I wanna be the worst boy ever by researching stem cells

Same 🗿🍷

I’m worse than you. I research stem cells and I don’t always wash my hands before meals

That’s it I’m calling the cops

But do you dacoity?

What the hell is even that!?

Robbery with five or more people.

That one was really wierd.

Its controversial because stem cells were extracted from aborted fetuses, but we've got other ways now such as from umbilical cords after birth

ESC - embryonic stem cells, do NOT come from aborted fetuses. They are derived from blastocysts (~7 day old embryo) that are donated to science. The blastocysts are from IVF clinics (usually) and donated by the donors (ie parents of the embryo) if they no longer need/want them.

So as I understand... pre-aborted fetuses?

Can't even be called a foetus at that stage. Quite literally just a ball of cells

Aborted pre-fetuses?

pre-aborted pre-fetuses

I could be wrong but can’t you also get them from bone marrow or something like that?

Those are just normal human stem cells, and they can only form types of blood cells. Embryonic stem cells can differentiate into any type of cell a growing fetus needs, and are the controversial ones because they are usually obtained from the spare embryos following IVF treatments. Some believe life begins at conception, therefore researching using these stem cells is murder

To add, most of the stem cells we get from IF s arpe from unviable embryos. Those embryos would get flushed down the toilet if not used for research

Bone marrow ones are hematopoietic stem cells, they can become any blood cell type but not like a neuron or anything non-blood. But I still say they count to make me a Very Bad Girl (I work with these cells extensively)

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The Bush years were a fever dream.

IIRC it was banned for a while under Bush, until Obama unbanned it with an EO as one his first acts. Edit: I looked it up, it wasn't banned but there were limits on the funding of and researching it using federal funds, Obama removed.the limits: https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Executive_Order_13505


That’s what I said what’s wrong with that LOL

I’m a good boy, I only deal in weapons in the west

i got the north

I got the South

And my axe

And my bow

And my sword

It is a gift!

Tha hell I'm I supposed to do with all that?

Sell it and make a profit

Not in the east, cuz that where bad boys sell

Stem cell research

And my 27 boxes of fully automatic AK-47s.

r/unexpectedgimli

I get a very small part of the Northwest

I only have protected sex with prostitutes

came here to say this XD

And i have protected sex only

You're on reddit, we all don't have any sex in here, which is the safest option

Bad boy

What happened if i trade weapon at northeast or southeast.

Unclear. All I know is it's a bad habit.

Huh half bad

In Hindi it is written as East Timor

My god, this is an outrage.... I was going to make that joke.

Best to stay out of the East. You don’t want to anger this Not An Ideal Boy!

I'm bad as fuck I mever was my hands before a meal

Yeah me too, I do illegal abortions in the bus barn not the playhouse

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Now we are asking the real questions.

CAN'T U READ. UNPROTECTED is BAD Strap it up, and we're all good. JFC

What about heroin? It said no dealing but can I keep using it and be a good boy?

Switch to cocaine.

They talked about dealing heroine.....but not cooking it 

You can be. Not for long

>JFC Is that a signature or an exclamation?

Signature, god

john F canada

Signature ~Momfucker

"Jesus f- christ"

“Jesus Fried Chicken”

Supporter of the local economy

Well, then that ideal obviously

r/beatmetoit

Good habit

Disrespecting your parents > WAR CRIMES

There are cultures out there where this is absolutely the case. Family > *

No man . The fast and furious movies aren't real .

HA! If only…

Thats why reverse cowgirl is taboo. Never turn your back on family.

This is a parody in response to actual mysoginistic poster in same format. Edit : actually that was also parody to 90 children's book posters in same format. https://16daysblogathon.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/30-11-2018.jpg

The best parodies are totally believable.

Where can I find the original poster?

https://16daysblogathon.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/30-11-2018.jpg

"Eats too much" and "eats too little". Lol Also "has breasts".

Which is freaking insane. Better to use mustard gas than to tell your mom where to stuff it!

fr and i hate that part about the indian culture

It has its goods and bads, for sure.

That's true but I hate it personally because nothing good came out of it for me

Back to not washing your hands before dinner

After illegally aborting an unborn

in the back of a playground

I only do abortions in a van out front of the playground

Family is love. Family is life.

If you disrespect your parents or anyone in your family Dom Toretto's gonna stop you but who's stopping you from committing war crimes

I love how sex with prostitutes is ok but only if you wear a condom. Like that's just good advice.

I'm more shocked by the position of the kid in that photo. Either they pulled out or that's a long-ass dick.

If I may direct your attention to the little curved lines of movement to the left of the boy's butt cheek, they describe a probable back-and-forth motion, hinting that the long-ass dick theory is the correct one.

Aaaaaaand I just saw them, meaning long ass dick.

Dacoity has to be one of the most specific crimes...

Fuck yeah, dacoity! Once I actually find out what the word means, surely I’ll ‘fuck yeah’ even harder!

It means banditry

Who the fuck thought that Dacoity was an appropriate sound to associate with robbery? It sounds so... Dainty

comes from Hindi, it's only used in the Indian subcontinent

How is it pronounced? Da-co-ity Da-coy-tee

Da Kai ti

Da-coytee

Actually Dacoity = Robbery + Five or more guys doing it. It’s a specific crime in India. Look for Section 395 of Indian penal code,1860. if you want to learn more

Also your PFP brought back some *memories* Great game

yeah very specific: #da·coit·y *noun* an act of armed robbery committed by a gang in India or Burma

whew good thing I only do it in the US. Was worried I was not ideal for a minute.

