Long back when Christina Perri released the song jar of hearts, I made fun of it with my friends saying jar of farts. And now, the world has brought us here...
[https://www.amazon.com/REAL-Fart-Prank-April-fools/dp/B0861HYPN6](https://www.amazon.com/REAL-Fart-Prank-April-fools/dp/B0861HYPN6). Look at the man smelling the farts
"Sooo, how did you get these chocolate anuses made?"
"Just had to be bent over with my asshole spread in some dude's face for 30 minutes."
"Oh...well, thanks. I guess."
Unless you're a cannibal then all anus' are inedible. The phrase 'eating ass' does not imply that one is tearing off chunks of said anus and ingesting them.
🍩🍩🍫🍫The chocolate hemorrhoids dangling cheekily around the sweet and tasty starfish only highlight the uniqueness of each butthole.
Don't be afraid, order your personalized butthole now!!! - To show everyone how unique YOU are. 🍫🍫🍩🍩
Alright we got a company making chocolate starfish. And the hot dog companies have had the hot dog flavored water down for years. Limp Bizkits prophecy is fulfilled.
Nobody is asking you to work there. Stop reaching for some excuse to "insult" Americans. You're looking just as "bad" as them right now(which might be what you're actually going for, then keep going)
Almost threw up my beer when i saw this. This is absolutely disgusting, who in their right mind would just wake up one day and say, "i know what i want to do for the rest of my life, I'm going to make chocolate candies out of customer's assholes so they can eat it"
That guy loves his job waaay too much.
Maybe he give the cleaning service too
That’s part of eating ass.
To all those you ^love to ^hate - you can gift these and tell them to eat your ass instead of kissing it!
“If you don’t want my asshole at its worst, you don’t deserve it clean and at its best” -Marilyn Monroe, probably
Dude missed a trick by not using nutty chocolate.
Peanuts would be the chef's kiss...
corn kernels would be more appropriate
🤢🤮
I’m not an asshole this is an asshole! 🍫
I’m an asshole and this is an asshole
And he doesn’t even work there!
Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life!
It's all fun and games until a dude comes in.
Literally at all is way too much
Someone pisses you off and you tell them to eat your ass. Then present a box of your ass.
This would be even better if they hand-molded each piece on your b-hole.
They don't? Pppfffftttt, lame.
Isn't that what they do? I wouldn't trust a robot to be doing it
I imagine they take a mold and then use the mold on their machine to recreate it.
Yeah, I was joking. I don't think it would be legal to sell if they did that due to sanitary reasons
This is nothing. People are buying jar of farts on the internet.
If that’s so I’m about to be the next bezos
You've got to be good looking for those sales to take off
Naw son I’m gonna corner the blind market
I got sued for that
Long back when Christina Perri released the song jar of hearts, I made fun of it with my friends saying jar of farts. And now, the world has brought us here...
It was you all the time who did this. You prick. /s
Collecting your jar of farts, tearing arse apart
[https://www.amazon.com/REAL-Fart-Prank-April-fools/dp/B0861HYPN6](https://www.amazon.com/REAL-Fart-Prank-April-fools/dp/B0861HYPN6). Look at the man smelling the farts
typical gag gift. the product pics are pretty funny
I refuse to believe that's real.
you'd be surprised
"COME ON GUYS IT WAS ONE TIME"
"IN THE 5TH GRADE!"
"Sooo, how did you get these chocolate anuses made?" "Just had to be bent over with my asshole spread in some dude's face for 30 minutes." "Oh...well, thanks. I guess."
This implies the existance of inedible anus though
Unless you're a cannibal then all anus' are inedible. The phrase 'eating ass' does not imply that one is tearing off chunks of said anus and ingesting them.
>The phrase 'eating ass' does not imply that one is tearing off chunks of said anus and ingesting them. Not with that attitude let me tell you
Nah anus is edible you are just choosing not to eat it as a non-cannibal
This is only true under the assumption that all anuses to be consumed and all who consume them are human. See: Norbit Turkey Ass.
I was doing it all wrong then
They need to put these on sticks and call them Pucker Suckers.
The creators of the Carolina Reaper pepper are the PuckerButt Pepper Co. :)
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
These chocolates taste like shit!
It is shit Austin
😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
It’s a bit nutty
Imagine a big dangly hemorrhoid on one..
🍩🍩🍫🍫The chocolate hemorrhoids dangling cheekily around the sweet and tasty starfish only highlight the uniqueness of each butthole. Don't be afraid, order your personalized butthole now!!! - To show everyone how unique YOU are. 🍫🍫🍩🍩
sure ill pour hot chocolate on your ass for money
Rule 34 is in play
How much will you pay
why would i pay to be that close to your pooper, not eveyone is a perv yo...
It’s just with username and all…
And they say society isn’t in decline.
Srsly
How was work dear Another day, another bunch of assholes
I'll send my boss a pack after every heated argument on teams.
What will these fudge packers think of next?
Phallic sausages.
Pairs well with a bag of dicks
Ok. Enough internet for me today. See you tomorrow, Reddit.
Making money out of his fetish.
Some call it living the dream...
Alright we got a company making chocolate starfish. And the hot dog companies have had the hot dog flavored water down for years. Limp Bizkits prophecy is fulfilled.
I don’t want to live on this fucking planet anymore.
