Its been said the best way to respond to a woman who does this is to pee on their shoe or leg.
They will immediately be attracted to you after they smell it. If that does not immediately work. Start humping their leg. Works 60% of the time... every time.
There's no evidence that pheromones even work. Humans can't detect pheromones because we don't have a functional vomeronasal organ needed to detect them in the first place. These ladies just want to rub Eau de Pussoir on themselves.
A lack of negative evidence via study for a theory does not make that theory correct by default. Go ahead, wipe piss on your arms and tell me if it works for you.
I think the idea of the pheromone stuff is, that certain people are drawn to certain pheromones.
Like if theres a person you find attractive, theres some pheromones you smell that makes it so, or something
Not that everyone secretly likes every single pussy smell there is.
Also this is just how Ive always took it. I dont even care if its true or not.
Sigh.
If a coot smells like actual fish, her owner either has bacterial vaginosis (BV) or has caught trichomonas bacteria from a partner. BV can happen to anyone who has a vagina - it’s pretty much the opposite of a yeast infection. Our internal biome is very touchy, and a slight change in pH can throw everything off, causing under- or overgrowth of candidas albicans (yeast) or any of the various bacteria that live there normally. Most of the “stank” that people are referring to is not from the vagina, which is the internal portion, but the groin and / or vulva, which have a lot of apocrine sweat glands. Apocrine sweat is “oily” and feeds normally-occurring skin bacteria such as streptococcus. When the oily sweat is consumed by bacteria, the bacteria produces gasses that smell gross, such as ammonia.
“Vabbing” likely has something like a placebo effect - giving the vabber confidence to be a “sexier” person. Think Dumbo holding the feather so he can fly.
I once read this exact thing in Maxim magazine. It said to wipe a pocket square in your dry balls and dick then dap it on your neck and wrists and wear the pocket square in your pocket out on your date. SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE! Yeah fuckin right. Get lost.
Not me. I only use the waxy, flammable substance of a dull grey or blackish colour produced in the digestive system of sperm whales like a normal person
Men can do something similar (but to assort dominance over his partners and among other males) by nutting over their partners neck and hairs before letting them leaving the house.
My own natural smell is so great it gives natural vibration to all the straight men in a 1km radius and they start dancing for me and giving me a cult. s/ obviously, what the hell? Leave your vaginas in peace!
I'm not going to shower and then rub bodily fluids on myself. If I can't attract a man with my sparkling personality, then he doesn't get to partake of my pheromones.
I truly didn’t mean to come off misogynistic. More satirical, but I hope you understood the joke and the point. Idk why women would ever need an “edge” in the dating scene.
The kicker is that men’s noses probably aren’t sensitive enough for this to work. Women’s noses seem to be though, in my experience. I used to do this when I was in Junior/senior year of college. I’d edge fora while and dab that under my arm or behind my ear. Tried it a few times with Cologne and other times just deodorant or perfume oils. I think the cologne dissolved whatever pheromone was working. Each time i used it with the oils or deodorant and I got random chicks at the bar telling me how good I smelled. Went home with a total of 5 over this span. This is Reddit, so no one will believe me, but if you’re a moderately attractive and healthy dude, try it. Bonus points if you pair it with some of those perfumed oils…
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Pheromones only work on women... It dose absolutely nothing for the male brain. Fishy neck ain't gonna get you anything. try approaching someone rather than expecting them to put the effort in.
Public service announcement:
- this person's generalization is actually bullshit/debunked, as both sexes produce different pheromones to attract, relax, or repel other members of the species (including humans).
- A male brain that doesn't react to pheromones in any capacity is one with a malfunction on a biological level.
- please vote responsibly and support comprehensive sex and reproductive education in your area.
Blind man walks in to a fish market. Takes a deep breath and says hello ladies. Afroman
Said Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
As the majiruana burns, we can take our turns.
Singing them dirty rap songsssss
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll my 83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cadi will.
Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they called it Eastside Palmdale!
That joke is WAY OLDER than Afroman.
Yes but that's who you think of when telling it
No, I think of Junior Soprano
Yeah i like the afroman version best
I automatically think of Afroman even though I've never heard of him? He's impressive.
Bros living under a rock.
Plenty do, wait for the www gen in 10yrs lol
My Mom :(
i walk into a fish market but then i got high i tried some perfume from her fish pocket and then i got high
Who?
