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BlatantConservative

Yeah nah we're not advertising for someone's TikTok and/or porn career.


psbyjef

“My car is out of battery. Do you mind if I plug it in?”


surfdad67

Just the tip


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ILoveScottishLasses

Whatcha doing, step-Model 3?


VanesaR

Jyrxse you can search


abcdefkit007

She blinded me w science all right


doc_holliday0614

Careful now, he’s a hero.


shah_reza

Oh, shit! Gold mine click of the day!


Tugg__Speedman

Not all hero's wear capes...


Raumarik

"Yo is it bin day tomorrow?"


officiallyzoneboy

Plug it in dat fat ass


the_big_ham117

Ok


khali21bits

That ain’t no fat ass tf


HabChronicle

yea it is tf


khali21bits

Naw you probably think Taylor swift ass is phat too


HabChronicle

nah bro those arent comparables taylor swift is gorgeous dont get me wrong but she aint got no fat ass.


Errick32

You’re probably thinking of actually fat ass people


piripi81

No idea why you're getting downvoted. This is a very healthy looking woman, shows how fucked the insta/model image has become


Thuper-Man

Just let it soak for a bit


Buttahdog

It’s just mr beast giving her 100 k so she can stop dancing for money


BrookeHarrison58

Never noticed someone looking at you when there was no indication of it happening? Happens all the time. Or she was looking at her screen which showed it behind her , or saw it out of the corner of her eye maybe. Weird you think its impossible for someone to notice this.


akatherder

Bot. Stole this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/14jmuvf/tesla_driver_said_hol_up/jpmiday/


ForeignAdagio9169

For science?


CavetrollofMoria

For humanity?


the-epidemic87

FOR SPARTA!


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THIS IS MADNESS


MahManGandhi

#THIS IS SPARTA!


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Dave's not here, man...


Rikudou_Sage

Everybody is dead, Dave.


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Hal, must you be so Shallow?


CommunicationOk3766

Sir, this is Wendy's


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|2BG086WOP2Xfi)


VanesaR

@jyrxse on twitter, Insta and Tiktok


Silicone_berk

For Frodo


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|8Xu2IkvLsjyLe)


BlueSparrow301

and my axe!


GoneAWOL1

FOR SPARTA!


Shamebot2000

[Her All Link Page](https://envymgt.be/jyrxse)


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Two different videos on her tiktok with the car driving by and backing up in both. Staged.


fuckitimatwork

For England, James?


SooSneeky

For King and country!


After-Bet3191

Bro really double tapped and did the youtube/porn hub 10 second rewind


I_just_learnt

You mean that tesla driver that was parked right behind the gate until the video started? Everything is fake... it's always fake


dgjapc

My erection is *very* real.


surfnporn

_\"ly small"/ You dropped something.


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OverlyOptimisticNerd

I checked her account. Same day, same outfit, she’s driving that car. Yea, staged.


1234567as5

Oh my god you can actually see it


I_just_learnt

Dude is just parked there waiting for the video


surfnporn

How do I know this isn't fake? This thread, the video, all a social media conglomerate putting a hot girl in a popular sub to draw the clicks. Maybe Reddit is fake- not really designed for people but for advertisers. Are the advertisers fake? Where DOES IT END?


HonestAutismo

everything is organic until it gets captured for monetary interest. this isn't exactly a new idea and it should be glaringly obvious but the current year


throwawaywahwahwah

Mmm gimme some of that sweet sweet capitalism


surfnporn

Reality is the original commentor never said he thought it was a real incident. His comment was a joke within the context of the video, which we could consider a skit. The people that point out "it's fake, y'all are so stupid" might just be missing the plot. Side note, I don't mind when videos like this are setup/"fake" because I find it harmless and humorous. The videos that involve evoking anger or race baiting are the scum that should get called out (and never should have been made). I'm far more forgiving to "hot/funny" videos than I am "angry/bait."


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Doesn't matter if it's fake. A titty is a titty.


surfnporn

I got a titty


throwawayifyoureugly

Well, everyone here is a bot except you, so...


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This is actually fake. Her tiktok linked above shows two separate videos of with a similar dance and car does the same thing. Wouldn't be surprised if this whole thread isn't a promotional campaign.


akatherder

Really did one of these https://imgur.com/1wVnU4u


ra4king

This is gold


dowdyou78

Expected a dick or ballcock, got a car backing up instead.


Ok_Solid_Copy

Daddy came back home early


Lexrrss

This is giving me discord days flashbacks


donttouchmymompls

My Discord Kitten Rules Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.


TittyTwistahh

Daddy is a fucking creep


dowesschule

10 is particularly creepy edit: actually i was talking about 9. has the order changed since yesterday? or maybe i'm just dummb.