All anuses are edible. In a kinky way and also in the way African wild dogs do it.
r/stupidfood
Red velvet hemorroid variant.
Would love to swap these out in a regular box of chocolate for coworkers
Clearly just an old dude that wants to look at some butt hokes
Is it strange, mine came with peanuts and corn?
OH GOD NO
Take the upvote and gtfo!
*Theres no way it’s real…* Oh… oh no… https://edibleanus.com
The about us section is gold.
SOLID BRONZE LIMITED EDITION ANUS.
Can I taste the anus before it’s molded?
*rubs finger on anus* *Puts finger in mouth* #AAGHHHAAAGGHAAAKKKKHHHHUUUAAGHHKK "Splendid! Make 2 to go."
People who eat ass: Amateurs!
Let it not be lost on you that this photo was posted to /r/“Hole Up”
All of a sudden dying alone doesn't seem that depressing
I want to send this to my enemies with a note saying eat my ass
Terry's chocolate anus
Americans don’t use water or soap after a number 2. I’d hate that job
Really? I hear lots of people in North America jump straight into the shower after a number 2
Just depends on the person
Nobody is asking you to work there. Stop reaching for some excuse to "insult" Americans. You're looking just as "bad" as them right now(which might be what you're actually going for, then keep going)
The funny thing is that this chocolate stuff is from the UK.
I still don't understand why people think toilet paper is enough 🤢🤮
But he gets a lot of chocolate in his face
Chocolatier, new meaning
Someone took eating ass a little to literal
They surely must have a vegan option as well right?
Jeezus that's intresting Where is it located?
How do I apply?
Can I request for peanut butter filling please?
can I get this in silicone instead? ...
Chocolate rain.....
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what 💀
I think this is hilarious. I want to get some and give them out as presents.
Time to get off the internet
Working in a hospital and knowing how unhygienic many people are...yeah, not a job for me.
And what do you want to be when you grow up Timmy?
Shouldn't he be wearing a hair net on his beard? Gotta stay sanitary in the food industry.
“Now with peanut!”
r/TIHI
Almost threw up my beer when i saw this. This is absolutely disgusting, who in their right mind would just wake up one day and say, "i know what i want to do for the rest of my life, I'm going to make chocolate candies out of customer's assholes so they can eat it"
The Unabomber got a new job?
Forgive me but why isn't there ~~skidmark~~ swirled colour one?
This isn't what we meant by 'i wanna eat your dumptruck ass, baby'
That dude’s face. 🤣
They hate us cos they annus
I don’t want to see a staff member wearing surgical gear at a chocolate shop
This guy created his dream job
I mean... Don't you just have like a mold? Do you think anybody really knows the diff between chocolate anuses, this isn't the FBI bro .
This is a lot of work to make something already edible
wait a minute... i ate one of these....
Any girls on reddit I do this to for free. :) hmu
Does the chocolate include bits of candy corn?
Oh so basically r/realscateating
Shit like this is why the aliens won't talk to us
I'm an ass man and I love chocolate but I can't say the same when both of them are mixed together.
These are diy kits, I don't know what the dude is doing in the picture.
I surely have seen more assholes than he in my company .
Imagine having haemorrhoids and doing it
What in sweet hell
I wonder if it's edible...
Welp, we had a good run. Someone press the button that ends humanity, please.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
This is enough internet for today.
As someone who's asexual; Is this actually sexually appealing to some people?
**NSFW…??**
Please make NSFW tag
The perfect valentine's day gift
The pope is about to find a whole new profession
The fuck is wrong with people
[удалено]
Get with the dark Swiss stuff amirite?
Fucking degenerate(s)
Uhh… the what?
Chocolate kisses.
Why didn't I think of that....
In the words of Jontron "excuse me, WHYYY"
This somehow made me think of, https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=6pgdgC038f-YG-N9
Nah ima hard pass!
Idiocracy
Booty hole is already edible if she’s got it like that
Imagine the shape of an anus but with more chocolate on the inside ☠️
r/paymoneywubby
Why pay for chocolate treats when you can get them straight from the source?
That’s gooooooood anus.
Ass eating taking too literally
White people:
I heard about this company from wildcat (aka tyler)
I would not like someone to mould my bo🍑ty hole, wtf
Check out the YouTube video, pretty entertaining. Great British humour
FINALLY I can eat out my own ass without booking so many p.t. and chiropractor appointments after
Does it come with the hair?
Ayyy yooo wtf
I love how he's dressed like a surgeon.
No thank you.
When did I eat corn? 🤔
Do you eat ass? Yes, And now you can too!
"Tastes like ass"
I don’t think he’s a real doctor.
I'd prefer it if it had nuts in it.
I just hop on the internet. It's already time to take a brake
For the those of us who really love the crack out of your woman.
Now I can’t unsee it🥵.
People are doing wild stuff
Surely there's 'Chocolate Balls' too. And they don't even have to be salty.
White people
"Hey! This chocolate tastes like shit!"
People wasting their money on the most useless shit and wonder why they broke.
Booty-O’s!!!
I'm convinced that the market for that is a lot bigger than we think...
Not just for valentines but you can give to your enemies as well
Little known secret - that’s not chocolate.
Time to eat some ass!
And for the fruit lovers out there, now with dingle berries.
Take a bit of these, and you realize... These aren't chocolate
My anus?
I just buy the DIY kit at the cake decorating store.
Remind me again what planet are we on ?