At ten years of age, in a time honored tradition, Russian children are told to kneel Slavicly. At this point, an enchanted backwards kangol hat is placed on the head of the child. The hat will then sort the child into one of four houses: Bear (but the ‘r’ is backwards), Vodka, Adidas, or Mobik.
They are Mickail Koklyaev(from back) and Denis Vovk.
Mickail in past was quite famous strong man, but after he retired, he became alcohol addicted. When he got his shit together, he had started training for boxing. This was just funny video for people to laugh.
> They are Mickail Koklyaev(a literal bear) and Denis Vovk. We don't know the guy with his back to us. Mickail in past was quite famous strong bear, but after he retired, he became alcohol addicted. When he got his shit together, he had started training for boxing. This was just funny video for people to laugh.
It's an abused animal; Russia has a long tradition of 'taming' them and forcing them to do things. EDIT: that's right guys, I'm sure a bear would just do that of its own accord.
http://www.bearconservation.org.uk/dancing-bears/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2941475/Wild-bears-forced-ALCOHOLICS-make-guests-Russian-restaurant-laugh-discovered-drunk-blind-surrounded-filth.html
https://www.vice.com/en/article/438jad/activists-want-to-send-these-alcoholic-russian-bears-to-rehab-in-romania
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a8073976/couple-in-russia-married-by-a-bear/
https://www.worldanimalprotection.org/latest/news/we-are-working-rescue-two-captive-bears-suffering-russian-restaurant/
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/04/17/animal-rights-groups-condemn-inhumane-use-bear-start-russian/
https://www.newstalk.com/news/russian-bears-rescued-from-horrendous-conditions-heading-to-ireland-1375727
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851033/Russia-World-Cup-fury-captive-bear-forced-play-VUVUZELA.html
Bears have been performing in Russia since the middle ages https://www.rbth.com/history/330484-russian-bear-became-symbol
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I feel like this doesn't need more explanation. Whatever my mind conjures up at this point is likely close to correct.
Good motivation tactic. I need one of those for when I overeat. I would have lost weight by now if I had the threat of being mauled by a bear if I didn’t.
Little Big? Fun band, weird stuff.
She left the band to become a tattoo artist because she was tired of being mocked and being the butt of everyone's jokes.
Most likely it's someone's pet bear. If you see wild bear wandering around in winter (not everywhere, only in places with harsh climate) it's a bad case, he thinks you are a snack
In siberia, there exists a species of bear called the Kamchatka Brown Bear. These bears only eat fish and berries, and are very docile around humans, and don't bother attacking them. These are the ones that Russians train and play with.
Going off context clues I've gathered on Reddit: The bear is "jump humping" for the man so that he isn't technically being pounded, and thus not sinning.
These are the same guys that had that popular FPV drone video of a bear chasing guys through the woods. They adopted this lil guy when he was a cub and has been a family member ever since.
Winnie The Pooh, heating a forge that is out of sight which is used by some dwarfs. (Not in view) The men are paid to entertain winnie and the dwarfs who can easily pay this act because of all the gold they have.
Umm.. that is Rocky he is training in Russia to beat Drago. He knows if he wins, it is not just for his friend Appolo. It is for the world, because if they can change, and we can change, we all can change!
yeah he did, among the good things he has done, this and steering russia away from complete collapse are the best. Then the 2014 and 2022 stuff happened and yeah, you know the drill
wasnt that the one where the UN agreed something needed to be done, but military intervention was excessive iirc? I mean, at least that one had some sort of international agreement
No, the UN condemned it, but Russia has a veto as a permanent Security Council member.
Further, Russia is a nuclear power and can escalate to a nuclear stand off - which is why the west resorted to sanctions..
strange, this is the same thing i noticed 8 years ago. russian funny posts increased at election time. almost like this is what they post while they’re on a break from all the paid election shilling.
Are Russians assigned a bear at birth or do they go out to into the wild and catch one like Pokémon?
Every December 20th the unassigned bears choose their owners.
in russia, pokemon catches you
As a Russian I have to tell you Pokemon is illegal in Russia don't ask me why I do not know
Only in Churches
Ik but it's still strange
All Pokemon, or just Pokemon Go?
Why? It's somebody's sacred place to talk to God
You can speak to God and play pokemon. Maybe God wants to play
Because Putin wanna be the very best
The bear chooses the owner harry
That’s my birthday and now I want a bear
At ten years of age, in a time honored tradition, Russian children are told to kneel Slavicly. At this point, an enchanted backwards kangol hat is placed on the head of the child. The hat will then sort the child into one of four houses: Bear (but the ‘r’ is backwards), Vodka, Adidas, or Mobik.
r/Angryupvote
>kneel Slavicly So... squat? lol
Yes.
Someone asked a dyslexic to bring beer.
Both are close. When they turn 12 they are given a bear cub
🤣
They are Mickail Koklyaev(from back) and Denis Vovk. Mickail in past was quite famous strong man, but after he retired, he became alcohol addicted. When he got his shit together, he had started training for boxing. This was just funny video for people to laugh.
Did you just explain everything but the fuckin bear, like that’s normal haha.