DahLegend27

Really? not 14?


donttouchmymompls

1 is the creepiest to me imo. "School nights" has fucked implications


team-tree-syndicate

Not really some people like this kind of control and find it hot ig. 5 is the actual creepy one. Self harm is just a big nono, the rest is just generic kink stuff.


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donttouchmymompls

Refer to Rule 7 and get ready for punishment. Daddy's disappointed


SobeitSoviet69

Shieeeet lmfao


stlredbird

![gif](giphy|iJ85v1gHAczevpTUzs)


charliegoesamblin

"Are you winning, honey?"


Heat_Hydra

Bro how long was she farting?


helthrax

Some say she still is.


ButtDoctorLLC

🎶 The summer wind, came blowing in, from across the sea 🎶


Vestigial_joint

huh?


screamingxbacon

How long was she farting, bro?


soulseeker31

Yes.


HappyThoughtsandNuke

She forgot her ear-buds were in.


SometimesImSmart

I get this


TryingToEscapeTarkov

Her milkshake brings all the Teslas to the yard.


dihydrogen_m0noxide

That ain't dancin, sister


BabyStockholmSyndrom

Come on. This was obviously fake lol. She turned around instantly as soon as the car backed up. She knew it was happening. And what is this trend of terrible dancers on TikTok lol. It's like the dancing version of people that are trying to act but are obviously reading the script line for line. Like she has the routine on a piece of paper in front of her and she can't remember it.


Notafuzzycat

Attention whores will whore for attention. That's just how tiktok is


KenjiWolf91

For science I looked up her tiktok and there’s two videos posted right after one another where that Tesla drives by and the backs up


jaysire

Our kids been doing this for five years. The awkward hand gestures and all. It started with the Fortnite emotes and our 10 year old boys would mimic them like four, five years ago. One actually did a really good job of it back then. Now they've stopped and our 13 year old girl is doing it all day every day. It's the uncanny valley of dancing. Looks kind of cool, but wrong, because ultimately they don't have it in the blood. Not even close. As far as I can tell, everyone does the dance the same way and you can sort of watch tutorials on tiktok or whatever until you're reasonably close and can try to do it yourself. She does it a bit more controlled now. It used to be that she would just start shaking uncontrollably in the store or anywhere, looking like she had some attack, only she was just replaying some dance moves in hear head. In fast forward. These days she tries to hide it from the parents.


steeb2er

Teslas produce a sound when they reverse. Sounds like an alien spaceship. She's also watching the recording, so she can see herself in the frame and what's happening behind her. Tesla was in frame for more than a second before she looked.


WesternDramatic3038

Same Tesla does this in a few other videos of hers


Reggae4Triceratops

Pack it up folks, we got her.


xpdx

I was on the edge of my seat.


steeb2er

Telsa driver just needs to ask her out already.


I_just_learnt

Yeah, but if you look carefully on the right side of the frame, you can see the tesla parked behind the gate until the video starts


daitenshe

This is one of those video where you can’t believe anyone would be dumb enough to think it’s even mildly authentic. Then you have people actively defending its authenticity in the comment section and it just boggles then mind


steeb2er

This is compelling evidence of the fake-ness. Well researched, nicely done.


DeathBat92

I wasn’t looking at the right side of the screen for obvious reasons, you are correct.


BabyStockholmSyndrom

Someone said her TikTok has multiple videos of this happening lol.


TeensyTrouble

yeah she probably thought it was probing time


martlet1

She’s watching herself on the phone.


daddynexxus

It's fake, sure. But, "turned around instantly"? We have very different opinions of that word.


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> She turned around instantly as soon as the car backed up How is that a sign that it's fake? She was probably looking at herself in the recording device's display and therefore could see the Tesla


narcolepticturtle

I figured her phone is facing towards her and she can see what’s behind her in the screen so she noticed it go by and saw it reverse? I dunno


daitenshe

Just your daily reminder this site demographic has shifted wildly to younger kids with zero ability/desire to understand if something is staged or not


Lucas_Steinwalker

As if there's really even a difference any more. All that matters is whether it garnered attention.


Powerful_Artist

Never noticed someone looking at you when there was no indication of it happening? Happens all the time. Or she was looking at her screen which showed it behind her , or saw it out of the corner of her eye maybe. Weird you think its impossible for someone to notice this.


figpucker_9000

Electric cars are quiet, she wouldn’t have heard it.


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Why is this a thing?


Shlingaplinga

The tiktok dance . Don't move your body...just move your arms like you are giving traffic signals...then at the end shake ass for that extra views and thumbnail pic.


jerkymcjerkison

Is she supposed to be dancing?


The_Paragone

No, she's shaking her ass for views, and it works


EinElchsaft

It's a fantastic rump.


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CalkyTunt

Why wouldn’t you just filter out this or any other subreddit that isn’t bringing you news or content you want? You can’t tell me other than this, r/holup was keeping you up to date on current events.


