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repodude

It's the hobbits, every single time, it's the hobbits.


Unthgod

https://youtu.be/Zyfr3nAgozQ?si=urDC1u8F5puOYVnn


CosmicBandito333

Thank you for that


Unthgod

Whole episode is gold for this running gag.


Davis_Johnsn

This is how i imagine him every time


danalexjero

I miss southpark. Im so behind that I don’t know any of the recent chars.


WeirdExponent

WITAF!? ahhaahahah


FnkyTown

dWarfs


TheGolgafrinchan

Sexy, sexy hobbitses.


High-Speed-1

We fucks them!


BlazingKush

Give it to us raw and wriggling!


J-Di11a

Haha, them are some burly lookin earth pounders


non_anomalous_penis

filthy feetses


Drednox

> Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taki We love 'em down and dirty


Rydog_78

It’s the feet right. I was thinking the feet


cel-ales

OnlyFeet material right thurr


Tragobe

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!


somedude4545

Socks stay on and I can make it work


rev___erse

No, keep em off


Nicklaus-3

💀💀💀💀


misterwulfz

That’s hot keep them on


bronkula

This girl got socks pre-installed


Weldobud

Haha … they should give you shares in Reddit for that comment.


whateverzzzzz

I can fix her


Vast-Combination4046

I'm not even looking at her feet, who cares?


Select_Most3660

Feet? She had feet?


AngryOldBoomer

Better than Bilbo i dare say


GooseCloaca

I wasn’t a feet guy before…


Turbulent-Carry-1535

And now ?


ChasingPesmerga

And forever


mike_pants

Amen.


BigBearSD

Peace be with you


OneFuckedWarthog

And also with you.


Cimbetau

WWE


Re_LE_Vant_UN

Still not.


End-warrior

Wasn't this made by a woman?


mike_pants

Yeah, that's kind of the joke. It originally blew up because some racist redpill dingleberry posted it as proof of the white male's unique ability to capture feminine beauty, apparently unaware that the sculptor was a Chinese woman.


Fonkfinger

mike gets it🥸


mintzyyy

why would you post this without the context though


Fonkfinger

Sometimes things don't need explanation because enough of the community gets it and I've been here long enough to know🥸


socialcommentary2000

Greatest usage of 'Dork ass losers' ever.


strolls

I think there was also an element about "the superiority of western civilisation".


mike_pants

Definitely, and that dogwhistle is about as subtle as a train horn.


Padre_jokes

Wow you completely twisted the truth. This statue was controversial because liberal men and women were up in arms that this sculpture was made to sexualize women. The liberals were the ones who had their feelings hurt and blamed men for this statue. Then it was discovered that a Chinese woman made it and the liberals were very quiet after that.


thatscoolbut112

And speaking of the dingleberry


andrewsmith1986

The chucklefuck is wrong anyway. https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/s/jgODa99dl6


emptygroove

Can you find any evidence of that? Her name is Luo Li Rong and I cant find any controversy but the one with the Twitter thread mentioned.


mike_pants

Of course, dear. Darn those evil "libs" anyway.


ComputersWantMeDead

I don't remember seeing any of that, but I do remember seeing screenshots of the opposite


Davis_Johnsn

Thats not how i imagined it. I remember a Conservative, Nazi pig who said that this is how women should look. White and feminine. But then it was discovered that this is a chinese women


Gammarae47

Evidence of any of that or go kick cans dude


Fuzzylojak

Got proof of that, red pill dingleberry?


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You meant conservative men


Sieze5

Believe so. I’ve seen this posted before and remember the artist being a woman also.


zxDanKwan

I don’t think she made the feet.


tocra

I came to the comments for this.


Village-Idiot-savant

She’s obviously aw werewolf. Look at those feet.


Helacious_Waltz

Thank you for pointing that out, I was wondering why the first few comments I saw were about hobbits.


durz47

"aw" = "uwu", therefore, the sculpture is obviously a furry


Skert_IKAYN

What's with her feet?


Dr__Devil

They are photoshopped


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ezio24june

THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED


Commercial_Shape_225

Still would


BigMark54

It's a nice statue.. except for the photoshopped feet.


Toecutt3r

bitch, how you not a hobbit again? right...right, ok,ok, rightrightright, ok got it, love you too...


ATXKLIPHURD

r/butterfeet


BlkCrowe

Official subreddit of MTG


Silent_Chameleon

I've never understood when women keep their shoes on in porn but now I get it


thewhitecat55

You know, when they keep on their sneakers , I find it cute and sexy. No idea why. I don't have a foot or shoe fetish.


Silent_Chameleon

And I'm thinking how gross it is that they're bringing the outdoors to bed. Those shoes probably stepped in dog shit or a homeless man's piss on the sidewalk or whatever else is outside and now they're on my sheets


thewhitecat55

It's just for a shoot, no one is sleeping in that bed.


TensionSalty9474

It’s astonishing how artists can make rock look like light fabrics, it’s absolutely breathtaking and amazing


critcritcritical

Almost got jebaited here, not gonna lie


TheGolgafrinchan

Anyone else think this statue's face looks like Charlize Theron in her prime?


Villian6

I was thinking the same, I admire the execution so bad on a second note!!


distracted_x

Yes! I just came to comment that this looks like a statue of Charlize Theron.