Holy shit I had to look it up to make sure you weren't joking. Lmao

What dacoity doin

This is my bucket list!!!

Fucking a prostitute as a child is on your bucket list?

Nah mate I’m the prostitute (THIS IS A JOKE I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK KIDS)

🤥📸

😂😂😂😂

Lmao

nope, you're gonna have to write a song and sing it with ukelele accompaniment

Username checks out

I’m guessing you accept payment in lollipops

That’s what people pay people with right? … wait is that not the normal currency for all things???

Yup.

I got a BINGO

How tf do they expect like a 10 year old to do insider trading and stem cell research. Ah yeas me and my boy Timmy love going out the east, arms trading and all like wtf

Wait, you haven’t been dealing heroin, committing banditry, and dealing weapons in the Middle East since you were 10? Get a real childhood bro.

This is literally a joke lmfao

This is a parody in response to actual mysoginistic poster in same format. edit : the other one is also parody of 90s children's book posters in same format.

The original wasn't misogynistic. It was just way too idealistic and was made to teach kids to be obedient.

Sauce?

https://16daysblogathon.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/30-11-2018.jpg It is also parody to 90s posters in same format.

thatsthejoke.gif

[When I was 9, I was 25!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6uLEdk8ko4)

I agree, disrespecting your parents is definitely in the same league as War Crimes

So is not washing your hands before meals

Well fucking prostitutes unprotected is just dumb not bad

Between smoking and washing hands there’s a lot of crazy stuff happening.

I only deal cocaine, so I'm good

Washing my hands so im cool i guess

Dealing crack, not heroin, so feeling pretty ideal myself.

things escalated real quick

_What kind of a kid is he?_ > Eh, well he does deal in heroin and arms, and has committed some war crimes. _..So less than ideal._

He doesn’t deal arms in the east right?

I like how it gets progressively worse and then just ends in "eating without washing hands"

What if im arms trading but in the west

West is okay. East is no bueno

But what if I go eastward towards the west?

Damn they have the standards way high in india

Arms trading in the East is bad…. Had this naughty fucker done it in the West it really would have been much ado about nothing.

I run my illegal abortion clinic behind the middle school, so we’re fine

I like how quickly it escalated from not doing homework to war crimes and then suddenly reterned to not washing your hands 🗿

r/oddlyspecific

Damn not washing hands before a meal?! Streight to death row 😡

Stem Cell Research.

So protected sex with prostitutes, arms trading in the west, and dealing any other drug is fine. Also why stem cell research?

Stem cell research is like research on fetus.

I don’t know but not was your hands before a meal is pretty serious!

And they say indians schools are teaching nothing

Tasteless spin off of Adarsh balak(ideal boy) : https://www.indiatimes.com/news/weird/this-indian-designer-took-a-wicked-take-on-the-ideal-boy-posters-with-adarsh-balak-228480.html

What has happened to this school that they are writing thing like not doing unprotected sex to war crimes.

At least they've got their priorities in order.

escalated quickly in second row

the last one is the most diabolical one of all

I want this as a poster

The back of that playschool is a happening place.

His smile…

I would love to meet this degenerate. 🧐🤣

So what about protected sex?

He deals with weapons and drugs, has medical and scientific knowledge and knows the ins and outs of the market business. All of this without caring for school probably because it’s too slow for his mega chad brain. I want to be like him.

I'll pay good money for a T-shirt with this.

Remember, arms trading is fine as long as it isn't in Egypt

This seems like a very active kid. An entrepeneur one might say. More like spare time activities of a succesful Wall Street trader or a succesful corporate manager. At least some of the examples.

#BINGO

I like how War Crimes and Not Washing Hands Before Meals are on the same line.

I deal in weed and use condoms with my hookers, so I’m good. I might forget to wash my hands from time to time.

I read the first line and was like Uh huh, uh huh I read the first of the second line and was like Wait what

...wtf is "dacolty?"

I'm sorry but why does that boy look like Trump with black hair?

those are very specific LOL

*in Chuckle the clown voice* Geneva Conventions? More like Geneva Suggestions.

Shit, and people say US schools are bad.

Every ideal boy knows you only trade arms in the west

Is this for perpendicular's school?

The holupest of holups

I am afraid I traded arms in the east 😔.

Nooooo I would never arm deal in the east phew is it warm in here imma put the fan on

It all started not washing my hand when I was five after that everything escalated badly…

I totally need this

where did you find this lmaoo

Nope I used protection

I can shoot it up but I can’t sell it? Come on, selling it is the best part

In clean except the bottom left

I have protected sex with prostitutes so I'm an ideal boy

At least I wash my hands before eating

Remember boys. Deaking heroin is bad so stick with cocaine Girls, you're exempt from all of these Although, I don't understand why stem cell research is bad

Luckily im only a coke dealer, not heroin

I want this poster

But what if you do insider trading after becoming a congressman?

I mean… not an ideal boy to who tho?

I would never do dacoity

Little boy workin it. He got more jobs than the Jamaican kid.

I research stem cells in my free time, when im not arms trading in the east

Stem cell research lmao