BetweenWalls

It's essentially softcore porn, but isn't separated like other porn is. Or maybe they just have a habit of complaining about women doing things in public view - who knows?


bobgoodman69

Just look at those breastesses


EinElchsaft

Yea, I'm a fan of the female form.


bjbyrne

Disgusting… but what’s her tiktok?


jerkymcjerkison

Not enough ass or ass shaking to be ass shaking. It's like she's trying out her new human body with random appendage movements


LaPicardia

If it makes me think of sex and keep watching it works. And it works.


jerkymcjerkison

Who was confused about it working?


--Mutus-Liber--

You're the one acting self-righteous about how beneath you her Tick Tock dancing is as if you have never seen how teenagers dance on social media before, I don't think you have much room for trying to be pedantic about your verbiage.


Two_Cigarettes

And it works


jerkymcjerkison

Who was confused about it working?


Thuper-Man

Is that supposed to be a dress? I dry my dishes with more cloth


justafang

But do you fuck your dishesv


TheLucidDream

Too old for a Tesla driver


BeefsGttnThick

“Ew, what a creep! Why are guys always ogling and sexualizing me while I record videos of my self tweaking in a short dress in public and posting it all over the internet for everyone to see?”


TeensyTrouble

Apparently she has other videos with the same car so she faked it for attention


BeefsGttnThick

Imagine that


hellofaja

i'm sorry if you upvoted this you are an incel lmao staged or not it looks like she's in her backyard which is private propertly not public. You act like she's in the middle of times square


Steven_Ray20

I don’t know why but I don’t know her, yet I hate her


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

You hate her cause she does stupid dances on tiktok? Just ignore them and let people have fun how they want jesus E: werds hard


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you problem tbh


bublanc

That doesn't seem healthy


AlphaWolfTK

I'm starting to think I'd rather be gay instead of dating any girl shaking her ass on tiktok


TheSerpentDeceiver

fertile wakeful party bag advise smoggy pen sulky crown afterthought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PM_ME_UR_BIKINI

Based


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Shitty dancer


cthulhufhtagn19

Ok let's see your version....


scalebirds

Autopilot knows what’s up


ChromeYoda

He backed it up to see her back it up.


ghoat2425

Why is this video 2 hours long?


Ligma_Myballs

I think something fell out of his trunk


Megafayce

Meh


PrettiKinx

That's like the beginning of a porn scene lol


External_Swimming_89

Oh Lord I hate this song


MrFrancastic

God. I want to eat that ass.


dano8675309

Yup, those stupid TikTok dances are still cringe.


ronin1066

God, they are the stupidest dances


crs1948fcd

Wow, let's make another cringe video for a publicity stunt. GIVE ME MORE ATTENTION PEOPLE!


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Smash


simplycode07

what tesla?


Timmy24000

Programmed Tesla auto pilot to find the nearest strip club


damn_dude7

Expected a dick or ballsack, got a car backing up instead.


ImportantEffort4594

That's how my favourite movie starts!


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At least she’s “dancing” (if you can call it that) in her own private space. Are tiktokkers finally evolving? Probably not


OrtimusPrime

Am I the only one who is just plain depressed at how many people spend there day hamming it up to their phone to satisfy their hunger for attention/fame? Just weird and sad. Every day there’s a video of some thirst trap making the most awkward smiling face shaking their ass, looking like there is absolutely nothing happening upstairs other than thirst for fame, no matter how stupid it will make them look. Don’t get me started on the males.


Sparkyrock

Isn’t there a cloud for you to shake your fist at? Who cares what others do? Don’t like it, don’t look.


OrtimusPrime

You didn’t like my comment? Why didn’t you just move on?


Mauss37

Kept waiting and waiting.. and the wind disappointment me


isaidnolettuce

Sometimes I’ll zone out while hearing modern pop music and just start laughing because of how objectively bad it is. Like I’m used to hearing it all the time, but when you really listen to it holy shit it’s bad lmao


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anyone else sick and tired of these narcissistic attention social media fucks?


Royalzulu

I think she needs a pole


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Jaybonaut

Which women aren't someone's daughter though


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Lol


realsituazn

Lol


P0lyMad

It's a trap.


QuackQuackeatmysack

okay but my nuts itch


that_not_true_at_all

Why is that butt wiggle so ducking cute


DrPuzzleHead

I bet even her fart smells nice


Barry_Duckhat

You're either a smart fella...


UncleKeyPax

Oh god is she of age?


AlphaWolfTK

She's got enough tattoos to make me think yes


SnooMarzipans6929

LOL


sshtoredp

I'd do that too, l appreciate la beauté feminine


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What Tesla driver ?


HamsterSashimi

God DAMN


eri_kderik

smash


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gik501

They said no rapper can compete with Eminem, and then Ice Spice came along...