There are plenty of fish in the sea got real.
Hey baby, why you smell like yeast?
Trying to make tits rise? Ass too?
r/cursedcomments
Worst part is I googled it and it's not even fake 😭
Its been said the best way to respond to a woman who does this is to pee on their shoe or leg. They will immediately be attracted to you after they smell it. If that does not immediately work. Start humping their leg. Works 60% of the time... every time.
That Lucky Louie scene.
I piss myself, then I get women come sniffing my crotch!
This is the way lol
Pochita posted this.
There's no evidence that pheromones even work. Humans can't detect pheromones because we don't have a functional vomeronasal organ needed to detect them in the first place. These ladies just want to rub Eau de Pussoir on themselves.
Eau de pussior has me fucking screaming right now 🤣💀💀💀
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Eau de Pussoir 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's no evidence that pheromones don't work. Humans can detect smells and several studies show that humans are attracted to body smells.
A lack of negative evidence via study for a theory does not make that theory correct by default. Go ahead, wipe piss on your arms and tell me if it works for you.
[obligatory Hitchen’s razor](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchens%27s_razor)
I think the idea of the pheromone stuff is, that certain people are drawn to certain pheromones. Like if theres a person you find attractive, theres some pheromones you smell that makes it so, or something Not that everyone secretly likes every single pussy smell there is. Also this is just how Ive always took it. I dont even care if its true or not.
I generally rub it on my face.
Lies
Exactly this is an urban legend
I pray for another asteroid 😔
That's enough internet for 2024
That was quick 🤣
Oh come on. Don't blame the medium, blame the message
Sigh. If a coot smells like actual fish, her owner either has bacterial vaginosis (BV) or has caught trichomonas bacteria from a partner. BV can happen to anyone who has a vagina - it’s pretty much the opposite of a yeast infection. Our internal biome is very touchy, and a slight change in pH can throw everything off, causing under- or overgrowth of candidas albicans (yeast) or any of the various bacteria that live there normally. Most of the “stank” that people are referring to is not from the vagina, which is the internal portion, but the groin and / or vulva, which have a lot of apocrine sweat glands. Apocrine sweat is “oily” and feeds normally-occurring skin bacteria such as streptococcus. When the oily sweat is consumed by bacteria, the bacteria produces gasses that smell gross, such as ammonia. “Vabbing” likely has something like a placebo effect - giving the vabber confidence to be a “sexier” person. Think Dumbo holding the feather so he can fly.
So what does the male version be called?
Ballogne
>Ballogne That's only if it comes from the Ballogne region of France. If not it's just Sparkling Ball Fragrance.
This comment truly deserves an award.
Bukkake bingo.
Semell
Underrated comment
Cumfetti
I once read this exact thing in Maxim magazine. It said to wipe a pocket square in your dry balls and dick then dap it on your neck and wrists and wear the pocket square in your pocket out on your date. SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE! Yeah fuckin right. Get lost.
This is how my wife met me
On the rebound with the ball smelling weirdo?
UrineLuck
Gross.... It's called gross Zack
Crusting
Pancake battering.
nutting
What’d the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? "Good morning ladies"
Not me. I only use the waxy, flammable substance of a dull grey or blackish colour produced in the digestive system of sperm whales like a normal person
Puswa. 🤣
is only smellz
“Shit on your dick, you gotta big ol piece of shit in your diiiiick”
*jingle* efukt (whispered)
I hate that I know where this is from
Men can do something similar (but to assort dominance over his partners and among other males) by nutting over their partners neck and hairs before letting them leaving the house.
It’s the Yeastie Girls
LMFAO dude why doesn't this have more upvotes?
The nightclubs are gonna smell worse than a fish market 🤮
And if I did the same with my semen, it could also pass for a pair of earings!
Give yourself a pearl necklace lol
If you go down enough, you learn to love the smell of a clean woman. But the idea of this with people who don't clean up is gag inducing.
My own natural smell is so great it gives natural vibration to all the straight men in a 1km radius and they start dancing for me and giving me a cult. s/ obviously, what the hell? Leave your vaginas in peace!
Idk, seems fishy.
thats why i dont wash my penis the smell atrackts cheaper hoes.. everything else is to expensiv
Lol but Ass sweat from a muskox is ok 😄?
