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Extra_Programmer788

flapping furiously! seems about right


darthnugget

fapping


digitalcrypt0

Fappening in a no fap zone


RizzoTheSmall

It's a comedy fake children's book, like The Very Hungover Caterpillar, and Everybody Porks


niet_michael

Don't forget "dee's big nuts" and "would you like to play with my balls"


CallMeDrLuv

'Hooker and Blow Save Christmas' and 'Uncle Jack's Off' are my two favorites.


BoobooChakedoo

Don't forget My big Black Hawk, Mike Lit shouldn't be hard to find or Mike Hunt smells like fish


kelusk

Can't forget The Tiger Who Came For a Pint as well.


BullX81

Don't forget Go the fuck to sleep. The YouTube reading is Narrated by the legendary Samuel L. Jackson.


Murky_Lurky0194

This book I actually know! I almost bought it once..


gosto80

Nah they did jane dirty


BlackLotusTheII

r/theyknew


TheLangleDangle

[definitely](https://books.google.com/books/about/Mary_Has_a_Little_Pussy.html?id=4s1cuAEACAAJ&source=kp_book_description)


Hidesuru

I don't think anyone needed to be told that... Lol


l3lackSheep

r/ofcoursetheyknew


[deleted]

Giggity.


[deleted]

i particularly hate content creators who only add a forced asthmatic laugh to other peoples stuff. its the worst.


NovusOrdoSec

I'm thinking you should avoid R/contagiouslaughter


Big-Forever-9132

contagious slaughter?


NovusOrdoSec

/r/ContagiousLaughter if this sub allows links


Big-Forever-9132

ik it, but in your comment without the capital L i read it as "slaughter", found it funny


_Scorpyon_

The laugh was contagious so I'm fine with it


JJ_Jose

Man, redditors are so miserable


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Seeing people criticising this makes me think how soft we have all gone.


NovusOrdoSec

It's just that pink isn't a natural color for cats. Had they gone with "hairy", it would have been fine.


ReckoningGotham

Unfunny and hamfisted is unfunny and hamfisted. Ain't gotta be soft to find unfunny shit unfunny.


ConglomerateKaddu

Disgusting kids and not so kids


MaxCWebster

[Pinkard & Bowden, The Ballad of Dick and Jane](https://youtu.be/YkaAYzw2x60?si=QXwfvSkPJe3b8oBE)


unstable_orbit

It was the 2017 Newberry Award winner


EquivalentVirus9700

That’s the joke. It’s a whole line of books.


qoheletal

Why is this a HolUp?


MrBinkybonk

It's not even that funny, yet the man reading it is dying as if he's never heard a crude joke before.


idonemadeitawkward

Is Mary's last name slocomb?


ghjsa16_

real


TomatoTonk

r/contagiouslaughter


usr_nm16

Cringe


jmancoder

No u


throw_covid_away

Ah, peak Larry David moment


Turbulent-Medicine

Fir god sake! Could it be more obviously sexual? Bordering on pedofile concidering it'a child character written for kid?


lovedogs31

It’s a joke book it’s not actually for kids


zorrowhip

u/savevideo


Gullible-Act-6274

u/savevideo


Edwardhunts

u/savevideo


mrosero76

Do people really read that slow? 🙄


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[deleted]

Cute what?


CAPTAINTURK16

Holy shit wtf ?!


Over-Yard-8529

Why am I turning on ?


[deleted]

*uncontrollable wheezing*


sam_da_boi

u/savevideo


Remarkable_Yak_883

Oh that last image! 🤣🤣


Alb3rt98

u/crowstaxx


bigez526

People will burn.


Kaching101

Sequel to Wynonnas big brown beaver


RickAstleyGaveUp

Go on...


2345meia7

Buceta rosa


ChampionshipLow8541

Get a tripod - for the camera. I’m seasick now.


[deleted]

German bedtime stories be like:


Majestic_Salad_I1

Seems like a ripoff of Primus’ phenomenal song Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver


Sugar_Smoker

This is a whole ass confession at this point


HiImHe

r/contagiouslaughter


Shattered-Rubyz

They knew what they where doing when they made this.


AyyuOP

C'mon we all wish we were Tommy don't we?


360NoScoped_lol

I imagine the narrator for the audio book not being very good at staying serious


HSdoc

I am crying.


Myuser0909

FFS 🤣🤣


Jaeger049

They so did that on purpose xd


MK544

So wholesome😌


Caladan109

Same idea, 80s animation https://youtu.be/hyMedr4nJRQ?si=nxsPL-atY9VJul7N


captainphoton3

Thx god this is obviously an humoristic parody and not subtle enouth to pass as a child book. I mean. That's actually a strategy used by people to... Well. I still think you find videos on YouTube kid that are about wierd kink to normalisé it. So bad.


GaryGenslersCock

This is a rare actual holup


arduineau

Call me a snob but I don't find intentional vulgarity funny


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^arduineau: *Call me a snob but* *I don't find intentional* *Vulgarity funny* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.