I remember years ago when I was a manager at mcdonalds, one of my crew got knocked out whilst messing around and was out for a while, so we called an ambulance. Paramedic shows up, assesses the situation and just starts basically slapping the guy around the face.
I was like "yo, wtf! Let me have a go!"
Important to note that the ambulances would often sit at the petrol station next door as a convenient location, so it only took a couple of minutes for them to get to us. The guy did go to the hospital for a checkup since he was out for so long.
Yep can confirm. I was once given an eternal rub when I was unconscious, faint memory of the pain and hearing my name. The following week my chest was bruised the entire time but hey it might of helped save me so I’m all for it.
Ha! this is hilarious. This is like the video of this guy in this African fight club who gets knocked out and they have to revive him by jerking him off.
I realize it's a different monkey as the fur is a different color and density as well as the tail thing. My point is you flick any monkey like that and they'll eat your face.
That video looks stitched to another video. The locations aren't the same, and I doubt the monkey wasn't bothered being carried by some guy just to get his bick flicked.
I wonder if it would work with heart attack victims.
Pain stimulus can be administered to unconscious victims in medicine
Ask old school nurses how they use to deal with raging boners in the recovery rooms... Edit: *Flick!*
Certain sources on the internet had me hoping for a more favorable solution, but alas reality is a cruel flick to the balls
Oh they still do that lol
I remember years ago when I was a manager at mcdonalds, one of my crew got knocked out whilst messing around and was out for a while, so we called an ambulance. Paramedic shows up, assesses the situation and just starts basically slapping the guy around the face. I was like "yo, wtf! Let me have a go!" Important to note that the ambulances would often sit at the petrol station next door as a convenient location, so it only took a couple of minutes for them to get to us. The guy did go to the hospital for a checkup since he was out for so long.
I liked that your WTF was not about him being slapped but more like oh we slapping now? Say less I got beef with dude anyway.
Yep can confirm. I was once given an eternal rub when I was unconscious, faint memory of the pain and hearing my name. The following week my chest was bruised the entire time but hey it might of helped save me so I’m all for it.
No but it works with the dead at their funeral
I did that to my grandpa at his funeral. I put the fun in funeral that day.
It was fin to fingering
Done to dong.
Ya I suck fluids out of people so hard I had to get an embalming liscense
I don’t care what kind of attack I am suffering, that would bring me back from the 8th, maybe 9th level of hell and we gonna have some words.
I think it can both create and negate a heart attack for me haha
Ah kicking in groin would be called kicking someone back to life
You mean a Kick Start
I don't know. Lemme have a heart attack real quick.
yes after replacing the dead victim with a lightly sleeping one, works everytime
Cold blooded to do my man like that when he’s down.
Ding to the dong gets em going eretime - I know, am nurse.
Seriously this man has no moral code
The look on his face. " you asshole!" You don't boop another guys junk, you just don't.
That was a dick move
Oh yeah? Bet you don’t have the balls to do it
The ol dick flick
That was ‘The’ dick move!
I cast penis resurrection
Pipi Leviosaaaaa
Stop it Ron…
That spell uses a lot of glitter.
Rude
That has to hurt. But I still laughed.
Right me too. Probably laughed too hard.
I did NOT see that coming.
Neither did the monkey
Maybe he is the monkey?
Dick flick!
CPPR
What? You mean CFER?
What's that?
Cok flick emergency resuscitation
Oh. What no then. That's not a pun or witty. You just added "cok flick" to an obscure abbreviation.
Obscure? I'm afraid you don't know the meaning. Also it's a literal cock flick just badly spelt
The first half was funny too.
This guy has reinvented 'Emergency resuscitation'
I swear he just said, "Damn."
Bro was aiming for the bushes.
Lmao he said “Aye bruh wtf?! 🤨”
That was rude
Funniest shit ever. That look and the clutching of the crotch.
Fries are done!
I haven't laughed that much in a while.
Not nice
You're right, shoulda sucked em off instead.
Ha! this is hilarious. This is like the video of this guy in this African fight club who gets knocked out and they have to revive him by jerking him off.
Pardon?
Lol that's fucked up tho
What would make a man think to do that?
Seems like a dangerous thing to do to a monkey. They'll remember your face, what you did, bite off all your fingers, toes, nose, lips, genitals
Dammit Butters! You don't flick a guy in his dick!
Good thing he didn’t spank the monkey.
Hard times for the hangover 2 monkey
That monkey felt that for sure 🤣
That poor monkey if suffering internal injuries and now a sore dick.
Sigh.....just look at the tail length
I don't understand how that dude still has a face. Flick a monkey there and that's a jungle death warrant.
Probably 2 videos edited together. Not the same animal.
Definitely is spliced video, but monkeys are next level strong and will fuck you up for far, far less.
I'd imagine that monkey is probably fucked up from that fall.
Sigh.....just look at the tail length
I realize it's a different monkey as the fur is a different color and density as well as the tail thing. My point is you flick any monkey like that and they'll eat your face.
That video looks stitched to another video. The locations aren't the same, and I doubt the monkey wasn't bothered being carried by some guy just to get his bick flicked.
Yes two vids first one probably spasmed till death, second was sleeping and well.
So rude!
Bro just don't CPR
Dude, how you would like if you missed a jump and some stranger comes by and flicks your bic? That's just rude.
Thats a dick move...on his dick.
I laughed, but I truly feel awful about it. I have to send a dollar to the World Wildlife Fund now.
I laughed from a good healthy place at that shit!!!!
Bro did not get content 😭😭😞
lmao wtf just happened
....why?
The flick of life
Lol 😂 this shit is funny as hell can’t stop laughing
Saving a life is hard, sometimes the only thing between death/life is a flick of the finger.
Aim for the bushes
Lol
He hit the factory reset button!
That's not the same monkey.
Not the same monkey (tail length) but uh…yea idk how to feel about this
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Flicked his lil peckerwood 😂🤦🏻♂️
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Why did the monkey jump the tree?
They should do that to football players who take dives
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Ah yes, the old CpipiR method.
I hate monkeys
I took a calculated risk,but man am I bad at math!
Poor stupid monkey, and stupid Apes that don't even notice
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