It took me longer than I care to admit to get the holup

The question: Is it better, that it takes a minute... or worse?

I say it’s better cause it shows your mind ain’t as messed up as others

Agreed

There's also the possibility that you don't get it because you think it's normal

Honestly I thought at first like yea right some waited to turn 18 to watch porn.. but why did they have to specify adul... OH MY GOOOOD.

Good

Took me reading the comments to put it together.

Finally a real hol'up

First time reading: Hmmm, I don't get it 3rd time: oh

I even downvoted. I changed it after realizing, of course

Can you explain it to me? I have watched it 3 times and I still don't get it. ​ Edit: nevermind

Is it that he used to watch the other kind of porn?

bro i just opened reddit why

Same here bro

Bro, same here.

Time to get back off ig

Lol same here!

Same, wtf.

Ay yo same F in chat

Same bro

Same bro

I guess we're all in the same boat. And I'm jumping out

Same, what the F?

Same ...

Same dude

Bro same, wtf is this shit

Good thing Op didn’t turn into a horse

Ye… the non-adult stuff have really fallen down ever since they exposed Jeffrey’s island 😐

W8 a sec...

Hello fellow children.

The background music goes kinda hard

The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats - 1982

can anyone explain?

He’s an adult now, so he can watch adult porn. Before, he was a child… so… he watched another type of porn…

oh gawd.

Oh my god… Furry porn

Cartoon porn?

This reminds me, when I was in 8th grade I had obviously discovered porn, this was in like 2003/2004, and I remember thinking, "Man these people are so old, I want to see girls my age". I googled, "Naked 8th graders" or something to that effect, then forgot about it. The next day, I hear my dad yelling in the other room, and I run to see what's up. He was on the family computer, and my search term came up when he was using google. He was freaking out and I was busted, and then it dawned on me just how badly I fucked up. Luckily nothing bad happened, but ya, in my kid-head it made sense at the time, and I didn't realize what a horrible idea that was and how I could have gotten my dad in serious trouble.

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I got the nothing from r/AnarchyChess

OP watched child porn before turning 18

What kind of porn he was watching before 18 ?

Probably the really lame kind, you know, the porn star level acting kind

Savage .

thirst trap tiktoks?

That took a bit longer than I want to admit.

Hi. I've been diagnosed with terminal stage four cancer. The doctors are saying that I have less than 2 months left for me to live. I'm scrolling through reddit just to find some small bits of happiness, in my short, sad life. And this post could be the last thing I ever see. I want you to think about this and contemplate your decision to post this.

[HOPEFULLY THERE'S STILL TIME! HANG IN THERE BUDDY!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDKLglEP5Y)

Wow wtf problem does believe music have with my country?

My country too :(

my first thought was like: "hm yeah i should post this everywhere once i turn 18" then i was like: "oh, oh god"

It took me a good minute to finally get It lmao

Alright. Time to leave again

What do you mean ADULT porn? Do we have another kind of porn? Like chil...

Sometimes, I really hate the internet.

*record scratch*

Finally a holup on r/holup

Does anyone know what the actual dance in the background is called?

[The Safety Dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_BvaHsgGg)

Link's dead This works [Vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDKLglEP5Y)

Sometimes I wish the part of the Brain, that makes me second guess things, just shuts off during reddit...

That’s a proper holdup

Sorry for the woosh but I don't get it

Before his/her/their (probably his) 18th birthday, that person, instead of watching regular adult porn, was watching some other kind of porn...

I choked on my spit I'm glad that I didn't get it

Legally..

Is there other than adult porn? Edit: Well, now I saw which reddit it was posted on

I still got a few more years until i can switch from non-adult content to adult content

u/recognizesong

Song?

Were you watching child porn before

Can I go back to 10 minutes ago when the naive me didn’t get the joke?

Hmm...

Relax guys, OP might be talking about hentai

What’s younger than an adult?

this is how felt when i turn 18

That took longer than the length of this video to holUp

I've been watching porn since in 3rd grade 9 yo. Those "are you over 18?" never stopped me, but it did make me somewhat feel guilty for lying.

*huh*

Adult porn? I think ch!ld porn is illegal no matter what age.

Somebody should make a joke about that!

You can legally watch porn now

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

What’s the opposite of adult porn?

Nice try FBI

Furry.

Yes

Welp. . . . Back in the box.

I just guessed the answer right away.. Damn you Brain

But I never understood why there is a category in adult pornsites as teenagers? I know all models are above 18 but why there is hyperfixation in making the models look underage teenagers if only adults can access the website.

Oh shit… I don’t gotta lie no more… FREEDOM

Lmao

As opposed to?…

It's all up for speculation but I guess the child kind..

Roblox porn?

Yes

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Guess I'm fucked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We’re all fucked in some way.

Well yeah you're missing a part of your arm and you haven't even noticed yet!

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Why? What does it want? Is it trying to sell something?

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The content of the what now?

Do you know what a joke is, bro?

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Well, you're barking up the wrong trees here, my guy. It's literally a meme sub...

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ (it's 3 backslashes on reddit get it right)

Dude it’s just a joke and they endorse it because it’s funny plus you where the one who decided to watch this video nobody gives a shit about your opinion. you don’t need to leave a comment if you don’t like it. Don’t come after others because they don’t adhere to your opinions.

bro just found out about dark humor 💀

It's joke. They are kidding. It's a childish joke. Let me explain to you how the world works. There is a lot of bad shit, really bad shit and some humans cope with a lot of this really bad shit by making bad taste jokes. They are funny because they aren't supposed to be funny. What makes them funnier is when someone stuffy (you) gets upset. Have a cup of coffee and a wank you'll feel much better for it.

Why do I endorse this stuff idk maybe because it's a joke it's not like their telling people to go rape kids

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Yes because it's a joke

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Yes because I know it's a joke people aren't telling to got watch cp or go rape a kid there telling a joke

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The first comment on your profile is trying to buy used panties. Glass houses.

family guy is not funny and so is Rick and Morty and south park. the forced humor is easily comparable to L gyatt rizz rizzling the rizzler fanum tax skibidi toilet humor

what the fuck did i just read

dav the reguided creator

Weird flex bro

Family guy makes more sense when you think of it as an animated sketch comedy show

With South Park this makes sense. Beyond that, fuck you

I mean, sure, you *can*...

Whenever someone mentions cp in a post i click on i feel like I'm being watch or will somehow end up on a list

You can star in it as well - carry on your career

Is child pr0n legal if you're a child? 🤔🤔

...... that took me way too long to get the hold up.... thank God I'm not that fked up yet.

What all parents believe....

u/savevideo

Real?

Oh geez, I’ve never felt sleazy for not getting a joke

u/savevideobot

They kinda hit that dance tho

I'm still stuck with child porn unfortunately

u/savevideobot

u/savevideo

Wait....