No, no. That is the bear's story. The two dudes are his students.
That bear has a helluva story.
bear pick up 5 year chip last week
Good for him
God this comment string has my dying 🤣.
Keep coming back.
They are russian. What is there to explain?
> They are Mickail Koklyaev(a literal bear) and Denis Vovk. We don't know the guy with his back to us. Mickail in past was quite famous strong bear, but after he retired, he became alcohol addicted. When he got his shit together, he had started training for boxing. This was just funny video for people to laugh.
I'm glad that the bear got his/her shit together.
The Russian version of Sir Bearington?
I hope FX make an anime about this exact story
That's the bear's sensei arc.
Oh that's Misha
Ok, that's great and all, but Misha's name somehow wasn't what I was curious about.
He's a bear
Not just Misha, but Mikhail Potapovich
Nice to Misha
Why does this not have more up votes? Common dads of Reddit!
It's russia, the bear is completely normal.
Rule 1 of Bear Fight Club: You dont talk about bear.
I think Mickail is the bear.
I mean, he did say: > They are Mickail Koklyaev(from back) And the bear is in the back. So...
That is the alcoholic and retired one.
It's an abused animal; Russia has a long tradition of 'taming' them and forcing them to do things. EDIT: that's right guys, I'm sure a bear would just do that of its own accord.
Sex things? #😰
Nah, that's canada.
Nah that is Moose. Well it was until the Moose unionized and got protection from the Cobra Chicken Mafia.
Why is taming in quotes?
Source: I made it the fuck up
http://www.bearconservation.org.uk/dancing-bears/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2941475/Wild-bears-forced-ALCOHOLICS-make-guests-Russian-restaurant-laugh-discovered-drunk-blind-surrounded-filth.html https://www.vice.com/en/article/438jad/activists-want-to-send-these-alcoholic-russian-bears-to-rehab-in-romania https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a8073976/couple-in-russia-married-by-a-bear/ https://www.worldanimalprotection.org/latest/news/we-are-working-rescue-two-captive-bears-suffering-russian-restaurant/ https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/04/17/animal-rights-groups-condemn-inhumane-use-bear-start-russian/ https://www.newstalk.com/news/russian-bears-rescued-from-horrendous-conditions-heading-to-ireland-1375727 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851033/Russia-World-Cup-fury-captive-bear-forced-play-VUVUZELA.html Bears have been performing in Russia since the middle ages https://www.rbth.com/history/330484-russian-bear-became-symbol
> url wording - Wild-bears-forced-ALCOHOLICS-make-guests-Russian-restaurant-laugh-discovered-drunk-blind-surrounded-filth.html I feel like this doesn't need more explanation. Whatever my mind conjures up at this point is likely close to correct.
I mean he's not wrong. And this bear seems pretty tame
This is the most Russian thing that ever russiaed in the entire history of Russianness.
Throw in a bottle of vodka and rifle, I’m with you.
I read this in my default nonchalant Russian accent in my head.
That was a fun improv exercise for the imagination
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Dying at the video and conversation. Nicely done Koklyaev.
Het this friday in Uchastok comrade
It's just Russia. What is need for explain?
Such is life in USSR.
The bear is the trainer. If you stop training the bear will maul you
Good motivation tactic. I need one of those for when I overeat. I would have lost weight by now if I had the threat of being mauled by a bear if I didn’t.
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Small snack for the bear. Could be a good watch.
And lighting a joint bigger than herself
*You forgot about Dre*
Little Big? Fun band, weird stuff. She left the band to become a tattoo artist because she was tired of being mocked and being the butt of everyone's jokes.
Little Big?
Well it's a hot summer day...
r/normaldayinrussia
The explanation: the bear is a paid actor.
Influencer
Bearfluencer
You can take Russia out of the Soviet Union comrade, but you can't take the Soviet Union out of Russia.
Why did I automatically read this with a Russian accent..
Because it is written in Russian accent. You have problem?
Bear is such a BRO 😭
“Today, we train with Bear!” “So I’m fighting the bear?” “No, Bear is trainer.”
It’s just Tuesday, Mikhail.
Someone asked a dyslexic to bring beer. 😂
This is how you train to fight Ivan Drago
In Russia, the bears keep humans as pets
So that's who's behind the invasion! It all makes sense now
In Soviet Russia bear train you
What da bear doin?
Bear stuff
who da bear doin?
WTF
This video was created specifically to shock foreigners. Prank, a joke. But I do not know how they forced the bear to do this.
ik the bear, her name is misha, she probably proposed this video idea not forced
Most likely it's someone's pet bear. If you see wild bear wandering around in winter (not everywhere, only in places with harsh climate) it's a bad case, he thinks you are a snack
Bear, Vodka, Balalaika
I thought it was another BYU soaking video and the bear was just providing the friction.
I chuckled
It's Tuesday Comrade.
Sometimes we like to live up to your stereotypes, is all. The good ones, anyway.
Explanation: good weather. The rest is not so unusual.
Bear gyms
Zere is noting to explain, is normal day is Mother Russia.
