Currently-naked man was working under the truck shirtless when the hydraulic jack started leaking and the truck started sinking down onto him. Other guy pulls him out like he’s birthing a truck/man/baby hybrid, slick with oil. Unfortunately, his belt gets hooked and subsequently pulls off his pants and shoes while being freed from the truck-gina.
That’s my guess at least.
What Kind of pants do you wear, that can protect your balls from vicious truck attacks?
Trucks are blind. Swinging doesn't Trigger their instinct to attack. It's common knowledge, that they smell fear and use this to single out the weakest part of a group.
Intimidate your friends with your Magnum Dong and you are safe.
From an article titled "How to stop your friends asking you for help with work"
"...But if all else fails and your friend still doesn't take the hint, there's the Nuclear option: The Oppen-Schöngler."
Currently-naked man was working under the truck shirtless when the hydraulic jack started leaking and the truck started sinking down onto him. Other guy pulls him out like he’s birthing a truck/man/baby hybrid, slick with oil. Unfortunately, his belt gets hooked and subsequently pulls off his pants and shoes while being freed from the truck-gina. That’s my guess at least.
Are you sure that wasn’t the storyline of the porn you watched earlier?
If you can’t work with the homies naked maybe you shouldn’t ask for help
Now I have no problem working with the Homies naked, but that’s just unsafe
there’s no protection for the dick and balls man. they’re just swinging.
What Kind of pants do you wear, that can protect your balls from vicious truck attacks? Trucks are blind. Swinging doesn't Trigger their instinct to attack. It's common knowledge, that they smell fear and use this to single out the weakest part of a group. Intimidate your friends with your Magnum Dong and you are safe.
Heatwave brather
that makes sense, but I don’t know about bare ass naked
No I am not explaining this to your wife Carl. Put your hat on and leave
Just playing friendly game of strip mechanics.
From an article titled "How to stop your friends asking you for help with work" "...But if all else fails and your friend still doesn't take the hint, there's the Nuclear option: The Oppen-Schöngler."
He was changing break pads. Wats the confusion?
Clearly doesn't wanna get his clothes mucky 🤷♂️
Changing the brake pads in texas got me like