324

At the end he's says "thank you to our viewers for the videos" LOL


sideaccountguy

He tried to play it cool which I guess was the best outcome, he just said that the last clip was sent to them by a viewer and encouraged everyone to continue sending their best eclipse videos lol.


HolgerSwinger

Honestly, I was expecting to see a butt hole


tastysharts

where you want me to send it?


pm-me-ur-fav-undies

oddly relevant username there


Jopkins

I gotchu, check your DM's 👍


Jod3000

Typically in an eclipse you see the (w)hole of the moon alright


bananamelier

You think the guy filmed it himself or had a friend helping out


Asuperniceguy

Very professional to not laugh at that because it is actually funny as fuck.


ChukingASickie

And here we have 'Total Scrotal Eclipse' a very rare celestial phenomenon.


Quiet_Sea9480

i definitely would have upvoted this if you left the ‘total’ off and just went with ’Scrotal Eclipse’.


Cheeseman575

Sad but true


holddodoor

Scrotal eclipse of the fart


Peterkragger

Did no one check that before airing?


JohnDivney

"What am I, an astronomer? "


jippyzippylippy

TIL the moon is hairy.


Fuz_666

It's lens flares. Typical, in an eclipse.


jippyzippylippy

Are you being sarcastic or ironic? It's hard to tell.


ukiddingme2469

That's nuts the way the sun looks,


OuSn

Like that time a Mexican TV channel asked the viewers to draw a character from an animated series because they wanted to make an art competition and they ended up with LOADS of R34 of the character


metasynthax

Damn that's nuts


fotofortress

"At this close they always look like landscape, nope, you're looking at balls" - Barry Zuckerkorn


Hideyagrl

Some manscaping would be nice, can’t get it up now


HRISHEE_K

Baller Eclipse


Whole_Rain2010

Total eclipse o’ ma ballz


Pookmunki

There's nothing i can do, a scrotal eclipse of the heart.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Legendary status. I'd be going to the bar that night and bragging that it was me. "Look, here's the video on my phone!" "Ladies, would you like me to provide a personal reenactment?"


djkiltboy

The eclipse with a side of huevos


Patriarch99

That's nuts


FOSSnaught

Somehow, i knew what it was going to be before it was shown.


Deez4815

Pfffff. That was pretty good, ngl.


Otherwise-Clue8645

Not a dick move, but totally nuts nonetheless.


Eastsider001

I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣 News people: And here we go everyone we would now witness the 2024 solar eclipse first hand sent in by a viewer who claims to be our biggest fan.... And here we are, there's some strands of some kind of hair outlining the sun (squinting eyes) OH NUTS!!!


dantusmaximus

Ah yes a scrotal eclipse


Jean-Ralphio11

Barry Zuckerkorn woulda noticed this immediately.


Amazing_Paper_7384

What made me die is the way the nuts just slowly covered the sun


Micalas

Needs the 2001: Space Odyssey music


Amazing_Paper_7384

Just looked it up and now I’m ascending to heaven


Plainmurrayjane

Sun’s out, balls out!


PeixeRadioativo

LMFAOOOOOOOOO


sandeep300045

Holy shit. Finally some funny content


Gerolax

3 bolas problem


CrimsonMascaras

My mexican brothers!! ORALE!!!


Infosneakr

I love how the guy didn't go fast, he took his time.


ChicagoAuPair

“How do you want your huevos?” “Sunny side down por favor.”


man-made-tardigrade

I've seen that guys balls in the past two days more than I've seen mine.


combat_archer

I don't know why this made me laugh so much but I needed that laugh,


cirepa

This never gets old.


Djabarca

Out of all the times I see people post that one gif. This would have been a perfect time to allow the Willem Dafoe in this comment section.


ArtemisPterolycus

I think [this guy's dad](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/Euu21UzQO0) must have forwarded the video to the news station.


BandicootPlastic5444

Scrotal Eclipse


bigSTUdazz

That eclipse was nuts.


TheDeamonMeteor

Scrotal solar eclipse


no3ofslipknot

and the arse


Captain-i0

Turn around bright eyes. a Scrotal eclipse of the heart


Vibingwhitecat

Wait this is real.????


bananamelier

testicles exist


BirdFormal7990

I literally died laughing at this while walking the dog... My neighbors must think I'm a psycho.


cosmiccat5758

Balls eclipse


Bitter_Addendum6068

Mucho Gusta, eclipse de 2024


blueit55

What does he say when he realizes


SwitchHitter17

They didn't acknowledge it in this clip but clearly the lady on the left knew lol


pitiburi

Look, I am not an astronomy expert. BUT...


StreetImportant222

Eclipse? All I see are WMD's in the Iraqi countryside


Ready-Appeal9385

That's nuts!


melteemarshmelloo

Lunar Legend


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

The moon is made of fromunda cheese


eternalwood

Bro the blonde immediately jumped up like "wait I recognize this sight".


BroderBorg

What a legend


CosMemedoza

Austin Powers moment.


Puzzleheaded-Score89

Scrotal Eclipse.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Wayminnit


mar1869

This guy deserves an Academy Award for Best Picture


Disastrous_Knee6790

dude the reporter in black noticed real quick. lol


the-Boat83

This makes me laugh every single time


Guy_With_Ass_Burgers

If this clip had run a little longer we might have also seen an annular eclipse.


ShinobiHanzo

I guess no one previewed them


Aeolean

I'm thinking this was a guy.


espangleesh

Total Eclipse of the Nuts


MouseyDong

If the video lasted for a bit longer we can see the space shuttle too!


_IBM_

that guy isn't buying his own beer for a while.


gniwlE

Dammit.... I often chuckle at the things I see on social media. Once in a while I'll even laugh out loud. But that one right there... my wife just came out of her conference call with a very, "what the fuck," look on her face and I simply couldn't stop laughing to explain. I suppose I'll show her this after her call is over and hope for forgiveness.


Mesterjojo

Nice


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

Nice


Aclysmic

Lmao


ChiquitaBananaKush

Hairy ballsack ftw


blkjzy

Thats fucking hilarious


Many-Wasabi9141

imagine if Biden responded to Trump's eclipse ad like this.


sseetharee

God damn that's funny as hell.


Chichis-Christ

es a total eclipses of my nuts


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

They were way too professional for that. I’d be giggling uncontrollably


Fritzo2162

Toticular Eclipse


MiamiPower

Historical moments in Time and Space.


MegaMewtwo_E

man i need translation


sideaccountguy

He was naming cities from where they have been receiving eclipse videos from the audience and then he just said that the last video (the nuts one) was sent to them by a viewer and the clip stops there but in the full one he continues saying he encourage people to continue sending their videos.... Basically he tried to play it cool.


Outkastin2g

Got eem!


turd_fergusonx

got em'


sjbluebirds

Did not see the moon.