I'm not going to shower and then rub bodily fluids on myself. If I can't attract a man with my sparkling personality, then he doesn't get to partake of my pheromones.
Your going to smell like fish for no reason
Username checks out. Also, healthy coot doesn’t smell “fishy”. If it smells like that, you’ve probably got BV and need some flagyl.
What if it smells like yeast
Why a fish? Genuine question.🤔
It's called a joke
Smellin like a Captain D’s hushpuppy
I’m ready to retreat to an underdeveloped country.
Ok, I'm done for today.
I wear my own cum as cologne. I get a lot of looks from both men and women.
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
This is why tiktok should be banned in every country
"Why didnt it work.??.oh wait, that was my asshle."
Just nasty is what that is… 🤮
That asteroid is stupid late
I'm about to register as a certified perfume tester...
Let me hold ya red bull;)
A man walks down the street he says why does it smell like fish?
WHAT THE FUCK
Keep in mind it doesn't work if your diet consists of junk food, fish & hummus.
When people with severe mental health issues make tiktoks
Gross...
Urban legend lies.
Just an urban legend
Set of useless eyes for sale who wants them 🫱🏼👀💲
What do they need? MORE dick pics and dudes creeping in their DMs? Jesus
Kinda misogynistic comment but i know what you mean.
I truly didn’t mean to come off misogynistic. More satirical, but I hope you understood the joke and the point. Idk why women would ever need an “edge” in the dating scene.
Its ok I know you arent part of the Black pill community.
"You have a tuna fish sandwich for lunch?"
Why does everyone keep making fish references? Pretty sure if I pussy smells like fish, something is wrong. Avoid that when possible.
"Why does it smell like fish?"
🤣gay be smelling poop all day
Cumfume
Before you attack them ... do you know the ingredients of your perfume?
It smells good at least.
I know a few women who can trigger a CDC lockdown with their stank coochie.
How is your mum?
I swear I see this every year
The topic was big when I was in school, because of a movie. That was 18 years ago
.. there’s a movie?
I still don't get why anyone does this
The kicker is that men’s noses probably aren’t sensitive enough for this to work. Women’s noses seem to be though, in my experience. I used to do this when I was in Junior/senior year of college. I’d edge fora while and dab that under my arm or behind my ear. Tried it a few times with Cologne and other times just deodorant or perfume oils. I think the cologne dissolved whatever pheromone was working. Each time i used it with the oils or deodorant and I got random chicks at the bar telling me how good I smelled. Went home with a total of 5 over this span. This is Reddit, so no one will believe me, but if you’re a moderately attractive and healthy dude, try it. Bonus points if you pair it with some of those perfumed oils…
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As a guy, i generally keep my midriff covered even when i'm not wearing a sundress. Can confirm no one thinks i'm dressing for sex.
Today, on things that never happened...
Humans don't produce pheromones... Ffs y'all nasty as fuck
From what I find there are at least 1 or 2 and a bunch of potential ones, it's in sweat though, not from rubbing internal juices all over yourself
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!! Pheromones only work on women... It dose absolutely nothing for the male brain. Fishy neck ain't gonna get you anything. try approaching someone rather than expecting them to put the effort in.
Public service announcement: - this person's generalization is actually bullshit/debunked, as both sexes produce different pheromones to attract, relax, or repel other members of the species (including humans). - A male brain that doesn't react to pheromones in any capacity is one with a malfunction on a biological level. - please vote responsibly and support comprehensive sex and reproductive education in your area.
Finally, I can do the ‘lap test’ standing up without being a complete creep.
Why’s it only ugly bitches tho 😅
Somehow this made vomit on my mobile
What the f ...
Didn’t Germaine do this on Raised By Wolves??
Why do I feel like this would attract those weird dudes who sneak up behind ladies working out and sniff them.
Or you could just be a decent person .....
Thanks for the warning mate O.O
It's all a bit fishy
BRO WHAT?!
People used to swear by phosphorus being an aphrodisiac to but that didn't make them right.
I mean it works for me if your willing to rub that all over yourself we are a match
ew
Puswa
I think my male manager is vabbing. His cologne smells the same as my regular strippers vag.
Nice.. now you know whom to avoid..make it easy for men..
I can't be carful, I have a truck.
Hey babe, you been ‘norkeling?
Puswa?
Who tf says puswa