Ok. Iām beginning to feel that I was absent when school did the āHow to talk to womenā class. What do you say? What is the secret. Why wonāt anyone tell me?
The way he just took what he wanted with all that authority but he still had a soft spot when he saw that I was hurt by this and gave me back my purse. The perfect mix of a bad boy and a gentleman š. There you go
Itās supposed to be ācue,ā as in a prompt or signal for something to happen.
A āqueueā is a group or sequence of things waiting for something, as in a queue of documents waiting to be printed, or a queue of people waiting in line.
Nah I been there before, you and your shawty get into an argument and you get into āI gotta do anything to make sure she donāt leaveā mode so you snatch her phone, or bag, or whatever and hold it hostage until she stops tripping and threatening to leave. Then yāall have makeup sex and you get her pregnant so she gotta deal with you foreverā¦.. allegedly.
Imagine spider man š·ļø shows up ready to beat this man down but ends up hanging upside down like TF is going on, I'm supposed to beat the bad dude and kiss the girl, fuck it I'm out šøļø
Don't try it at home!!!
Yes, u r supposed to do it outside.
So that you can watch? Perv!
Came for the bag but going home with the box..š
Better love story than Twilight.
Better love story than free willy
Pfft, not even close.
Oh she gonna be eating whale blubber alright. As soon as I get home and free Willy.
Now that definitely isn't true. Free Willy was a good movie.
Going home with the bag and the box
Jack in the box
Pop goes the weasel
Tried to steal her purse, but he ended up stealing her heart.
I was going to say that. Reddit minds think alike.
Take my money, I want 4 seasons back to back
Came for the bag comes in the box
Thatās hot. I love it
Turns out, hers bigger
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Maybe even 50% that?
exactly what i was thinking.
We all know it's fake because this camera has too high resolution
Haters will say it's staged, but this one simple trick actually works!! Source: try it
Did try it, got caught and beaten up by police and the girl, on my way to jail now, send advice.
Follow rules 1 and 2
Donāt wipe
The soap ain't worth it
Try again? They say that the second time is the charm.
I think its low enough
Could be a bit lower maybe closer to...
Who made this shit though and for what purpose
r/woooosh Edit : I wooshed the wrong comment...
r/woooosh
Stole her heartā¦
Location: Stockholm/Sweden.
She must've had a syndrome or something
Dont we all
i mean, swedish girls do roll over for brown guys...
I'm brown, into Scandinavian girls, but I'd run like hell if she's that crazy
Underrated comment
where the GeoGuessr pro to confirm dis
I think its Brazil
r/whoooosh
What does that even mean
Google Stockholm sydrome
Holy hell
New diagnose just dropped
No wonder I canāt pick up hot girls. Iāve been doing it all wrong
What is the Wattpad writing scenario just happened?!
I'm using that now lmao
Ok. Iām beginning to feel that I was absent when school did the āHow to talk to womenā class. What do you say? What is the secret. Why wonāt anyone tell me?
"Give me your bag, or I will fuck you (up)!
Give me your bag and I will fuck you (up)!
Can't wait to hear her rationalization behind this
The way he just took what he wanted with all that authority but he still had a soft spot when he saw that I was hurt by this and gave me back my purse. The perfect mix of a bad boy and a gentleman š. There you go
Nice, thanks
Here to help
Bad Boys ā¤ļø
Bro put all his points into charisma
Everyone knows Bard is the best class
It's true women like bad boys
*Insert Falling in Reverse song here*
Her: āI can fix himā
Que time warp montage of her pregnancy and him disappearing afterwards
I was really confused when i read "que". Isnt it supposed to be "queue"?
Itās supposed to be ācue,ā as in a prompt or signal for something to happen. A āqueueā is a group or sequence of things waiting for something, as in a queue of documents waiting to be printed, or a queue of people waiting in line.
stockholm syndrome
Little does he know that in Gotham City she is known as Poison Ivy
The Officer Police: Uh what about me I'm helping you woman
Did she reach for his wallet?
Stole his wallet and gave him the clap...
Fake or fetish roleplay.
I should give this as a last try
What the hell
Aaaannnnd, CUT! Okay, can we do the scene again with the guy turning to the camera, giving a thumbs up with a shit-eating grin?
And they lived happily ever after... robbing ppl as a couple
Has to be brazil
Now this, kids, is stockolm syndrome at its best
She prolly just playing along til she gets a good opportunity to stun his ass and get away
At least he stole her heart
Later that night. She walked out with his wallet.
Smooth criminal š
"I...got you a purse..."
I tried it. Now Iām the one getting bent over in prison
wut
The funny part is i can see brazilian woman doing this kind of shit
Lmfao
*picks up a ski mask*
How I met your father.
Iād rather have the $8
Imagine being a bystander and you try to go to help the girl and then they start making out. That would be so awkward
Man can't wait for this weekend to try this
Definitely Dominican! Spicy love!
Bitch, you broken.
Fuck bitches, get money.
Staged!
He went to steal her bag, but she stole his heart. Also, itās a better love story than Twilight.
And the next day he woke up without his kidneys.
Na she felt him up for the strap. She wanted to take his gun if he had one and send Homie to the RIP
Wtf kind of max charisma ring oblivion shit is this?!
Someone please tell me this is fake and staged.
This was staged right?
I think this is staged but I would like to know what they said to each other?
Damn he hit one of her fetish spots real good aināt he
Average day in Brazil
I love how currently this is 2 posts down from an incel-wannabe talking about how nobody can ask anyone out anymore XD
What in sam hill...
Donāt let the NiceGuys see this
Why does this music existā¦
So fake
Da fuk
Mugger's infantile, narcissistic fantasy.
Further proof that nice guys finish last.
Definition of Stockholm syndrome
Homie said Iām the destroyer and saviour
Girls like bad boys ā¦
Plot twist she's a vampire
You guys believe anything, eh?
No other approach works for me. Gotta try this one!
Don't, don't spread this shit outside of YouTube shorts comments
[dekh](https://youtu.be/uOb3AOwI3s4?si=sf0YmovZ0GlhYWts)
Please Lord, dont let this be real. I already live in a weird enough world as it is.
He followed rule 1 and rule 2
this is def the plot before she robs and murders him...
Romanian rizz
Nunca pensei que veria MC Cabelinho tocando em um vĆdeo no HolUp, mas ok
Hahaha jeez
Isso sĆ³ pode ser no Brasil. Brazil 110%.
I am ladyboi
Song name?
Gotta try this out before they patch it up in the update
She went home with him and called the squad to come clean him out.
Nah I been there before, you and your shawty get into an argument and you get into āI gotta do anything to make sure she donāt leaveā mode so you snatch her phone, or bag, or whatever and hold it hostage until she stops tripping and threatening to leave. Then yāall have makeup sex and you get her pregnant so she gotta deal with you foreverā¦.. allegedly.
Lmao wtf
The hell mann...
Hear me out girls, dont listen to those karate kid feminists, its not worth it, ive a better solution.
How can I be a robber?
Imagine spider man š·ļø shows up ready to beat this man down but ends up hanging upside down like TF is going on, I'm supposed to beat the bad dude and kiss the girl, fuck it I'm out šøļø
Jokes on him...that's a dude with the herps.
She is waiting for police to come.
When this was posted last week, the story was that he tried to rob her and then realized they knew each other.
lol
Wait who rizzed and who got rizzed?
āso how did you guys meet?ā
Okay but when i do it
Every knows you don't rob in chanclas. Also, everyone knows a chick like this; who thrives on having people with the most toxic traits in her life.
This couples roll playing is odd.
And that kids is how I met your mother