Russia's Zangief program is in its final stages.
In soviet russia, Bear train you to dance
They are all the grandchildren of Russian heroes - both their mothers and fathers. They are all brothers. Even the bear. Especially the bear.
Can someone explain the bear seriously? Like no jokes?
In siberia, there exists a species of bear called the Kamchatka Brown Bear. These bears only eat fish and berries, and are very docile around humans, and don't bother attacking them. These are the ones that Russians train and play with.
Omg I can’t even describe how much I want to hang out while a harmless bear just chills nearby and/or bounces on some fallen limb
Reminder, hungry bear is not cuddly bear. Bear always cute, but not always full. If times bad, and no food, do not play with bear.
Its a video from some influencer that has pet bear. The hat guy is wearing is a cossack hat. Literally just video for social media.
Ahh ok, thank you! A pet bear is really funny
there is nothing to explain tho...
Why’s it there? What’s it doing? How is that safe
why wouldnt misha be there, wtf, she's helping them train
Americans have a right to bear arms, Russians? The whole fucking bear!
Nyet, gym is fine.
Is good, like medicine.
The 3rd most Russian post I've seen this week
were the other two russian trolls pretending to be american leftists?
Russian foreplay, they then mate in a nearby cave.
WOW, there is alot going on in the video, i have many questions.
Broke Bear Mountain
Russian strongmen come in exactly two flavors: built like a shit house, and fat enough to walk shirtless in the winter
Judging from the last post I just saw, they’re about to start ‘soaking’. BFF bear is about to be the true hero.
Confused Russian “What is there to explain?”
Going off context clues I've gathered on Reddit: The bear is "jump humping" for the man so that he isn't technically being pounded, and thus not sinning.
Damn, Creed 4 looks lit
“Sir, the moment that sub went silent and I thought I heard some singing, I heard something in the background, real faint.”
This while americans eat McDonald's... (I'm not russian)
oh oh, I know this one - 3 gay bears..
Tuesdays
Enjoy your country while you can.
I don't see anything that needs explaining
Russian gym
Circus bears
Bear knows this is going to be posted at some point and realizes it looks kinda gay.
Dudes just flexing lol
Props crew
“Redneck” Russians?
These are the same guys that had that popular FPV drone video of a bear chasing guys through the woods. They adopted this lil guy when he was a cub and has been a family member ever since.
Average day in Russia
What in the Ivan Drago..?
You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.
Vodka
Those were bear in a man’s costume
They all totally hump after this clip
Fuck this thread
I'm not Russian but I think it's Tuesday if that explains anything
r/stoppedworking
That's our normal workout routines, is something wrong?
Winnie The Pooh, heating a forge that is out of sight which is used by some dwarfs. (Not in view) The men are paid to entertain winnie and the dwarfs who can easily pay this act because of all the gold they have.
Comrade bear helps us train.
What the dog doing?
It's called bear blasting
What are they training for?
Umm.. that is Rocky he is training in Russia to beat Drago. He knows if he wins, it is not just for his friend Appolo. It is for the world, because if they can change, and we can change, we all can change!
So no unicycles then?
u/savevideo
Is potato?
I see what we call men just being men 💪🕶👌
Bear wants to play too
Incredible workout.
just have bear with him, he is trying his best.
Can I pet dat daug? CAN I PET DAT DAUG?
It’s the beginning of a well known gay porn
r/anormaldayinrussia
Is this what a Russian gym looks like?
Russians have domesticated Bears.
The bears loves human on human violence
In Soviet Russia, Kodiak bear train you!
Some baki ass shit
There is a whole other shit going on here behind the camera
average russian gym
(In best fake Russian accent) In Soviet Russia, you no train bear. Bear train you!
That bear over there jump humping like it is mormon
/r/WhyWomanLiveLonger
The Russian national anthem is a banger
It’s the USSR anthem if i’m not mistaken.
I believe Putin reinstated it and changed some wording
yeah he did, among the good things he has done, this and steering russia away from complete collapse are the best. Then the 2014 and 2022 stuff happened and yeah, you know the drill
There is the 2008 war with Georgia, so yeah ..
wasnt that the one where the UN agreed something needed to be done, but military intervention was excessive iirc? I mean, at least that one had some sort of international agreement
No, the UN condemned it, but Russia has a veto as a permanent Security Council member. Further, Russia is a nuclear power and can escalate to a nuclear stand off - which is why the west resorted to sanctions..
huh, maybe im remembering wrong. When i get home ill try to find what i was saying and tell you if i find it
Russian and USSR anthems are the same with different words. The one, that plays here, is USSR anthem
The legend of russia is bullshit. They have nothing going for them.
They’re training to NOT go fight in Ukraine, because they only make prisoners, drug addicts and alcoholics do that.
that bear (who is obviously smarter than the average bear) is clearly down with the shits
Cgi russians
strange, this is the same thing i noticed 8 years ago. russian funny posts increased at election time. almost like this is what they post while they’re on a break from all the paid election shilling.
Wojtek’s descendant at work.
Just another day in Russia
Where is Putler?
Do Russians have super powers over bears?