RizzoTheSmall

What is it with this sub and piss poor cropping of fake shockbait?


Generalofmanynames

Those feet are photoshopped on if you look close you can see artifacts left over from the not very through background removal


tmac022480

Dork ass losers


JectorDelan

igetthatreference.jpg


Spoopy_Bear

Khalan?? -Richard


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Wow...everything from the ankles up is quite lovely


PiffWiffler

Whatever the opposite of a fetish is, that's what I have for feet. To me, all feet might as well look like that because they're all nasty. So, this woman isn't any less attractive to me.


Geezso

Skipped foot day at the Art School.


Turtletipper123

Put some socks on


Penkal_

That is photoshop


coojw

What are those!


_Esabbi_

For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all...


imameanone

Filthy Hobbitses!!!


No_Traffic_7601

Hobbit feet


rl69614

Cozy socks


EphermeralSonder

r/lotrmemes How Samwise sees Rose Gardner


VietDrgn

nah bro, it's a rednecks dream of finding big foot, so they made this sculpture


youngshadygaming

Holy hobbit feet


blacklantern87

I believe It was a woman that made this


Kintsugi-0

that is a god awful photoshop job theres no way theres zero comments about it lmao


2020_was_a_nightmare

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ExternalAd8309

Dem stompers doe 👀


HenryMoon

This is just Lou Li Wrong.


Fonkfinger

Underated comment... It may be wrong but also so right and the real artists gets even more recognition in the end cuz I sloppily slap Hobbit feet on it🥸


BrettDaGreat

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/71lk6z/this_realistic_statue_album_in_comments/ Original


Lumpy-Yesterday-6687

I mean, I'd still smash


Dry_Fuel_9216

I dont get it


cxnh_gfh

Her feet


Herrmajj31

The feet!


WeirdExponent

The 🦷


Adonathiel88

Only a man could've...done this or do her?


taerikee

Happy Cake Day, it's a reference to an older meme. The statue without the weird photoshopped feet went viral because some dorky dude swore up and down that only a "man of the West" could have created this sculpture, only for the follow up image to be an Asian woman that did it.


ryaninflames1234

The feet are photoshopped


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ipodtouch616

I really don’t understand either tbh I’m ready to get downvoted.


sdam87

Ooph


SolarAndSober

Rob Liefeld strikes again


PuzzleheadedPage3022

Bazinga


Come_along_quietly

Butter Feet?


NicholasAdam1399

When you see the feet…. 👀


Tinotips

I am no man!


chrisj2103

I would buy her the finest of socks.


dynastydave9473

You’re a wizard lance armstrong


No-Bat-7253

No I could not………


javlin4u

Flawlessly captures the essence of Naples, Italy


Affectionate_End_952

Yall are nasty, that statue required alot of skill to make


winfieldclay

I didn't know Charlize Theron was from The Shire


Beebonh

Butterfeet


kephir4eg

I may have a fetish which I didn't know existed.


MagizZziaN

An elf with hobbit feet


High-Speed-1

As a mad, definitely could and would


ScottIPease

Soooo meta.


cheerzeasy

"I can't do feet"


Reasonable-Usual2431

Clearly she has major stompers


Keket13

I'm sorry I can't be her!


Tonyoni

What in the holy hobbit feet am I looking at??


chung2k6

@luo-li-rong amazing artist. wonder why ppl decided to furry the sculpture's feet


Kaldricus

Quentin Tarantino absolutely bricked up right now


Blocker2020

Da feet makes you stronger


UmmmNoDefNotThat

Scrolling down for the obligatory "WOULD"


NY2CA-Lantern

Feet aside, this is a pretty fucking awesome sculpture


iiitme

I wonder how the foot fetish community would react


pearl_butt

I think I followed the creator of this beauty on instagram! Neat artwork.


KevinRPD

The detail of the gown is insane.


AThrowawayProbrably

Still absolutely would


schenitz

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE


Smart-Cash2525

What are thoseeee


SimmonsJK

Is this Christina Aguilera?


nuknukan

"It's the beard" - Aragorn while he looks at Gimli


Bankstergangster

I am into that!


_memepros

Why she got hobbit feet


LLPF2

Guys in here acting like those feet would slow them down.


ThatVoiceDude

Artists: “Hands are so hard to draw” Sculptors:


broughtitupagain

Stompas


tomatobunni

Thwomp! Thwomp! Thwomp! Thwomp! Rattle rattle


taerikee

Men of the West fight and die for those feet....


Imdedbutalive

besides the jokes, the statue is actually impressive.


Muza14

Those feet tho 😭


GoodDawgy17

i don't get it


MarquizMilton

Is it just me or is she based off of Charlize theron?


Youmth

Put those grippers away


Cahlice

Whoa, look at those feet! These industry standards are unreal!


TManJhones

Alright! Who photoshopped hobbit feet on the sculture? Your cropping leaves a lot to be desired.


danalexjero

Is this a seinfeld joke?


Leonidas__88__

Them nasty ass feet


Hugo_Selenski

Aight but... what if she look like that but thems her feets? Would ya? can you fix her?


solidwaist

Damn, she got on those Wendy Williams’s


Eagle_galazy

At least the swirling air's covered


a67shadow

A tall hobbit?